₦airaland Forum

Adakintroy:
Bros god bless your soul. Someone with reasoning you are. I decided to play on this topic just for fun while silently airing my view from a honest place. I Waited for a reasonable contribution instead I got battered. Like how is this your business. No wonder we are were we are overall money hides the truth. Even the simple once. I was born into a poor family. But my father always tell us the truth for or against. He let's us choose so we are not over ignorant of life. No one can ummon the courage to hammer on the naha time aspect of this saloon decision. But they are quick to fight me.

Don't mind a country were everything values and morality is hinged solely on monetary terms and they wonder why pant stealing for benz is the order of the day.

AnalQueenluci:
My bed ! My bed !! My bed !!!
Am actually in love wt my sweetbed like seriously
So soft and worm thou art ...Smile

Oma307:
you must have seen her one on one for you to know that she is the first from left.
thanks

Bro please don't be jealous and lose hope by extrapolating and hallucinating that i have had before you cos that's not the case so still run your race for her.

I only made a good guess of who should be her on that pics based on knowing things one shouldn't know normally. There is a margin of error of that guess which is below 7% i guess.

AnalQueenluci:
dnt mind oma Mr questionaire
he is also dying to date a military woman
Dear so tell me latest gist on nairaland ?
My enemy husbandsnatcha is she stil alive or ...

I need to know too. She is not my enemy you know.

You should be happy with his desire. Like isn't that just in sync with what you've always wanted?

CruellaDeVil:
ngwanu sorry, go and tell her to divorce her sweet, rich husband lmao or better still get him arrested
if you like wail from now till eternity, regina the fresh young girl has married her older boo and if other young girls feel like that's the way to go, they should carry on! it's better they get hooked to a billionaire ancestor than a broke young man with nothing to his name
whether you broke miserable fùckers like it or not, girls would forever choose money one thousand times over anything else and the rich men aren't even complaining, na only you poverty stricken losers dey open una mouth dey complain

Yeah. You and your kind keep this rhetoric and attitude up till guys resort to one lady's pant for another young ladies p*ssy. Maybe yours to get the Benz your sister will be bleeped in. What goes around.......

Adakintroy:
No crime but there is still something wrong there.

Big money involvement overrules any sense of right or wrong for the average Nigerian especially for the hypergamous women many of whom don't mind / date yahoo plus guys.

AnalQueenluci:

But u left making billions from bazaars n tithe as a reverend father to insult d shit out of vicky ,forgeting she has sisters n relatives

Chai why this lady get bad mouth. Lol

Oma307:
because that's God commandment that we must love. I just checked your picture, can you identify yourself among the three ladies beside are you married.
good morning

She is the first from left.

AnalQueenluci:
Sleep tight everyone , is raining heavily overhere ..

My midnight poetry
Titled: My Bed

*****"*********-
My bed ! My bed !! My bed !!!
Hw wonderful you are !
Sleep alone grow fat ,wt a man be a pencil lead
In my bed where paradise where,
Up in the sugar mountain of candybread


Alas' who bounce along in heavenly ambrosia
Sweet preety Queen of Sleep lucia
No man ! No nightmare
As i light my burning sweet myrrh'
I fear no Karkofonic pandamonia
Coming from touts of the mobleau biea

My sweet bed ,my sweet bed
How wonderful thou art!


Major luciana

I like you pass this poem abeg. Make a sweet joyfuller one.

AnalQueenluci:
Funny question
How old ar you son?

Chai anal queen that question can ban a guy from having erection for 3 months na. Such oppressive question. Even me whom it's not directed to is feeling the painment of it somewhere you know.

AlhajaChinyere:
Back in 1990, a UN statistics indicated that half of the population of African will be dead from HIV by 2010. I was so scared. It went further to say most of the continent would be depopulated to the extent that there will be free land for migrants to occupy.

i am sure things were different during GEJ time!

They said that if HiV was not controlled. Especially without drugs.

AngelicBeing:
Lol, very unfortunate situation, despite the huge natural resources available in the country, the wealth of Nigeria is in the hands of few bastards called politicians and they have stolen generational wealth that will last them and their families for their life time, anyone still praying and hoping that Nigeria go better is either stock in the country without cash to flee or living in denial or needs to be checked into a rehab center for brain surgery

Chei that last part

victorian:
Hmmmmm

I feel Nigeria as a whole as been thrown to the wolves!

