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Oga sharrap Dia. O yes!!! this same dancer ridiculled you by beating you and your gangs hands down!!!
You were only saved by the same weak electoral system and poor judiciary!!!

GISpro:
Lalasticlala come and see o.

To be factual, Nigerians have no regards for soldiers and I dislike it. Our military is our pride.

And these claims that soldier beat someone are usually one-sided stories.

Truth is too many Nigerians behave like zoo inmates. Unfortunately, soldiers have no chill for yeye behavior and that's why they get pissed off when people do stvpid acts to them.

Imagine a wheyrey onile man in Lagos sold the same land to five people. He tried it with a soldier and that one literally cooked his balls (as I heard). Who's to blame?

Soldiers don't look for trouble. It is civilians that should avoid crossing their lanes and learn to obey SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.

Soldiers are the easiest people to live with; dey your dey, they dey their dey. If you must cross their lane then be ready to follow simple and clear instructions.

See the nonsense this one dey talk. Let them deal with you one if these days, then you go know say Nigerian soldiers are not fit to live among humans

Lionel Messi’s hopes of winning an international trophy with Argentina this year was cut short by the Samba Boys of Brazil after La Albiceleste fell to a 2-0 loss in Belo Horizonte.

After the game, Messi who is known to very reserved to making daring comments surprised many football fans by accusing the referees of favouring the host nation as Argentina crashed out of the competition in the semi-final stage. The Albiceleste once again fell short and their superstar player appears to have laid some of the blame on officials.

The Argentina captain again failed to have a decisive impact in the match for his nation compared to how he performs for his club side Barcelona as Brazil took the most of their opportunities with goals to Manchester City stars Gabriel Jesus and Liverpool striker Roberto Firmino in either half, sealing a place in the final against either Chile or Peru.

But the Barcelona captain was scathing of the performance from the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) and the centre referee Roddy Zambrano, using a post-match interview to criticise the decision to not award a penalty to Sergio Aguero just prior to Firmino’s 71st minute strike.

“They were not better than us. They found the net early and the second goal came from a penalty [to Aguero] they didn’t award,” Messi told reporters. “They [the officials] had booked a lot of bullsh*t, but they didn’t even check the VAR, that’s incredible.

“That happened all over the game. At the first glance of contact, they ruled in their [Brazil’s] favour and this kind of bullsh*t distracted us from the game. “There is no excuses for us, but we need to review this, analyse it and let’s hope CONMEBOL does something about it.

“I think we played a great game. We made a great effort and they were not superior to us.”

Argentina had 10 more shots at Brazilian goalkeeper Alisson than their opponents managed in attack (14-4) and struck the woodwork twice as they came agonisingly close to getting back into the contest. Aguero looped a header onto the crossbar with Alisson well-beaten in the first-half shortly after Jesus earned the lead and Messi slammed a shot into the post in the second period after Lautaro Martinez’s drive was blocked.

The Selecao took both of their chances clinically, only having four shots for the match, as Jesus and Firmino both side-footed into the net from close range after being teed up by the other.

Brazil will now host the winner of Wednesday’s semi-final between Chile and Peru in a final to be hosted on Sunday at the great Maracana Stadium. They will be aiming to win their first Copa America since triumphing in Venezuela during the 2007 edition.

Suffry suffry Mr Mikel ooo. All these MY PARTNER, MY QUEENS, MY LIVER, MY SUGAR, MY HONEY, MY STONE, MY EVERYTHING............. Hmmmm!!!!. I hope you remember to keep something that you will fall back on if anything goes wrong o... Because By the time weh devil go push all these Oyinbo people to deal with you, I pray your case will not be worse than Eboue's own oooooo!!!!
Me I don talk my own!!!!

See as the police and army guys siddon with strong face like Vandame making it look like say na them enter book haram enclave go rescue the girl.
meanwhile, if fit be say na only the girl escape and take leg waka go meet them o!!!
Them con siddon deh give one kain useless press conference.!!!!!
yeye people!!!

Oszy:
The way Buhari kept contesting for the position of presidency since 2003, ordinarily, one will think he is a man with the vision, desire to lead and deliver the country from travails with his master plan. What will Buhari be remembered for?

You hit the nail on the head o!!!! I am certain he would be remembered for so many things, but definitely not for good. !!!!!!

Godoverevery:
Good afternoon everyone ........

