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Pidginwhisper:
This one dey find Olosho

Lol...maybe he is abroad. The girls when dey abroad own make sense. E no easy for correct girl to swipe you abroad o (even on fine boy things), though my match list long like tissue paper, but some of my not so good looking guys hardly get matched. LOOKS is everything on Tinder for Oyibo girls. But that one no guarantee you Bleep o...it only gets you a match!

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] ugly men and their ways of meeting women


If you're a fine guy, use fine pictures on facebook and instagram, girls will come after u, beautiful girls are very bold, they will msg u and start a conversation, only a desperate mulele will be using baddo and tinder dem, wetin person like rihanna go dey find for tinder [/color]

WHO EVER OR WHAT EVER YOU ARE, I AM BETTER LOOKING THAN EVERYBODY IN YOUR VILLAGE, TOWN, STATE!
I am also young and rich!

The difference between me and you ''kids'' is that I am not jobless to be rigmaroling Facebook and Instagram looking for girls, Bleep NO!!

lafflaff123:
Abeg how do i register?

Just download the app...but Nigerian girls no get joy. The app is really cool abroad...at most you pay for her food..if you eat out, nothing more. You are better off going to a brothel if you are in Niger.

I have been using the popular Tinder dating app from time to time, (because I travel often) for quite some years now, the app comes in handy when one is in new environs and wants to pick up girls very fast. In places like the U.S.A and Europe, this app is a soul saver as one is bound to meet a girl/guy who wants to get laid or in recent times, who wants a serious relationship. This is not the case however in Nigeria.

I use the Tinder plus (paid) so I enjoy some other privileges that free users do not. Recently I was waiting for a girl I met on Tinder in my Hotel room in Vienna, I was playing with my phone and it occurred to me that I had never tried the Nigerian locality on Tinder. I changed my location to Nigeria and started swiping.
Omo the girls and their profiles are not smiling, they practically all have raunchy almost naked pictures, most have their phone numbers for immediate contact, they offer massaging services and are strictly for hook-up. Now thats supposed to be a good thing right? Cus as guys..we just want to Bleep! NOT SO FAST HOWEVER!

After swiping a handful of profiles on the Nigerian locality (Lagos precisely) I started getting matches in less than 2hours later. The matches were comming in all through my meeting with my date. I was like, abi nah because I be fine man, or how come Niger Tinder come easy like this? When I started chatting with them, they all claimed to stay on Lagos Island (all of them) they answer all this typical Nigerian Ashawo work names like Janet, Rose, mary e.t.c (I had to advice some to get a better ''working'' name like Cynthia self), they were asking for between 20k and 50k!
I was like what? Olosho don hijack Tinder O, Tinder will soon ban Nigerian girls if this continues.

Are you on Tinder? share your experience.

Ladies for rush me if them know...but Nairaland people no reach!

Mccullum:
Either Atiku or not only God knows who'll rule Nigeria from the 2019 to 2023 because most of our presidents emerged unexpectedly since second republic, I pray for a leader.

Men are God...Men determine who will be President and who would not...start seeing the connection!

Billyonaire:
Please do not call Atiku stupid, except may be he has fuccked your lady. I am the one here making the comments, and I expect you to battle me and criticize my choice for Presidency of my country. Avoid Fallacies; Argumentum ad hominem will not be responded to.

Let me ask you;
Do you want to take away my right to choose who I should vote for ?
Is it illegal for me to make my decisions known on nairaland ?
Do I still have freedom of speech in this country ?

I have evaluated Atiku for many years, I do not know the man personally, neither do I believe he is a saint, just as I do not know Buhari personally. I campaigned against Buhari and even when he won that election, I congratulated him but warned Nigerians of what to expect. He has done worst than I expected. People know my opinions, my ego, my senses and nonsenses on this forum and I have 8 pages of followers, 8 pages dear friend. People love me. It does mean that my nonsense, as you call it, has some sense in them. If you want to insult, I am equally good at it.

