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omoyemirally:
I went to night class to read.

oya clap for yourself!!!

olihilistic:
you said 10 but I'm seeing only 9

has Tosyne2much approved the list ?

bro i'm waiting for you to add the 10th category na

This article is about NIGHT CLASS among students, night class is the act of going to the school environment for the purpose of reading TDB (Till Day Break), during this examination, i noticed that there are different categories of students that attend Night class.



1. THE READERS: The readers are the students that go for night classes with the true intention of reading, they go with their mind prepared that they will not sleep with strong determination, and they come with their charged lamps and also bring extra lamps, and support it with candles. These people read their books with full focus and seriousness, they are the EFIKO, they pull off their cloth and show their biscuit chest, and even scare the book they want to read. In short, these people are the true night class attendee.

2. THE SLEEPERS: These next category are the students that go for night class and just and sleep, they completely waste the entire night sleeping. One night like this, a student brought his bed from his hostel, yeah his bed, when he finished reading till 1am, he and babe slept on the bed till day break, another incident was a guy that was sleeping so hard that he started to snore so loud, he was disturbing the whole class that night, when we woke him up, he apologized and slept back again, only to return with a reinforced tone of snoring, the guy dey snore like cow. i was in a Class one night, I sat at the last seat of the class, one of my hostel mate came, sat down in the front row, he didn't see me, he guy joined the chairs and brought out his "Aso Ibora(Wrapper)" and slept from 11pm to 4:30am only to get to the hostel and boast to his friends of how he read like mad *olorun oshi*. is it by force to come to night class, why leave the comfort of your hostel and come and sleep on hard chairs.

3. THE CRUSADERS/NIGHT VIGIL: I am a Christian, and i support that you should be strong when it comes to prayer, but why would you come to a night class and turn the place to an avenue to cast and bind demons, it is very disturbing. During one of my night class experiences, some group of guys were having a group discussion, all of a sudden the guy began to cast all the demons from all the angle of the school, he even went further to lay hand on his friends for deliverance, they guy just turn night class to crusade. Some people even go further to be singing praises and clapping, forgetting that, that is the time some people assimilate better. Please be warned!!

4. THE JISTERS/TALKERTIVES: These people have no intention of reading at all, they only come to jist with their friends, some may read for 1 hour and after that they jist with their friends, this is mostly common to girls, they talk about very irrelevant things, few day ago some girls were talking about how their boyfriends have sex with them, and started to complain about her boyfriend does not satisfy her in bed enough, some gist about their dream marriage and husband.

5. THE MOVIE WATCHERS: These people come to school with big bags, you will think they have come with the entire text book in this life, only to seat where there is a socket, bring out their Laptops, plug earpiece and watch movies all night. When the movie is getting to them, you will hear sounds like "Ha!!!, don’t kill him now, Run jare!!, YE!!!".

6. THE MUSICIANS: These category of people come and plug in their earpiece, and start to sing so loud that they don’t know they are disturbing others, some people even go as far as miming a rap song in the night, if you want to sing go a recording studio don’t come and disturb people with your crooked voice.
7. THE STROLLERS: These type of people read for few minutes and stroll around the whole class, you will find them strolling from one class to another, u be security guard.

8. BABE HUNTERS: The mission of this people is to come to night class and scout for fine babe to collect number. You will find them moving from one class to another in search of girls; dey fit collect 10 girls phone number in just one night.

9. THE BANGERS: I intentionally talked about this category of people last. These people come for Night class to straff babes. One night a guy and a girl were reading at the back row with no light, when i looked back again, i realized that i can’t find the guy's hand again, i thought maybe be was handicap, only to look down and find the guy's hand in the girls skirt!!, another incident was a day i was just strolling around, and as I passed through a class hearing some funny tune, i light my touch to see what was happening, i never knew that fat girls can spread legs like that o!!, they had to beg me to off the lamp,*SMH in Slow motion*, anytime i see her in school, i just wave and smile at her. If you and your babe can hold yourself any longer, go Home!!! Don’t disturb serious minded people with absurd noise from your sex scene.

