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Nigerian Foods For Muscles
1. Eggs
2. Rice
3. Beans
4. Vegetables
5. Meat(preferably chicken and fish)
6. Milk
NB: Eating right is as important as your workout

Actually I prefer ideas on how to get bigger

I am no expert but a freak for muscles, currently I am one year into lifting weights and would love to continue for as long as possible...would love to meet people with like passion here and share ideas.

Keepp them rolling

Sincere nigerian is not sincere

I was first going to start the thread to hear if
there's any truth or fact behind the Urban Legend that David Copperfield sold his soul to the devil,
in exchange for his "magical powers", and cutting off part of his pinkie to show his devotion to Satan.
But then I thought about it a bit. Can you actually sell your soul to the devil?

1. First you need to believe that you actually have a soul.

2. Secondly you need to believe that the devil \Satan\Lucifer exists. Which is a bit controversial because if you believe in the devil, then you'll probably believe in hell and everything that come with the package. I.e. who in his right mind is up for torture, pain and torment for the rest of eternity?
3. So you decide you want to sell your soul to the devil... How do you contact him? Is there a hotline to hell...? (Hope someone got that one... F )

4. OK, so you phone up the devil and he actually answers. Who says he wants to buy your soul? If you are a Christian (or one of the other religions), then you believe that your God/god is your saviour. If not, then you are going to hell anyway.
So in order for the devil to be up for the
transaction, then you must have a valuable soul to buy, right? Like, let's say the Pope. But then if the Pope decides to sell his soul to the devil, then he would by definition not be a Christian anymore, i.e. the devil has claim to his soul anyway! Sounds like a catch 22...

5. Say you convince the devil that you have a soul worth buying, would the price be right? Would he buy your soul for $10,000,000? Or would you need to negotiate the price? Would you end up
paying with your soul and a left arm for
$3,000,000 and the ability to charm any girl? And what's the current going price for souls anyway?

6. OK, so you sold your soul and your left arm for a couple of greenbacks... You spend it all in a year, end up on the street, and realize that you are now screwed. Can you go confess your sins before God/your god and you get your soul back?
Or is there no turning back once you sold your soul, no matter how much you pray or accept Jesus or one of the other gods as your Saviour?

To me it looks a bit over the top to try and sell your soul to the devil. He would be a fool to buy anyone's soul... (Dare I say that!?) To the occultists: Is it really possible to sell your soul to the devil or any other being - human or non- human - for that matter?
Are there actually any records of people selling their souls to the devil? There's the legend of Faust or Faustus, that Fiddle player down in Georgia, David Copperfield, a new entry on the list, David Blaine and then we saw it on the movie
Bedazzled as well... To name but a few.
But where do all of these legends come from? Folklore or actual historic events?

How much and how is it done in your area

Mosquitoes, grasshoper, wall gecko, great meal for yuzedo

Bosoms (moderate perky,firm)
Bottom (must not be too black, soft)
Lips (as red as crimson, not cracky)
Nose (pointed)
Face (oval, must be finer than nadia sa)
Hips (should be 3 cm away from waist)
Legs (40 inches)
Tummy (flatttttttt!)
Hands (no muscles)
Skin (smooth firm and light)
Skull (no long ogor)
Shape (hour glasss)
Hair (blonde, black no other)
Just to mention a few
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BANANA ISLAND

This is too dumb....mctweerrrrrrrewwwwwwww

you are just scratching the surface

4reigningqueen: erm.......erm ..... Please, wots the vaseline for?

Dia is hard on advice on the label

* The female mite creates her own husband
from scratch. She lays eggs that turn into adults
without needing to be fertilised. The mother
then copulates with her sons within three of
four days of laying the eggs, after which the
sons die rather quickly. ( Now what if this could
happen with humans.. women could all create their ideal husbands!!!

"The quick brown fox jumps
over a lazy dog". This sentence
uses every letter of the alphabet!

Most dust particles in your
house are made from dead skin!
(Ew that's disgusting!)

A duck's quake, doesn't echo.
( No one knows why this is)

Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.

STOP QUOTIN THAT LONG POST

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]...so you could have access to the sexuality section where some of the works are hidden. Badt boy[/quote]Na u bad pass

Joined this forum months ago and hell yes there are crazy, funny, arrogant, intelligent, and weird people
And below are some of those people who are quite interesting

Idowuogbo: for being the craziest lady on nairaland

Mazi omenuko: actually he was the reason I opened an account so I could have access to.....

190 the clown, yuzedo, Mr and Mrs chima,Nadia SA, Sexkillz, spongeback, sincere nigerian, glowing scenes, ogugua, etc etc.....

add yours

Caracta: Na wa o...

Is there a Reception thread too? Abi we no go chop rice after thanksgiving? Smh...

Hahahahahahahahaha.....reception dey happen for another thread...u go chop internet rice tire....#teamnomoreprotests#

I would look for the tightest corners in bus, school and church just so boobs will be presin against me....buh the first real experience ws wit the housegirl...

eddiebruk: This should be in the Trash section, if you want the Attention of the FG, try to start a real life press conference/student mobilization, people on here are too busy with their business, plus an E-protest will not get to the Government.

I know but anytin is worth trying

If only this thread enjoyed half the passion
https://www.nairaland.com/1458264/e-protest-students-want-go

[quote author=ms.mysterious22]yeah, i think so
id rather date the guy 1st, then get to know him better, before judging his behavior or how he dress,smells,etc.

After all,it is just a date..[/quote]nice I like dat....cool chick

Seun has promised to send him to SS1 D lets wait and see please...this is begining to look childish

Dallas Cowgirl: Is this an opportunity for me to complain about afam4eva and his tribalistic views?

It is okay...COWGIRL dont overdo it

I wish this could happen in nigerian real life issues

any one who says sex kills is due for yabaleft...