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Well, i'm single too and looks like I'm seaching

hey ZHIA2000. it's a pity I didn't see ur email on ur profile  but I hope u still ge t to reply me soon. I'd like you to explain better the nature of what u worked on in the Uk. I'm interested in the business a well as in the study.

hey ZHIA2000. it's a pity I didn't see ur email on ur profile but I hope u still ge t to reply me soon. I'd like you to explain better the nature of what u worked on in the Uk. I'm interested in the business a well as in the study.

Hello lender.
  Well I'm not promising to get you the money. But Are you the one to manage the business yourself or it's a get rich quick idea. I would just like to advise you to have a business plan and probably a five year plan.
  Well I wish I had more information so I could know what to say. But it's a good thing you are going into your own business because then you don't have to be one of the smart people working for the rich. Goodluck. I hope u find a lender.

hey I need

Thanks for all the compliments. So as a black man we should always be proud of ourselves, our colour, our culture and everything. It's all a gift.

The thing is a lot of girls don't really like the idea of taking orders from someone younger than them. So that's why they wouldn't date someone younger. But it really depends on understanding between both of them.

sure why not. Nothing wrong so far there is understanding between you two.

How do I get some collections.

Well. I guess I made a mistake. I did;'t realise the issue was propose. I don't think it's ok. A girl canstill tell a guy that she fancies him.

You gotta go study more. That's it. it's your assignment.

It's quite ok for girls to propose so far it's their choice. Nothing wrong

I'm married but still single though. If you don't think that's possible then you have to go and study more.

Cool. I'm black of course. thanks. That's a compliment.

Who is that king?

thanks.

Read this and it might just educate you more.


What the world would be like if God hadn’t made black people.

This is the story of a little boy named Theo who woke up one morning and asked his mum “How would the world be without black people?”
Well his mother thought about that for a moment and then said Son, follow me around today and lets just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world. Mom said, now get dressed and we will get started.

Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are wrinkled, Son, I must iron them. But when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there. You see, Sarah Boone a black woman invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzeliger; a black man invented the shoe lasting machine.

Oh well, she said, please go and do something to your hair. Theo ran to his room to comb his hair but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see, Lydia O. Newman, a black woman, invented the brush. Well this was a sight. No shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even mom’s hair, without hair care inventions of Madam C. J. Walker, well you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, let’s do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store. Theo’s job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan. So he swept his pile of dirt in a corner and left it there. He decided to mop the floor but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.

Theo yelled to his mom. “Mom, I’m not having any luck!” “Well son”, she said, “let me finish washing these clothes and prepare a list for the grocery store”. When the wash was finished, she went to take the clothes to the clothes dryer but it was not there. You see, George T Sammons, a black man, invented the clothes dryer. Theo ran for the paper and the pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well he was out of luck because John Love, a black man invented he pencil sharpener. Mom reached for a pen but it was not their because William Purvis, a black man invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W.A. Lovett, the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well Theo opened the door and noticed the grass was as high as he tall. You see the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.

They made their way to the car and found that it just wouldn’t go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man invented the automatic gear shift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic lights. You see, Garret A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

Well it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see, John Standard, a black man invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter. By this Time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn on the heat and what do you know. Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in summer time, they would have been out of lick because Fredrick Jones, a black man invented the air conditioner.

It was almost time for Theo’s father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus. But there was no bus because its precursor was the electric trolley invented by another black man, Elbert R. Roberson. He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator use Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator. He also usually dropped the mail at a nearby by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with heads in their hands. When their father arrived, he asked, “Why are you sitting in the dark?”  Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

Theo quickly learnt what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Not to mention of if he were either sick or needed blood, Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world’s first blood bank. And what if a family member had to have a heart surgery. This will not be possible without doctor Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, Where would we be without black people? Well it is pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!!

Lol. Na de same thing wey I dey say. Everyone takes it in a different way.

No one dey force you. That was my opinion. You got a right yours.

What the world would be like if God hadn’t made black people.

This is the story of a little boy named Theo who woke up one morning and asked his mum “How would the world be without black people?”
Well his mother thought about that for a moment and then said Son, follow me around today and lets just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world. Mom said, now get dressed and we will get started.

Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are wrinkled, Son, I must iron them. But when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there. You see, Sarah Boone a black woman invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzeliger; a black man invented the shoe lasting machine.

Oh well, she said, please go and do something to your hair. Theo ran to his room to comb his hair but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see, Lydia O. Newman, a black woman, invented the brush. Well this was a sight. No shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even mom’s hair, without hair care inventions of Madam C. J. Walker, well you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, let’s do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store. Theo’s job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan. So he swept his pile of dirt in a corner and left it there. He decided to mop the floor but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.