I posted a thread in may about my fiancée I helped with 100k to start a business and she couldn't produce the capital saying she lend her dad... just want give an update of things

I took majority of the people advise here and celebrate her birthday ....got her cake,wrist watch and celebrated it with my friends and hers at a lounge(paid all the bills).

So the following week I gave in to her pleading and sent her another 50k(she hasn't produce the previous 100k capital but still promised to produce it with time) to get new set of slippers to sell .....and the agreement was she will be sending the money to one of my accounts as she is selling and the capital will be there to reinvest.

This new week I asked why I haven't seen any money in the account.....she said she have sold but she wants some people to balance her to complete 20k and by Friday she will make d deposit.

On Friday I didn't see anything....asked her why didn't she send the money (dat was after bank closing hour)....she was like she wasn't feeling too well dat she told her friend to do the transfer but is not going and she has given her the cash ...... around past 9pm dat Friday she called me if I have seen the alert I said no......the next day she said the transfer wasn't going dat her friend tried it but it was failing so I felt pissed and told her straight she was lying (arguement broke out).

So I told her if she was telling the truth and have the cash with her I will come pick d cash myself today but to my surprise she has blocked me on whatapp and bar my number D's noon.

My friends here want us to go over to her place ..... cause a scene and get her arrested but I don't want to embarrass her parents or embarrass myself.
They are all on my neck rite now like dey ginger badly

...... honestly I don't no what to do.
Just want to know if the right thing is getting her arrested or just let go and move on.

The first 100k came with story. The second tranche of 50k did not fare better. Losing 150k to no other person than your fiancee without anything to show for it is disheartening. But My sincere advice bro is for you to let go and move on. There is no need to Carry out the threat of arresting her or embarrassing her. You are sure bigger and more matured than that!!!

Daughter keh!! This one be like im wifey naw!!!!!

It was another sad day for Lionel Messi on the international scene as his country Argentina lost to Colombia 2-0 in their opening game of the on going Copa America which is held in Brazil. After the game, Messi sends message to his teammates and the entire nation claiming there is no time for Argentina to complain after their shock loss to their first opponent in the tournament Colombia.

In the continuation of his reaction, the Barcelona captain believes the Albiceleste are still in control of their destiny after a disappointing loss in their tournament opener something most fans will slightly disagree due to how they played the game.

After an unexciting first half with both teams failing to find the net as tackles were just flying in,  Argentina went down after the break to two well taken goals by Colombia. Two substitutes got the goals for Carlos Queiroz led team. Roger Martinez opened the scoring with an unstoppable drive in the 72nd minute before substitute Duvan Zapata finished off a good team move with four minutes of the game remaining.

Despite the setback for Argentina in their first game, the Blaugrana’s forward still believes there is time for his country to turn things around in the tournament as he seeks for a first international title with Argentina.

“There are positives to come out of this, we are ready to accept the challenge that we have,” Messi said after the game. “There is no time to complain, we have to look ahead, we have to raise our heads and continue, there’s still a lot of the tournament left.

“They kept the ball well but didn’t create clear opportunities, but when we took a step forwards in the second half they scored a goal. “When we were playing at our best, they scored a great goal and it cost us.”

Messi also spoke on behalf of the Argentine squad claiming that his team will learn from the defeat, their first in regular time in the competition since going down do Brazil in 2007.

“We’ll take it as a lesson for the upcoming games. We continue to depend on ourselves. “It’s not easy to start with a loss, but if we beat Paraguay, we go back to a comfortable situation.”

The Albiceleste’s game against Paraguay is on June 19, and they finish their Group B campaign with a match against Copa America invitee, Qatar. Messi has seen his country advance to the final in the last two editions of the tournament. In each match they were defeated by Chile on penalties.

Ode man.!!!!!! You are warning them instead of swinging into action immediately to save your people!!!

baby124:
Commercial Capital

A beg, na how many industries deh for Abeokuta?

If Abeokuta is the industrial capital of the South West, what about Lagos?

danjumakolo:
U guys are are happier when naija soldiers are killed.But you are sad when BH infidels are killed,and that's y u term the confession of a Nigerian soldier a lie.

Oga forget propaganda. Nobody is happy because our soldiers are being killed Never!!!! But, then you and I know that the soldiers did not kill one boko haram let alone 700!! How did they arrive at that figure? Why can't they support it with pictures?