So do me the favor and bear with me as I state as follows;
1. That I am not a saint, I will never be a saint, and I will choose not to be perfect.
2. Atiku is not a saint, I do not think he will ever be a saint.
3. Atiku will loot some money when he becomes President, he will not be a perfect President, but he will not be a failure like Buhari.
4. Atiku's enterprises are in consonance with my drive in life vis-a-vis;

a) Education of the Masses
b) Employment Creation for the Masses
c) Call for Re-structuring of the Country
d) Never supported OBJ's 3rd term Agenda even though he knew he had opportunity to stay there with him as VP for ever
e) If Atiku was as corrupt as we are told, OBJ would have exposed him during the time they were fighting
f) Atiku spearheaded Privatization of core sectors of the Economy and took the corrupt FG from continuously mismanagement of national assets.
g) Atiku is a de-tribalized Nigerian
f) Religious tolerance, oh my God, he is good with that.
h) Many more.

I feel insulted when people respond to me without facts. Who ever wants to respond to me, should not commit Argument ad Hominem, I have no time for the unlettered.

I am not about waking a man pretending to be sleeping. Mr self acclaimed Billyonaire, if the thrash you wrote up there, leaves you fulfilled (filling like you earned your pay) good for you. I am not about to waste my time arguing with you over Atiku, or any other Thief!

GMB is corrupt so are almost all politically exposed persons in Nigeria, Atiku is however on another level of corrupt, he is UNMARKETABLE and even the very corrupt heavy weights in Nigeria politics today, like Tinubu would not support him. Let him keep doling out the money however, it is our common wealth after-all, he keeps wasting his money on shamans and marabouts as if they can help even themselves, stupid man!
One wonders how an exposed and privileged thief like Atiku, who owns a school, patronizes fortune tellers believing they can really see the future...SHAME!!! No wonder the country is a toilet!

Your legion of ignorant internet cheerleaders mirrors the vulnerable, desperate and hungry state of Nigerians...they must think that you are truely a Billionaire who may just dash them some money, how laughable.

Billyonaire:
Atiku remains my choice for 2019 until someone else takes over.

The moment Atiku declares his Candidacy in a better party than APC, I will set up my media team to tell people about his good and bad sides and let people see he remains the best choice for 2019 as at this moment. Except someone more qualified steps into the game.

As always, I am not biased. Stood by GEJ, and now it is Atiku. My decisions are personal and everyone has the right to criticize them. But it turns out that my choices end up being what the people hope for.

Nairaland self-acclaimed ''Billyonaire'', it has always been evident on this forum, that for personal/selfish reasons you support everything inimical to the progress of Nigeria. But even at that, I used to think you were a realist, practical, unlike the pool of ignorant and wishful nairaland commentators. That any sane person thinks that ATIKU will win a Presidential election in Nigeria shows how disillusioned and impractical Nigerians have become.
GMB, even with his religious followership and staggering influence in the North, only won the Presidential election on his third attempt, when the power brokers in the west made it happen. You of all people (except you are overestimated) ought to know that Nigerian elections are won by the TINUBU's and IBORI's of our society (sadly), and these Kingmakers have overtly and covertly rejected Atiku. Who knows, it maybe just another of unah deliberate attempt to keep cashing in on Atiku's stupidity, after-all, its all Nigeria's money.
Be sure that JESUS will come first before Atiku becomes a President in Nigeria! Atiku's perception precedes him, he is not a marketable thief!!

Toks2008:
Atiku will likely win the 2019 presidential race simply because of one thing.

HE SUPPORTS RESTRUCTURING OF THE COUNTRY and this is the yearnings of the people at the moment

Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar has said he will continue to support the restructuring of the country because the report of the 1995/96 Constitution Drafting Committee was not what was eventually released and foisted on the people of the country in 1999.