Nobody cares, no true care ,no true love, no true commitment, for Christ sakes people's souls have been sold to the devil, just some very ones that's still inline in doing what's proper and good.

If not conscience is dead in this country. I don't know of other countries but in Nigeria, the conscience of majority of Nigerians is dead. And that's the truth!

I can only get genuine smiles and affection from kids and some women who still have the fear of God in them. The rest set of people is zero.

Sighs, May God help this country.

On two different occasions, guys will ask me for a blind date. Later they won't show up, after all there sweet words and hype of how successful they are. And I wonder what were these guys planning against me? Why back. Out at the last minute without seeing me? I will call their phones they won't pick till date
All. I could think of, is maybe they could be ritualist and maybe their Baba said my spirit won't work for their money ritual renewal. Just maybe.. But I thank God, my blood will forever be poisonous in any ritualist plan to renew his wealth.

In fact the ritaulist will automatically become poor! If he tries it on me or uses my pant!
My God is not asleep!

Maybe it was just that they found something about you they couldn't handle or tolerate; orientation, mentality, attitude, religion etc.
Just saying a relationship initialization breakdown usually can do with any side.

ekems2017:
Illiterate.Why didn't you steal what you know. Or you thought it was a camera.

Cheri babe you funny die. Lol

What else is a woman doing in a man's life if she can't do the listed? Sex? Oh If yes, then why is she different from olosho?

Adadio:
It is no longer news that Pastors in Nigeria have been bitten by the bug of buying jets so they could fly around as celebrities.One has just told us he is aiming at acquiring about 50,in addition to the one he has just bought.Really?So members will be flown all around Nigeria for free but will he also fly members who are hungry and living in penury who do not know when the next meal would come.Have these Pastors ever considered going into mechanized farming,start ups to help create employment instead of the imaginary and stupid agenda of flying members in aircrafts we can hardly produce one of its nuts in Nigeria.See why Oyibo people hardly take us seriously?

Na private airport that one wan open for en members head. After Twi two months he will ask those who want fly to pay small thing, from there..........but they have to mask it now using "flying members" as cover.

HigherEd:
Pastors with private jet were not always with a jet either.. If you feel like farms and startups are more priority go and establish them. Simple!

Why do you find it easier redireting that advice from jet buying pastors?

damiloladuke:
Facebook CEO and billionaire Mark Zuckerberg has built a sleep box for his wife Priscilla so she could sleep well at night.

Priscilla, according to Mark, had been having difficulty having good sleep because of the kids. The sleep box was constructed in such a way that it emit some light when it;s the right time for her to wake from sleep.

He made the revelation via his Instagram page:

Being a mom is hard, and since we’ve had kids Priscilla has had a hard time sleeping through the night. She’ll wake up and check the time on her phone to see if the kids might wake up soon, but then knowing the time stresses her out and she can’t fall back asleep. So I worked on building her what I call the “sleep box”.

It sits on her nightstand, and between the hours of 6-7am it emits a very faint light — visible enough that if she sees it she’ll know it’s an okay time for one of us to get the kids, but faint enough that the light won’t wake her up if she’s still sleeping.

And since it doesn’t show the time, if she wakes up in the middle of the night, she knows to just go back to sleep without having to worry about what time it is. So far this has worked better than I expected and she can now sleep through the night.

As an engineer, building a device to help my partner sleep better is one of the best ways I can think of to express my love and gratitude. A bunch of my friends have told me they’d want something like this, so I’m putting this out there in case another entrepreneur wants to run with this and build sleep boxes for more people!

https://lailasnews.com/mark-zuckerberg-builds-sleep-box-for-wife-so-she-could-sleep-at-night/

So beautifully romantic, so lovely, so innovative, so White. Men who go out of their way to take care and show love to their wife receive divine blessings .

paxonel:
No!
Infact England and France were the most corrupt people then
But atleast missionaries introduced the right teachings of the scriptures in their country a long time ago and the effect over the years is that, these nations became less corrupt over the years till today,that isnt the case in nigeria.
In England and France, they already had the accurate interpretation of scriptures inspite that things were not ok in their country, so they had the confidence to spead the truth they know to other parts of the world.
Missionaries brought christianity to this region of africa called nigeria today about 4 centuries ago. Instead of the level of corruption improving, the situation was fast deteriorating to what we are experiencing in nigeria today.
Why?
Because the missionary doctrines and teachings to africans in collaboration with african traditional beliefs(which was practically different from the doctrines of the church of england) do not correlate with common sense,logical reasoning, science and educational research and methodologies.

