₦airaland Forum

Olatomiwami:
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Omo atohun rinwa,continue with your folly,i no blame u,nah Ikpeazu caused it,that exchange your destiny with kerosene and turn you to refugee after turning your state to glorified village

Daft, I have no business with Ikpeazu the kerosene governor. You can look at my next comment on this same thread, werey.

Naajjii:
You sounded like one of them , am sure you grew up around that area because you got their characteristics

Sorry never been to the East and I won't want to go there.

Naajjii:
You are not from Niger Delta, you are Igbo living there, Real Niger Deltans like Ibibio,Ijaw,Efik etc dont act like you . You are an Nyamiri man or Nyamiri related.

As funny as it sounds, I won't argue with you on being Niger Deltan or not but I am certain you do no hate the Igbos more than I do. People's attitude are not based on where they are from or what they believe.

This should be the funniest thing I saw on the internet yesterday, the man was even funnier by saying "he was not interested in world domination".

BAT should be allowed to do the Lagos magic in Nigeria.

RedPhoenix:
Tale of two thieves

Bravo, this is the appropriate topic for this thread.

That's what people have failed to understand, a parody account was responsible for that tweet and they want an innocent person to pay for it.

SilverNorGold:
.. Only God can help Nigeria. Everyone knows that Nigeria is being punished by God for all the evil being perpetuated on our soil.. Rape, murder, Corruption, Ritual Killings, Abortion, Blasphemy, Bigotry, Hate, Greed, Civil Disobedience, Yahoo Yahoo/Fraud, Adultery, Fornication, etc.. are some of the reasons God is punishing us..

Unless we repent and ask for mercy, no amount of military action can save Nigeria.. So the proper thing to do is seek the face of God.. But that's after we must have repented and asked God for forgiveness..

On this note, I urge the government to declare 1 month fasting and prayer, while all Nigerians should be ordered to tear their clothes and put on sackcloth and ashes as we lament and confess our sins.. And ask God for mercy.. Once this is done, the glory of Nigeria will be returned..

May God help and heal Nigeria.

I wanted to dish out a serious reply but this is extremely funny.

Yenefer:
Useless military

Yenefer my Yenefer , how people change.

ibietela2:
The country is not working o
We just dey one place

The country is heading for the inevitable though, its just a matter of when. When that day comes the North will be like "a dronwing man trying to pull down his saviour with him to the bottom of the sea". I only hope the South, the East, and the West will stand their ground until the end.

Naajjii:
From your comment i know you are nyamiri person.Never fail to find humor in people being killed hear yourself.

Pele o, keep looking for who is Nyamiri or not until you get killed and I would have another reason to laugh. Don't look for solutions to the issues you are facing, keep playing a fool's right hand man on the Internet.

Note: I am from the Niger Delta, so you are very wrong.

ibietela2:
They should just separate us peacefully

Maybe that would bring the much-needed reforms we desire but I bet the North will let us walk away without a fight.

GOVERNMENT2:
YEAH HE DON DEY USE STYLE DEY AVOID SOME THREAD

Either the guy don dey feel am or last last sense don enter him head.

mar1juana:
It's already a tradition over there

I guess so too

Henryfortune:
...Our own armies have been compromised. ..insecurity in Nigeria is now a big business political class cash out big time ....for the military officer, if a soldier dies they make profit from sales of his cofew and purchase of new guns and if he is a life they still make money from his monthly allowances so you see this things us why the fight will last for anothe 30 yrs

That's solely the business of those in power because I have seen to an extent that I can effect little or no change.

GOVERNMENT2:
EVEN MALLAM HELINUES DON DEY POP CHAMPAGNE ALREADY

the guy don dey wise up

uptimum123:
You are a born troll...All I have to do is ignore your stupidity cause it's in your DNA

Look at this foolish fellow, you had the guts to reply a comment posted by me when it wasn't directed at you earlier on and now call gather the "moral" to call me a troll. You must are clearly deluded, oh well this is the last I would reply you on this platform.

uptimum123:
From the injury on the first two people that was interviewed,it's quite obvious it was not the shootings from the Soldiers. An AK-47 riffle would have done more damage than that. So it's safe to say the shots was from their cohorts trying to retaliate by shooting at the soldier's.

To the lady that claimed she lost her brother to the Lekki toll gate shooting, may his soul rest in perfect peace.

I'm sure her case will be part of what would be looked at by Judicial Panel in Lagos to see if her claim was true and if it was actually the soldier's that shot him.

All evil doers will surely pay for their sins

Clown, you are always in a haste to disgrace yourself. You are already old and should be preparing for your death.

Finally

This is why I will never fail to find humor, when things go wrong in the North. The people are the cause of their own problems and have found it difficult to accept change, or help. I guess we should allow them dance to the tune of the music they love.

helinues:
You see..