In conclusion, it is not by force to go for night class, some people assimilate better at home, don’t go for night class because your friends are also going.

SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/03/this-article-is-about-night-class-in.html

Eighty students were expelled from the University of Ibadan at the end of the last academic session for poor academic performance.
Vice Chancellor of Nigeria’s premier University, Professor Abel Idowu Olayinka, disclosed this today at the matriculation of 4008 students for the 2015/ 2016 session. The event which was postponed last week held at the university’s International Conference Centre.


Twenty-eight of the expelled students came from the sciences, while 20 came from Agriculture and Forestry department. Arts produced 13 of them, Basic Medical Sciences 1, Public Health 1, Social Sciences 6, Education 4, Technology 5, and Veterinary Medicine 2.


Olayinka told the freshmen that other reasons students could lose their studentship include: examination misconduct, unruly behavior, indecent behavior, vandalism, miscellaneous hall offences, unauthorized use/displacement/damage to university property, pilfering, insubordination, direct sale of bed space/squatting in halls of residence, membership of secret cult(s) on campus, illegal participation in the National Youth Service Programme, illegal registration as full-time student, and infringement of other university regulations.


“Any of the under-listed is a criminal offence which must be referred to the Police: fraud, theft, burglary, assault occasioning bodily harm, murder, membership of a secret cult inside or outside campus, possession of fire-arms, arson, rape, possession and/or use of hard drug and drug trafficking and other criminal offences”.


Olayinka advised the new students tasting freedom for the first time that freedom is not absolute.
“Those of you who are leaving home for the first time would realize that you are now exposed to enjoy a measure of freedom, which you may not have enjoyed before, as you are no longer under the watchful eyes of your parents. This freedom, however, has its limitations. In other words, your freedom ends at the point where you trample on the fundamental human right of others, or when you infringe on the rules and regulations of the University”.


He urged the new students to be studious.

“Let me inform you that at the University of Ibadan, we do not tell students what to think. You have to learn to think for yourselves. Our teaching is designed to produce intellectual self-reliance-to teach you how to learn and how to take charge of your thinking. We encourage you to be independent in your judgment and critical in your analysis. We work to help you develop these skills here at UI, and we hope you will retain them for life. They will continue to serve you as you experience a world that is constantly and rapidly changing. I, therefore, want to charge you not to restrict yourselves to your field of study alone so as to profit maximally from the numerous activities that will be presented to you throughout the duration of your course in the university”.


He warned the students to comport themselves in a manner that is befitting of an undergraduate student and or new postgraduate student of this premier institution, as the university would not tolerate any act of hooliganism and wanton destruction of properties – all in the name of students’ demonstration, indecent dressing, prostitution and or any other social vices”.
Olayinka also warned students against cultism and sexual harassment.


“Cultism by all estimation is evil and those who associate themselves with it are also evil. For this reason, you should not go into any relationship without thorough investigation. The approach employed is that the cultists camouflage in different colors to recruit members. You should live a modest life and avoid flaunting your financial disposition in public, as this is a veritable attraction to the hoodlums who engage in cultism”.


The 4008 students admitted by the university this year rank the highest in recent times as admission was pegged at 3000.
The Vice Chancellor disclosed that out of 23,219 students that made 200 and above that were invited for Post-UTME, 19,292 sat for the exam out of which 3,225 were given admissions adding additional 783 admitted were from 2,512 applicants received from Direct entry.
“Those that make the institution first and second choice with score 180 and above were 32,587. Those that make it first and second choice with score 200 and above invited for Post-UTME were 23,219. Candidates who sat for the Post-UTME were 19,292 and candidates that were cleared for admission were 3,225. 2,512 applied through Direct entry and those offered admission were 783”.


“A breakdown of the undergraduate admission on a faculty-by-faculty basis are: Agriculture and Forestry 408, Arts 618, Medicine 550, Education 784, Law 147, Pharmacy 90, Science 571, Technology 369, The Social Sciences 351, and Veterinary Medicine 120, totalling, 4,008”.


SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/03/news-from-other-universities-university.html

Osun State University held its 4th and 5th
convocation program yesterday(8th) and
today(9th) respectively at the school's main
campus Osogbo.
During the speech of the Governor of the
state, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola declared that
the school's name will be changed from
Osun State University to Bola Ige University.
Also all the campuses will have their own
distinct names. for example; Okuku Campus
will be called Olagunsoye Oyinlola Campus.
More info on this news will be here shortly.
I've been trying to figure out what the short
name will look like and I came up with
some: BIGU, BIGUNI, BIU.
Meanwhile, there have been reactions from
different people from several platforms on
the change of name

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BLEECH REPORTS | UNIOSUN: Osun State University now Bola Ige University!!



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Parents of the three rescued female
students of the Babington Macaulay Junior
Seminary, Mr. Toyin Olaniyan, Mrs. Akinayo
Ayorinde, Mrs. Funmi Olusa have reportedly
visited the Lagos State governor, Akinwumi
Ambode to say 'thank you' for coming to
their rescue and saving their kids.
The students were abducted from the
school on February 29, 2016 by kidnappers
and Governor Ambode particularly played a
strong role in rescuing the girls.
One of the school proprietors, Most Rev.
Akinde said;
“The success story of the rescue of the girls
cannot be complete without the laudable
efforts of the Lagos State Government.
“It was a most traumatic moment and sad
for us as proprietors. Today we are
thanking God for his intervention that a
most unfortunate and traumatic event
ended on a joyous note. All three pupils are
now safe in the custody of their parents,
they have been reunited. You acted and
responded. Your response was prompt,
your response was positive, your response
was practical.
“So when we talk about this success story
of the return of the three female students,
your Excellency, your contribution is most
overwhelming, you have shown yourself to
be a passionate leader, a leader that is
interested in the well being of the citizens
of the state that God has placed you as the
Chief Executive Officer.
“So the main objective of our mission here
is to express immense thanks to your
Excellency for the support you gave us. We
are saying thank you, we are indeed
grateful, you have started well as the
Governor of the state, God will grant you
the grace to continue and improve in the
name of Jesus. We sincerely appreciate you
and are immensely grateful,” Bishop Akinde
said.
Also speaking, Principal of the school, Ven.
Adeyemi said they were indeed grateful and
thankful for the support, encouragement
and prayers they received from several
quarters while the ordeal lasted.
SOURCE: bleechreport..co.ke/2016/03/parents-of-abducted-students-express.html?m=1

News have reached us that Babatunde Oluwatosin a 200 level student of the Department of Anatomy, Osun State University is dead.


According to reports, her boyfriend broke up with her and because of this she took 10 of 100kg of Tramadol, yes you heard me right "10 of 100kg" which means that she consumed 1000kg of Tramadol *smh in slow motion*.

However, there are other rumors that she is not dead, but she is in a stage of comma. This is conflicting as some of her mates are already planning a candle night for her on Monday night. It has also been pasted on the notice board of the Faculty of Health Sciences that shes dead.

SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/03/uniosun-student-allegedly-dies-of.html

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The authority of Osun State University has disclosed that 51 students will graduate with first class in the combined 2013/2014 and 2014/2015 academic sections’ convocation coming up next week.

The University has also said it would graduate 3164 students from six Colleges of the institution for the two graduating set.

The Acting Vice-Chancellor, Prof Oguntola Jelil-Alamu, disclosed this during the press conference organised as part of activities marking the fourth and fifth convocation in Osogbo, yesterday.

Prof Alamu who was excited by the number of students who graduated with first class in the university also expressed happiness over the performance of the graduates of the institution, saying they were already making them proud.

He noted that First class products of the institution had been completing their postgraduate programmes with distinction in foreign Universities.



According to the VC, in 2015, Olojido Oluwatoyin Esther bagged distinction in M.Sc. Accounting and Finance from University of Leeds, while Odesanmi Oluwatosin Racheal also came back with distinction in M.Sc. Analytical Chemistry from Loughborough University, stressing that the testimony was a fulfilment of the global competitiveness of their graduates, enshrined in the vision of the University.

