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Nkem why is this gate opened.. This na the voice wea come from the the entrance of them compound. As me rush stand up at same time peep tru nkem room window, na so I see nkem papa dey enta the compound wit two pot bele men. I became confused at the moment and cold just rum enta me like the way rat dey run enta hole wen being chased. At dat moment,nkem asked me to chill for her room, say her papa no dey enta her room, but base on my upbringing, I no believe her story because for my house, my own papa get the right to enta any room wea him deem fit. And wit dat fear all over me, na so I park my boxers, trouser and all I would find jump enta nkem wardroom.
Nkem nkem (he called out), sir answered Nkem. Were u dey since I dey call ur name? Asked nkem papa, I just came out of the bathroom she answered(by dat time, the babe don rush enta bathroom, sprnkle small water, at same time con tie wrapper come out)..
I've warned you to always lock the gate of my compound wen ever u're in the house---- he thundered, sorry sir she replied, I went to sell water to a neighbor, and after dat, I forgot to lock the gate b4 entering the bathroom--- she explained( this na becoz dey get bore hole for compound and dem dey sale water there)..
Where is the shovel I left in dis house-he asked again, its with the neighbor at the next building she replied...
At dat moment, nkem ran out of the house to get the shovel.........
As all this drama dey go on, na so I notice say both my soldier and the two balls wea surround am don run enta my belle out of fear, na so many tinz begin skip pass my mind.
I begin dey wonder wetin dis man go do if e happen to find a Unclad boy inside em daughter room, how e go take treat my Bleep up, how e friends and area people go take gather, how people go take see me and the daughter after evry tin.. As this things dey flash for my mind so, I notice say I done begin sweat like person wea heavy rain beat.
The more I try to clean the sweat up, the more my body dey produce more sweat..
Dad the shovel is here was the next tin I heard, na so the man collect the shovel, and like play like play na so I begin hear footsteps dey comot for the house, but fear still no allow me comeout from my hideout.
I stayed in there for like more 3mins b4 I heard sum1 open the door of nkem room, and in no time I heard "prince prince" where are u? I con manage open the wardrope door, na so nkem burst laugh, she laugh so te tears almost begin comot for her eyes.
As she dey laugh, na so she dey call me fear fear....... At first I no just fit answer her, my mouth no fit even talk anytin. I stayed like that for about a minute b4 the next tin wea comot for my mouth na " Nkem abeg give me cold water if una get"..........
She still continue to dey laugh at same time dey call me all sort of names.. She got me the water, I sip small but couldn't take much coz fear still hold me...
Next I heard na--- I tell u say my papa no dey enta my room, but if na my mama, she fit enta. Dat na ur own I replied nkem, and as u see me so, na house I dey go ( I continued).... As dis words comot for my mouth, na so nkem rush seize my cloths..
Wetin be d meaning of dis-- I thundered,
wetin u mean she replied.
Give me my cloth na I continued,
NO she replied.
Plz na I begged,
NO she insist. Come make we complete wetin we be dey do was the next thing I heard from her..... CHoi this gurl wan kill me........... TO BE CONTINUED......

My own long sha... I know say most of una dey familiar with this story, but for d purpose of this thread, I go share am again....
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As una all know, the best kind of s*x wea man fit get na d one wea e do for em babe papa house... As at 2007, I don already spend like 3yrs for house witout admission, and na dat time my 1st gurl just bouce out from secondary school..

D tin happen like dis, e normal say I dey bleep her for her papa house(since she believe say na there safe pass), but I no go ever forget this fateful thursday wea she say make I show her base(cuz of d fact say she get house chores according to her).....
As a correct asaba bad boi wea I be, I shower dat morning(forgeting the usual advise wea my brother tony dey give me evry day say my cup go soon full), enta bike dey go behind total filling station cable point(that's Nkem's area), wen I reach there, I met her washing some clothes in the compound. She ask me make I join am, and I no waste time in doing so. After d washing nkem say make we enter house base on say she wan baff. But b4 that she first tell me make I lock them house gate coz her old boy dey provoke if he meet am open. I refused locking it wit d mindset say assuming person meet me for a house wea only babe dey and evry lock like kirikiri, how dem go see or reason am. Nkem agreed to my reasoning and we enta dem house. As we enta, she no waste time enta bathroom and con suggest say make I com scrubb her. I join d match witout hesitation and before I knew it we begin to kiss.
As me and nkem begin kiss, I sharperlly remove my cloth(cuz I no want make form and water touch am). As we dey do am, water from shower just dey pour us for body. Na so dis gurl off shower and wit our wet body, I carry her comot for bath tub, and na so I carry her enta her room,begin suck and squeeze her bobby izua, and wit no time(base on amateur wea I be dat time) I immediately plug sergeant for her motor park witout ODENIGBO OGIDI. Piam piam piam due to d hotness of the park, I come realise. We liedown for her bed con begin jist wetin we no know and like 10mins, sergent begin kick again. As sergent rise, na so una brother put am again inside park. Kum kum kpa kpa na so we begin do am dey. We do am for like 7mins then the next thing I heard is "Nkem why is this Gate Open"
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I stayed in benue(Ugbokolo to be precise) for over a year, and all these points the OP stated is 100percent truth... D.Mark is a failure, Abba slowpoke is a disgrace, Emmanuel Agbo is a bastard, the L.G chairlady of Okpokwu L.G.A is another bastard...

