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hi

Crap!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well obviously it wanted to commit suicide!

Barack-O-Grin! RIP

Pls can anyone confirm this:
YOU ARE INVITED FOR AN INTERVIEW SLATED FOR THURS 18/4/13 ROYAL EXCHANGE GROUP 4TH FLOOR 103 ALLEN AVE IKEJA TIME 12.30PM COME WITH UR CV & CREDENTIALS.

Kanuchy: Yes,i jst confirmed it now cos i saw it on cnn.at least 2 dead,6 in critical condition and 49 injured.

Now 100+ injured

ok

Dr Who, Mr Spencer, Alo Alo, Martin, Family Matters, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Days of Our Lives, Santa Barbara, The Bold and The Beautiful, The Young and The Restless, Moonlight, Super Force, Isaura The Slave Girl, Sledge Hammer, The Cosbys, Rentaghost, Zorro, The New Adventures of Superman, Living Single, Getting Personal, Tour of Duty, Wonder Years, Robin Hood...

jasper7: Idowuogbo, One minute your here and the other minute you're another place. which kine ghost mode be dat?

Ubiquitous i'll say!

Oyincute

Me no get gf...so who i wan dey call?

BBQ?

Damn! Nice one...Nostalgia

No mind the sucker! BTW...Hi Subomi

[quote author=she-wanna]Liking 9 and 14.[/quote]Coz they are female friendly?

You'll be surprised by how easy it is to land
yourself in hot water in some countries:
1. In Barcelona it is against the law to wear a bikini, swimming trunks or to go bare-chested on the streets.
2. In China, it is against the law to reincarnate
without government permission.
3. In Singapore, you will be fined for chewing gum on the Mass Rapid Transit (MTR) system.
4. It is an offence to sit on steps/courtyards or to eat and drink in the immediate vicinity of churches and public buildings in Florence.
5. It is illegal to die in the House of Parliament in London. Because it is a Royal Palace, you are
technically entitled to a state funeral.
6. In the Netherlands you can smoke cannabis in public places, but not tobacco.
7. Until 2002, Brazilian men had ten days to annul their marriage if they discovered their wife wasn't a virgin.
8. In Saudi Arabia you must carry a doctor’s
prescription for any medication you have with you.
9. In the UK, a pregnant woman can relieve herself anywhere she wants, even a policeman's helmet.
10. In Barbados, it is an offence for anyone,
including children, to dress in camouflage clothing.
11. You may be detained or arrested if you use
binoculars near an airport in Egypt.
12. In Nigeria it is illegal to import beer, mineral
water, soft drinks, sparkling wine and fruits.
13. In Finland, your traffic fine is calculated
according to your income.
14. In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your wife's
birthday.
http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/magazine/blogs/weird@wanderlust/14-strange-laws-from-around-the-world

[quote author=the_ripper]There is an arsonist lurking somewhere in Lagos. We need an efficient fire department and an efficacious Forensics department (CSI stuff)[/quote]THRU DAT....COULD BE ARSON!

FIRE BORN THE WICKED!

ypzilanti: I know many humble rich men in Nigeria. Usually they worked really hard for their money, and nothing was handed to them. They are mostly business people.

On point bro...when u hv worked hard and sweat 4 ur money, u know how to be moderate and humble. Na pesin wey reap where e no sow go dey waste money dey live lavishly.

Dunno...u tell me

Mm...

kandiikane: Lol, not my man but I've carried my bestfriend(male) on my back several times. He's too heavy to carry in my arms. Lool, the hardest is going up the stairs.

Plane on road?! U be learner?

Cool

prickly: yo lady with saggy boobs and stretch marks infested batty if you wanna talk to me you switch off or edit your nasty auto text on your lame ass BB. Slag we know you use a BB kindly fucckk off and go grind on a horse's dyke!
Mind the way you talk to me i won't hesitate to ram your fuuccked up face against a rough wall.

WTF! Are u daft?! U fit face guy as u dey misyarn wt a lady so?...Madt chump.

sheweezy: @seun u r a genius, was getting fustrated already.followed ur procedure and it worked, thanks

Frustated?! WTF! Like u gonna die without NL...

Mail: olutoyekuti@gmail.com. Thank You.

Talk of dumb and annoying movie...check out Alien Dawn...and you'll wish you could beat up the producers and directors for bringing out such a crappy material.

Not really an horror movie fan...but hv seem some pretty scary ones- The Ring, Dark Water, White Noise, Inbred (horror-comedy).

[quote author=Moi-b]Helo al,i'm new here.cn u help me out on how to post[/quote]From the front page, you click on your topic's category (romance, entertainment, sports, autos, etc), then click on New Topic. Voila!

SniperInADiaper: *blush* Thanks ... I guess the background noise killed it.

Ill make a new one later.

Aiite *winks*

SniperInADiaper: My voice is pure American

Im more Southern than Paula Deen...

Ur voice wuz very se_xy...though i could hadly hear wot u said...buh itz cool!