Daughter from hell!!!!

Jayslicky:
700 bokoharam men?
What kind of lie is this?

The news tire me sef. Another blood shed by the 700 resurrected book haram guys should be expected in a few days time. Bunch of liars!!!

davillian:
The way sim lock works
Once your sim is inserted in another phone it request a pin after failed pin it requires puk code which is on your sim pack. Every sim has puk code and once you input wrong code your sim gets blocked .

If I can still remember but on small phones(Nokia) use sim lock ( it has a default pin code that you can change) and once you insert that sim in another phone it request sim pin .

Thanks. it then means that each Sim has its lock pin it came with. Cos I went to my settings and tried to input some numbers so that I can set up my own sim lock pin, but it warned me that the phone might be blocked after two more attempts

davillian:
1) your sim card connected to your bank should be kept safe ( mine doesn't leave the house )
2) lock your sim card
3) once you loose your phone that contains your bank account sim. Block the acc immediately.
4) I have 1 ATM card and have 3 bank acc.
Only 1 account has ATM card and used for online payment etc.
I keep a minimum of 10k in the account with card.
I just transfer what I need to the account with ATM card from the account without ATM card .

Pls, how can one lock his sim card? Educate us more on this!!!

Moses Orimolade is of Cherubim and Seraphim and not Celestial church!!!
The university would probably be named Oshoffa university if it was owned by Celestial church!!!

decatalyst:
He should be sent to jail to send a message to miscreants and street urchins like him.


Nonsense and ingredients!

hahaha!!! You remember Eleyinmi the Chief of nonsense and ingredients in the now rested village headmaster!!!!

How does this one turns to embarrassment?

Time up oga Ambode and stop all these emotional talk!!!
Next time, you will learn to be humble, not to be too greedy and never to bite the fingers that fed you. Above all, fear God in all you do o!!!!. ( Remember the pastor you chased out of the church was never given the opportunity to address his followers.!!!!

starring:
Good day fellow Nairalanders

I met this girl last year July through a good friend, while I was oversees, we started e-dating and everything went smoothly although, we had series of misunderstandings during December last year but we resolved it afterwards

She called me and told me to me about a particular guy that comes to sleep at her room (she's still schooling), she said the guy was her cousin. I had to believe her because according to her, he is a cousin and I don't think they will be romantically involved in anyway.

The guy slept in my GF's room 3 different times that I'm aware of. He spent 5days the first time, the second time he spent close to a week, the third, he slept and left the following day. She told me each time the guy was visiting, this made me trust her and believed that the guy was her cousin.

My GF and I had a serious argument and misunderstanding this January, my girlfriend's brother had to step in and begged on her behalf. GF's brother and I spoke at length and I used that opportunity to ask my GF's bro about the guy my girlfriend introduced to me as her cousin.

Her brother told me they are not related by blood in any way, that they are JUST close family friends and nothing more and moreso, the guy in question once asked my gf out but due to the closeness of the family, my guy's mum playfully declined the request. Immidately he said this, my blood pressure increased, my heart beat increased 100x faster, one million and one thoughts ran through my head.

Though, I once asked her why the cousin always come to her room and stay longer period of days before leaving, the answer she gave me was that the guy is a serving corps member and whenever he wants to visit his family, he branches to her place and spend some time with her before going home (when I was in Nigeria, I do visit my cousins and spend time with them before leaving so I had no issues with the guy coming over if truly they are related)

To cut the long story short, I asked her about the true identity of the guy, she told me the truth and she swore that they did nothing during her so called 'cousin' numerous sleepovers in her room. I forgave her for lying to me and we moved on.

I got back to Nigeria last month and a source disclosed to me that my GF and her 'cousin' had sex more than five different occasions. (I don't want to reveal my source, my gf is an active nairalander)

I called her and told her about what I heard. She denied at first but later told me that they had sex 4 different times while I was away. (I'm dead sure it must be more than 4 times) She said they made out when we had issues during the December time. If this is true, they had sex 4 DIFFERENT OCCASIONS within the space of 31 days. (if not more than 10 times sef)

I'm so devastated right now. We saw over the weekend, she wasn't feeling too well, I picked her from her school to the school hospital and later brought to my house. She spent the night at my place and begged me all through the night for me to forgive her and that she is truly sorry for the pain she caused me, she also begged in the car with tears and mucus all over her face while I was dropping her off to her place. She said she is a changed person and that her life will be meaningless if I leave and that everybody deserves a second chance.