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amsoslim:
I smell ban fr eternity

ban ko band ni

Thought this was on FP few hours ago....?
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Nairaland Mods smoking Kwale igbo since 18BC......

Ujulabelle:
who knows if u are a rapist? ur statement sounds so!

garraway u...

MUMU story... Her walking-step changed when the uncle took her to the mosque and raped her abi? But the step no change ni during the period wea she dey reside for him house dey do uninterrupted kerewa dance.... #I sense blackmail...

Note--- this Op can't fool me the way Jonathan is fooling ibos.

spartan07:
It is clear for the blind to see that Dr. Emmanuel Eweta Uduaghan is the worst performing Governor in the south south. Those that rate him high are probably non indigenes of the state that travels through the Asaba Benin Expressway and are marvelled by the street light on the road and the "jumbo" Asaba Airport.
Asaba as the state capital which is very small, has not more than 6-7 motorable roads namely:
DBS ROAD (correct)
SUMMIT ROAD (correct)
OKPANAM ROAD ( not during raining season)
ST BRIGIDS ROAD (correct)
NNEBISI ROAD
(not wide enough)
ANWAI ROAD


I CHALLENGE ANYBODY TO NAME MORE ROADS THAT ARE MOTORABLE IN ASABA.

Gov. UDUAGHAN....SIMPLY THE WORST

my broda, oil dey ur head... In fact 12 gbozaaa for u.... That man called uduaghan is a Madman. Imagine him telling the world that he's finishing strong... The only governor wea uduaghan better pass for naija na T.A. Orji (Suswam stupid, but better pass EEU)...

I know this boma of a girl very well... She dey stay Asaba, attends a white garment church at west-end area(behgind) Usonia House.... Damn ... This bitch don dey Bleep since the days of Adam and eve.... No call her Teen because she don drop pickin long ago..

How many times will dis make frontpage?..... Anyway
Sai Buhari

#change

Ex-minister accuses PDP govs, ministers of abandoning president to campaign alone
Leave Buhari alone, face issue-based campaign, he tells party
By Henry Umoru




ABUJA—AHEAD of the presidential and general elections fixed for March 28 and April 11 respectively, former Minister of State for Education, Kenneth Gbagi yesterday accused the ministers, heads of Parastatals and aides of President Goodluck Jonathan of leaving the campaigns for the President alone to handle, even as he said that only God would help the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP to win the election.


He said, “What I am saying is that God is a God of miracle, He can do miracle.”

Speaking with Vanguard yesterday at his Asokoro residence, Gbagi also alleged that governors of the PDP that cut across the country were not working in tandem with President Jonathan, just as he urged the ruling party to desist from personal attack on the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, General Muhammadu Buhari, retd and face issue-based campaigns if the PDP must win the polls.

He said, “The governors as it were are not with Mr President, I repeat, the supposed governors are not with Mr President. You read a scoop two days ago that seven governors defecting. Even if they don’t physically defect, their body language and instructions to their followers are different from what we are seeing in the media. We need to move drastically and quickly so that we do not have a situation where we are seated and we are captured. Governors across Nigeria are not with the President.”

President Jonathan
The 2014 Delta State governorship aspirant, who asked those attacking the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Professor Attahiru Jega to stop that, stressed that fighting the INEC boss was not necessary and justifiable, but those who worked to win would be declared the winners and those who did not, would be declared the loser of the election.

Gbagi, who accused the PDP of not doing enough in the area of selling the party, and the achievements of the present administration to Nigerians when it had the opportunity to do that, warned against over heating the polity, adding that if PDP members, leaders, stakeholders had put in their resources, energy and time to campaign the way the President did , it would have been a game sealed for PDP.
He said, “I am taken aback largely. You are here with us when we did the election in 2011 and we were at the forefront. I am disappointed that the entire campaign situation has been left alone to the President largely.

I have sojourned the nook and crannies of Abuja and the north in the last few days and my conclusion is that; where are the ministers, where are the DGs, where are the Permanent Secretaries, where are the agencies of government. As it were, all have been left in the hands of Mr President to do his job all by himself.

“I personally sat and held Buhari spellbound in 2011 election and we made slide successes. I don’t see anybody, let all the ministers come out and begin to pubic individually what they have done in their ministry with what they were given and how they spent the money and leave accusing Buhari as a person but tackle the issue of politics.”

Source---

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/only-god-can-help-pdp-win-poll-now-gbagi/#sthash.mSELtkk1.gbpl

niyogeol:
From the soft copy of the said transcript,use microsoft paint to clean the name of the institution/establishment it was addressed to earlier and re-print. Hope that helps.

thanks

Hello.... I hav a lil problem..... My transcript won't be available on the day of the screening due to delay from my school, but I do have a photocopy of my transcript(that's a copy addressed to another institution)... will i be allowed to use the photocopy?..

prettythicksme:
lol,did i look like one?

u wrote like one.... But I fit bring u out from am...

prettythicksme:
sexy moma!

u must be a lesbian.......

I don book plot....

Na this small otuokean canoe boat dem dey call warship abi? Mtchew... Naija no wan upgrade at all.. Even if na dis oldskool below we for manage...

@op.... Check-out ma signature for answer to ur problem