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makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.


2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy.


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby.



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.

You are me all the way except for 3 which i find incredible hot�.

Too much accumulated fatigue for city. If Totenham plays them hot they will crumble.

If everyone follows their basic instincts men will go in search of tight pussies and most erotic means to ensure they offload maximally and women in search of money for survival. This is what is going on in the society to a higher or lesser degree. This is tge cause of infidelity and only those virtues listed before can stop both parties and the more one party throws those values to the wind, the more the other has reason to do thesame.

highpriestess:
lol,abeg.
he should make money while I do same, we shall meet at the appointed time.


I'm not single, just laying out my opinion.

Yeah i never said you a single. Am saying that if girls are entering and jumping from one relationships to another mainly for the money, men will also be jumping from one lady to another when he makes the money. In fact this is what is happening in our society. At a young age a girl will be calling all the guys broke and be jumping from one to another in search of more cash then the guys(including that rich dude you will later want and marry) will learn that such virtues like love loyalty, faithfulness and friendship mean nothing to girls when they make the money they will also throw away such virtues like friendship faithfulness and loyalty and start jumping from one fine girl to another .

highpriestess:
lol,what do you even think of me?that I'm a desperate babe that needs any kind of man in my life?

lool,far from that.

I am working on myself, I don't need any leech in my life.

No, i didnt say nor imply that. I said that rich dude you desire was once in a leech state. And if you all regarded him as nonsense and leech as you call it then, when he makes it he will only regard girls including you as pay per play whores and make baby mamas of many girls or do you think all these rich dudes creating baby mamas here and there just woke one day and decided that's the way they want to live?. Imagine if a guy is bleeping you or demanding it on one hand and at thesame time claiming he is doing you a favor on the other hand. Because thats what the once upon leech buy now rich dude has to do to even up. Thats how it sounds to guys when you claim entitlement for "favor"

highpriestess:
lool,donstan,I have never talked about my guy on this forum,reduce the volume of your lies.

yea, I rather stay single than marry/date a broke idiot.my choice,my life.

kee yourself.

Most of the rich dudes were once broke. If you rejected them when they were broke just because they were broke, when they make it, they will be coming to just pay and do at most. Thats if they ever return.

olaboy1:
Hahahaha Nigerian girls desperately trying to corner the men into permanent provider roles without bringing anything to the table.
Only a low self esteem Nigerian guy would settle for the kind of crap I’m reading here. I consider myself to be 8/10 and I’m very rich and I don’t have a problem dating a dirt poor girl and will NEVER see myself as doing her a favor, but I will go on ghost mode once I sense any sense of entitlement from her.

You are not doing men any sex favor, and you girls need to stop acting like your clitoris don’t pulsate during ovulation, money can’t be the only thing that makes your kitten wet.

Na body go tell you when you get to 35yrs and your sexual market value starts dropping fast like bitcoin.

You see am again. This is the natural response of many guys to entitlement and am-doing-you-a-favor sense. Abeg make i leave this matter go find mekydebbie.

aynerodcirus:
i stopped giving my gurl money when she said it was my duty..., i disembarked frm my vessel and pretended to be damn broke, she broke up wif me 2 weeks after..., Gurls really need to change dis mentality of theirs! good one op, for dis!!!

This is exactly what i was telling Safiaa. Any reasonable guy that finds out the girl takes him for a semi ATM will start thinking fast about jumping out or at best seeing the relationship as a pay as you go transaction not worth anything more than that. Then most girls start complaining that their guy suddenly started behaving phony not knowing that her portrayal of selfishness or parasitism to the guy caused it. Infact that switch happens even if the girl doesnt say it but acts like that overtime and the guy get to notice talk less when she expresses such orientation. Well, unless the guy truly has no option whatsoever.

makydebbie:
Lol, it's cool to have your preference. I believe they all can't be bad, so when you meet one, give her a chance.
Don't date broke girls too.

Lol. Am not sure i can obey that last rule. I date based on mental synchronization not the pocket of the girl. I would gladly date a girl that thinks like you even if she were as broke as a broke broker than a rich bitch whose sense of love is money based. Besides i can set a any girl am dating to be making her own dough if she is loyal enough. So she being broke before wouldn't matter.

Safiaa:
Boring. We’ve heard this too many times e, try something else

Am not saying it to make an exciting point but to make you know where that orientation of yours have led many. And if repeating it several times achieves that, fine. You wont say nobody told you then.

A girl doing my laundry with my washing is the right way. Having washing machines makes her duty easy. And nothing stops both of you having fun doing laundry together.

