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Sir why don't u write more?
I'm findin this VERY interestin and
educating to read. 

mohawkchic:
~Love piercings but am such a chicken to have any done,the only piercing i got is on me ears,done when i was a wee lass

~I think what put me off Piercing is a documentary i watched,jeez the horror stories about piercings gone wrong scared the shite out of me,so needless to say i wont be getting any piercings done now or in the near future!!

~Lol iice the first time i saw the hooks for body suspension been pierced i was like NOoooo Way!! not to talk about the genital ones especially the male!! i was left hanging at the edge of my seat with shock,amazed at the length people will go through feeling the pain of those piercings!!

Be warned, Piercings and Tattoos are so addictive. Once u get one, u want to get more!!
Living witness rite hurr!

Ok the genital ones, ESPECIALLY the male genital ones are HELLA HELLA NASTY!! dang!
That body suspension, I'm yet to understand DA F**K DEM LOT ARE THINKIN?!
But yeah. . . LOVE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS!! U shud get a piercing! They jus rock!!

LOL!! Well people sayin it doesn't work. . .
I met ma man online few years back.
Of course we met up and everything.
He's now ma baby's daddy.
So yeah u can meet sum1 nice online but
surely u have to meet up in person or it
makes no sense in the world. . .

ok I cud NEVER EVER do no body suspension!!
HELL TO THE FREAKIN NO!!!
Scarification. . .maybe if I was payed sum sweet amount
of cash. . .
Yeah yeah! I hang out on BMEZINE too much!! lol

4 Play:
@Layi

You said earlier that a Nigerian couple owns Trinity Broadcast Networks,please enlighten me

Who are they?names?

A nigerian couple DOES NOT own TBN. The founders are Paul and Jan Crouch.
DEFINATELY NOT NIGERIANS!!

ROFLMAO at roundabout!!
EWO!! lol

jennykadry:
disadvantages,is that there are some african foodstuffs i need that i have not seen here
no 2.what ever i buy from any african shop is not always fresh
no.3 i cannot find ugwu and nchanwu(scentleaf)here
no3.d ukazi leafs are not fresh
no.4.i can't find dano milk here
no.5.making hair here is very expensive
no.6.meat is very expensive here
no7.no boli and groundnut to buy here
no8.u can prepare d real oha soup here

i could go on and on and on

DAMN GURL!! U hit the nail on the head. . .

hahah!! awesome!!
omg. . .I had a friend who did
scarification. . .so DISGUSTING!! that's so emo shxt!

CYCLE 10. . .
who do yall think is gunno win?
Personally, I want Anya or Fatima to win.
I think Fatima'll win, Anya'll be second and
Katarznya will be 3rd. I have a gut feeling!
I'm planning to cast for BNTM. . .I'm all excited!

Abuja and Calabar

:d :d :d :d

I agree about the food!
But things like using a helmet, respecting the
speed limit, queuing up, etc, that's wut makes
everything orderly and good for everyone!
I wish naija cud be like that sumtimes. *sniff*

Nigeria's got nice things no doubt.
I enjoy eating suya and gala and alla the things
we don't get out here but I like to be realistic as well.
This topic isn't really for discussing
whether or not Nigeria is as bad as Congo
or wuheva (this I hate very much cos every
country has its own problems).
I have a lot of fun wen I go to Nigeria on vacation but there
are also sumtimes I jus feel like "damn. . . I've had enuff!"
Ain't nobody tryna condemn the Fatherland!
Not gunno make it seem like heaven either wen I don't
feel that way about it.

Every country has its own problems. . .
none is left out. Let's stop comparing and getta
reparing. . .iight?! 

HAHAHA!!! I have multiple nationalities. . .
Nigeria, South Africa, Lesotho and EU
Ma Nigerian passport used to cause the MOST problems for me.
So I stopped travelling with it all together except wen
I'm goin to Nigeria on vacation or sumthing.

superman:
there u go

bloody south african

Excuse me. . .