He stated that Nigerians accepted the constitution because they were desirous of returning the country to democracy, stressing that time has come to review the exercise because “Nigeria is not working.”

He said that the rising tension and agitations in the country could be checked with a restructured polity that could meaningfully engage the people on productive activities.

https://m.guardian.ng/news/why-i-support-restructuring-by-atiku-abubakar/

JOKERS!!! You all should wake up from your deep slumber!

holyword:
Whoever that have sacked her must be punished and sacked by God. He or she that ve committed such have brought curses upon his or her generations. Your name now is sorry.

LOL...your god aint shit! He cant even save your wretched Christian asses been wacked daily, left right center...stupid people!

habsydiamond:
with God all things are possible. Glory be to God for saving Ur life.

With God macheting is penetrable....Glory be to God!
Offering time!

Adeoba10:
Thats the real definition of "FOR WHERE YOUR OWN END, NA FROM THERE ANOTHER PERSON START" Only d wise can decode that.

There is nothing like odeshi, forget talk..its all a scam

Greetings people, I feel compelled to make this short write up because of the reported surge in ritual killings across our country Nigeria. I think the government needs to carry out a deliberate sensitization using mass media, radio jingles, short drama and sponsoring home videos with messages that it is impossible to get fortunate by using human part in anyway for rituals.
Nigerian is currently riddled with too many problems, but this surge in ritual killings/kidnapping is very sickening, barbaric and alienating.

The first time I ever got notion of the concept of ''blood money'' (that people kill/sacrifice people and become rich there off) it was in Nigerian home videos. This notion of blood money, kept getting credence by the media even though nobody could prove that this was possible, I mean how can this be possible and 99.9% of herbalist and their households, who prepare this ''said to be potent charms'' that make the ritualist rich, remain poor?
This Herbalist live off of consultation fees and patronage of their clients...does it even make sense that a man who has that much knowledge would remain in penury while making others well off irrespective of the cost?
I believe that a lot of persons saw the video of the foiled robbery attempt at the Zenith bank in Owerri that left a gallant police officer and a robber dead, if you recollect, you would agree with me that the armed robbers were acting like they were immune to gun shots (Odeshi), they were not running as they ought to for cover when the policeman opened fire on their car. One of them was even very confident of whatever charm that he had that he went into the security post with confidence, knowing that the policeman had a gun and was shooting at them...he got a shock of his life and is rotting in the earth as at now.
Back at school I was socially exposed and prominent, I had friends both good and bad, I know guys who did ODESHI, but were killed by bullet wounds. One of my friend was in the University Anticult security group, he spent a substantial amount of money to fortify himself and be bullet prove, he told me that he was tested after the whole fortification, I had doubts about the efficacy, since I had never seen anybody who was shot and hit by a bullet in real time, without the bullet penetrating them, I didnt tell my friend about my doubts anyway, he had a strong believe in things like that, so need to quarrel or dampen his courage. I just told him to be careful and to run from fire. Not too long after the fortification, they made a raid on a den of cultist and he got shot. Yes right...it penetrated. He was severely wounded but he survived after a while in the hospital.
I concluded that the herbalist must have tested them with empty/rubber/fake bullets, deceiving them to believe that services have been rendered so that they can part with their money. I started thinking and have concluded that herbalist are fraudsters, they claim to have power yet the police picks them up and locks them behind bars. This whole ritualist and mystical power of herbalist is shrouded in mystery because its a scam, how can people have knowledge of such powers and are still very vulnerable and poor?

The level of education is very low in Nigeria..even tons of people that have been through school cannot reason well (just look at the way religion leaders make a ridicule of supposed educated men in Nigeria if in doubt) and also at the very poor quality of comments on media platforms with predominantly Nigerian commentators like Nairaland and Lindaikeji..even on FB.

