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MichaelKadi:
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Jesu. May God enlarge you amen
Real bruv thanks alot

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Why this did not make front page beats me

NemzySeries:
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I believe in a few days time I will have money to buy this

birdsetfree1:
Gud evening all am new in dis group I ave been reading dis thread but am still doubting if I can build any muscle cause I weigh 50kg and am very skinny I only gat broad shoulders. Pls I need guild on how to be muscular have never been to a gym b4 pls help me

1. Start Going to gym

2. Eat more Cleaner Sources of Protein and Complex carbs

3. Be consistent, the results won't be overnight...

4. Introduce supplements to compliment your diet

5. Whatever is conceivable is achievable

ZKOSOSO:
APC agenda in Rivers state in unfolding gradually...

I think they actually wanted to kill the judge to pave way for SOE in Rivers state.

APC. APC. APC. We de hail o!

Ignore this one....he knows nothing...bigotic worm

i luuh this,but naija just makes certain things a bit difficult

lalasticlala over to you

Too long

Damn men you look hot!!!!!!!

Chai

Arrest this man....let him tell us the people sponsoring and solutions to avert this things, God is meant to save us not post us about disasters


Professor

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My own is a 22 year old parrot, she talks for Africa infact she can talk you into talking but I love her she is my fav parrot

Cc Lalasticlala

Gratitude
Every so often I do this: express my gratitude to all the persons, organizations and institutions who chip in and make Nigeria and Nigerians such a great, great place.

Mostly because I was raised properly. I was taught to say please and I’m sorry and most importantly, thank you. So from time to time I update my gratitude. I would like fellow Nigerians to join me in thanking the
people below:


1. The United States of America.
For the accent(s) that our radio presenters try so hard to copy. Nigerian radio would be nothing without them. We love them. God bless America.


2. Harvard University.
For providing spaces for ex-Nigerian government officials to soothe their consciences and (re)write their history. Hundreds of pages of new Nigerian history have resulted from this. We thank them immensely.


3. Great Britain.
For colonialism, religion and all the other things that have saved us from ourselves. For things like DFID which supports our hospitals and governance even when we can afford to do them ourselves. For the hospitals in England where generations of our elite are born. Like Paddington. For being unobtrusive about their spying (not like America that can’t keep secrets and is hunting its whistleblowers around the world).


4. Switzerland
For helping our leaders keep the funds that managed to disappear from Nigeria. For the wonder that is Sepp Blatter who is living proof that corrupt sit-tight leaders do not have
to be black. That is such a relief. Now we no longer have to look for the solution to corruption in our genes. God bless Switzerland.


5. India
For not complaining when we partially outsource the healthcare of our middle class to them. Not everyone can afford to go to Germany the U.S. or England. For Bollywood that provides so much inspiration and material for our own Kannywood. What would northern Nigerian be without Indian movies?


7. UAE. (Dubai in particular)
For giving our middle class, their wives and mistresses a place to shop. Again, not everyone can go to Paris, NewYork or London. May their visas keep being easy to get. May their stores never close.


8. South Korea
For the alternatives to the more expensive car brands which help some of our working class Nigerians drive brand newcars. We know they Kia. We Kia too.


9. Israel
For supporting many of our governments over the years,
some of them allegedly with spy equipment and arms. May we never quarrel with them. We see what they when their neighbours in Palestine annoy them. May we never annoy them.


10. Ghana.
For not trying too hard to outshine Nigeria even though everyone predicted this would happen. For also allowing their citizens to realise the value of the darkness Nigerians have endured for decades. There is nothing worse than being compared with a sibling who is doing better. God
bless Ghana.


11. China
For making us able to afford our own textiles. Or stuff that looks like it. Great job. For the phones that are loud enough to be heard in all the Nigerian noise. We love them!


12. Brazil
For the hair. I don’t need to say too much here. Brazil is just the best. God bless Brazil. May their hair continue to grow
healthy.


13. Germany
For Julius Berger. I know that not many people in Germany know this company that works wonders here in Nigeria. But without them where would all our popular bridges be? We thank them for navigating the corrupt space that is Nigeria
and finding a way to do business, decade in, decade out.


14. South Africa
For being tough with visas and not letting us flood the place and ruin the most progressive nation in Africa. For not being too friendly and spoiling us as a result. For DSTV which keeps our middle class happy and giving them the
things that truly matter: international football and American TV shows and series. Thanks big brother!


15. Europe
For granting all those asylum applications. For the interracial marriages which have given birth to papers and foreign passports. We love them. Always.


16. God
For filling in for the Nigerian government since 1960. In healthcare, safe travels, justice, and consuming our enemies by fire. For helping those who through various means have been helping themselves. For blessing our collective hustle.

Common Pdp Thief

Quote me anywhere

quiinnBee:
abeg make he con give me since he doesnt need it

Broke ass

McDonalds2014:
Informed Rivers people know how much this Wike stole when he was local govt chairman and later chief of staff to Amaechi. The federal government of Buhari is not oblivious of the looting in ministry of education under Wike. I will never support Amaechi or anyone else for corruption but all Wike's supporters should tell the whole world how he became so stupendously rich, where he got the billions he lavished on his campaign. It's easy to point accusing fingers. The worst governor any state will ever have is Peter Odili but the pdp in Rivers state hardly remembers him. As we speak today, there's absolutely nothing to remember his administration except for billboards all over Port Harcourt then. There are landmarks to Amaechi's credit; from roads rehabilitation to primary health care to primary and secondary schools infrastructure improvement to electricity substations etc. If not for Amaechi, there will be no motorable road today leading to Owerri, a federal road. Out of their wicked hearts, Jonathan and his wife made sure that money was never refunded to Rivers state during Amaechi's tenure. Talking of empty treasury is bulls**t. An aircraft does not generate revenue by parking at the airport. Amaechi increased rivers state IGR more than any other state in the entire south except Lagos. He did not stop the IGR when he left office. He did not stop the federal allocation to Rivers when he left. If Wike luckily survives the electoral tribunal, he should focus on the job of governance and allow efcc or whatever to address the allegations against Amaechi. Ka Chineke mezie okwu.

