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Politics › Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by prof800(m): 7:55pm On Aug 02, 2016

solid3:
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "

https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304

Maybe that's what his driver told him. Didn't want to bother him with the details that when policemen wish you "happy weekend", they are indirectly saying you should give them money for weekend.

Health › Re: How A Nairalander Saved My Pregnant And Dying Wife by prof800(m): 10:52pm On Aug 01, 2016

National award for "EmmyBusko". Kudos.

Sports › Re: Soccer Braine Teaser-who Am I? by prof800(m): 7:53am On Aug 01, 2016

Splazy:
* I've played alongside C.Ronaldo, L.Messi, Z.Ibrahimovich, W.Rooney, Vander sar, Ronaldinho, Heinze, Puyol and Xavi * I scored in Euro cup, World cup, Ucl, La-liga, Epl and Fa cup * My goal was voted as best goal of the tournament of an Euro cup * In Ucl final, i came on as a substitute in the 61st minute and then provided both assists for my team winning in a 2-1 margin * I have won scottish premier league 4 times, La-liga 2 times, champions league once and English premier league once. I have also won European Golden Boot and UEFA Golden-Player Award............ WHO AM I?

I think you're an African player.
Then you're Samuel Eto'o fils.

TV/Movies › Re: Top Movies That Killed It In The 80s And 90s (Pics). by prof800(m): 7:35am On Aug 01, 2016

databoy247:
Above the Law
This is an action flick by Cynthia Rothrock - one of my favorites female actors back then. Never heard from her since then.

Cynthia Rothrock!!! Chai, goosebumps ooo!

Above the law was afternoon meal back then after homework.

my list:
Commando
Terminator
First blood: Rambo
The gods must be crazy
Kick boxer

TV/Movies › Re: Special Effects Makeup Artist 'chops' Off Actor's Hands On Set (photos) by prof800(m): 7:23am On Aug 01, 2016

sholay2011:
Local as how? And what's your definition of 'local'?

no mind am. btw, I sent you a mail and awaiting your reply.

Celebrities › Re: A'rese Emokpae Wins Thevoicenigeria 2016, Congrat To Teamwaje. by prof800(m): 11:37pm On Jul 31, 2016

Congratz to her.

Travel › Re: The Modern Emerging Face Of Ibadan City. by prof800(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2016

OmoAjowa7:
While Ibadan was busy developing, y'all were chanting brown roof anthems

Continue.

Like I said on another thread, the time will come when the trio of Lagos, Ogun and Oyo will
be ones topping the charts on economic indices

You don't need a soothsayer to know that

How far... no Ventura mall?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Story Of Melchizedek by prof800(m): 8:21am On Jul 31, 2016

tollytexy:
I hope this post won't result to blasphemy

It already has. May mercy be served upon the sons of men.
Some people just believe everything they read in a book. sad

Politics › Re: Uche Ogah Inspects His Master Energy City Project In Abia State(pics) by prof800(m): 10:54pm On Jul 29, 2016

Emmenyk:
I'm from Isuikwuato and I've visited the site, it's just as stated, so forget about Sahara Bullsh*t and their lies
talking about proximity to the rail station, it's not a problem, only what needs to be done is to reconstruct the link road, and I think it is strategically placed; not too far from Enugu-Port Harcourt express road, and not too far from Ovum rail station

You mean Ovim right.

Yeah, you're right the factory is strategically placed. Onuaku is in the epicentre, linking straight to Afikpo Ebonyi state, it also links straight to Acha then link to Ovim and Uzoakoli, it also links straight to Okigwe.
And from Okigwe you are linked to the rest of Nigeria. (you can follow Enugu express to Kogi and the North, you can link to Imo, Anambra then Lagos, you can go to Umuahia then to PH etc.) Nna ehn... ILoveUturu.

TV/Movies › Re: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by prof800(m): 1:27pm On Jul 29, 2016

semid4lyfe:
Lol, I did.

Jessica - "Well, I just got a very interesting phone call but I'm not smiling about it".

Harvey - "Nigerian Prince leaving you his inheritance? Because, I got news for you, its a scam".

That part pepper me for body. sad

But it's not their fault. Na 419ers spoil our country name.

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TV/Movies › Re: 17 Nollywood Translators That Need To Learn Their Work by prof800(m): 8:25am On Jul 29, 2016

Mediapace:
Already posted yesterday :
https://www.nairaland.com/3254855/17-nollywood-translators-need-learn

Properties › Re: If Your Room As Bachelor Looks Like This You Are Boss - Pic by prof800(m): 12:53am On Jul 29, 2016

Sega!!!

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TV/Movies › Re: " A Trip To Jamaica" AY Releases Trailer For His New Movie by prof800(m): 2:28pm On Jul 28, 2016

Packaging things on point.!

Christianity Etc › Re: Betty Lasher Who Led Oyedepo To Christ In 1969 (photo) by prof800(m): 4:44am On Jul 26, 2016

What is her name.?

Phones › Re: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by prof800(m): 9:47am On Jul 24, 2016

Most of you here judging the veracity of the story don't get it at all.

