₦airaland Forum

Be humble
No carry your landlord, he no like you. Be careful of that gender.....if not you go later dey trek

Election don finish!

Please execute and terminate them too immediately before they release them!

Always give a cheerful disposition to humans!People are going through a lot
R.IP

God please visit me today and give me a testimony.

This is a welcome development

You are sorry for the next president or you are sorry for Nigerians.

1 cup of rice is now #150

Politicians has nothing to lose,na the poor citizens dey feel the heat as usual.

Buhari
Obi
Atiku
Tinubu etc God go judge all of una in advance.

I come in peace.

Ensure you are very close to the toilet
You are gonna shit your ass out today

Old man go and rest!

Trust nobody in this wicked world!

Look at his teeth......he would not exert the same energy for motherland! Idiot

Mule DJ whykay.. scorpion king i hail oo

jimyjames:
I didn't treat it , endured the pains ,

The one on my thighs happened when I dried my blanket under the sun on my fence, I returned in the evening took the blanket without checking it, the scorpion was in the blanket , covered it at night and it stung me on my thighs, my thighs were sweaty for few hours but it did me no harm

The second one close to my armpit was during the hot season, some 4 yrs back I think, there was no light I left the door open for some fresh air , I slept on the floor close to my door, it entered and stung me , same thing happened , sweat for few hours and it was over

sense no go kill you
I understand where you no talk reach

LeoDeKing:
Kelechukwu Onuka from Anambra state committed this crime in Ondo state. Now, this crime will be recorded under the crimes committed in Ondo state rather than where Kelechukwu Onuka come from.

I think the police should start finding ways of getting crime records transferred to the villages where the criminals come from for statistics accuracy.

Meanwhile, the neighbour of the couple is Mr Chukuka Obinna, most likely trying to make a living in Ondo state.

Mumu husband! as far as she didn't steal the money wetin concern me with how she take get the money.
na too spend d money go dey worry me

You are a stupid fool! that's why you can't differentiate between a river and a flood. Now let me enlighten you this idiot!

A river is a a natural wide flow of fresh water,it is habitable for aquatic animals,it is for irrigation, transportation etc.

A flood is a degraded,contaminated and hazardous water....it has no usefulness.swimming in that dirty water is dangerous to their health!

You have joined those 2 idiot, making 3idiot now.

ZombieSlayer1:
If you've swum in a river before, you're an idiot too

Don't cry just try to make money...... you can use that to entice men.

God forbid "Bat"thing

LiveWithIt:
Nice one he's BATIFIED
Even obi is BATIFIED

He got that appointment with the help of his wife who happens to be the daughter of a Minister under Buhari.

Everything na connection....who sabi M.C

He is a deity,he is using them for ritual.

Old man go and rest!!!

Congratulations to Ekiti people.

I love big things

Omo see shape
Kai and i promise not to cheat ooo
God help me

Oga go do DNA

Islam allows men to have more than 1 wife.

A typical afican man will never be patient for 18 years except if he has medical issues.

Suffering and smiling
2 idiots swimming inside dirty water.

All this their nonsense meetings and traveling wahala is not for the masses!

They are all fighting for their pocket
God will judge all of una

PDP has shattered and disgruntled your ambition Atiku.

2 billion is not too much.....what of if he chooses to embezzle the money and clean mouth nkan.

davidupdate89:
2 billion is too much

2 billion is not too much.....what of if he chooses to embezzle the money and clean mouth nkan.

That young lad action was simply inspired by something.

Please filter the movies your children watch.
Don't curse or use a vulgar word at home.

Few years ago with little capital you can start a good business.

Today even with your millions you still have to back it up with prayers and support system so that your business doesn't crash!

The economy is something else. The inflation is too high.

May God intervene and revive our economy back. Dry bones shall rise again.

ASUU strike una complain!
ASUU resume, exam start una dey complain again!

Do you mean all through the time they spent at home they were roaming around the Streets.

They had enough time to prepare for any exam.

Please what is the essence of the smart phones they are using?

Richnero:
Examinations? These guys are crazy. How can they start setting an exam for students who have been at home for the past 8 months without doing any school work.