I honestly don't know what to do at this juncture. I don't tolerate infidelity of any kind more reason why I'm straightforward and loyal to her. I told her I have forgiven her because she wouldn''t leave my car if I don't forgive her. She kept crying and crying making passers-by wonder if I'm trying to kidnap her or something, I felt uncomfortable with the whole situation. The truth is that my heart is far from her the very moment she admitted to having sex with the guy while in a relationship with me. I find it highly disturbing.

How do I leave her without making her hurt herself because she may get herself killed once it's obvious that i am gone for good and secondly, if truly she's changed, is her sin really forgivable and forgettable?

Bro. forget all the crying and acting. That babe no be your own.!!!! And please, get this into your head. She can't commit suicide cos you are dumping her. Period!!!!!

If wishes were horses!!!!/!

Only sixteen years since he first won an election, he's politically finished; stranded with no allies- except for Dino Melaye.


When he became a senator after a two-term tenure as governor of Kwara State, Olubukola Saraki had just defeated the toughest opponent of his political career- his own father. The late Olusola Saraki, known as Baba Oloye in Ilorin where he held court like a medieval monarch, was publicly humiliated by his son who took every lesson he had learned since childhood and used it against his own family. If anybody cried for him after he lost his Senate seat in last Saturday’s election, it would have been associates like Dino Melaye. He certainly got no tears from his own family, the so-called-but-now-extinct Saraki dynasty.

By the time Saraki Senior died a year after his son essentially ended his political career, he was a broken man whose body had been ravaged by five years of cancer and worse still, aware of the fact that his two oldest children, Bukola and Gbemi may never speak to each other again.

Rumour has it that Baba Oloye placed a curse on ‘Bukola in 2011 after the outgoing governor insisted on re-routing their family process. Saraki was a kingmaker; since his Senate tenure ended with Buhari’s 1983 coup, he had been instrumental in appointing who became what in Kwara State. By 2003, he had decided that it was time for his son to become governor and for his daughter to become Senator. His plan was to reverse the roles at the end of the term- Bukola a Senator and Gbemi, the first female governor of the state. But by then, the son had become the father of the man and he defied his father.

2011 saw Bukola not only winning his election to the 7th Senate, but his friend Abdulfatah Ahmed also replaced him as governor while his sister and father came third through their newly formed party, in the gubernatorial elections. Legend has it that the elder Saraki cursed the younger Saraki thus: “As you have disgraced me, you will be disgraced out of politics.” There’s no proof that that actually happened, but the loss of Olubukola Saraki at Saturday’s polls leads credence to the fact that although he may have positioned himself as a political stalwart of sorts, he definitely is not his father.


Bukola Saraki never hid his lofty ambitions. Political ambition is one thing, political savvy is another. When he knocked off the structure on which his father had built in Kwara since the ’80s, he must have thought he had acquired the latter. And it looked like he had. Unshackled by his father’s large shadow, he collaborated with the all-conquering APC which ended sixteen years of PDP rule. Of course, he had his own clout- Kwara State delivered three hundred thousand votes for President Buhari, not to talk of billions of naira in campaign funds, and won all nine national assembly seats.

However no sooner than he had made new friends that he outmanoeuvred them (or so it seemed). He wasn’t the preferred choice as Senate President but here he was, no longer the fresh-faced London trained doctor he had been when he started politics in 2003 and euphoric from his recent political patricide; he defied the party hierarchy and pretty much installed himself as the third highest-ranking public officer. Baba Oloye would not have played it like that. Whilst he pretty much had the final say in his lifetime, he made a big show of consulting with his followers. Every group was listened to and when it seemed as if they wouldn’t get their desires at that time, they were placated with something else. It wasn’t for nothing that his Ile Arugbo home was besieged daily by the party faithfuls. He was their father, end of.

Bukola burnt bridges at every step of his political career. Before his father died, he had said that Gbemi was in fact, his successor, not his first son- a sentiment echoed by another Saraki sibling, Laolu in 2015. It was his collaboration with Tinubu and Buhari that was supposed to mark his independence from his father. Rather, before the ink was dry he had jumped ship. He abandoned the APC and returned to the PDP. As he struggled to fight off the onslaught from the executive, he also was angling himself for a 2019 run for the presidency. That would have been poetic, wouldn’t it? President Olubukola Saraki!!!!!

