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policegulder!!!!!!

Your school may be owing if the registered candidates are less than 25. So link up with your school to know the true position

This attention seeking MURIC professor abi na processor just wan create im own problem sha. Always crying Wolf where there is none. He must be a great ENEMY OF PEACE!!!!!!!!!

thesicilian:
If he doesn't bother you, he's getting it from somewhere else.

You are very much on point.

Get accolades with Mr fantastic, Mr cocastic and Mrs tolotolo! Oga, I beg pass go sleep for one corner joor

SamoaUmaga:
We saw d fraud Amosun Constructed as pyramid in Oyo

hmmmm! AMOSUN FOR OYO? You sure say you deh for Nigeria!!!!

SamuelAnyawu:
Defecting to ACN? Guy are you a Nigerian? Try to get your facts before rushing down here brother

Don't mind the guy joor. Half baked journalist without facts!!!

NuclearWinter:
That uncouth shrine sacrifice by the name Oshuomole has called for Saraki and Dogaro to step down as SP and speaker respectively citing their defections as reasons why they must step down.

Why then did Oshiomole not step down as Governor of Edo state after defecting to the ACN?

Oshiomole contested and lost at the polls under the Labour party ticket and his mandate was only restored after a court ruling. Oshiomole will later decamp less than a year in office to the ACN.

Why then is he now calling for Saraki and Dogaro to step down?

Pls, get your facts right. Oshiomole did not contest on the platform of labour party. Rather, he crossed from labour to ACN before the election.

He should also remember to quit his position as the senate President o. Abi he wan eat im cake and have it back ni!

KendrickAyomide:
chei see fine Girl o.. May thunder strike and burn all police men and women in the Whole Federation in Jesus name Amen.

Amen o!!!!!!!! and send all of them to everlasting FIRE.

“There was corruption in Nigeria when Awolowo built Cocoa House, TV station and the first university in Africa
There was corruption in Nigeria when IBB built Third Mainland Bridge, built Aso Rock, National Assembly Complex, turned Abuja into our Federal capital territory.
There was corruption in Nigeria when Obasanjo brought Gsm, banking reform, police reform, civil defence, There was corruption in Nigeria when Jonathan introduced BVN and PVC, built 12 new federal universities, revamped railway lines, made Our economy fastest growing in Africa & third in the world.
If anyone tells you the reason Buhari is not working is that he inherited corruption, tell them great leaders don’t blame people and events for their failures. They simply accept responsibility and move on. Ask them, what has Buhari done after all the fake promise of fixing power in 6wks, reducing pump price to #45 naira, making N1 equal to a $ 1, stopping Boko Haram etc. It’s a shame.
The inferno truth is, corruption started from heaven when Satan violated a privilege given him. That never stopped God’s works.
He waited for God to create man and brought his lawlessness and corruption into the garden of Eden.
God wasn’t moved. He introduced a redemption plan; The Savior was born, sadly, Judas Iscariot was there.
Not discouraged yet, He gave us God the Holy Spirit.
Yet, great leaders don’t blame people and events for their failures. They simply accept responsibility and move on.”
At this time and age, Nigeria need great minds
We need Leaders with ideas and conscience. – @Hope For Nigeria

*AN ONLINE STORY.*

I COULD HAVE DIED ON MY WAY TO DUBAI a few days ago but God used my elder brother(a pharmacist) to save my life.

I prepared watermelon 24 hours before I left Nigeria for Dubai.

I kept the watermelon in the fridge overnight but there was no regular electricity to power the refrigerator.
The watermelon was to be my lunch at the airport. The fruit was in good condition when I left home for the airport.

I got to the airport, checked in and sat somewhere to eat my lunch.
The trouble started few hours after the plane took off. I became uncomfortable. My stomach was very hot and I got the first symptom of food poisoning.

I checked my bag several times for flagyl(metronidazole) but couldn't find it. My elder brother who is a pharmacist told me several years ago that I must never leave my house without metronidazole especially when travelling because food poisoning can happen anytime and it kills faster than anything.

He told me metronidazole (flagyl) is the most important thing after taking my international passport.
We lost a Nigerian minister to food poisoning on his way back to the country sometimes ago.
A friend lost her husband to food poisoning when he went for Hajj so I know how important a medication that is cheaper than 500 naira can save a soul.

I became very worried when I couldn't find the flagyl. I started asking the cabin crew for water but the problem became deadlier per second.