The VC further said that the University had successfully completed 2014/2015 academic section promptly without any form of interruption in the academic calendar, saying “the stable academic calender had aided the pioneer graduates from the College of Law into the Nigeria Law School in October, 2015.”

Prof Aremu said in a bid to ensure that their graduates were independent, they had trained most of graduates and they would be collecting two certificate by end of the ceremony, the Bachelors’ degree Certificate and entrepreneurship skill set certificate.

Commenting on the quality of the teachers at the University, VC said the institution had very qualified lecturers which had tremendously improved the quality of the faculty and translated to globally competitive graduates from the university.

He therefore vowed that the University would continue to sustain its reputation which according to him established to promote academic and moral standard.

The activities lined up for the convocation was the commissioning of the Central Research Laboratory by the Visitor to the University, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola.

The final convocation ceremonies will hold on 8th and 9th March, 2016 with the convocation lecture title “Sustained Tertiary. Education in Post-Oil Nigeria” to be delivered by Prof. Michael O. Faborode. While investiture of Chancellor and Award of First Degree (2014/2015 graduating set on March 9.

SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/03/uniosun-to-graduate-51-first-class.html

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Full List Of The 58th Grammy Award Winners





The 58th Grammy Awards took place yesterday Monday, 15th February in LOS ANGELES.



Here is the full list of winners at the 58th Grammy awards, (winners is in bolder letters)

Record of the Year
Really Love – D’Angelo and the Vanguard
Uptown Funk – Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars - WINNER
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Blank Space – Taylor Swift
Can’t Feel My Face – the Weeknd

Album of the Year
Sound & Color – Alabama Shakes
To love-vendor a Butterfly – Kendrick Lamar
Traveller – Chris Stapleton
1989 – Taylor Swift - WINNER
Beauty Behind the Madness – the Weeknd


Taylor Swift


Song of the Year
Alright – Kendrick Lamar
Blank Space – Taylor Swift
Girl Crush – Little Big Town
See You Again – Wiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Puth
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran - WINNER

Best New Artist
Courtney Barnett
James Bay
Sam Hunt
Tori Kelly
Meghan Trainor - WINNER

Best Pop Solo Performance
Heartbeat Song – Kelly Clarkson
Love Me Like You Do – Ellie Goulding
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran - WINNER
Blank Space – Taylor Swift
Can’t Feel My Face – the Weeknd

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Ship to Wreck – Florence + The Machine
Sugar – Maroon 5
Uptown Funk – Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars - WINNER
Bad Blood – Taylor Swift featuring Kendrick Lamar
See You Again – Wiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Puth

Best Pop Vocal Album
Piece By Piece – Kelly Clarkson
How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful – Florence + The Machine
Uptown Special – Mark Ronson
1989 – Taylor Swift - WINNER
Before This World – James Taylor

Best Dance Recording
We’re All We Need – Above & Beyond featuring Zoë Johnston
Go – the Chemical Brothers
Never Catch Me – Flying Lotus featuring Kendrick Lamar
Runaway (U & I) – Galantis
Where Are Ü Now – Skrillex and Diplo with Justin Bieber – WINNER


Meghan Trainor - Best New Artiste

Best Dance/Electronic Album
Our Love – Caribou
Born in the Echoes – the Chemical Brothers
Caracal – Disclosure
In Colour – Jamie xx
Skrillex and Diplo Present Jack Ü – Skrillex and Diplo - WINNER!

