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XhosaNostra:
Do you know the different meanings of the the word "Entertaining"? A bore you are, I just don't wanna give you the satisfaction of having the last say

Shove it!

XhosaNostra:
LMFAOO. Dr Who, the off base, armchair psycho analyst. Quack! Wrong on all counts

You've been entertaining me for hours now, only now that I'm dismissing you, you thought of that? Sounds like you need the upgrade more than I do. Stick your head in a heated oven & brainstorm!

XhosaNostra:
You know the status of my relationship how? Dude, get lost. You're boring me with these baseless ASSumptions.
Dismissed!

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I've been with the same person longer than your entire relationship life combined, that I'm very certain of. Nice try.

virgoquin:
Know all the sex styles in the world like doggy,lizard, cow girl,reverse cowgirl etc

Knowing how to ride dick and give a mouth job will be highly appreciated too..I think that is all for now

jibrilELsudan:
A tear hymen or fairly used kukunase with very low mileage and body counts.

Her kukunase must be very tight and warm and moist and always wet and it mustn't smell like rotten titus fish mixed with 7 days period tampon.

She must know how to hang herself on the ceiling to be fvcked tsetsefly style then open her mouth for him to shoot his hot cum in her mouth.

XhosaNostra:
That's the thing you're not getting, you don't know what has been agreed upon between myself & the person. But don't let that stop you from jumping like a ballerina to wild accusations & unfounded conclusions.

XhosaNostra:
No, I cannot be on my own because not every man has your mindset, fortunately. It's all about figuring out what works. I've never had a problem keeping relationships going because I'm a fair person & I expect the same.

XhosaNostra:
What are you on about, which white ladies? If you're going to put a race spin on this, then perhaps you should know that in many white households, duties are shared. When one cooks, the other one does the dishes etc because a marriage is considered a partnership, a 50/50 relationship, not some twisted scenario where one has to be subservient to the other. But me as a black woman who was raised with different cultural values say, provide for me & I'll do the rest. It's a fair deal. What will never happen is for me to work & then come home to you, waiting for me to serve you a hot plate. You'll starve. I'll those things only because I want to & not because it's expected of me.

XhosaNostra:
And how do you know what I can or cannot provide?

1st of all, there still exist people who're referred to as traditionalists. I'm a traditionalist at heart, in a sense that, it is not an issue for me to perform gender assigned roles, but I expect the man to also fulfill his side of the deal by being a provider. If I have to work for my own upkeep, then don't expect me to stick to the traditional role because we're both working, so house duties should be shared. Fair, isn't it so?

XhosaNostra:
Looooool. It's the modern times only when it suits you? Then don't expect someone to slave over the kitchen stove for you either when you have two capable hands of your own. Keep up with the times. Be a modern man & go make me a sandwich

XhosaNostra:
I asked you a simple question. Don't shuck & jive around it, to take away focus from your own inability to do the things you're supposed to be capable of doing as a man. Can you build a chair for us to sit on while I serve a home cooked meal?

XhosaNostra:
I never said I'm looking for a houseboy because I'm capable of running a home. I earn my keep. Can you say the same about your efficiency with tools & doing a man's job?

XhosaNostra:
I said help with house chores, I wasn't specific. Moreover, you can't be expecting someone to be all these wonderful things around the house for you, when I'm sure you don't come fully-equipped either. If you can't pick up a hammer & build something from scratch with your own two hands like a man, then fall back, because there's a man right now, somewhere, building a new coffee table for his home, while you're sitting on your heinies, daydreaming.

XhosaNostra:
Why can't you be domestically responsible too is all I'm asking? There're women out there who also won't marry a man that is useless with his hands. If you won't help her with house chores, then go change a lightbulb or fix a leaking tap like a man. Sex can't be the only thing you're offering either, when there're guys who're Jacks-of-all-trades. So basically, you can go fùck yourself if you expect to sit around doing nothing in a house you also live in.

XhosaNostra:
Ah, you expect women to work like their fathers but still manage the homefront like their mothers? You can't have it both ways now, unless you're willing to share house chores.

AreaFada2:
Sad thing is lots of women (even some men) still have the wrong notion of what men need in a woman/marriage. Sure men have different tastes. But when push comes to shove long term, all realise the value of some "boring" attributes.

A serious guy is quite happy with a lady with average physical attributes. Provided she's supportive, understanding, shares one's dreams and gives one PEACE OF MIND.