Many Nigeria girls have this Safiaa orientation until.....no man gree marry them or they become single mother then loyalty will replace the ego and self centeredness. I have seen.

makydebbie:
Lool, I've friends that are crazy as I'm. We demand it. If you don't want, you can lay while I'll just ride till we both cum. It's me receiving the sex because this time, I wanna cum for me. It's mutual dear.

Yes, far better and make sense pass all these ones that will lay like wood with there sense of doing the man a favor and entitlement only to complain when the man goes looking for those who know what relationship is all about.

makydebbie:
Lol, I'm sure you'll find your spec in Nigeria too.

My sister thats like looking for a pin in a haystack. 75% of Nigerian girls think alike ; semi-pay-as-you-go, lay-like-log-of-wood-during-sex-thinking they are just doing the guy a huge huge favor, then expect to be payed and loved later. Entitlement and semi parasites at best, egocentric and narcistic.I rather take my chances elsewhere.

makydebbie:
Lool, I've friends that are crazy as I'm. We demand it. If you don't want, you can lay while I'll just ride till we both cum. It's me receiving the sex because this time, I wanna cum for me. It's mutual dear.

Yes, far better and make sense pass all these ones that will lay like wood with there sense of doing man favor and entitlement only to complain when the man goes looking for those who know what relationship is all about.

makydebbie:
Lol, we meet again.

Yes special one��. It was a thrilling to know it was you thrilling my young brains once more. I had wanted to play around first then settle down to peruse your posts so far from where i(you) stopped yesterday only to get the thrill by jamming your post while still viewing around Now am just smugglings in your celestial arms of euphoric mental resonance.

KhadyM:
No, it's not the man's responsibility. I dont know where this mentality came from. Are women from other races this dependent on their men? I'd rather work hard for my own upkeep. But a lil loving from the guy once in a while isnt so bad

Thank you better brain there. No mind all these semi parasites.

bammy777:
well since its about getting paid, den I should employ more staffs to improve the labour contribution to my chilling, u shouldn't get mad when I am not emotionally connected since u ar doing it for the money, then u shudnt call me out when I decided to marry someone else after spending so much time with u since I paid for everything I got, babe don't u get it, u can't pay a staff all due payment and get blamed for sacking u when there is need to upgrade in the company since u ar getting paid.

You see, thats how guys react to your type just as i said. Then they say guys are bad.

Thegeneralqueen:
Chief gone are the sweet old days not now that you're being hit with reality.....it's very risky to date a broke guy

90% of working class ladies also wants men to spend on them

Exactly and thats why no body dey gree marry them . Pay as you go and march when youve had enough and dont want to continue with the transaction. Then they will start yarning dust.

UDUJ:
Bye bye too Miss Safiaa. I just can never understand how you think

Dont think its just her Majority of those Nigerian girls you think exactly or within various versions of this. Then later they wonder why men just pay as you go with them and dont marry them. Before they will leave their ego and self centeredness they don old or one broke guy don brainwash them with the monetary dreams impregnate them. I have seen many such cases so i know them.

makydebbie:
Love, relationships and everything that comes with it should be mutual. I can't go into a relationship with the mentality that, I'm doing this guy a favor by dating him, then there's no love there. SUCH RELATIONSHIPS CANNOT WORK, because it's one sided. It means the love is one sided too.
For two individuals to come together, overlook each others flaws, whatever they feel should be mutual. The guy would've gone for that cute sexy girl in the street, so for him to choose you and start taking care of you, he's doing you a favor too because it could be anybody. It's better for a lady to remain single than to be in a relationship where she thinks she's doing him a favor. That's a different kind of pride and narcissism.

Lol, I'm trying to understand this, but like you said I really can't understand it, so I'll just respect your opinion.

See how better babe dey reason. Better wife material not all these selfish, loveless semi-Bleep-mates disguised as lovers we have in Nigeria. Dont mind them o thats how 75% of Nigerian girls think. Egocentric, narcistic, selfish Bleep mates at best and in their unlovely minds thats wisdom and their own selfish interpretation of love. Me am looking forward to marrying from outside Nigeria.

makydebbie:
Love, relationships and everything that comes with it should be mutual. I can't go into a relationship with the mentality that, I'm doing this guy a favor by dating him, then there's no love there. SUCH RELATIONSHIPS CANNOT WORK, because it's one sided. It means the love is one sided too.
For two individuals to come together, overlook each others flaws, whatever they feel should be mutual. The guy would've gone for that cute sexy girl in the street, so for him to choose you and start taking care of you, he's doing you a favor too because it could be anybody. It's better for a lady to remain single than to be in a relationship where she thinks she's doing him a favor. That's a different kind of pride and narcissism.

