₦airaland Forum

NeedfulJaques:
You are asking for something sensible? Do you want to give yourself a stroke? Some ambitions are guaranteed to kill you. You are on Nairaland for a reason. Stop pretending like you can handle sense. You this demented pig.

Bleat on ....Bleat on. Am appreciating your effort to run from your monkey sense ubunja exposed by bleating away. Keep it up and give me a better bleat.

NeedfulJaques:
That is not a thing. You think you can just say rubbish and LOL will make it okay. My friend you are a disgraceful pig.

Who dey give dung sniffing goats like this internet access sef to be bleating about? Just try to bleat something near sensible next time ok. That way no one will notice your brain is dead. Ok?

ubunja:
the menstrual cycle is not like builing floors in a flat where processes are locked inside phases. nothing is foolproof and things happen. hence the condom is the most promoted form of contraceptive for the sexually active, coz counting on ovulation, period etc is not reliable. you can get pregnant on your period, just that its rare.
you erred when you associated infertility with why God banned period sex. and your own verse said "Menstrual Impurity" not "menstrual Infertility".
now you just hamering on an inconsequential point because you cant find an answer to my question to you. and my question was this:
so all sex is for making babies?

That m0ron reasons like a goat with monkey sense. How do you expect him to know any better?

NeedfulJaques:

Goats have monkey sense? You are not only a dirty but a mentally deranged pig.

Yes you think like a goat with monkey sense your case is that terrible. Ask other people here to be sincere and tell you the truth. You know a mad man doesn't really know that he is mad. LOl

NeedfulJaques:
Are you quoting me with this question because you want an answer or because you want a slap? GTFOH....you dirty pig.

Because i seriously need to know the kind goat you are. Whether ewu Hausa or ......I dont advocate poking a woman who is on her red days but your reasoning stinks of monkey sense.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Real men don't take handouts from their fellow men... P. S you don't tell a nigga how to spend his money.

Which kind story be that? Feminism and equality no reach for money matter? Why can real women take money from guys and real men dont? Am a feminist o. No longer special favoritism everyone should enjoy equal "privileges o"

stankezzy:
Some of these smugglers are stupid , you newly welded the back floor yet you did not paint it so that it will not be noticed , where the tapoline ended outside is not where the bottom of the back started , so what is in between , it is not as if the securities are smart but the smugglers are stupid and senseless

That's to show you that its all a hurriedly-put-together-fake show which is all the abokis always offer to deceive the goats.
Which smuggler is that daft?

Aboki army and their staging of nonsense for brainwashing low IQ Nigerian m0rons.
Imagine:
Empty truck covered with tampoline.
Conspicuously displaying Anambra plate number.
Army now doing interception and Drivers flew without gun shots or a good chase? Childish idiots framing nonsense for the fast consumption of their fellow morons.
Story for the gods and the gullible. Believe this and you will believe anything; including that the lvory tower is mine.

sarrki:
You started well in your write up

It missed it by reminding us of 1967 -70

Also insulting the president calling him stupid shows you lack the moral standing to accuse the society of what you have also exhibited

Sharap there!
idi*t supporting barbaric idi*t.

KratosCorp:
Those countries have attained total submission (which is what islam really is about). Conflict happen in countries where they have a huge population but not yet a predominant political and social control.

Guy when i saw this your intelligent post, i went to follow you only to find out am already following you. You must have been dropping uncommon sense around for me to have followed you already.

NeedfulJaques:
Are you a gay? Don't come with their reasoning to confuse God's children.

Which kind goat be this one?

Better give that 50k to a guy b'cos then, some of it will end up in the hands of a lady smh. Girls will likely spend the entire money on themselves to buy Brazilian hair, American lipstick or Spanish lingerie

Its like the guys here are subtly "jealousing" the ladies as the pay hour approaches. Lol. Abeg Someone should open a counter trade before some go piss for body o. Even if na recharge card just promise them to something to take hold body. ;

Flamezzz:
He should come here and apologies to me before I cry o

Lol. Your case need tramadol.

Flamezzz:
Okay, let me be honest he took a girl I truly have feelings for here, after all my hustle I got to met this girl only to realise through her chat that Khutie has already hit the drum before me(countless time). And the girl was drooling over him. I don't even knew how he did it.

Flamezzz:
Not really but for that girl to be bold enough to tell me that he f**ks better than me even after all night romp, that killed the real man in me. I don't wanna see him happy and I also don't wanna see him use and dump another diva.

Sorry naw.

kimbraa:
I'll participate if your grand prize will be 100k.