There is a MORAL LESSON in the story. It has nothing to do with whether it is fictitious or real. (just like every other fairy tale).

Get the MORAL of the story. "Minimise your use of locks and security on your phones and gadgets".

I personally think you should use locks only when and where it is "absolutely" necessary. Some people just use pattern locks because they see everyone else using it so they think it looks cool or techy.

I don't use security locks in any of my devices; phones, laptop etc. I am still trying to convince myself since the past SEVEN YEARS to use it.

Celebrities › Re: 14 HOLLYWOOD Actresses With Nigerian Roots by prof800(m): 7:20am On Jul 19, 2016

stigmond:
I go soon join that list.

They are talking about females here. You be female? grin

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by prof800(m): 5:34pm On Jul 18, 2016

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you luxanne...!!!

I wish you good health, long life and greater accomplishments ahead. wink

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Literature › Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by prof800(m): 9:05pm On Jul 15, 2016

Ishilove:
The part that got me was when the boy's father spat into his hands and asked him to lick it

"What the eyes does not see, the mouth does not water for." -Dede (1892)

naptu2:
I preferred Forty-Eight Guns For The General. My God, I lost myself in that book!

You, just go back to your generation. Ya too old grin

plus your memory power is really superb. wink

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Romance › Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by prof800(m): 7:54am On Jul 15, 2016

Sympathetic pregnancy? sad

That is the reason I have been in a state of compendious laconic lacuna! grin

Politics › Re: "I Am Pro-Biafra" – Wole Soyinka by prof800(m): 7:45am On Jul 15, 2016

Well who knows..?

Celebrities › Re: THIS IS CORRUPTION!! Checkout This Makeup,the Make-up Artiste Needs To Be Jailed by prof800(m): 7:16pm On Jul 14, 2016

Oh nooooo....! sad

Politics › Re: I Am The Bonafide President Of This Nation- Truenews by prof800(m): 6:23pm On Jul 14, 2016

Sorry ooo, which nation? You did not mention the name of the nation you are talking about.

It is well. grin

Education › Re: Eight Ways To Improve Your Writing Skills by prof800(m): 6:13pm On Jul 14, 2016

Bbsharon:
Thanks...let's hope the mods think so too.

I think they do.
Nice article. Thanks for sharing. wink

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Celebrities › Re: Jose Mourinho All Smiles As He Takes Man U Training For First Time(photos) by prof800(m): 8:43am On Jul 14, 2016

The Special one is now feeling special in a special football club.

Literature › Re: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 82nd Birthday Today by prof800(m): 12:37pm On Jul 13, 2016

Happy 82nd birthday to Professor Soyinka.

Celebrities › Re: Guys I Want To Co-produce A Movie But There's A Problem by prof800(m): 6:42pm On Jul 12, 2016*

girl4rmspace:
So a friend of mine showed me this movie script which i thought was very good. He wanted me to co-produce the movie with him and a few other people.

I had no problems with that because i loved the script, but then it dawned on me that its actually a SCI FI movie!! Yeah sci fi, he knows i love sci fi but how in god's name do we pull this off without it looking mediocre due to poor naija tech?

Apart from that, the sci fi genre itself is some of the most expensive type of movie to make and correct me if am wrong, naija barely has any sci fi movies right?

He's convinced that it could work but am not so sure, please if you know any good naija sci fi movies, Help me list them so i could watch them all and see just how good the cgi's were.

Lastly... Do you think a movie like this would work in naija? With limited funds and tech which he somehow believes could work? Should i really go on with this? Need some advice

I don't even know where to start sef... sad

Anyway, I respect your decision. Chill for now and tell your friends to chill too. But don't be discouraged. (na one day pikin go walk). I keep saying that we will get there one day. The techniques involved in making a good movie is not a "classified top secret", it is available to the public, so why not?

Just to mention sha, not all sci-fi movies require such a huge budget (it depends on the type of sci-fi story).

Nigeria has had some attempts at sci-fi and movies with heavy visual effects in the past, although poorly made, the newer outcomes look a little bit promising.
But just because no one has tried something is not reason enough not to try it. What happens to being a trend setter or pioneer?

This topic should have been posted in [url="https://www.nairaland.com/tv-movies"]TV-MOVIES SECTION[/url]
Come here and ask of me. grin

Also;
Check out these sci-fi related stuffs, if you have not seen them before. Tell me what you think.
They were done by Nigerians (nairalanders).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSKwKJtezU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zsGJfStcYs

There are many more stuffs like these if you look around.

I wish you and your friends goodluck.

TV/Movies › Re: Kunle Afolayan Pleads With Movie Pirates: “I Borrowed 50 Million To Make The CEO by prof800(m): 5:33pm On Jul 12, 2016

He better beg them well ooo.
It is well.

Romance › Re: Is This Man Outside Or Inside by prof800(m): 5:03pm On Jul 12, 2016

You cannot scatter my brain.
I choose inside.

Foreign Affairs › Re: LOL: Germany Introduces New English After Brexit by prof800(m): 4:50pm On Jul 12, 2016

Wow... very creative.

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