Lol, I'm trying to understand this, but like you said I really can't understand it, so I'll just respect your opinion.

Wow i just thinking and made a comment along those lines in response to that same post, started reading yours and enjoying it all the way before noticing its you again. Wow my mental mirror you are. I guess my brain got similar signals on reading through that post. I bin no get strength to talk plenty (as usual in NL) but your response resonated with all that was in my mind.

makydebbie:
Lmao, I'm sure you got bored at some point.

Nice to meet you too.

No, i dont think i will. Normally i come to nairaland about once a week but you see now am here again just to get thrilled reading your posts. I think i got addicted to you somewhere along the line. Your thoughts cause synchronous electric sparks in my brain as they seem to be mine and somewhere else you already know. Its almost scary. Its like you are my mental girl version- scary and thrilling i guess i may run eventually to safe my brains cells from implosion.

makydebbie:
Yam.

The way this girls brain works dey trip me bad because she is crazy like me. Babe i have a conversion, since last night Ive being reading most of your posts from way before and having necessary hard-on to go with it. Am surprised to see a female mental version of me and its tickling and confusing my brain in a phony way. Babe am on you ...........abi into you.����

WotzupNG:
FREEZER won't react cos NEPA doesn't supply his neighborhood electricity during this kind of period

The efforts of Freeze contributed to bringing about this change. Be grateful.

MissWrite:
Anomaly.........you mean freak of nature? Regardless, those are still products of nature even if they are in the barest minority. And if they are products of nature (and not manufactured in a lab), then they're not "unnatural"; it only means that nature makes all kinds of people. They should be allowed to be themselves without fearing that someone would "remove" them from "the circle". If nature hasn't dealt with you by killing you off, what gives anyone the right to try to change you just because they think you're fruity? I'm just thinking out loud.

Well, men aren't so uptight anymore. I've seen guys send this: , to fellow guys on this forum (it takes some getting used to, but in the meantime it's amusing). But hey, it's no worse than this passionate kiss between Gary and Paul.....

You say they aren't bros anymore .

Scholes was pushing him off he didnt see it coming.

IamLEGEND1:
A bro has neither the permission nor the right to display any sort of emotion when he is with another bro.
In the event that a bro takes an action that pleases another bro deeply, they simply share a quick look & nod at each other like a couple of douche bags.
it's either that or a first bump. So there you have it- the full range of emotions allowed to be shared between two bros.

Any bro who is comfortable crying in front of his bros or giving his bros kisses on the cheek is considered an anomaly & is removed from the circle of bros and the friendship terminated with extreme prejudice.
And before you say anything about society influencing this unspoken rule of brotherhood, know that this is one of those instances where nature wins over nurture.
We were not made to be so by external forces, we were born this way.

Guy truly you be
Legend.

GoroTango:
I respect and agree with a lot of your analysis , but in all fairness to Lukaku, its still a little too early to judge him so harshly

zeroo goal against all big teams, almost scored an own goal against arsenal, two assist against city. Handing over he trophy to ctiy.

oruma19:
Even the young girl that gave testimony about multiple promotions and all that attributed her blessing to the seed she sowed in winners, she didnt attribute her blessings to the giver but to her seed. Oyedepo was even hailing her, shame!. I am ashamed of the kind of men of God we have these days. One million people paid tithe and sowed seed, among them a young girl sees result (out of a million) does that not tell u that the blessing is from another factor other than the seed? If we assume its from the seed then the majority 99.9999% who didn't have a testimony sowed wrongly or what. Bishop oyedepo is shaming Jehovah by all this nonsense he preaches and encourages. He tells u to bribe his gods (not Jehovah) first to be able to get blessed. I fear church henceforth. Pride will not let them repent because their words are almost bigger than the words of the bible already. Bleep Pentecostalism, Bleep America and Nigerian fake pastors claiming to know God, they do the wish of Satan their master. They preach heaven but gather immense wealth on earth, they do not believe in heaven but they tell u there is one. I am pissed of. Let God of heaven that I serve and know intervene else the whole population of the earth may be lost. I rest my case.

When a million people sow seeds some a bound to have success one way or the other just like amongst a million who didnt.

Yoruba and wayo is like 5 &6. Even if they be pastor.

This pastor has done so well he has a heart of gold. This is how christianity and churches can practically change lives for the better.

The guy be like i no go kill myself to be like you.