I told them I needed a medication to fight food poisoning but they had none. I started stooling and the urge to throw up became very strong. I was on my way back to the rest room when I lost my balance.

I fell down, was farting uncontrollably and needed to use the toilet. I couldn't stand up. They had to place me on oxygen.
That was when I remember that whenever I'm looking for something and couldn't find it, all I need to do is to take a deep and think more.

So I started shouting and begging the cabin crew to,,,,PLEASE, GET ME MY BAG which they did.
I asked one of them to turn the bag upside down and to the glory of God the flagyl was there on the floor.

I quickly asked for water and took 800mg of metronidazole instead of 400mg. It works like magic. The storm calmed and the battle was over in less than 15mins.

I made sure I didn't eat anything till I got to my destination. It was a day I won't forget in a hurry.
I have been in London for 2 days now,,,,, and l still find it difficult to use the toilet because I took an overdose of metronidazole.
I will have to take cucumber throughout today to take care of constipation.

Dear friends, Please,make sure you have flagyl with you whenever you're travelling.[color=]*AN ONLINE STORY.*

I COULD HAVE DIED ON MY WAY TO DUBAI a few days ago but God used my elder brother(a pharmacist) to save my life.

I prepared watermelon 24 hours before I left Nigeria for Dubai.

I kept the watermelon in the fridge overnight but there was no regular electricity to power the refrigerator.
The watermelon was to be my lunch at the airport. The fruit was in good condition when I left home for the airport.

I got to the airport, checked in and sat somewhere to eat my lunch.
The trouble started few hours after the plane took off. I became uncomfortable. My stomach was very hot and I got the first symptom of food poisoning.

I checked my bag several times for flagyl(metronidazole) but couldn't find it. My elder brother who is a pharmacist told me several years ago that I must never leave my house without metronidazole especially when travelling because food poisoning can happen anytime and it kills faster than anything.

He told me metronidazole (flagyl) is the most important thing after taking my international passport.
We lost a Nigerian minister to food poisoning on his way back to the country sometimes ago.
A friend lost her husband to food poisoning when he went for Hajj so I know how important a medication that is cheaper than 500 naira can save a soul.

I became very worried when I couldn't find the flagyl. I started asking the cabin crew for water but the problem became deadlier per second.

I told them I needed a medication to fight food poisoning but they had none. I started stooling and the urge to throw up became very strong. I was on my way back to the rest room when I lost my balance.

I fell down, was farting uncontrollably and needed to use the toilet. I couldn't stand up. They had to place me on oxygen.
That was when I remember that whenever I'm looking for something and couldn't find it, all I need to do is to take a deep and think more.

So I started shouting and begging the cabin crew to,,,,PLEASE, GET ME MY BAG which they did.
I asked one of them to turn the bag upside down and to the glory of God the flagyl was there on the floor.

I quickly asked for water and took 800mg of metronidazole instead of 400mg. It works like magic. The storm calmed and the battle was over in less than 15mins.

I made sure I didn't eat anything till I got to my destination. It was a day I won't forget in a hurry.
I have been in London for 2 days now,,,,, and l still find it difficult to use the toilet because I took an overdose of metronidazole.
I will have to take cucumber throughout today to take care of constipation.

Dear friends, Please,make sure you have flagyl with you whenever you're travelling.[/color]*AN ONLINE STORY.*

I COULD HAVE DIED ON MY WAY TO DUBAI a few days ago but God used my elder brother(a pharmacist) to save my life.

I prepared watermelon 24 hours before I left Nigeria for Dubai.

I kept the watermelon in the fridge overnight but there was no regular electricity to power the refrigerator.
The watermelon was to be my lunch at the airport. The fruit was in good condition when I left home for the airport.

I got to the airport, checked in and sat somewhere to eat my lunch.
The trouble started few hours after the plane took off. I became uncomfortable. My stomach was very hot and I got the first symptom of food poisoning.

I checked my bag several times for flagyl(metronidazole) but couldn't find it. My elder brother who is a pharmacist told me several years ago that I must never leave my house without metronidazole especially when travelling because food poisoning can happen anytime and it kills faster than anything.

He told me metronidazole (flagyl) is the most important thing after taking my international passport.
We lost a Nigerian minister to food poisoning on his way back to the country sometimes ago.
A friend lost her husband to food poisoning when he went for Hajj so I know how important a medication that is cheaper than 500 naira can save a soul.