Except that a more experienced politician, Atiku Abubakar was also interested in the office. It was his own ambition that saw him fall out with his principal, Olusegun Obasanjo during their term. It had also taken him to the APC only to lose to Buhari at the primaries. At 72, this is was his final chance to try to win an election, a dream he had first had twenty-five years ago. Bukola lost at the PDP primaries and – going by some of the photos from the Atiku campaign, reluctantly- threw himself into working to get Atiku elected. As he did this, he took his eye off the simmering pot of chaos that had been brewing back at home.

For a few years now, egged on by the memory of how he betrayed his father and his own rumoured highhandedness; local Kwara politicians had been planning on detaching themselves from the dynasty Bukola was building. There was nothing to gain from his own power play, nor were they going to benefit anything from an Atiku presidency. In the hinterland twinged Yoruba of the Ilorin people, “O to ge!” became the chant that called for the end of the Saraki hold on Kwara. Except that, it was he that they wanted gone- sister, Gbemi Saraki had joined Buhari campaign. Everywhere you went in the state, the cries of “O to ge, ole!” rent the air, the defiance of the people solidified by the determination to see the back of him. Enough was enough. As he hurriedly departed Ilorin after the Saturday elections, dozens of his kinsmen raced after his convoy across the airport tarmac, flinging their insults with along Quranic verses.

Like a man whose sacrifice was rejected by the gods, he should have known that the end was near. Only a few months after his term began in 2015, he was publicly shamed at a prayer ground in Ilorin by the same people he had governed just four years prior. It didn’t matter that it was a holy occasion, congregants began shouting “Ole, Ole, thief…” So it turned into pandemonium, stones and sachets of pure water was flung at him.

Bizarrely, for someone who would go back to seek the votes of these people, he never went back to make amends. After all, this is Nigeria where any and all sins can and will be forgiven. Rather, he hedged his bets on the Atiku wave and expected presidency; extreme naivete if ever there was one. Now, only sixteen years since he first won an election, he’s politically finished; stranded with no allies- except for Dino Melaye who won his own election and would be heading back to the Senate.

Baba Oloye would never.

nameo:
Nope....it is APC

Oh! Thanks for the update. Guess I was mixing facts up!!!!

nameo:
Yes, it will really "shock" people.

Lolz.

NB: APC will likely win only one state the PDP won in 2015(Gombe) whilst PDP would win at least between 3-5 new states from what Apc won in 2015(i.e amongst any of the following: Oyo, Kano, Benue Sokoto, Imo, Bauchi, Plateau).

I can now see how the election will really shock people

What about Jigawa state that APC has already taken. Is that not a PDP state?

hisexcellency34:
Thank you Ondo man.. why not just handover to him tomorrow? That May 29 seems like eternity

My brother ehn!!!! The Ambode guy no kukuma do anything since he lost the primaries.. Bad roads every where....

daddytime:
Another potential Saraki family loading....

It's often the same story in Nigeria nationwide..

My brother. You just read my mind!!!! When will Nigeria be free from all these sef!!!!!!!

StOla:
This is a landslide.

The arrogant backbones have disappointed Agbaje one again.

But will Olympian Agbaje contest again after 4yrs in obscurity?

If you ask me, Na who I go ask?!!!!!!!

Sanwo-Olu leading Agbaje with 353,287 votes in 14 councils
Praise Olowe 48 mins ago
The Governorship candidate of the People`s Democratic Party (PDP) in Lagos State, Mr Jimi Agbaje is coming a distant second to the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu in the results announced so far.
Sanwo-Olu is leading with wide margins in 14 local governments declared by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
Sanwo-Olu floored his rival, Agbaje in Lagos Island, Lagos Mainland, Epe, Ikeja, Ikorodu, Amuwo-Odofin, Ibeju-Lekki, Agege, Apapa, Somolu, Eti-Osa, Oshodi-Isolo, Mushin and Kosofe.
The APC flag bearer scored 481,946 votes, Agbaje had 128,659 votes.
With this, Agbaje is trailing Sanwo-Olu by 353,287 votes.
The remaining six local governments are Surulere, Badagry, Ojo, Alimosho, Ifako-Ijaye and Ajeromi-Ifelodun .