For that amount, some will start posting their nudes if that's what bit takes.

The op just devised a means to have all the ladies advertise with style and also have all the guys able to see them all in one place. Pretty smart concept.
Abeg babes if una no fine to him una fine to plenty other guys who are taking this opportunity to peruse too so expect more PM's even if you dont get the cash.

Maybe the counterthread will be for men to post their latest ride or crib and get a Mouth Action for 3 days.

Make i quickly change my profile sex to female, post edited Alicia Keys or Beyoncé pic to take enter this competition. I cannot just be mopping. Since girls no go ever open a counter thread like this.

iLegendd:
Almost nice lips. Did you use red oil or rotten tomatoes?

Na Cameroon red pepper she use.

midehi2:
ukwu dey the drawing na

Chai. OOhhh. De don finish us.

Amarabae:
Use that 50,000 and start a pop corn business.
It will help you and keep you busy from trolling on nairaland

Aiyi! This one touch(pain) me somewhere.

Mayrock:
Nigeria is difficult to love no matter how hard you try. The worst place to be an Igbo is in Nigeria. At any slightest ( political and religious) provocation they are likely to be killed in some places where agelong ethnic hatred is still naked. Some uninformed Nigerians will tell you how the ( Igbo ) started the fire of bloodletting in Nigeria, tracing it back to the coup of January 15, 1966 - plotted and executed by Nzeogwu and other Nigerians alike, including Adewale Ademoyega, Tijani Katsina etc.
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But we must today unequivocally dismiss this distortion of reality, by reminding them that the first barbaric incident in which Igbo people were killed in hundreds took place in Jos on 22 June 1945 by northerners. Not even one soul was charged by the British regime nor any attempt made to know the cause of the gruesome massacre. Do you know that tens of thousands of pounds sterling worth of their property were either looted or destroyed? The second massacre of the Igbo happened in 1953 in Kano. Lives were lost as well, and the Igbo were asked to forgive and move on. "Forgive and move on" that is how to be an Igbo in Nigeria. Did the Igbo revenge over death of their people in 1945?
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Because the first military coup was tagged an "Igbo Coup", therefore death must be the penalty. Fantastically, the coup carried by Gideon Orkar was never regarded as Tiv Coup.Then between October 1966, more than 30,000 Igbo people were happily massacred in Northern Nigeria, and between October 1966 and June 1967 more than 100,000 more were killed. There were situations where pregnant women were killed, unborn babies plucked out of their wombs and killed as well. Thousands were killed as a pay back time for a coup that was to save the infant country from sumptuous decays of corrupt politicians who took Nepotism, Bribery, political crises, thuggery, tribalism etc. to Golan Height.
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The Igbo and other easterners went back home to have peace of mind. They refused to belong to a country where they can't be protected. A country where they cannot live freely like the birds of the earth. The Federal government said no that must come back. They were enjoying their newly found republic when the Federal government struck first at Garkem. After the war, millions of Easterners were killed and women were raped to unite a country that has never shown any green light of unity from the beginning. How sweet? And they were asked to move on as usual. Yet, people write fanciful grammar as if nothing happened. Ours is the most unfair story ever. Those who committed war crimes are still being celebrated daily.
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From 1980 till today I am writing this, history has recorded so much about the massacres of the Igbo in Northern parts of Nigeria -- in Kano, Kaduna, Zaria, Maiduguri, Gombe, Bauchi, Jos. It is endless.
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Today, they're killed in their land. If IPOB members jump up, sleep or kiss in the name of Biafra they'll be shot and nothing will happen, while the Fulani herdsmen should be paid to stop killing their fellow Nigerians. Una well done o!
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They would made all believe that contemporary killings in Middle Belt are by Libyans or mere farmers herdsmen killings if were back then when there was no for social media to show otherwise. Just like the brainwashed all that igbos were the first aggressors.

conductorl8:
Yorobar moozlems. Tufiakwa. No wonder their ancestor was pushed out of the sky and he landed with his head.

They may be right, the devil landed there after being thrown from heaven and turned everyone black with annoyance. Hence the black continent. LOl

SoapQueen:
Femi Fani Kayode, your hands are full, you have four strong boys to cater to. How you find time to type and raise dust is something I can't decipher!

Between you and Reno Omokri, I don't know who should be given treatment for mouth diarrhea.

The Youth will fight non-stop because of these politicians while they go behind close doors and hug themselves. Their kids marry themselves.

I stopped putting myself between any political fracas after they gave me 2 hot slaps during 2015 election.

