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My name is on the school list but when I entered it in the NYSC portal I saw no record found.Am confused because the names of all my mates are there.Pls kindly help a brother out.My jamb no is 06169251EF.Thamks in advance.

sodiqyinka:
Y'all that haven't seen theirs should drop only the JAMB reg number. Not the full details. Cheers

Please my jamb reg no is 06169251EF

A married TV presenter who took a mystery blonde stranger to a sauna then kissed her - passed out and woke up without his testicles.
Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, from Moscow, was out drinking at his local bar when an attractive woman approached him and struck up a conversation.
Shortly afterwards they hailed a taxi and went to a nearby sauna, where he helped himself to a beer and they smooched.
The next thing he remembers is waking up, feeling an acute pain below the waist and noticing blood on his pants.He said: "I met a girl at the bar and then we went to the sauna for a taxi. I remember that I had a beer, and do not remember any more."
It was only when he arrived at hospital that doctors told him he'd been drugged and his testicles were removed by someone who was an expert in castration.
Russian police believe Dmitry was targeted by a criminal gang selling organson the black market.
He added: "I thought it was just a cut but doctors told me my testicles had been removed."He spent hours in intensive care where doctors underwent a second operation to close the wound, according to Russian media.The skin was originally cauterised and it was a clean cut, so surgeons believe the culprit may have been a doctor or even a vet.
Dmitry meanwhile, told his wife he was forced to undergo emergency surgery on his genitals because of a sudden serious illness.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/married-tv-presenter-takes-mystery-5234720?ICID=FB_mirror_main

temitemi1:
I do that always!! No big deal...

woman wrapper

temitemi1:
I do that always!! No big deal...

woman wrapper

Its theme is that of sado-masochism

lekropasky:
I want to buy this phone.
If its available with you,
jst quote the current price and location.
Thanks

16k,Onitsha,Anambra state.If interested,holla me @08066983195

alexis007:
lecturer is dying for you?with these your eyes that look like ozil's?.....[close one eye with his left palm]CONTINUE YOUR STORY

Dude was that really necessary?

Drunken master

ik4life:
onyebuchi,this is ikenna from your dept.gud to see u here bro

Nice to see you too ikenna.Never knew you were on nairaland

Francis okoye. Public Administration. Anambra State University

A jilted wife has been arrested amid reports she chopped off her cheating husband's penis twice.According to reports in China, two-timing dad-of-five Fan Lung, 32, used his wife's phone to send lover Zhang Hung, 21, a saucy email from his marital home in Shangqiu.But he forgot to log out of his account and his stunned wife, Feng, 30, came across the message along with several others, which sent her flying into a rage.
Furious, she's said to have grabbed a pair of scissors and stormed into their bedroom, where he was sleeping, and snipped off his manhood.Fan was rushed to hospital, where the organ was sewn back onHowever, Feng is then reported to have sneaked back into her husband's hospital room and cut off his penis for a second time, this time throwing it out of a window.A hospital spokesman said: "The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital."Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman."He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again."Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member. They believed it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.The hospital spokesman added: "The man had lost a lot of blood and was taken in for emergency surgery."He is now in a stable condition but is extremely emotionally distraught."Fan’s lover who arrived at the hospital said she planned to marry him as soon as she could.She said: "It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility, he has five children already."Fan’s wife Feng was discharged and is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jilted-wife-chopped-husbands-penis-4969780?ICID=FB_mirror_main

rafhell:
grab snake by the tail and throw it at lion.
break branches to fight those crocs and jump inside water .

as james bond eh?

DopeAngel:
happens all the time to me you know. . . Benefits of been a cute guy

hmmm you wey wowo like.....

obaayo2:
send ur mail..also wetin u go give me?

pls guy am also intrested.My email is prodi4life@gmail.com

That is not a rat it is called a hamster

natureblack:
Nothing on planet earth surpasses the pleasure of a big-black-yansh ...........the ice on the cake is certainly when I discover that the matan-guard(clit) is untamed,collaborated with properly cultivated garden,well positioned around the compound.And the constant production of that mind-blowing congo-scent,WonderfulWonderfulWonderful




Disclaimer-the story of big-black-yansh has been left unsaid.


I certainly would drop a story in Se.xuality Section about the intricacy of my Beloved BigBlackYansh.

NA WA 4 U O!

Pls can anyone send me a bb imei and a tutorial on how to get my own mb.my e-mail is prodi4life@gmail.com.Thnx

dOnLarich:
Saudi prince self wan taste her honeypot

For that amount,i will surely do more than that

Kim Kardashian is allegedly being paid $1million to spend an evening with a member of the Saudi royal family.
Mrs Kardashian-West is set to fly out to Saudi Arabia in January, as a special guest of the prince, according to reports.
The 34-year-old's rumoured visit follows a proposal made by a young Saudi prince on her Instagram, offering her 'one million per nightA few weeks ago, a young man named Adel Al-Otaibi, posted the proposal in a comment on one of Mrs Kardashian-West's many selfies.
Mr Al-Otaibi, allegedly a member of the Saudi royal family, wrote: 'I'm Saudi and I'll pay you one million per night Mai'.Now, 'urban website' MediaTakeOut reports that the mother-of-one has accepted the offer, and will fly out to Saudi Arabia early next year.
The mother-of-one has not confirmed the report, which has sparked discussion on Saudi Arabian online forums.
Her trip to Bahrain in 2012 sparked demonstrations that required police to fire tear gas into the crowds.It is no secret that celebrities charge for appearances at clubs and parties, but some cash in incredible fees for a show.
Jennifer Lopez was reportedly paid $1.5 million to sing Happy Birthday for the president of Turkmenistan in 2013.
Earlier this year, Mariah Carey is said to have taken £1million to perform at a private celebration in London for the son of the Sultan of Brunei, and last year she was paid a cool £635,000 to sing for Angolan President Josè Eduardo Dos Santos.Mrs Kardashian-West, owner of the world's only internet-breaking backside, is often paid to appear at parties and club nights.
She famously accepted $500,000 to attend the 2013 Vienna Ball as the date of 81-year-old billionaire Richard Lugner.
After their night on the tiles, the 81-year-old complained to reporters that Mrs Kardashian-West had been 'annoying' and had refused to dance with him.
'Kim is annoying me because she's not sticking to the program,' he said.
It was reported elsewhere that Mrs Kardashian-West had told her entourage that Mr Lugner had been 'aggressive', and grabbing her and asking her to lose her security to be alone with her.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2871278/Kim-Kardashian-offered-1million-spend-evening-partying-Saudi-Arabian-prince.html?ito=social-facebook

Heeboy94:
Bros, I've not used Gionee before. Why would u wanttu exchange ur H6 for P4? Why? Are u having issues with ur fone?

not really just that the cpu temperature rises to about 60-65 degree celciuswhen i browse 4 about 20mins and when i play hd games.Is it normal for an android phone to heat up like that?

Oga Heeboy,pls a friend of mine wants to exchange his 2wks old gionee p4 with my tecno 2wks old h6.Should i go ahead?which is better between the two?I need your opinion urgently.thnx

My number is 08066983195 pls add me in the whatsapp group

amakufrancis:
hisses

my gf is more cute than her without make up.

Upload her pix or adonbilivit!

2weeks old tecno h6 with all the accessories for sale@17k.Reason:in serious need of cash.Location:Onitsha. Holla me at 08066983195 if you are intrested.

Pls is anybody else experiencing over heating on the tecno h6 or is my 1 week old phone defective?urgent reply needed pls