₦airaland Forum

Dyt: Ppl like me or ppl wit grt sense of humour?

Piple wit low sense of humor

Dyt: When his sense of humour is so so so so low

People like this can ruin you I swear

Have you used it or has it been used against you...ladies do this a lot

Zukoslim: lolz..gosh..i rily wished i murdered d english,cuz ama b killin evryfin wit no gun in ma handz..lolz..as 2 ur *****,dat wz d day a b!tch gave birth 2 d son of a B..lolz..u nt ma type,..u tink u av swag,hw stupid u are,xorry boi av got Clazz..

Common to quote you cant guess u are using china...pauper

Hearme: Topic and content not in agreement. May be you are part of the half baked,graduate being produced by the system. LOL

oh I see and you werent baked atall...sorry

Djkels: Zukoslim u shud go back to school akpako pikin

no mind am

Zukoslim: abeg o..c me c professor DUMMY..na ur type dey form wetin dem no b.u wey neva c 4 wallz of uni..mtcheew professor ko, oppresor ni..

Atleast I dont kill people with english zukodaft

Zukoslim: ..
Lolz..u get g.f..?lolz...or d one u imagine u av...oya u wey cute upload make we c d uglinez..lolz..monkey lyk u

Erm! Didnt know I was wasting my time with one bush man...dem just release you from prison abi..which animal did you molest... and I said go back to PRIMARY 6D bush man

Op how do you feel.....someone sniffed your pant and you are telling us
Tomorrow tell us ''someone asked me out what should I do''

[quote author=ms.mysterious22][color=#006600][/color] too blingy :-/[/quote]Thats all?

runzlord: dude u remb dat song?

Great song aite

Zukoslim: hahahaha..me n you wu haz a low xef esteem,boi u ar stil kid,stop rantin,itz only a kid dat talkz hw u do,abt d uglines,lwkmd,ur 10 no reach me 4 beauty,xo park well dey imagine woman,punk lyk u

See english....GO BACK TO SKUL

I am cuter than your girlfriends lover...ps if obj give u balls upload ya picture..otondo kidergaten dropout like you...dont show the world you dont have class
NOTE..my girlfriend is way better than what I described...@ZUKOUGLY

Zukoslim: i bet xay if u even c diz type,dem na fit fall 4 u..u luk urxef 4 mirror?

ugly people like you with low self esteem you think am d same with you....Bleep off with your one digit IQ

Boobs (moderate perky,firm)
Ass (must not be too black, soft)
Lips (as red as crimson, not cracky)
Nose (pointed)
Face (oval, must be finer than nadia sa)
Hips (should be 3 cm away from waist)
Legs (40 inches)
Tummy (flatttttttt!)
Hands (no muscles)
Skin (smooth firm and light)
Skull (no long ogor)
Shape (hour glasss)
Hair (blonde, black no other)
Just to mention a few

Is it the govt or ASUU that is the problem

spenca: B.A, L.L.B, L.L.M ,SAN ,AGF , 75 years old blessed with children

Amen

it is ridiculous that government officials were quoted as saying ASUU’s N1.3 trillion demand is capable of shutting down the country. No. Their insatiable and rapacious greed will. The private jets in the presidential fleet can fly, centenary celebrations is a priority to government, there’s enough money to pay humongous salaries and allowances to federallegislators and other political office holders, enough to forfeit to oil subsidy thieves, enough to pay militants bogus amnesty cheques and phantom contracts while they continue to bunker our crude oil like never before, there’s enough money to beg Boko Haram
to accept amnesty but there is no money for law abiding Nigerian students who want to eke out a living using university education as a stepping stone. It is this kind of attitude from the
government that provokes the use of brute force by some regional groups to attract government’s attention to their problems..no money my foot

Nigerian students dont keep quiet, its our future we are talking about here. I don't care about more jumbo pay for lecturers, because I hardly see most of them in lecture halls, my concern is infrastructure and students welfare. I have said it before Jonathan won't mind paying twice what ASUU is asking for just to get back in power come 2015 yet they treat us this way because there children go to harvard. I bet if ngozi okonjo's children where in OAU or Uniben she would be more serious...your fate is in your hands..All ye Nigerian students

Pause for once all yea jona supporters...and compare the price of garri with previous years,

Cool list @ mechummy

Cool signature @djeezy.....

Romance is almost incomplete without songs..some can put you in the mood others leave a feeling of nostalgia and draw you closer to your partner..here are some of such songs
1. Peabo bryson...tonight I celebrate my love
2. Darey.... Not the girl
3. Bruno mars...when I was your man
4. Katy perry...teenage dreams
5. Ludacriss.....move bi.tch(

holyvirgin: Finally don't leave her the way you met her. Impact something meaningful into her life.

True talk

NnamdiN: expecting us to talk everyday, nagging, seeing me as her father being a vir...(i like em faily used

Are you for real

Which qualities would make you not date a person
For me: low self esteem, dirtiness and unintelligence...beauty and others I will consider only after those three
Lets hear yours.

Myopic bunch he asks for more 4 years and will spend twice the money ASUU is asking for just to get back in power nigerian youths your fate is in your hands

And they will come here to drive traffic to there yeye blog....you dont know the feeling until someone peddles a fake rumuor about you...@ chidinma they will never smell the money you see

Thought I should share....

GIVING COMPLIMENTS
More than anything, a woman wants to be appreciated. Whether she is a self assured diva or a shy sweetheart. However be as sincere as possible

PHONE CALLS
Maybe you just called to say hello or inform her of a change of plans. try not to overdo it though, but trust me it stops her from wondering what you are upto.

PRIORITIZE HER
Most times its difficult to choose between spending time with your woman and football or playstation or even chilled star with friends but often than not make her your priority..when she notices this you will be the next best thing after point and kill

There are two more I will be back with those later....enjoy

As for me my school RSUst aint part of the strike...but some of my friends have started learning vocational trades some are completing projects while others are,having a field day at clubs.....wanted to know what you guys are up to

From My Mother…

Do choose your battles.
Don’t force your spouse to take part in the
activities that you enjoy. Sometimes you can go it
alone!

From My Sisters…
Do cut out words like should or ought, as in “You
should be a better listener.” That’s parental, not
relational. Instead, simply ask for what you need.
Don’t have a script for a happy marriage in your
head—and don’t expect your spouse to magically
follow it.

From My Best Friend…
Do recognize what your spouse brings to the
relationship rather than focusing on what you
wish he or she brought. Rejoice in the ways you
and your spouse fit together; try to work around
the ways you don’t.
Don’t compare your relationship with others.

From Pop Culture…
Do watch reality-TV shows about online dating
disasters, such as the MTV show Catfish, instead
of acting them out in real life.
Don’t forget that while a wedding can seem like a
Broadway show with you in the starring role, a
marriage is about forging a connection that
endures long after the curtain falls.

From My Marriage…
Do come to some resolution to restore peace
after a fight, even if it’s just saying, “I’m sorry.”
Don’t lose sight of what attracted you to the other
person in the first place. That part might be
hidden, but it’s still there