What use a lady with a fine face, big boobs, fat ass and porn star in bed but nags the living day light out of you? Always diametrically opposed to any plans to progress in life? She will just send you to the great beyond before your time.

Kingsteve:
The more m na ele ihu gi anya, the more o na adi m ka ahutula m gi mbu.
Ibigo na UK mbu?
London to be precise!
Enwere one hot chick iyiri then...aha ya wu Vivian, omere Masters na UK.

About nna umuaka gi, I hope o na sendi kwa ego upkeep for umuaka?
How em go just abandon every like that?
Idi kwa sure na enweghi ihe imere?
O jidere gi with nwoke ozo?
maka amam na Ikwa iko gburu gi badly.

husbandsnatcha:
love my ass

czarina:
kam down. Stop taking life too seriously.

XhosaNostra:
Ideally. It has a sweet ring of romance & unity to it. Not sure how it'd work in modern times though, where most men expect a superwoman that earns her own living but also should be able to run the household the way mama used to do. Something's gotta give.

Magnoliaa:
Nice one. And the most important, an empty head.

czarina:
Let me add mine:


Just come with a big yansh, a fine face, and a pair of big boobs.


A tight honeypot is a bonus.


Dasall!

XhosaNostra:
Be his domestic goddess that takes great care of his home, presses his work clothes & gives him a little kissy kissy by the car on his way out/in

virgoquin:
Know all the sex styles in the world like doggy,lizard, cow girl,reverse cowgirl etc

Knowing how to ride dick and give a mouth job will be highly appreciated too..I think that is all for now

husbandsnatcha:
...when alphamale call me mama and i pay dem ,
....U can be worshipped regardless of your sex ,
Sex is nothing , priority on Sex is just for lowlives

husbandsnatcha:
....where is my cupid poem coward?

husbandsnatcha:
.... Hehehehehehehehehe ,nna onweghi onye na eri nsi biko oh , ha na aru na factory ndi banyi di ebe ahu ,na hotel na restaurant ,

Ge mu nti : ufodu emepego fastfood nke ya ,african foods like abacha na assorted soup are cooked there and is booming , kama ihe ha ga na eme bu ikwumu ugwo on weekly na monthly period ...irefuse o ikwum ugwo nsupiagi afo from my mirror or i set u up sharperly oh mamaV ka umum na akpom, onweghi onye na eri nsi bikokwa haba amam di girl na eri nsi ahu ,she is a very good girl compromised n she has 2 duplexes in portharcourt, townhouse in Lagos ekpa lekki ,one in ghana

Lastly ,Ofu na ime my daughters bu onye isi ipob ,kedu onye ga hapu ebe ana echi ozo gaba ebe ana aru agwu...and anurum na govt isreal nyere ha $450k ,...

Bahddo:
don't bother trying a Strawman argument with me. Saying "your body does not change because you are married" is not the same as saying "your body does not change because you are pregnant." Stop this female habit of twisting stuff because you cannot refute the original assertion.

Pregnancy is not a direct consequence of marriage and so I'm not sure why you are blaming marriage for your body changes (which can be inspired as much by gluttony as they can by hormones). Also, your pregnancy does not benefit your man any more than it benefits you.

Same applies to sex (you get more pleasure from the act) and cooking (you eat of it even if you may not know where the money came from).

Argue all you wish, you ladies are the main beneficiaries of the social contraption called marriage.

ubunja:
that's the problem with men. Too much honor. When women have long abandoned honor and are hoes twerking up and down Social Media with sexual histories that rival those of põrñ štàrś. Where virgins are scarce as chicken teeth. Yet men chain themselves to an ideal. A standard.

Not me. I follow women. They're honorable I'm honorable. They're hoes Im a hoe. I'm saving no one.

ubunja:
even if a woman was a virgin till death her body would still go to trash. Even pecky boobs on their own will weaken over decades and that ass weaken. It's due to the female hormone oestrogen. Everything with a woman is temporary. With or without a man. Even nuns who never did anything sexual, their bodies by 40 have taken a beating from life.

That statement on every man catering to a woman one day is more your personal wish than reality. There's a reason women are crying all over asking where good men have gone. Men more and more are realizing marriage was never a good deal to begin with. Working all your life to support some woman so you could get sex and a few kids?? Slavery!!!! Now guys simply become baby daddies. Cause a dead beat father is naturally the best kind of father even among animals. In animals the mother is sole provider. The father just a sperm donor.