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SportsRe: Reactions As McGregor Strips Down To His Pants Today (Photos) by prof800(m): 9:19pm On Aug 26, 2017
Must be drugs.
Must have swallowed some androgenous stimulants which are getting him excited in all fronts.

10:00 pm.
BusinessRe: Who Was The Richest Man In Nigeria Before Dangote? by prof800(m): 8:32am On Aug 25, 2017
kayoph:
M.K.O Abiola was the richest man in Nigeria in the early 90's till he died "i think"
That's what they made us believe. (He is the richest so he is going into politics to help the masses not to enrich his pockets.)
A proper research into history will open our eyes.

@Topic.
Yes De Rocha but that was a really long time ago, so doesn't count.
Yes Antonio Deinde Fernandez, Alhaji Alhassan Dantata, Harry Akande and Isiaku Rabiu.
But PierreDeFermat forgot to mention the ultimate rich man of the late 80s to 90. He was called MAI DERIBE.
EducationRe: Six Creatures We Thought Are/were Real. by prof800(m):
Flying horses?

CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio, Kate Winslet Of Titanic Reunite, On Vacation In France (Pics) by prof800(m): 12:29am On Aug 19, 2017
Explorers:
'We needed each other to lean on': Speaking to British Marie Claire she explained their friendship only worked because they had no romantic interest meaning they could always support each other both in their careers and personal lives.
cool
Contrary to popular thinking. Keeping a friend without having carnal relationships can be quite worthwhile. Not everything should be about romance. Just be good friends and love and support each other just like Leo and Kate.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Killer? Any Detective Out There by prof800(m): 10:25pm On Aug 06, 2017
Evidence points to number 4.
TV/MoviesRe: Want To Start Watching Nigerian Movies Again. by prof800(m): 8:55am On Jul 26, 2017
You no dey buy... and you want make the industry grow? Na wa o. How dem go get money make better films wey you go like again?
Abeg go cinema jor. Or download on dstv boxoffice. tongue
BusinessRe: Advantages and Disadvantages Of Fixed Deposits by prof800(m): 10:20pm On Jun 26, 2017
On point. The banking system is a big rip off.
CelebritiesRe: 10 Artistes That Have Promoted Fraudsters In Their Songs, Can Falz Win This War? by prof800(m): 11:16am On Jun 24, 2017
nzgal:
Don't forget Nkem Owoh - I go chop your dollar.
And this YQ new song.... Walahi talai mofe chache! grin
PoliticsRe: See The Animal Soldiers Killed In Sambisa Forest & What They Did With It(photos) by prof800(m): 8:52pm On Jun 21, 2017
bobbyjayremmy:
This guys don turn Bear Gryills grin grin
Hahaha! That Bear Grylls guy is on a whole different level of crazy-weird.
HealthRe: 8 Health Facts Explained by prof800(m): 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2017
That yawning own ehn... he get as he be.
PoliticsRe: i wo\ by prof800(m): 6:25pm On Jun 18, 2017
I come here whenever I need to laugh. grin
All hail the king of Western Nigeria!
His Imperial majesty Supreme Emperor Musiwa Ademusiwa...!
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrests Sir K Oluwo, Notorious Land Grabber (Photo) by prof800(m): 1:26am On Jun 17, 2017
tyson98:
Qdot hailed this man in his recent song



'E ba mi ki sir K oluwo' grin grin grin
Even K1 and almost all other local musicians in Ikorodu.


barcaboi:
same sir k Qdot hailed in his Apala song....... Sir K na god for ikorodu and odongunyan to be precise. ....surprised police caught him because na dem dem be padi
Exactly.
Na dem dem be padi.
Them dey always meet for BeHappy in Ikorodu or F-1
TV/MoviesRe: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by prof800(m): 12:06am On Jun 15, 2017
Friday.

Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Rapper, G'iyaz, Drops His Debut Hip-hop EP, PRISM Break! by prof800(m): 11:38pm On Jun 14, 2017
Kudos to you.
I like "love took so long"... maybe because of the oldies flavour in it. Don't mind me I'm old school.

Nice.
Do not relent.

My positive criticism:
Deliver your lines more clearly. Rap has been reinvented beyond munching words with swag. If you have a punchline spill it out clearly or maybe slowly like snoop d...

Cheers.
CelebritiesRe: 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Lotachukwu (kiki In Jenifa's Diary) by prof800(m): 5:10pm On Jun 12, 2017
BaesDiary:
She actually has 4 children.

I love that she ain't hiding that or lying though.
Better pray for forgiveness.
This is someone's life you wicked bloggers are twisting.
She currently has no kid!
STOP SPREADING LIES!!!

Read:
http://opera.pulse.ng/celebrities/lota-chukwu-addresses-rumours-of-having-four-kids-id6819165.html
CelebritiesRe: 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Lotachukwu (kiki In Jenifa's Diary) by prof800(m): 12:13am On Jun 08, 2017
Not four kids o.! wink
She was referring to her four little puppies in the interview. I don't even think she still has them all now.
She is a yoga babe. So crushers can keep crushing. grin
TV/MoviesRe: TURBULENCE- A Short Script On the Awareness of Child Abuse and Domestic Violence by prof800(m): 7:52pm On May 29, 2017
A good direction at addressing inherent social issues.
TV/MoviesRe: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by prof800(m): 3:50am On May 28, 2017
Beautiful, Handsome, confident, bold, well spoken and can act? Then this could be for you. Age range: 21 to 50 years.