Take 9 bottles for my head

In Rivers State pdp officials control the armed forces like generals

It is the truth

1.The thing to be noticed is that 90 percent of Inec officials to the area are card carrying members of the pdp

2. Policemen and security officials are terribly biased and Co-operating with the pdp in a bid to rig elections

3. A former LG Chairman of Gokana, Fred Kpakol(pdp) is going about threatening to arrest people using both policemen and thugs in a bid to intimidate the opposition

4. There is no result sheet in most of the polling unit

5. Mini protests have already been staged, the Apc supporters are having non of it

6. Thugs loyal to the pdp have attacked a serving senator in the area

7. generally speaking the violence in the area is not much but isolated cases have been reported

It is safe to say that the pdp in a desperate attempt tried to rig the election in gokana lga and rivers state as a whole, despite their monopoly of the armed forces It is not business as usual, the attempt to rig has been resisted on all grounds.
Attached below are pics of some of those associated with the electoral fraud and violence in the area

I love my governor I swear

So after a consensus candidate you want them to accept candidates, this is not news at all

Just incase it makes fp...I was here

I will do as you say bruv
Nice write up

Life is challenging. There is a reason your poor family decided to pool resources to send you to Law School. They didn’t send you there to take the long route – serving some stingy senior lawyer or law firm for 5-10 years before you can afford to make it on your own.

When people ask me how it feels like to be a
lawyer, I often save them from the disappointment that the truth is sure to give
them; I shrug, smile and add to whatever mystery already exists in their head.
But you, my dear reader – especially you, the new lawyer or law student – I will tell the truth. I want you to, at least, like your banker colleagues, be able to afford to pay your own rent and buy a clean second hand car in the first to second year after your call to the Nigerian Bar. Register your private law firm as soon as you finish and print your letter head andcomplimentary cards.

Your cards especially should have your full and imposing title:
Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. I mean a lawyer knows that’s all hot air but to a non-lawyer it makes you seem like you learnt under Saint Paul himself and have your office right in the Supreme Court.

Hustling must start immediately, whether you work in a law firm or not.
Learn how to eavesdrop on people’s conversation for any possible legal services they may need. Somebody’s wife was slapped. Apologise for butting in, then quickly inform them that under our legal system, that is a crime called assault.

You are a lawyer and you can help them. By help, you mean take their money. If they look at you funny, whip out your card. They will see that full title, which is a killer. Suddenly you will appear more intelligent, more important. When you walk into a big store, don’t just buy stuff and leave. If you can see the manager, ask if they have registered their business with the Corporate Affairs Commission.

Company registration is a no-brainer. Yes, serious lawyers snub it but what do you care? Offer to register their business for less than what your colleagues charge. The idea is turn over. If you have many companies to register at the same time, it won’t matter that you are charging less (and spoiling
business for other hustling lawyers).

You must never ignore police stations. There is always money to be made there. Anyone who calls you a charge and bail lawyer, God will judge them harshly. Take keen interest in the affairs of your neighbours. There is always someone dragging someone to the police station or someone being arrested for something.

Don’t wait until you are called. Go there and offer your services. Trouble is your business.
The art of securing bail is one that only the
streetwise can handle. No one will teach you that in school. They teach you crap like “bail is free” and “no one must be held for more than 24 hours without charge”. Bah! The Police in Nigeria don’t care what you’ve been taught, in fact, the more legal you get, the more complicated things get for your prospective client. And trust me there
is nothing worse than messing up a neighbour’s case. You don’t want to be sneaking into your own neighbourhood at odd hours.


Common sense is more useful than law inside a Police Station. You have no friends inside a Police Station. Bail is hardly
ever free. You must learn to negotiate with the IPO firmly,respectfully and pragmatically. Learn this and you will become hot cake in your community, making
so much money that you won’t care if anyone calls you charge and bail.
To avoid the stereotypical look of the struggling Nigerian Lawyer – shirts that were once white, shoe soles eaten to a 45 degree angle, a heavy tattered bag containing everything from your wig and gown to dozens of company registration forms and affidavit forms – you need to also be
an estate agent. You must befriend as many
landlords as you can so that you will have
signboards reading “TO LET” on as many empty houses as possible. You never know
which 10% commission will take you
permanently out of poverty.

When you have sold that expensive house and ride home in a Range Rover Sport (with NBA stickers in front and behind) no one will bother if you ever go to court or not. Your neighbours will hail you as you drive
past: ‘Barristaa!’

It is no surprise that struggling lawyers are the most hated in their families. The reason is simple. After supporting you morally and
otherwise to become a lawyer, the least they
expect from you is to make reasonable
contributions at family events and send money into their accounts when they call you.
God forbid that you become a struggling Nigerian lawyer.

Follow my advice and your family and
neighbours will think you are the best thing since point-and-kill. As always, God bless your hustle

Michael Dogbaa