Best Rock Performance
Don’t Wanna Fight – Alabama Shakes – WINNER
What Kind of Man – Florence + the Machine
Something From Nothing – Foo Fighters
Ex’s & Oh’s – Elle King
Moaning Lisa Smile – Wolf Alice

Best Metal Performance
Identity – August Burns Red
Cirice – Ghost - WINNER!
512 – Lamb Of God
Thank You – Sevendust
Custer – Slipknot

Best Rock Song
Don’t Wanna Fight – Alabama Shakes - WINNER
Ex’s & Oh’s – Elle King
Hold Back the River – James Bay
Lydia – Highly Suspect
What Kind Of Man – Florence + The Machine

Best Rock Album
Chaos and the Calm – James Bay
Kintsugi – Death Cab For Cutie
Mister Asylum – Highly Suspect
Drones – Muse – WINNER
The Gray Chapter – Slipknot

Best Alternative Music Album
Sound & Color – Alabama Shakes - WINNER
Vulnicura – Björk
The Waterfall – My Morning Jacket
Currents – Tame Impala
Star Wars – Wilco

Best R&B Performance
If I Don’t Have You – Tamar Braxton
Rise Up – Andra Day
Breathing Underwater – Hiatus Kaiyote
Planes – Jeremiah featuring J Cole
Earned It (Fifty Shades Of Grey) – the Weeknd - WINNER

Best R&B Song
Coffee – Miguel
Earned It (Fifty Shades of Grey) – the Weeknd
Let It Burn - Jazmine Sullivan
Really Love – D’Angelo and the Vanguard - WINNER
Shame – Tyrese

Best Urban Contemporary Album
Ego Death - the Internet
You Should Be Here – Kehlani
Blood – Lianne La Havas
Wildheart – Miguel
Beauty Behind the Madness – the Weeknd - WINNER



The Weeknd

Best R&B Album
Coming Home – Leon Bridges
Black Messiah – D’Angelo and the Vanguard - WINNER
Cheers to the Fall – Andra Day
Reality Show – Jazmine Sullivan
Forever Charlie – Charlie Wilson

Best Rap Performance
Apparently – J Cole
Back to Back – Drake
Trap Queen – Fetty Wap
Alright – Kendrick Lamar - WINNER
Truffle Butter – Nicki Minaj featuring Drake & Lil Wayne
All Day – Kanye West featuring Theophilus London, Allan Kingdom and Paul McCartney


Kendrick Lamar


Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
One Man Can Change the World – Big Sean featuring Kanye West and John Legend
Glory – Common and John Legend
Classic Man – Jidenna featuring Roman GianArthur
These Walls – Kendrick Lamar featuring Bilal, Anna Wise and Thundercat - WINNER
Only – Nicki Minaj featuring Drake, Lil Wayne and Chris Brown

Best Rap Song
All Day – Kanye West featuring Theophilus London, Allan Kingdom and Paul McCartney
Alright – Kendrick Lamar - WINNER
Energy – Drake
Glory – Common & John Legend
Trap Queen – Fetty Wap

Best Rap Album
2014 Forest Hills Drive – J Cole
Compton – Dr Dre
If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late – Drake
To love-vendor a Butterfly – Kendrick Lamar - WINNER
The Pinkprint – Nicki Minaj

Best Country Solo Performance
Burning House – Cam
Traveller – Chris Stapleton – WINNER
Little Toy Guns – Carrie Underwood
John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16 – Keith Urban
Chances Are – Lee Ann Womack

Best Country Duo/Group Performance
Stay a Little Longer – Brothers Osborne
If I Needed You – Joey+Rory
The Driver – Charles Kelley, Dierks Bentley and Eric Paslay
Girl Crush – Little Big Town
Lonely Tonight – Blake Shelton featuring Ashley Monroe

Best Country Song
Chances Are – Lee Ann Womack
Diamond Rings and Old Barstools – Tim McGraw
Girl Crush – Little Big Town - WINNER
Hold My Hand – Brandy Clark
Traveller – Chris Stapleton

Best Country Album
Montevallo – Sam Hunt
Pain Killer – Little Big Town
The Blade – Ashley Monroe
Pageant Material – Kacey Musgraves
Traveller – Chris Stapleton – WINNER



Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media
Empire: Season 1
Fifty Shades of Grey
Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me
Pitch Perfect 2
Selma

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical
Jeff Bhasker - WINNER!
Dave Cobb
Diplo
Larry Klein
Blake Mills