I became very worried when I couldn't find the flagyl. I started asking the cabin crew for water but the problem became deadlier per second.

I told them I needed a medication to fight food poisoning but they had none. I started stooling and the urge to throw up became very strong. I was on my way back to the rest room when I lost my balance.

I fell down, was farting uncontrollably and needed to use the toilet. I couldn't stand up. They had to place me on oxygen.
That was when I remember that whenever I'm looking for something and couldn't find it, all I need to do is to take a deep and think more.

So I started shouting and begging the cabin crew to,,,,PLEASE, GET ME MY BAG which they did.
I asked one of them to turn the bag upside down and to the glory of God the flagyl was there on the floor.

I quickly asked for water and took 800mg of metronidazole instead of 400mg. It works like magic. The storm calmed and the battle was over in less than 15mins.

I made sure I didn't eat anything till I got to my destination. It was a day I won't forget in a hurry.
I have been in London for 2 days now,,,,, and l still find it difficult to use the toilet because I took an overdose of metronidazole.
I will have to take cucumber throughout today to take care of constipation.

Dear friends, Please,make sure you have flagyl with you whenever you're travelling.

middlebeltboy:
Mr snitch, you are inconsequential. kindly use the remaining time you have to comb your hair

Abi o!!

The former National Legal Adviser of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Muiz Banire, on Thursday covertly sent strong word to his erstwhile political principal in Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, whose loyal senators in the National Assembly opposed his confirmation by the Senate for his appointment as Chairman of the Assets Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON). Banire unequivocally cautioned that no dynasty or empire lasts forever.
President Muhammadu Buhari had nominated and communicated to the Senate for confirmation the appointment, Muiz Banire SAN which was read to the senate by Senate President Bukaola Saraki at the Tuesday sitting.
Solomon Adeola, representing Lagos West Senatorial District, presented a petition signed by two other senators from Lagos State, Funmilayo Tinubu and Gbenga Ashafa, against Banire’s nomination, demanding the Senate to turn down the nomination of the President.
Muiz Banire chided the Lagos Senators for opposing his nomination for appointment by the President as Chairman of the Assets Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON), ridiculing that unlike them, he does not need a political job to survive.
National Daily gathered that Banire had argued that his nomination is not a quota appointment or allocation of Lagos State that requires special approval of the senators, adding that he was nominated as a Nigerian because the President has a lot of confidence in him.
Banire declared: “In the first place, let me recognize the constitutional right of the three senators to express their views without hindrance. It is part of the democratic tenets we all cherish and strive to protect at all time.
“Equally, because of the respect I have for the offices of the senators, I will not join issues with them, particularly when it has become traditional and conventional for them to be objectors on occasions such as this.
“All I can say is that I wish them well and remind them that no dynasty or empire lasts forever. Whatever has a beginning will have an end.
“However, it is necessary to point out to interested or concerned members of the Nigerian citizenry that my nomination in the first place is not a quota appointment (as the three politicians and distinguished senators may have wrongly perceived) requiring their special approval to deal with.
“I was nominated simply as a Nigerian in whom the appointer has a lot of confidence and who is prepared to give his all in service of his fatherland.
“Beyond the above, let me also state clearly that I am blessed with so many alternative contact addresses and consequently, do not desperately need a political job to survive.
“It is those who are professional politicians and whose survival depends on such that can be so threatened. Here I am, a professional in politics.
“Of course, if this is a continuation of the consistent harassment, intimidation and threat to gag my advocacy for good governance and the rule of law, the effect unfortunately is otherwise.
“It strengthens me further and makes me resolute in my crusade. I shall continue to interrogate and agitate issues of good governance and rule of law, regardless of whose ox is gored.
“I am already demonstrating through my activities and engagements in several other spheres that I do not need to occupy a public office to add value to our community and nation.
“My relevance does not lie in public office or wealth. I have said it that I will continue to challenge the warped order till the ultimate change comes, sooner than later.
“Finally, let me equally apologise to those who feel I am not submissive to worshiping them. It is not my making but the covenant I have with my God, to whom all power belongs. They should bear with me as I am incapacitated in this regard.”
The three senators are products of the Tinubu dynasty in Lagos. Banire has been having running battle with the dynasty over the years, and is tainted as a member of the Abuja Forces perceived to be battling to dismantle the home dynasty in the south west.

you sure say no be expo and exam runs this twitter doctor take pass biology for sec school so!!!!

trendymarseey:
What about those held? Can they also pay a visit to Ogba?