The government needs to be more involved in helping people think, their should be a massive propaganda with the motive of correcting the wrong mindset of people concerning the abilities of traditional practices. Did anyone see the video of Sango worshiper who caught fire in the mouth trying to perform a trick at the Sango festival? Thats all this Traditional businessmen (herbalist) do, TRICKS! All they care about is your patronage fee, hence the reason they ask you to make available absurd items like the liver of a Lizard, heart of a hawk e.t.c for sacrifices..this are items you cant find anywhere and which you would end up paying they to get for you. Its just their way of getting more money from you.

The National Orientation Agency should wake up to it responsibility and create massive awareness of the futility in killing humans for money rituals. Abroad, blood money is used to mean money that was made at the expense of a lot of poor and vulnerable people, like the diversion of funds meant for basic amenities in ones country, stealing food/cash donated to the IDP camps e.t.c.
Blood money as perceived in Nigeria, witchcraft and jargon as this are all hogwash and should stop been promoted or given credence by the media and HOME VIDEOS.
The government should also caution the pastors and religious leaders, who always lie to their congregations that their problems are caused by witch/wizard e.t.c, they should be made to prove this or stop making false claims to extract money.
Just look at the little hungry kids who have been termed witches by their parents pastors, see how they have transformed after few years of care by foreign charitable persons, this craze has to stop!
The image that this barbarism gives to our nation is a new low. Soon people with totally isolate us if we dont act fast. Needless to say we need others to survive. Cheers!

cc Mynd44 Please move this to FP so more people can see it

The Tomato song is dope, I have been privileged to listen to it!

sarrki:
What rubbish

What right do you have to ask us ?

Please go and face Mr trump

Go eat shit Mr man!

Ranchhoddas:
It's a hopeless case.

I give up!

Save, TRAVEL, LEARN!!!!! Enjoy yourself. Cheers!

Ranchhoddas:
Make up your mind dude.

Mr man, use ya head small now haba? during summer the weather is quite warm, people wear skimmy stuffs because of the warmth (mostly shorts) body arts in different parts of the body become obvious. Thats how I know that almost all the directors in a fortune 500 company were I work, all have tattoos. You see they don't have to go on TV to show it, cause its no big deal, almost everyone has it!

Ranchhoddas:
If all these things are not enough to judge ones character, what are the things that we should employ if we must judge a person's character?

Their loyalty/services/attitudes to commitment. A carpenter can Bleep/smoke/draw 100 tattoos if he wants, so far he doesnt do it on his clients time and deliver the required standard as at agreed deadline, a Professor can draw/smoke whatever he wants as his pass-time..you pay him to teach, the quality of his teaching is what you should concern yourself with or, how does his pass-time affect you? Same goes for a girl without commitment, she is free to Bleep whoever she wants...same for guys. You should worry about people doing the job/playing the role you hired them and for or expect of them, and what they do outside your contract is none of ya business! Cheers!

Ranchhoddas:
Exactly.

If they are not visible, then they are nobody's business. How can one talk about what he hasn't seen?

In summer everything is visible!

Ranchhoddas:
I am more enlightened than you can possibly hope to be. Justin Trudeau is an eccentric leader. He has a list of ''abnormal'' things he does for one who is a leader.
From photobombing shoots to flirting with the Queen, he's not your typical leader.

You probably did not know who he was until today.
He's the exception rather than the norm.

Give other examples.
I dare you.

Chairman if you dont know, dont be so loud. Tattoos are private things, nobody goes on radio or Tv to say they have one...travel to the west and see, almost every person has a tat. Learn!

[quote author=MissRaine69 post=58994512][/quote]Are you light skinned? Tats dont look so nice on darkskin guys in my opinion...you have to ask them some times..ejoor ma, shey na 'A' be this or 8?

MissRaine69:
This is what I will do
I will get my abacus out every time I see one I will take note. I will get back to you say in about a month? With an exact number as I was not aware I had to keep track since it's you, I will do it.

Why will you do it for me? or nah green light things?