Best Music Video
LSD – A$AP Rocky
I Feel Love (Every Million Miles) – The Dead Weather
Alright – Kendrick Lamar
Bad Blood – Taylor Swift featuring Kendrick Lamar - WINNER
Freedom – Pharrell Williams

Best Music Film
Mr Dynamite: The Rise of James Brown – James Brown
Sonic Highways – Foo Fighters
What Happened, Miss Simone? – Nina Simone
The Wall – Roger Waters
Amy – Amy Winehouse – WINNER

On the night, Kendrick Lamar swept away five awards.
SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/02/full-list-of-58th-grammy-award-winners.html

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UNIOSUN To Start Exams On The 22nd Of February bleechreport..co.id/2016/02/uniosun-to-start-exams-on-22nd-of.html?m=1

[img][/img]The school held its matriculation program for fresh students yesterday 10th February 2016.



After the chairman's introduction of dignitaries and short address, the Vice Chancellor who was represented by the Acting Dean Dr. Omitola gave his address where he welcomed the new students and encouraged them to be of good behavior throughout their stay in he school. In his short address, he also confirmed that the 4th and 5th Convocation program of the school will come up on the 9th of March 2016.

Dr. Omitola welcomed the new students


Check out exclusive pictures from the event;

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Vision4God:
Weldone op

Thank you sire.

In the wake of the outbreak of Lassa Fever in the country, there have been many reported cases of deaths across the country including Osun State. Truth is some of us still don't exactly know enough about the virus not to talk of how to prevent or deal with it.

In the course of this post I will try to enlighten us more on the virus, the symptoms and how to prevent it.





Lassa fever or Lassa hemorrhagic fever (LHF) is an acute viral hemorrhagic fever caused by the Lassa virus and first described in 1969 in the town of Lassa, in Borno State, Nigeria. Similar to the Ebola virus, clinical cases of the disease had been known for over a decade but had not been connected with a viral pathogen.

Lassa fever is endemic in parts of West Africa including the following areas:
Liberia
Guinea
Nigeria
Sierra Leone

SYMPTOMS

The symptoms range from fever, general weakness to malaise (a general feeling of discomfort, illness, or uneasiness whose exact cause is difficult to identify). After a few days, headache, sore throat, muscle pain, chest pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, cough, and abdominal pain may follow.

In severe cases facial swelling, bleeding from the mouth, nose, vagina and low blood pressure may develop. Shock, seizures, tremor, disorientation, and coma may be seen in the later stages.

Deafness occurs in 25% of patients who survive the disease. In half of these cases, hearing returns partially after 1-3 months. Transient hair loss and gait disturbance may occur during recovery.

Death usually occurs within 14 days of onset in fatal cases.


TRANSMISSION

Humans usually become infected with Lassa virus from exposure to urine or faeces of infected Mastomys rats. Lassa virus may also be spread between humans through direct contact with the blood, urine, faeces, or other bodily secretions of a person infected with Lassa fever.

Lassa fever occurs in all age groups and both sexes. Persons at greatest risk are those living in rural areas where Mastomys are usually found, especially in communities with poor sanitation or crowded living conditions.

PREVENTION

Effective measures include storing grain and other foodstuffs in rodent-proof containers, disposing of garbage far from the home, maintaining clean households and keeping cats.

As students, it is advisable that we keep our food stuffs away from these rodents, keep them in containers where they can't penetrate, keep good hygiene, clean your environments and do what you can to reduce the rats around you as we know we cant completely keep them away.

Don't take things for granted, you still have a long life to live, you're too smart to get killed by a rat don't you think?

cc:Lalasticlala

SOURCE: http://bleechreports..com.ng/2016/01/youre-too-smart-to-get-killed-by-rat.html

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someone help me call Lalasticlala to move this to front page o!!!!!

Monalisa185:
kosisochukwu a.k.a kossyablaze ..

I knew it was you...so you a Nairalander?

hain what are u saying now??

Laveda:
No fúck Zone?

should i add it for you??