This is very rude! I'm Nigerian as well as South African
and I find it highly insultive of u to jus blurt out summin
like that. VERY RUDE!! Crimes happen all over the world.
I've had terrible experiences in Nigeria as well as in Joburg.
It's proper stupid of any Nigerian to think they're betta than
a South African (or vice versa) Seriously!! Do not do unto others
what u wudn't want em to do unto u. . .Unbelievable!

lucabrasi:
na wa o,anybody reading through this thread will think nigeria is the republic of congo or guinea bissau

rice and a side of doughnut-i don't know which tantalizers but i go to eateries in naija too and these girls are not that bad please
heat and i wanted to return to the states-so theres no heat or hot weather in the states na wa o even egypt,dubai e.t.c with a hotter climate or a climate as hot as nigeria people rush their on holidays.

i don't know what part of lagos y'all have been spending your holidays,but if you have your money or live in the correct part of lagos or abuja and drive a good car then you wont experience all that

hmmn na wa o ,like u said im sure its cause its the outskirts of abuja because in a place like maitama,asokoro e.t.c where the likes of them atiku s children,ministers children get green cabs,trust me they wont be fazed with either british or american or ghana accent please nigeria is not that bad unless you guys have not been hanging out in the right areas

We live a little' way outside the city center in a nice estate so it has nothin to do with
where we live. I don't drive and neither does ma bro. . . besides what does takin a
cab have to do with how much money u have? Depends on the situation at the
moment doesn't it? I'm sorry to say but naija is that bad! Seriously in your opinion,
how is Nigeria betta than congo? We need to improve on a lot of things.
There's no need to lace the truth with wuheva. . .
And oh please. . .the heat in naija is soooooo different. It would help if PHCN were responsible
enough. . .but they are pretty SHIT!! Besides it's annoyin that u're takin people's description
of the weather as a bad thing. It's just pointing out the difference between where we live
and Nigeria. Sure it does get hot in the summer here, but think about it, summer is only 3 to
4 months and then in comes the cold weather.

lol uh ok . . .

Um. . .lol
how am I supposed to holla?

haha thanks I'll holla at u. . .
wut was it u found interestin on ma profile?

LMFAO @ rice and a side of donut. . .
SHXT I'm fallin off ma damn chair!!! LMAO!!  

Omg I had this really funny experience wen I went to naija
for the first time after 5 years. We live in the outskirts of abj
and so one day, ma bro and I wanted to take "a drop" to
the city center to have sum fun.
We hailed a cab and told him where we were goin. The following
conversation ensued:

Cab driver: To Wuse na 1000 naira.
(me and ma bro look at eachother)
Me (with ma british accent): WUH? 1000 WUH? Come on man!!
How bout 500 naira?
Cab driver: UNA DEY CRAZE!!! Una tink say I neva see money
before. Yeye oyinbo children!! Who una dey blow phoneh for? (drives
off VERY ANGRY!)

OMFG . . . I was shocked beyond words. I've neva been called Oyinbo
before or insulted in that manner. . . LMFAO!!! It was so funny I'm still
crackin up remembering it here!! LORD!!  

To me. . .
In terms of economy, electricity supply, water, good road
alla that. . . NIGERIA HAS A LONG WAY TO GO!!!
I think that one good thing about Nigeria is food!! MY GOODNESS. . .
No other food ever tasted betta!! LAWD LAWD!!!

Oh ma word!!! Visitied Warri for a week.
Left there SICK AS HELL!! Damned mosquitoes . . .
But waffi pidgin is so nice to hear. . . cracks me up!!

Pounded Yam and Veggie soup DEFINATELY!!
Gosh I need to visit Nigeria!!

the peppersoup flavor of indomie is WONDERFUL!!
LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!

hahaha
ma hairs short and curly.
I wash, dry, comb and cream it
every mornin!! QUEL FREEDOM!

locks,

Never gotten em but I'd love to
try one day. Not too long and doll-looking
like all dem gurls on TV tho. . .dang!

I don't think he made it up,
it's jus sum random Nigerian rumor innit?

hahaha, they hot aren't they?

omg,
the only advice I can give u now
is to be responsible!! If she's prego,
be prepared in every way possible to
take care of her, the baby and even urself.
If she's not prego, take sum praise offerings
to God and be careful next time!!!!!!!