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IamPlato:
Then Let Her Dial.

wow you've already quoted. Pls delete that mentalist part.

IamPlato:
At Least Let Me See If She Can Hold A Decent Conversation on Phone... She Wouldnt Dare Call Because Its Not A She... But A 'He'

I believe it's a she. Look she does not do "long things". Classic she thing not easy to pull off long enough by a man They think in short hand
Never wanted to divulge that mentalist piece lest those he-she scammers will use it so pls don't quote me so it won't be on as i intend to remove it in 5 after you've hopefuly seen it

The in-house domestic duty i love doing most is washing dishes. Though i find it rather odd as many men detest doing dishes and given that i hate cooking(being hairy soo fee too hot and much heat from the cooking).
The feeling of may a dirty plate shiny clean and beautiful comes as a turns on.

Please a virgin or ok semi virgin like me here should say doing dishes na.

funmisticqueen2:
Ironing

Lovely. I would take delight doing that for both of us as i find making cloths crisp sharp refreshing.
You wash, i iron.

mikejj:
may the commander of domestic affairs remain with you sir...

Then may we keep dating and not marry as my external domestic office duties, by contract or personally, of keeping the lawn clean and flowers cut, cars washed, security bulbs shining, house & gates painted, water pumps runing, electricity generator running, cooking gas supply, gates opened and locked at night etc is enough for me.
Thanks.

mikejj:
.. Welldone honourable.. You go to work from Monday to Fridays.. She also goes to go work from Monday to Friday.. She comes home still cook for you,takes care of the kids and cleans the room... And you will still pile up your clothes for her to wash.. Is that a duty or punishment... Dear honourable your are heartless if you treat a woman like this.. Grow up..

She is the commander in chief of internal domestic affairs. She can give a maid the contract or whatever means. The external domestic office i man.
It's only punishment if i don't provide a washing machine and means of making her duty simpler. I did not marry to not have someone "man" the office of domestic affairs. That office is as important as her job. Will i put in a hand now and then? Sure.

And that, friend, is not being heartless.

So much intelligence in this thread. It's like more intelligent people are on Nairaland this days or more nairalanders developed higher debating IQ or dump ones got thrown out of this intellectual royal rumble called Nairaland. Anyways, Now one can go back to enjoying just reading comments..

Jman06:
I'll rather marry an uneducated, poor but sexually attractive and clean lady and make her a full-time housewife than marry an educated rich lady who'll still leave all financial burdens for me to shoulder.

Hmmm this is strong.

HigherEd:
Eh I can't even lie when it comes to this one....


I have never seen a place where people reject religion as hard as the school was trying to push it, like Covenant University.

One of my class mates in 200 level who relocated to University of Waterloo, Canada after having an extra year(academic reasons) told me he was never going to church again. In his words "All of the church I have attended here is enough to cover for my life time." That statement hit me hard!
I only know how many arguments about God's existence I made in that school. And each time most of these Atheist argue I see Christians fleeing. It's like they are more knowledgeable than the average Christian. Which is very unfortunate!

During NYSC days many CU grads refused to affiliate with NCCF because they see it like another version of Covenant University.

With all of the rules and all it was still Covenant University that graduated Etinosa - the one who stripped on live IG.

And this is a lesson to Christians. Christianity must never be forced on people, it always blows back! The inquisition and many other errors of the church are proofs that it never works. Christianity must always be a choice...

You make beautiful posts when you don't lie. Dont get it twisted take that as a compliment .

Amatarasha:
Me a child?
Hmmm hot tea dey worry u abi

What is the difference between a virgin and a child abeg? Asking as a semi virgin.

Amatarasha:
semi virgin indeed
if i hear

Oya come and confirm it since you doubt.

gloria34:
princfred, i just have to laugh at that long epistle you wrote up there. Who talked about offering sex? I indulge in sex when i want to not as a gift, Lol, when i have an itch, i fvck. Is it by force to feed a man? I Dont want to na, or do i sound like a girl who depend on a guy for survival? Hell no, i work and take care of my bills and support my immediate family the way i can. I Dont need an handicap in the name of a boyfriend . I'm in a healthy relationship, Nobody is depending on the other for survival, if you need a girl that will foot your bill, i'm sure you will find them somewhere. Good luck with your hunt

So you "invest" nothing? not what the op list nor sex (since you only do it for your selfish easing and claim to love? Tell your self the truth you are only selfishly in love with yourself so why should a man commit to you long term or any unmarried lady who toes your line? Why not the guy take you as you take him - a fuvkmate?