In this life when it comes to relationship, it is either you are the girl’s boyfriend or not, it is either she is interested in you or not. In the process of trying to impress or getting a girl’s attention to yourself, a lot of guys have ended up in different "zones" entirely different from what they hoped for.

The purpose of this article is to help guys identify the various "zones" that girls put guys and if you’re a victim you can get yourself out ASAP!!!. The “zones” are as follows;





1. FRIEND ZONE: According to Wikipedia, the Friend zone refers to a "Platonic relationship" wherein one person wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship, while the other person does not. The dreaded friend zone is one of every guy’s worst nightmare. If you have struggled getting even one lady to become intimate with you then you KNOW what the friend zone feels like. If you have been a victim of this dreaded zone, you will know what it feels to have a false thought that the babe dey feel your parole, usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love not returned. There is nothing worse than putting yourself out there for one girl and she then tells you "I love you too, but I don't want to ruin a great relationship by dating you, you are my bestie", why the Bleep did I waste two months on you!!!! Bros am sorry you are the Chairman of the Friend Zone Association of Nigeria. Once a girl decides you are her friend there’s nothing changing that, Game don finish be that!!!. On to the next one.


2. BROTHER ZONE: This is another type of the dreaded zone, this occurs when you confess your feelings to the girl you like, and she turns you down by saying "you are like an Older or Younger brother figure to me", Chai!!! am sorry man but you are soooo done. Ok, just imagine this, have you ever thought of having sex or dating your sister?? hell no right?? that's because you don’t find her sexually attractive, it is also the same case here, she will NEVER find you sexually attractive, so she no fit date you!, the best you will get is a peck on your cheek. Sad right??. A girl once told me she was going to see her brother, and I asked her if she has a brother around here, and she said " he is my Brother Zoned brother" Chai! Guys don suffer o.



3. BLOOD ZONE: This is a entirely Different type of zone, if you know what Blood means in Yoruba language, it means "eje", she’s got absolutely no feeling for you because you are like Blood to her i.e you come from the same Blood line and you are like family to her, shey u fit date your Cousin ni?? so Bros she no go ever date you.

Guy: "Babe I am so in love with you, I have always wanted to tell you".
Girl: "Awwwww...you’re so sweet but am so sorry, I can’t be in a relationship with you because you are like Blood to me, you are the only Family I have here, I’m so sorry".





4. TEACHER ZONE: Apparently this is new type of zone that I have discovered, some guys make the mistake of getting a girl to like them by advising them about life, relationships, religion, academics. You don become shrink, na you be the adviser, when you are dying in silence because of the love and feelings you have for this girl. So when people like this asks their supposed babe out you will hear response like " you have been always been there for me and you give the best advice, you are like a Teacher to me". Omo If na me them give this response, I’ll call my pastor and tell him that i have spiritual problem, haba Teacher?? Seriously any girl that gives this response is a Serial Killer in the making, so please beware of these girls because they will shatter you heart(if you’ve got one though) into shreds.





5. SCHOOL FATHER ZONE: This is another nightmare zone, this type of zone involves asking a girl who is younger or is in a lower level, you have been close to this girl for about a one or two, even buy her stuffs and take her to IMMACULATE to chop pepper soup, and you eventually asks her out and her response is like “I can’t date you, but I like you, you are like a father figure to me, in fact you are my school father” hahahahaha,



In conclusion, not that the girls are the only ones to blame for these zones but guys are also to be blamed, i mean, Bros you too nice!!!!!, you can't always be nice to girls, because you want to impress a girl you take her to Captain Cook and Immaculate, u sef don chop for their before, we suppose dey knock some guys head sef, you can't always give them what they want, am sure girls don’t even like it, it kills their attraction for you.




As a guy do not ever let anybody take you for granted, you are too handsome, intelligent, funny to be Zoned by one girl, there are girls out there that would kill to have you, and lastly, to the ladies, why let a guy think he has a chance with you when you don’t even have any feelings for him, you don’t have to string him along, just tell him politely.
SOURCE: http://bleechreports..com.ng/2016/01/checkout-5-types-of-zones-uniosun-girls.html
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