MissRaine69:
I have seen a lot of people with tattoos in Nigeria
A lot.
Meanings.
It's about milestones, losses and success .

By a lot you mean 1million or 2 million persons? Hello, Nigeria has 180million people, a handful is not a lot relatively! Hence the reason a very large proportion of Nigerians see tattoos as sign of waywardness.

Tattoos dont look so nice on dark skin persons in my opinion, I often have to ask..ehs ma, I beg this thing nah I abi L?

Ranchhoddas:
Examples?

Body art/Tattoos, smoking cigarettes, weed and fucking around when you have no commitments tells nothing about ones character, the smart guys who makes all the inventions and creates the structures under which you all operate indulge in one or all of this. You dont judge people with this things.

thesuave10:
Huh?? There are over a thousand people with Badass tattoos in Nigeria. Why do people on nairaland talk like this

What percent of the population smart-ass?

MissRaine69:
I have 7
I went to school
Have not robbed, maimed or killed anyone
I hold down a good job. If I did not tell you I had any, you would not know as I don't behave as a hoologan, rascal or some other dim witted description I have read here . Tattoos do not influence behaviour or conduct. This is like arguing that guns kill people. Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.

You have a quite a no of em, what do they remind you about? You probably do not live in Nigeria or not Nigerian to have this enlightened mindset.

eberetos:
Tattoos depict a sign of holiganism, hardness or rascality, and as a guy, can you marry a lady with tattoos

How do you reach this conclusions? have you done a reasearch on the reason people draw tattoos?

I didnt see them attacking anybody abi?

chrisxxx:
If Jonathan was in any way my relation and older than me I would personally warn Amaechi to desist from insulting Jonathan. They are not contemporaries-brain-wise, age, politics and otherwise. They attended same Uniport their performances as undergraduate students are there for the records.
Jonathan is no longer the president of Nigeria. Amaechi is no longer the Chairman of Nigeria's Governors Forum. Jonathan is hardly into active politics. They are no longer at loggerhead. On what ground would Amaechi always at every forum he is fortunate to have microphone throw insult at him?
I would let Amaechi know that enough is enough. Amaechi always calling Jonathan names when he does not in any way affects his life amounts to ridicule and insults.
We sit in the town halls where nobody tolerates insult to his uncles or elderly ones. The wider scope of Nigerian politics and everyday life is similar. He should focus on his ministry and not Jonathan.
Buhari won Jonathan with simple majority not with Amaechi's influence. If Amaechi was so influential verily Dakuku would have won in Rivers State.
In the Niger Delta we respect our elders, this is not oblivious to Amaechi. He (Amaechi) can never be insulted in the presence of his younger ones. The reason is that his younger ones will react and most likely violently.
Jonathan is no longer the president we have learnt to live with it.
I believe this message would get to him. If Jonathan has not insulted him, he should reciprocate that. He should stop throwing invectives and innuendoes at him. Jonathan may not have done anything for the Niger Delta, however, he is highly valued. We understand his limitations as the president of Nigeria. Most of them were beyond his scope especially coming from the minority of the minorities of the Niger Delta.
I have said my mind.

Get a life men...this your thief GEJ wouldn't spare you a penny.

Although I am for restructuring, but a referendum would not be a bad idea at this point.
The Southeast is better off restructured (true federating states) its going to be too painful/maybe fatal too, in the first decade's should Biafra get independence. You don't go into things as weighty as this without a plan. I doubt that the government would oblige the request anyway.

femi4:
The race is not for the swift.

The battle is not for the strong.

Wise people don't necessarily have food

The brilliant ones are not always wealthy

The educated is not always successful.

Time and chance happened to them all.

◄ Ecclesiastes 9:11 (New living Translation)

This crap you wrote up there applies only in Nigeria..makei here say the battle is not for the strong, or that the brilliant people are not rich in obodo oyibo.

mrvitalis:
Lol that is not effective now yet ..u should know that

Really? But the article says it has been approved by the national assembly?