Who is talking about footing bills or being handicap boyfriend ? Abi is that what you wrongly interpret making 5 mins call or doing what the Op listed to be or how does that make the guy you do those things to a handicap?

IamPlato:
08166781946 call Me Lets Talk And Meet

ah ah its like your manhood & you took that her post as personal challenge

okoroemeka:
From my own personal experience I think weed if smoked a higher percentage is wasted,some years back I decided to cook indomie one fateful day with ₦100 weed and after eating that and having a taste of what it means to be mad I stopped having anything to do with weed again for almost 10 years,for more than 30 hrs I was holding on tightly to my bed fearfully that if I let go I will fly off the bed,my phone rang more than 100 times I can't even try to pick it up from a table 4 feet away,the type of vision and hallucinations I saw that day was horrible.this happened 2009 when ₦100 weed is very big.

Lol. My man you wanted to kill yourself by yourself.

Reference:
I repeat again, infrastructure does nothing to uplift the lot of the average citizenry. The south east has some of the best infrastructure in all of Nigeria baring the ill effects of oil production. The problem and challenge remains that of human capacity development. That is investing in the mental capacity of the people with the objective of making them sustainably productive. Nothing else will draw the youth away from destructive tendencies.

Did you mean to say North instead of south east in terms of infrastructure ?

Reference:
Murtala Mohammed did that and was shot dead in broad day light 500 metres from his office. The Emirates is a stable, homogenous society with ancient antecedents. It cannot be compared to fractured multi ethnic, multi religous society such as ours with great social, political and economic chasms. It is not a Nigerian thing alone. Societies where such exist will have leadership always on tenther hooks. The POTUS will never be able to try that either because America suffers from the same issues. As Europe embraces multi ethnicity and religious liberalism it too will have leadership constrains and you will begin to see similar emerge.

The forces required to gel society are inversely proprortional to the peace leadership is expected to experience. If Nigerians want to see this then the average Nigerian should be prepared to hide his religion and denounce his tribal inclination.... and of course love his neighbour as himself.... something you reading this know is just impossible.

So this can never happen in Nigeria.... ever.

Intelligence squared.

Reference:
Nonsense talk by Mr. Amadou. Less than half of Africa is under French influence yet the other liberal and free half is no better. The United Kingdom gave us Nigeria independence and walked away. Nigeria has been on a steady decline in all indices of life and living ever since. South Africa got its independence two decades ago and has been struggling to keep its head above water.

Most of the biases Mr Amadou has borders on culture and religion which in developed societies is taken as personal preference and conviction but in Africa and other dark continents this is projected and imposed on society often with violent and catastrophic consequences. A classic example is the Boko Haram insurgency which will not happen in France but in Mali or Nigeria the proponents who refuse western education want us ALL to partake in that ideology or die resisting. This is the problem in Africa. Nobody minds his business. Mr Amadou makes it look like marrying older folks or same sex coupling or dumping your aged parents in care homes is state policy, which is not.

If Africa was that good, the caravans of emigrants would be heading in the opposite direction. Clearly something is wrong in Africa and with the black man and he should research that instead. He should investigate what makes us so vulnerable to extreme ideologies, what makes us so unsuccessful collectively, and then what makes us recurrent prey to the likes of the British, French, Germans and Portugese in the past and the Chinese today and tomorrow.

To blame the misfortunes of the prey solely on the predator is simplistic, infantile thinking. Nature in all its glory begets that battle.

My friend what can i say, your wisdom is divine. Your IQ must be above 200%. So apt. I have been reiterating these lines for donkey years.

Its crude communism leading to herd thinking.

If only a quarter of Africa can think like you.

4koff:
Your grammer is wrong mister. You cannot be Brawn in speaking. You can be Brawn is physically look.... Anu mpama.

Learn stop believing in ur stupidity.

Now its grammer you are left to chew on. What a village goat. Have you heard the word poetry before? Mention that to your village English teacher while he explains that sentence to you for 3months.