Theo yelled to his mom. “Mom, I’m not having any luck!” “Well son”, she said, “let me finish washing these clothes and prepare a list for the grocery store”. When the wash was finished, she went to take the clothes to the clothes dryer but it was not there. You see, George T Sammons, a black man, invented the clothes dryer. Theo ran for the paper and the pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well he was out of luck because John Love, a black man invented he pencil sharpener. Mom reached for a pen but it was not their because William Purvis, a black man invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W.A. Lovett, the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well Theo opened the door and noticed the grass was as high as he tall. You see the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.

They made their way to the car and found that it just wouldn’t go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man invented the automatic gear shift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic lights. You see, Garret A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

Well it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see, John Standard, a black man invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter. By this Time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn on the heat and what do you know. Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in summer time, they would have been out of lick because Fredrick Jones, a black man invented the air conditioner.

It was almost time for Theo’s father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus. But there was no bus because its precursor was the electric trolley invented by another black man, Elbert R. Roberson. He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator use Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator. He also usually dropped the mail at a nearby by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with heads in their hands. When their father arrived, he asked, “Why are you sitting in the dark?”  Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

Theo quickly learnt what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Not to mention of if he were either sick or needed blood, Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world’s first blood bank. And what if a family member had to have a heart surgery. This will not be possible without doctor Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, Where would we be without black people? Well it is pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!!

Why can't you. You know age is just numbers.  It's just a matter of changing your psychology about the whole thing.
   I've sure seen younger people behave like they were older than their age and older people behaving immature. So it's not realy the number that counts but the maturity 

Me self I won't mind a presidential kiss like that even if Baba's face dey scary, only that baba no go kiss boys.
  But I think na hug I go get. Maybe bear hug. No be a_e hug oooo

Seems like our governors are taking cue from their bosses. I'm not surprised.
My recommended punishment for all is seizure of 3/4 of all assets and properties by the FG. And I'm very sure the remaining governors are not clean. You wait and see.

There's going to be a car trade fair in Lagos. So if you are crazy about cars, I guess you should be there.

You can go to google and type
1 Commonwealth schlorships
2 Worldbank Schorlarships
There are a lot more you just keep searching. Goodluck

I don't realy think having an affair with you cousin is a very great idea. Whatever you guys have been doing b4, I'd say stop it. Probably you've heard about some twins getting married. You know it's wrong sand you probably feel disgusted about it. Why with your cousin? I plead please stop. Ok.

Girls are just trustful that's all.

Hey Kiki,
If you realy at first loved the film, then it isn't realy worse or what do you think?

There was a Nigerian guy who was going on a flight from London to New York. On the same flight was another white guy who believed that Nigerians were not as smart as they seemed. They ended up sitting beside each other on the plane.
     Later during the flight, the Nigerian guy settled down for a nap while the white guy had nothing to do. Soon, the white guy woke him up and said “Hey, Lets play a game of questions. I’ll ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you pay me $5 and when you ask your own question and I get it wrong, I’ll pay you $5” But the Nigerian guy told him that he wasn’t interested.
     Some minutes later, our Nigerian guy was woken again from his nap and asked to play the same game but this time he said “Ok let’s play it this way. If you miss my question, you’ll pay me $100 and if I also miss your question, I’ll pay you $100.”  The Nigerian guy considered this for some time, then he said he wasn’t interested and continued with his nap.
     Finally, the white guy after trying a lot of times to get some sleep and couldn’t decided to wake the Nigerian guy. This time he said that “Right, we’ll play it this way. When I ask you a question and you get it wrong, you’ll pay me $100 and if you ask me a question and I get it wrong, I’ll pay you $1000”  The Nigerian guy couldn’t refuse this offer so he said alright.
      This agreed, the white guy asked him  for the name of the architect who designed the Taj Mahal of India. But after a few seconds, the Nigerian guy simply brought out his wallet and gave the white guy a $100 bill. Then the white guy asked for his question. The Nigerian asked him that “What animal climbs a mountain with four legs and comes back down with three legs?” The white guy first thought about the question but finding it quite difficult. Brought out his laptop connected to the internet and started searching with all manners of search engines and softwares.
     He checked Google, Yahoo, Encarta, and so on. But all this while, our Nigerian friend had continued his nap. When the plane finally Landed in New York, the white guy woke him up and gave him ten $100 bills ($1000). But he couldn’t control his curiosity. So he asked that “What’s the answer?” Then the Nigerian smiled and said “I don’t know. Such animal probably doesn’t exist”.