Carry your pussy orientation enter kitchen and za oza room. When islamic barbarians whose excess you want to be ignored instead of to be confronted starts raping and killing babies in your womb with stick through the Vj, you go get sense.

TheAngry1:
This dude thinks because he is shagging an Igbo woman he is suddenly 'one of them.' I laugh...

Sharap there
Its commendable that he is taking good care of her just like Davido is doing to Chioma.

Let conduct a live experiment, challenge and bet:-

The next ten barbaric terrorism in Nigeria will be done by muslims.

I can bet 3:1 odd to that.

SalamRushdie:
Okay if you insist ooooo

[b](1) “Fight against those who do not obey Allah and do not believe in Allah or the Last Day and do not forbid what has been forbidden by Allah and His messenger even if they are of the People of the Book until they pay the Jizya with willing submission and feel themselves subdued.” 9:29

(2) “When the sacred months have passed, then kill the Mushrikin wherever you find them. Capture them. Besiege them. Lie in wait for them in each and every ambush but if they repent, and perform the prayers, and give zacat then leave their way free.” 9:5

(3) “They ask you about fighting during the sacred months. Tell them, fighting therein is a great sin but a greater sin is to prevent mankind from following the way of Allah, to disbelieve in him.” 2:217

(4) “Kill them wherever you find them and drive them out from where they drove you out. Persecution is worse than slaughter.” 2:191


(5) “When you meet the unbelievers, smite their necks.” 47:4


(6) “When your Lord revealed to the angels, ‘Truly I am with you. So, keep firm those who have believed. I will strike terror into the hearts of those who have disbelieved. So, strike them at the necks and cut off their fingers.’” 8:12

(7) “Oh you who believe, fight those of the disbelievers who are close to you and let them find harshness in you.” 9:123





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There is the proof of what Mohammed meant by doing "good" and what it means to allah.

olajide21:
There are countless Ayah that i can share with you on the topic. Here are a few

1. Indeed, Allah enjoins justice, and the doing of good to others; and giving like kindred; and forbids indecency, and manifest evil, and wrongful transgression. He admonished you that you may take heed. (Al Quran 16:91)

2.And as for those who strive in Our path — We will surely guide them in Our ways. And Indeed, Allah is with those who are of service to others. (Al Quran 29:70)

Indeed, Allah is with those who are righteous and those who do good. (Al Quran 16:129)

3. The reward of goodness is nothing but goodness. (Al Quran 55:61)

4. O ye people! fear your Lord, Who created you from a single soul and created therefrom its mate, and from them twain spread many men and women; and fear Allah, in Whose name you appeal to one another, and be mindful of your duty to Allah, particularly respecting ties of relationship. Verily, Allah watches over you. (Al Quran 4:2)

5. 121-122. And good and evil are not alike. Repel evil with that which is best. And lo, he between whom and thyself was enmity will become as though he were a warm friend. But none is granted it save those who are steadfast; and none is granted it save those who possess a large share of good. (Al Quran 41:35-36)

6. O ye people! fear your Lord, Who created you from a single soul and created therefrom its mate, and from them twain spread many men and women; and fear Allah, in Whose name you appeal to one another, and be mindful of your duty to Allah, particularly respecting ties of relationship. Verily, Allah watches over you. (Al Quran 4:2)

In the very beginning of every chapter or Sura of the Holy Quran, except one, we read, “In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.”

Allah is not only the Gracious and the Merciful, but, also wants humanity to be gracious and merciful, to each other, in their spheres and this can be inferred from many verses of the Holy Quran.

As this verse is in the beginning of 113 chapters, except for Sura Taubah and in the middle of one Sura, it really sky rockets my count of verses here.

7-120. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.

Let me make a suggestion here, now, that we have 120 instructions from the All Knowing God, to be kind, merciful and compassionate.

Anyone, who has conscious or unconscious desire to benefit from political Islam, should first try this repeated teaching of being compassionate for a few decades. May be it will assuage his or her political ambition and bring him or her to true teachings of Islam.