EducationRe: Waec Examiners Coordinate Exam Marking Under Overcrowded ,heatef And Unconducive by prof800(m): 9:35pm On May 27, 2017
Too bad.
Poor conference marking arrangement.
I see unhappy examiners ready to mark down and penalize candidates.
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Rap Sensation, G'iyaz, Puts Out His Cover Of Banky W's Heaven by prof800(m): 12:13am On May 25, 2017
GIYAZZ:
Check the post Banky W put up on his instagram few weeks ago, announcing his engagement to Adesua. I rapped everything he wrote on that post In a 16 bar rap verse. Kindly check out the song and peep the instagram
post below.

Lalasticlala, please help me feature this one on front page too. I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
Good one.
Man... you good.
TV/MoviesRe: ANGELA-A Short Pschological Thriller by kennypoka by prof800(m): 9:59am On May 11, 2017
A cool Mental Awareness story.
CelebritiesRe: Miimii Sobowale: Sola Sobowale's Daughter (Photos) by prof800(m): 11:15pm On May 03, 2017
pinnket:
She looks good tho... I hope she doesn't have gbanshi like her mother sha?






Vaseline crew right now!!
What is gbanshi?
TV/MoviesRe: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by prof800(m): 10:31am On Apr 21, 2017
Sorry it's late. You can still make it.

TV/MoviesRe: MY MOTHER'S HEART- Short Film Script by prof800(m): 9:10am On Apr 14, 2017
Nice one. I see this being fleshed out into a feature.
EducationRe: What do professors think of students who fall asleep in class? by prof800(m): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2017
I have slept off during several lectures.

One particular one was right beside the lecturer. It was a somewhat private lecture and about 20 of us sat around her.
She didn't even attempt to wake me up. She ended the lecture and went away. (I guess I must have been snoring as usual). grin
But then,
While writing the exam of this particular course, I slept off again!
It was just ten minutes into the paper and I suddenly dozed off. I blinked awake after about five minutes of sleep and continued writing the exam.
In the end, I got an "A". Not by my brilliance or understanding of the course but by God's infinite mercies.

You can guess the particular course if you studied biochemistry.
TV/MoviesRe: Omoni Oboli Cancels Premiere Of Okafor's Law Over Court Injunction For Stealing by prof800(m): 12:48am On Mar 25, 2017
metallisc:
this is the stupidest thing i ever saw in the history of fuckerydom! how can some idiot from somewhere say he owns the right to 'okafors law' as a title?? what in the actual fucckkhuhhuh? we have been using okafor's law as a joke since we were in secondary school! every young nigga that knows how to piss in a pot uses okafors law as a joke!!

it is like somebody saying he is coming to sue me if i make a movie titled 'chop and quench' because of title and intellectual property infringement. i blame omoni for allowing things to get to this stupid level, personally i would have counter-sued the idiot to high heavens with some badass lawyers/prosecutors so that anytime he hears my name he will run very far!

what nonsense? angry angry lazy and idiotic nigggers that can't do shitt for themselves, trying to reap where they did not sow even a rotten seed!

copyright my black and dotted assss!
That is not what happened. It is not about the title. The complainant is not that type of person.

Don't judge until you have read the full version of the story.

Would you be happy if your copyrighted work is stolen from you? Something you labored for? I bet then you will not be able to say fvck copyright.
CelebritiesRe: Sexiest Nollywood Actors In 2017 (Photos) by prof800(m): 8:18pm On Mar 17, 2017
you are there.
EducationRe: My Basic 6 Daughter's Textbook Has Sex Themed Comprehension Passage by prof800(m): 7:31pm On Mar 17, 2017
UjSizzle:
You didn't. But now they do.

This is not the generation we grew up in. These ones are already having sex at 13.
shocked
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by prof800(m): 2:04pm On Mar 16, 2017
akthedream:
I FEEL LIKE VOTING AND MOBILIZING PEOPLE TO VOTE...
Fglows:
THANKS...VOTE FOR ENTERTAINMENT
VOTE ThinTallTony to 32052
Biko. wink wink wink wink
SportsRe: Ahmad Ahmad Wins CAF Presidential Election, Beating Issa Hayatou by prof800(m): 1:27pm On Mar 16, 2017
Great!

Imagine!
For 29 years! Keeping CAF in a compendious laconic lacuna!
How could they tolerate the imbibition of his fraudulent ulterior motives?


Oh.! What a hoity toity! What a hocus pocus!
SportsRe: Photos Of New CAF President Ahmed Ahmed Rejoicing After His Victory by prof800(m): 1:19pm On Mar 16, 2017
Yaaayy!!! Finally! Can we breath fresh air now?

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