4koff:
FYI : Learn to use the word BRAWN well. Hopefully it was a typographical error, you actually wanted to use the word BRASH abi? Civilized........... My training no even let me fit insult you.

My grammar take what i wrote and run to your village headmaster or native doctor to help you ascertain it's correctness since your little brain is not exposed enough to comprehend here.

4koff:
Maybe if they tell you that your brain is an App you might just use it. As it is obvious that you are not using it. Maybe we need to push it to start. Use your brain intelligent man, use it.

Just like your Suplim Fraud. Your uncouthness is showing again.

Why bleat about goatishly? A sign of Kanu derangement syndrome.

gloria34:
He will still dump you after investing all these if he wants to. Same applies to a girl, give her the world and if she Dont like you, she will dump you for a guy who may even have nothing.

Actually, more likely, if you "invest" nothing even if he/she likes you, he will dump you faster if he meets another girl who does half of those since you offer only sex so he sees you not as a lover but a fuckmate.

Hey, if not for the default semi olosho mentality you shouldn't see those as investing but just loving. That's how men who do those and who are actually the real lovers unlike women see them.

To further confirm the semi olosho mentality, the same una that find it hard to invest with those things Op listed regularly invest open legs. How is that different from a full blown olosho?
If you are so afraid of investing little monetarily but not opening legs what is not olosho-like there. Infact this is why i value a womans little monetary input that her pussy cos i know the one they value more and which if they give reflects true love.

That 5 mins call says more "i love you" to me than all night opened legs and this applies to many men atleast on the subconscious level. But i bet mama's nor your fellow girls don't teach that .

4koff:
Before now, is this how your "civilized" Fraud converse? With all the Name calling of His President and Country? He extended his uncouth self to his Master Asari and He was quickly brought back to reality. Now who is begging with style?

Na only una the followers be mumu for this whole thing.

Zoo animal, that one goes brawn does not mean he can't go the opposite way on another issue. Too bad being exposed to a zoo all your life left you bereft of such knowledge also making it hard for you to differentiate sensible conversation from begging.

gloria34:
Sure. Why invest all these when you are not even sure you will end up together?

How will you end up together if you don't invest all these things? Only to complain that he dumped you?

Michelle55:
Odozi Aku=Keeper of wealth(to my own understanding except my igbo brethren says otherwise while
Ori Aku= eater/consumer of wealth Please forgive my understanding of the igbo language Ndi igbo over to una biko, epp us with the correct translation.

You try.

4koff:
.....another one. When the letter is there in black and white and it content clearly shows it's tone. Na wa o!

Your only argument should be, No be KANU Write am.

Being an animal in a zoo, polite and diplomatic discourse from a leader surely sounds as apologies to you.
Sorry village Mumu, that's how civilized leaders in civilized climes converse . It's not always brawn & crude.

mikejj:
.. since there is washing machine no problem.. But it shouldn't be her duty bro... Learn to have a clean conversation and you will live long. Shay u hear me

Why shouldn't it be her duty. So if I'm an honorable my wife shouldn't be responsible for my domestic concerns?

dollytino4real:
ok, I will love dat, but some guys will tell to use hand and wash their collars

And that shouldn't be a problem as the machine has done 90% of the job.

wirinet:
And dangote is the only Nigerian that had full government backing and monopoly.
I am sure if you were in the US, you will accuse Jeff Bezos of becoming the richest man in the world because of government backing and monopoly.

Did Jeff Bezos receive government backed monopoly?
Mention another business man in Nigeria with government backed monopoly like Dangote over time as much as him.

Kanu is a true leader. So well spoken, apt and concise.
Only morons will interpret this as anyone begging anyone for anything.

dollytino4real:
to help with washing his own clothes but if he wants to add my own no wahala

How about you use my washing machine wash our two cloths instead?

okoroemeka:
I think dangote should be on that list been the richest black man is not a joke,that man has the Midas touch,if u try to make your own money you will really appreciate this man

Anyone with the full backing of oil government of millions of people with upto giving him monopoly in such huge market for decades can do a dangote. Not there.

Why worry about girls like saffi and her likes who call parasitic semi olosho entitled selfish mentality high standard, they are to be used, paid, kicked out and replaced. Even full blown olosho dem regard their way (less parasitic) as high standard while normal people regard it as low standards living.

The other reasonable ones are to be married. So each type have their use and everyone is happy.