“@The_MuslimTimes: Two Hundred Verses about Compassionate Living in the Quranhttp:///FX9gdneToi pic.twitter.com/VtdUH1zTDx”

— Salima (@salimaalouache1) July 5, 2015

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The Holy Quran suggests compassion and kindness to be a recipe to turn ones enemies into bosom friends:

121-122. And good and evil are not alike. Repel evil with that which is best. And lo, he between whom and thyself was enmity will become as though he were a warm friend. But none is granted it save those who are steadfast; and none is granted it save those who possess a large share of good. (Al Quran 41:35-36)

Now, I am going to catalog all occurrences of the word “Mohsin,” in Arabic, in the Quran, in singular or plural form, as it means, one who does good and is of service to others. Two of these occurrences have already been counted above and I will not repeat those here:

123. It shall be no sin for you if you divorce women while you have not touched them, nor settled for them a dowry. But provide for them — the rich man according to his means and the poor man according to his means — a provision in a becoming manner, an obligation upon the virtuous. (Al Quran 2:237)

124. Those who spend in prosperity and adversity, and those who suppress anger and pardon men; and Allah loves those who do good. (Al Quran 3:135)

125. So Allah gave them the reward of this world, as also an excellent reward of the next; and Allah loves those who do good. (Al Quran 3:149)

126. And who is better in faith than he who submits himself to Allah, and he is a doer of good, and follows the religion of Abraham, the upright? And Allah took Abraham for a special friend. (Al Quran 4:126)

127. So, because of their breaking their covenant, We have cursed them, and have hardened their hearts. They pervert the words from their proper places and have forgotten a good part of that with which they were exhorted. And thou wilt not cease to discover treachery on their part, except in a few of them. So pardon them and turn away from them. Surely, Allah loves those who do good. (Al Quran 5:14)

128. So Allah rewarded them, for what they said, with Gardens beneath which streams flow. Therein shall they abide; and that is the reward of those who do good. (Al Quran 5:86)

129. On those who believe and do good works there shall be no sin for what they eat, provided they fear God and believe and do good works, and again fear God and believe, yet again fear God and do good. And Allah loves those who do good. (Al Quran 5:94)

130. And We gave him Isaac and Jacob; each did We guide aright, and Noah did We guide aright aforetime, and of his progeny, David and Solomon and Job and Joseph and Moses and Aaron. Thus do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 6:85)

131. And remember the time when We said: “Enter this village and eat therefrom — wherever you will — plentifully; and enter the gate submissively and say: ‘God! forgive us our sins.’ We shall forgive you your sins and We shall give increase to those who do good. (Al Quran 2:59)

132. And create not disorder in the earth after it has been set in order, and call upon Him in fear and hope. Surely, the mercy of Allah is nigh unto those who do good. (Al Quran 7:57)

133. And when it was said to them, “Dwell in this town and eat therefrom wherever you will, and say, ‘God! lighten our burden,’ and enter the gate in humility, We shall forgive you your sins, and surely We shall give increase to those who do good.” (Al Quran 7:162)

134. No blame lies on the weak, nor on the sick, nor on those who find naught to spend, if they are sincere to Allah and His Messenger. There is no cause of reproach against those who do good deeds; and Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful. (Al Quran 9:91)

135. It was not proper for the people of Medina and those around them from among the Arabs of the desert that they should have remained behind the Messenger of Allah or that they should have preferred their own lives to his. That is because there distresses them neither thirst nor fatigue nor hunger in the way of Allah, nor do they tread a track which enrages the disbelievers, nor do they cause an enemy any injury whatsoever, but there is written down for them a good work on account of it. Surely, Allah suffers not the reward of those who do good to be lost. (Al Quran 9:120)

136. And be thou steadfast; for surely, Allah suffers not the reward of the righteous to perish. (Al Quran 11:116)

137. And when he attained his age of full strength, We granted him judgment and knowledge. And thus do We reward the doers of good. (Al Quran 12:23)

138. And with him there entered the prison two young men. One of them said, ‘I saw myself in a dream pressing wine.’ And the other said, ‘I saw myself in a dream carrying upon my head bread of which the birds are eating. Inform us of the interpretation thereof; for we see thee to be of the righteous.’ (Al Quran 12:37)

139. And thus did We establish Joseph in the land. He dwelt therein wherever he pleased. We bestow Our mercy on whomsoever We please, and We suffer not the reward of the righteous to perish. (Al Quran 12:57)

140. They said, ‘O exalted one, he has a very aged father, so take one of us in his stead; for we see thee to be of those who do good.’ (Al Quran 12:79)

141. They replied, ‘Art thou Joseph?’ He said, ‘Yes, I am Joseph and this is my brother. Allah has indeed been gracious to us. Verily, whoso is righteous and is steadfast — Allah will never suffer the reward of the good to be lost.’ (Al Quran 12:91)