Absolutely NO. Waec may still release WITHHELD RESULTS after ascertaining that the candidate (s) did not participate in any form of malpractice. This may take up to three months. However, " HELD RESULTS " are never released cos of malpractices.

2). If you registered less than 25 candidates, then don't expect any results. If that is the case, quickly pay a visit to Waec office at Ogba and pay a surcharge of #30,000 . Then your results can be released. I also noticed that Google chrome is better checking the results than Mozilla or explorer
I strongly don't think their results are withheld. Such results come with either " HELD OR WITHHELD " written against each subject enrolled by the students. I hope this helps. Good luck to your students

Now let us do it this way.
1). Did you change the "private candidates to " SCHOOL CANDIDATES ", If no go back and effect the change. I am sure it will work

pafo:
Contrary to popular belief; the world does not revolve around a pussy.

Not all of us are pervs and the thing sef nor be food.

And nor be say e deh vomit money for person or make person richer after the show......

Rossikki:
Will they include that open gutter in their "rehabilitation"? Will they cover it and build a sidewalk there as happens in normal countries with sensible people?

sensible people?Noooo...... With sensible LEADERS!!!!!!!!

so, because no policeman stopped you while travelling means all the accusations against SARS is untrue. No problem sha. All I know is that one day, their excessiveness and brutality will hit you when and where you least expect. For now, enjoy it while it last and keep defending them. Onura!!!!!!!

Toks2008:
What if Nigeria comes second and Argentina qualifies as best loser?

Abi best loser no dey again? Me I'm not a football person o..

No more best loser. na only first and second placed teams deh enter second round

Hmmmm! Wetin person no go hear or see for naija! police PRO now the mouthpiece of davido and girlfriend, food, love, etc. is this part of her beats? anyways, Wetin I know. money fit don exchange pockets. But this is actually absurd!

FAKE CERTIFICATE!!!!!!!!! Waec does not include the F9 grade in her certificate. Every one should note please!

Oga, there is no basis for comparison here. To make matters worse, you can be boasting about how you are a graduate, yet you find it difficult to analyze simple situations. The fact that you are a Muslim does not give you the right to feed the public with trash. Imagine comparing HUMAN LIFE to ordinary piece of cloth. Tufiakpa

nwakibie3:
The officer in charge of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Saki unit, in Oyo State Police Command, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, was, on Tuesday night, macheted to death by Fulani herdsmen during an operation in a forest on Saki-Ogbooro road, in Oke-Ogun area of the state.

The police authorities in the state confirmed the killing.


http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/breaking-fulani-herdsmen-kill-sars-boss-oyo/

nwakibie3:
The officer in charge of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Saki unit, in Oyo State Police Command, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, was, on Tuesday night, macheted to death by Fulani herdsmen during an operation in a forest on Saki-Ogbooro road, in Oke-Ogun area of the state.

The police authorities in the state confirmed the killing.


http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/breaking-fulani-herdsmen-kill-sars-boss-oyo/

nwakibie3:
The officer in charge of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Saki unit, in Oyo State Police Command, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, was, on Tuesday night, macheted to death by Fulani herdsmen during an operation in a forest on Sak
i-Ogbooro road, in Oke-Ogun area of the state.

The police authorities in the state confirmed the killing.


http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/breaking-fulani-herdsmen-kill-sars-boss-oyo/

perhaps this will make the powers that be to wake up from their slumber and deal with this herdsmen issue once and for all. Rest in Peace to the dead

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LifestyleTonite:
BBNaija 2017 star, Uriel looks amazing in the below photos she shared on IG.

The reality tv star took the opportuniy to show the world that she's armed with awesomely thick thighs.


We hope the World Boxing Heavyweight Champion, Anthony Joshua is taking note.

http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/01/see-thick-thighs-uriel-new-photos.html

LifestyleTonite:
BBNaija 2017 star, Uriel looks amazing in the below photos she shared on IG.

The reality tv star took the opportuniy to show the world that she's armed with awesomely thick thighs.


We hope the World Boxing Heavyweight Champion, Anthony Joshua is taking note.

http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/01/see-thick-thighs-uriel-new-photos.html