Southerners should mind their business and let northerners settle their internal affairs.

Imagine this kind of yeye talk.

When they are ready to stop the killing, they should let us know

the people do not need liberation or our intrusion into their affairs honestly, they like the way things are.

ogododo:
Like one Mr. Igbokwe wey de compare a bag of rice in USA to obodo Naija

That one no get sense jare, na so another one dey talk say wetin Americans fit use $1 buy but Nigerians go use N500 ($1 = N500) take chop bellefull. Mumu no understand say $500 na him suppose use compare am, on top that one the man come dey Buhari thank you.

Karleb:
It's actually a goodWagon.

GeoAfrikana:
There's something called civic responsibility in social studies.

Everyone has their role to play. Are you playing yours?

Why not I follow all laid down rules and pay my tax? So, why can't the government keep their own of the bargain by providing the basic needs of the society?

uptimum123:
Oga shut that your stinking mouth

Lol, you certainly want to me to notice that you aren't dead yet. So, what can I do for you sicko?

Sanchez01:
Somewhere in June, I declined a United Nations' offer of working as a Journalist/photographer abroad and I became a 'fool' in the eyes of people for not grabbing the opportunity. I have never considered travelling abroad though, and settling there for me is a big NO NO. Okay, maybe I could for my honeymoon, should I get married, that is.

But on a more serious note, I have never fancied travelling abroad, largely because of the way most Nigerians idolize 'porting' to some so-called greener pastures when most of them have little or no sound educational background. I became the topic among some of my friends simply because I turned down a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Call me a bushman with a weird ideology. I believe whoever is capable of making it in Nigeria can do so anywhere in the world. Moreso, I believe I have a fair share to contribute to the growth of Nigeria rather than invest my energy in some other countries.

Few days ago, while I went for a haircut at a salon, my baby sister called to tell me of one of her friends who had sold all his properties to travel abroad, all in a bid to make it big. According to my baby sis, he had planned on going to Spain but failed after the boat he boarded capsized somewhere in Algeria or Morocco.

This was a young man who was good at what he does. I felt bitter at the salon and somehow I kept muttering to myself how a promising young guy as myself would choose to end his own life all in the name of travelling abroad.

Somehow, my words became the basis of a debate between myself and some guys at the salon. Unfortunately, I stood no chance as the odds was six guys to one.

The six who debated with me had one thing in common; they would sacrifice just anything to travel out of the country, even when it is certain that what would greet them over there remains unknown.

They complained of how backward Nigeria is and how other countries are doing fine, even South Africa!

One of them said, he knows he would end up taking care of the old folks and cleaning their poos wouldn't be a bother to him.

It was obvious I lost the debate in the midst of youths who think of nothing but living on the streets of Harlem and London with little or no plans.

Please understand that I'm not saying travelling abroad is bad. But must it be the last resort simply because you are hungry or jobless? Must it be the only idea in one's head when you are hardly educated

I could remember asking one of the guys at the salon a particular question; 'you claim the country is bad, if we all run abroad, who will fix Nigeria for us?' His response was quite shocking and unbelievable; 'see, Mr Nigeria, I don't care. My own be say make I just comot, no look back again. To sleep gutter for yankee better pass our own gutter.' I didn't find it funny at all. I thought about his statement after leaving the salon and it was obvious that most Nigerian youths would gladly jump at the thought of travelling abroad when they have no skills or talents to sustain themselves.

If we all think of leaving the remains of Nigeria behind just because she is bad, question is; who will repair what is left of her

Most countries all over the world will have Nigerians to thank for their growth and economy. Yet, ours still stay the way it is. It is high time we understood that life itself is not a unicorn on a rainbow. If you cannot make it in Nigeria, you may never make it elsewhere in the world.

It's actually funny to see that writer of this piece has joined the bandwagon of those wanting to leave Nigeria. There is a probability that out the 170 people who liked that post, a large chunk would have relocated abroad.

ogododo:
Na so we be

some people for the country their matter tire me.

youngRx:
I'd put on a longing smile and say:

"it's summer all year round. the sun shines so brightly it lightens up your mood.

You could attend a party uninvited and have your bellyful of food. No resentment; No shame; no judgement.

There's a deep sense of community. you're automatically your neighbor's keeper. it's your duty to check if James the okada rider who lived next door has woken up or not; or if Mama Titi and her kids, who live just behind your house, have returned from their trip to the village.

the people are resilient, persistent and hell bent to succeed; and their sense of humor is second to none. they joke about any and everything. it's what keeps them going. it's how they survive".

Oh my, I haven't read something of this nature in a long while. You should comment regularly, this is a masterpiece.