142. Their flesh reaches not Allah, nor does their blood, but it is your righteousness that reaches Him. Thus has He subjected them to you, that you may glorify Allah for His guiding you. And give glad tidings to those who do good. (Al Quran 22:38)

143. And when he reached his age of full strength and attained maturity, We gave him wisdom and knowledge; and thus do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 28:15)

144. A guidance and a mercy for those who do good. (Al Quran 31:4)

145. And he who submits himself completely to Allah, and is a doer of good, he has surely grasped a strong handle. And with Allah rests the end of all affairs. (Al Quran 31:23)

146. ‘But if you desire Allah and His Messenger and the Home of the Hereafter, then truly Allah has prepared for those of you who do good a great reward.’ (Al Quran 33:30)

147. Thus indeed do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 37:81)

148. ‘Thou hast indeed fulfilled the dream.’ Thus indeed do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 37:106)

149. Thus do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 37:111)

150. And We bestowed blessings on him and Isaac. And among their progeny are some who do good and others who clearly wrong themselves. (Al Quran 37:114)

151. Thus indeed do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 37:122)

152. Thus indeed do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 37:132)

153. They will have with their Lord whatever they desire; that is the reward of those who do good. (Al Quran 39:35)

154. “Or lest it should say, when it sees the punishment, ‘Would that there were for me a return to the world, I would then be among those who do good!’” (Al Quran 39:59)

155. And before it there was the Book of Moses, a guide and a mercy; and this is a Book in the Arabic language fulfilling previous prophecies, that it may warn those who do wrong; and as glad tidings to those who do good. (Al Quran 46:13)

156. Receiving what their Lord will give them; for they used to do good before that. (Al Quran 51:17)

157. Thus surely do We reward those who do good. (Al Quran 77:45)

158. Nay, whoever submits himself completely to Allah, and is the doer of good, shall have his reward with his Lord. No fear shall come upon such, neither shall they grieve. (Al Quran 2:113)

159. And spend for the cause of Allah, and cast not yourselves into ruin with your own hands, and do good; surely, Allah loves those who do good. (Al Quran 2:196)

Killing of "infidels" is to do good in islam. Mohammad himself showed many practical example of that.

justuschi50:
moving parrot mouth.this afonjas pple deu make me verse dey insult d IBO shout for IBO to go home now,once d idea of Biafra come set keep shouting begging no come afonjas get sense no everything u pple we oppose ibo, ibo say don't vote buhari,u pple oppose use saying yes to buhari presidency. I hope u pple will be wise enough ,AFONJAS, a tribe DAT pple called wise but I see no wisdom in dem, a tribe DAT pple call educated,first to embrace civilization but dey use it for nothing.AFONJAS get sense pls I beg u pple

When Fulani people will start teaching them practically the meaning of one Nigeria like they are teaching fellow hitherto mumu them in MB now who were spewing similar sh*t some few years ago, their mumu go clear. Since many of them no wan learn theory prophesy igbo people say even recently by NK, fulani will surely clear their ignorant empty skull practically sooner than later.

I think Benure people don get sense finally. Now they know who the demons are.

freemanbubble:
isoright

here in Benin City
we don't know what is biafra or the rising sun

all we know is ONE NIGERIA

Enjoy you mumuness while it lasts cos very soon Fulani people will start teaching you guys practically the meaning of one Nigeria like they are teaching your fellow hitherto mumu them in MB now who were spewing similar sh*t like you did above some few years ago. Since una no wan learn theory igbo people say even recently by NK, fulani will surely clear una ignorance empty skull practically sooner than later.

Ia think, Benure people don dey get sense small small finally. Una turn fit reach anytime.

lefulefu:
abegii its not about weda her guy is broke or rich.some girls are just natural cheats..its in their blood.even if they get married to bill gates they will still cheat but codedly.its only when such ladies are with broke jobless men that they are confident in flaunting their cheating ways at him knowing there"s nothing he can do and if he also has low self esteem.all these sugar mummies that fuk small small boys and have lovers....hope u know most of these sugar mummies are married to senators,rich top class business moguls etc.they collect hefty sums of money from their wealthy husbands and lavish it on their younger lovers .ur money cant stop a woman cheating on u.she will only do it discretely to avoid ur wrath .

Wise

phenom666:
Thank u sir. When I saw u profile I know u were And still man of truth.
This brain wash idiots we now have as church member are so stupid to d default. Thank u one again. There are still hope for Nigerian after all.

Can u believe am still on page 2 on still page so buzy with work am going to read IG to d last.

Nice pictures. 2 PAC was d man then let keep his dream alive.

You've got a good one too.