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lilfreezy:
Me I'm not understanding o. Why is he still smiling?

...because he is happy they found only one of his numerous stashes. His family will enjoy the other hidden stashes.

kasany:
How about Port Harcourt

Happens only once in a while too.


Remote auditions will be what you can attempt if you can't make long distant travels.


The last audition I posted is still open. Get your face out there dude!

And yes! The audition from "feemo" is still open too. Scroll up this page. Send in your monologue to their email and hope for the best. Hurry!

Good luck!

tosyne2much:
Very good of you OP

Even if it's Nokia 3310 some will still not return it.

Im thinking you take the phone to an engineer for unlocking.. After that, this will grant you access to the phone contacts. You can call any random number for guidance on how to locate the lady in question

That is an option but she might lose vital documents stored in her phone in the process of unlocking.


Btw...
This should serve as a lesson to people who lock their phones indiscriminately.
Imagine!
How can someone lock simcard? What if she was in an accident and they need to call any of her relatives? Na wa for some people o.

I am sure some of you remember the Award winning African Sci Fi Writer, Nnedi Okoroafo.

https://www.nairaland.com/1065815/award-winning-novelist-nnedi-okoroafor#12429693

Here is a chance to enter into her fantasy world in HELLO, MOTO.

Audition:-
Female, 30s, mature looking, preferably dark-
skinned.

Email the following to: info@afieryfilm.com
- Two (2) portrait sized pictures (not
photoshopped).
- Video monologue (not more than 30 seconds).
- Phone number.

nkemdi89:
If DSS hunt you down just pray to survive it, nice one mallam daura.

Nice one.

We need to pray more for our DSS.

Bolognese:
55%
22%
21%
11%
_________

Total: 109%
__________

Isn't the total supposed to be 100%

This BBN don add Ojoro inside.

You get time o. WehdoneSir.


The poll looks cooked up sha...
But still....

VOTE TTT.

SMS: "VOTE THINTALLTONY" send it to 32052

Thank you.

EHN EHN...?
Is that how you used to do?

Papykush:
Theoretically speaking, only Bisola, Debbie and Tony have a shot in the entertainment industry after big brother.

They are already there. TTT was in Heartbeats-the musical with Olu Jacobs and co. Bisola was a tv personality before BBN.


Abeg make una vote TTT o.

SMS : "vote thintalltony" send it to 32052.

Thank!

gritzky:
any audition in Benin city Edo state pls

Happens only once in a while.

But if you stay in Benin, you can still audition for a role in a Lagos. You can do a remote audition by sending your video monologue.
Get a great monologue and send it to the email provided. Simple.

Goodluck.

I smell conspiracy theory here.
RIP.

Monkeydeychop:
See as igbos are invading my life....God help me. Nigeria should disintegrate quicker so I can work in the immigration department and eternally deny them visas.

I have just had a good laugh. Human beings are funny creatures.

ELTV don join EFCC.
LMFAO!!!

LordXaaan:
*****Would've typed this immediately(battery)****Well if that is actually what the Efcc guy meant, he could have just said "There is an English context class at 9am" rather than causing a grammatical swordfight between two titled Lords that has spanned four bloodied pages of this thread-turned-arena. All because he wanted to send a teenager crawling into his hole with his tail between his legs. Sadistic! He should not have roused two Lords to draw their swords! What sayest thou LordofNairaland? **laughs small**
cc: prof800

Kudos to you.
I greet you.

LordXaaan:
You sure as hell know thats not what i meant. I dont mean an anti-biology class. Think of it as a full biology class that has just been cancelled, then try answering the question again.

I don't usually engage in this "English or no English stuff" because it is a borrowed language. But in this regard, you and nwaanambra1 are actually wrong. You don't get it. It is beyond your understanding. SIMPLE.

You can consult widely on this.

EFCC tweeted a correct statement. It seems wrong at first but when you look at the punctuation, you will see that it is a "correct statement". When you get it, you will realize. If not, don't bother yourself.

English na borrowed language. We no fit kill ourselves over one Oyinbo man language.

The Oscars is just all about politics. Nothing more. Forget all the show things.

Naijahelm:
Documentary filmmaker, Bello Shagari, tweeted the fast selling 'The Wedding Party' Movie was such a wonderful development on Nigeria, but the northerners were excluded totally.

Nigerians have reacted to the tweet from the film maker.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/man-says-northerners-were-excluded-from.html?m=1

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5385958/0790485381-w980-h640/WP-POSTER-LANDSCAPE-600x400.jpg

https://www.gltrends.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Dozie-Dunni-AY-in-THE-WEDDING-PARTY-600x400.jpg

Same 2016 Nollywood released the movie "NORTH EAST" and the South West was also excluded.
It all depends on the story. We must not bring ethnic bigotry into everything.
"North East" was written and directed by a guy from South West.

Gallant!

Even though 90%of its "special features" will not be put into use until another one is purchased.

BiafranBushBoy:
You failed to talk about the death aspect

When they just shoot you for no just cause

you can rise up again.

killsmith:
And I was thinking Volkswagen had gone bankrupt

I think they enjoyed part of the bail out funds during the global economic crisis of 2008.

@walga this is a good advice. You have your answer. Cheers.

stancydg:
For commercial purposes, you can have as much as 4nos 2bedroom flats in a block, 3nos 3bedroom flats in a block and if you go upstairs, can even be more. I just concluded the design of a block of 6nos 2bed flats for a nairalander on same size. All the best.

byrron:


Im still amazed that top Hollywood stars like George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Robert De Niro still Don’t have A Hollywood Star on The Walk Of Fame

They are waiting for them to die first.

My Al Pacino is ageing. Breaking my heart.

Why are APC apologists to afraid of this protest?

They keep trying to undermine it and discourage people from participating in it.

So the question is thrown back to you OP. What is your endgame?

ABUJA peeps:

There is an audition on Feb 3.
@Nippon grand hotel Abuja.
See image for detail.

EWAagoyin:
signify if u can be of any help.
one room self contain with indoor private toilet and bathroom.

Which part of Katsina? Malumfanshi, Daura, Funtua of Kofar Kaura side?

Looks so real. Wow!

The series has already been aired on an Indian station before.
Now just to give you a spoiler. Didi or whatever her name is will also die soon. I also heard Roshni and Sadhart will have a child. They will both die and leave the child to their grandparents. That child is the real king of hearts.
I don't like to attack people for watching lower IQ shows but brother it is a waste of time. I still don't know what people are watching in Zee World.
Like I said...
"If you have a wife who doesn't watch Zee World or Telemundo, you don't know how lucky you are".

Buy something come o.

So realistic.