So the very truth England know did not translate to africa because of african tradition.

Now tell me, is that the kind of baseless doctrines a pastor in africa will buy private jet and travel to a developed country where people are more educated to teach?
I dont get it?

If you truly have the knowledge teach your people first, because your people are lacking knowledge from the look of things

The aim is to transfer their warped selfish scriptural bent of mainly "sow a seed and get a call next week for a job you are not qualified for".

If the pope, head of the richest denomination, flies commercial but the black ones from poverty impoverished nations will want you to believe the need private jet to preach .

HigherEd:
Your idea is good. But like someone said up there. Be the change you desire. I believe no one is entitled to complain about what they are not wiling to change. So you start it.

Is he a pastor with private jet?

Amatarasha:
ok ..the quotom satire in cre cre and more cre is wie yo failed the twisting and curling darling yaki and expression dark blue epitomia .you are ryt though
.i hope u understand me

Chei ...... this babe has and dey calm brain with super twist. I have enter speed lane

Amatarasha:
show us ur photo pls?

Asking another guy for pictures when i'm here. I have vex and jealous at once. You have semi-broke someone's young heart.

Abeg i know read the thread soo forgive me if i yan op.

Yahoo guys should scam the hell out of brits na them support start make the country jaga jaga. But dey should not near my girlfriends pant or that of my future wife.

Amatarasha:
dont twist my brain abeg wt ur logic !

Lol i think i got your drift shah and love you for it. Ok dey twist my brain instead. It's fun.

Sweetcrush:
Well said. In fact, in a way, you kind of elaborated my point. But '' Your call, My call.'' Na lie o. We have nothing to do about that. You see, some flocks do say that you are to train you girlfriend/wife the way you want her to be. For crying out loud, how can you train an 'adult?' Not countering your input here, but rather saying that ur last point no follow o.

I mean 't you and i make the call wether to knock them out or knock sense into them. Yes, hard to train an adult soo men get to suffer toeing that line. Hence its better either one chooses a sensible one or looks beyond the shores. Hey, why not play with the rest, teaching them lessons, at their own game while searching for the well trained sensible one?

Amatarasha:
this ur u nid a man dey pepper me eh

Sorry your fellow semi virgin is here to always console you dear.

Amatarasha:
Maiden is synonymous to virgin ie from 12yrs...

Perverts can disvirgin a 3yr old toddler

Ok you mean a child may not be a Virgin. Understandable.
The crus is on how a virgin is not a child.

Amatarasha:
prince of Whichi village

I we not talking about confirming the semi virginity?

Sweetcrush:
'' We will keep trying our best to enlighten and educate our ladies...'' Really? What's the work of their parents? Aren't they more educated and experienced than we the guy in terms of relationship stuff due to their promiscuous nature?

''...to know what's wrong and right...'' Man, we aren't talking about kids here, we're talking about adults/grown-up. Ladies knows what's wrong and right, they're just scrums.

''...don't be a villain...'' None is a saint, dude.

Bro, their parents are part of the reasons they are like this by mainly druming into them directly or subconsciously, from childhood, not to bring home a non-millionaire so now their right or wrong is highly dependent on how much they snuffed what they learnt is right or wrong from their parents towards relationship. In reality sef, how many African parents even engage their children on regular relationship talks half as much as is espoused here? Maybe many of them are confused given that they also applied just what was past them to them from grand parent through their own parents.The little summary most parents do is ensure she can cook but get her to ensure that skill sgould be reserved for a rich man.
Also their female friends who learnt the same nonsense separately from their own parents reinforce the "rightness" of selfish, hypergamous, parasitic bent to them over time.
So you see, you are their only hope to see light before their pastor (who also fed and will feed them "sow not just a seed but your harvest and your husband is coming with a black limo in 3 days" buys jet on the cumulative shiloh offerings and seeds for husband when its too late.
So bro how will you deal, knock them out or knock them in? Your call, My call.

miidae:
I do all .. no big deal

Lovely babe there.

IamPlato:
and which one is mentalist part again

The part ive removed and replaced with words in quotation marks.

So that the young ladies can dream and focus their laser on target well. So hunters know where are who the big meats are and look like .