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Education › Re: Which Of These Statements Will Make A Student Jump Up by professore(op): 6:00pm On Feb 21, 2015

sam121:
Damn....! U got me on number 4, it gives me so much excitement back then in school....

Education › Re: Which Of These Statements Will Make A Student Jump Up by professore(op): 5:56pm On Feb 21, 2015

englishmart:
non. I'm a very neutral boy .

Only a primary school student will feel unconcerned with SOME of the listed points,not even ALL of the listed points,why? A primary school student will most certainly jump up if u announce to him/her there is holiday tomorrow even though he/she does not care if the class teacher wanna conduct the test for those who missed it again.

Education › Re: Which Of These Statements Will Make A Student Jump Up by professore(op): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
NO PAY SCHOOL FEES AGAIN.. Kai! Na fly I go fly..

Not even when GEJ and Buhari win the election at the same time grin

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Education › Which Of These Statements Will Make A Student Jump Up by professore(op): 3:26pm On Feb 21, 2015*

1. The lecture will not hold again

2. The test will not hold again

3. There is holiday tomorrow

4. Next week is lecture free for revision

5.The lecturer promised to conduct the test again for those who missed it

6. You are suspended for just 2 weeks grin

7. Examinations have been postponed

8. Daddy will make the bank to alert you soon

9. Lecturer says you all performed well in his yet to be pasted result

10. The attendance will carry the minimum of 5 marks

11. That wicked lecturer is on sabatical leave and his course to be undertaken by another lecturer

12. Registration is extended of which u have not paid

You may state what will make u happy the most if not already listed.

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Food › Re: 7 Things Not To Do After A Meal by professore(m): 8:27pm On Feb 18, 2015

Nice piece

Romance › Re: 10 Confusing Behaviours Of Girls/Ladies by professore(m): 12:52pm On Feb 13, 2015

I guess u are talkng from experience,I also found out they are like this,your thread is a perfect example of how these ladies behave,this is what they make us go through.

Romance › Re: Who Has Done More Wickedness In This Situation by professore(op): 6:45pm On Feb 11, 2015

damola1:
If the situation is to be ideal then the conversation is a waste of time. Adenuga didn't become rich by being a fool. And thank God you are not a mod.

Confusionist,I centered this post on lies the couple made on their s/exual organs,u told me s/ex is not the only concern in marriage,I mentioned Adenuga to let u know I'm aware finance and other stuffs are also important in a marriage,yet,u still managed to make an invalid post again,let me avoid a man like u even on this faceless forum.

Romance › Re: Who Has Done More Wickedness In This Situation by professore(op): 6:30pm On Feb 11, 2015

xpac01:
Haa! Ogbeeni.! Na d guy oo! The girls secret can be forgiven as a human, but the guy's own na miracle wo!
BTW, If a girl dare tells me she's a virgin, i'll have to do finger testing wo!

This is a good input,someone who made his view known,others are just doing what they like,I wish I had the power to ban them until after the general election,before I would allow them to use their moniker to operate on this beautiful site again grin

Romance › Re: Who Has Done More Wickedness In This Situation by professore(op): 6:22pm On Feb 11, 2015

damola1:
Na so we see am o..

Stop being a Mr. Knowitall... is relationship all about 'sex'... several factors are to be considered and your point is only one of them... besides you take things too seriously, what makes you think the guys thing can't stand up with good medical support, and the babes thing can get tighter with better medical support, relax bros, life is short.

Did I provide the option of the guy getting medical support?did I provide the option of the girl getting her thing tight?did I even mention that s/ex is the only concern in a marriage,look here,if this scenerio happens,even if u are rich like Adenuga,this issue will be the centre of your life,oga boss,u are the mr know it all that is on this thread,just answer within the few options that are available,stop showing how much of a scientist u are.

Romance › Re: Who Has Done More Wickedness In This Situation by professore(op): 6:04pm On Feb 11, 2015

Gboliwe:
Bros, na wa you oooo

Only you ask question
Only you answer the question only you ask
Only you begin advice based on the answer of the question only you asked.
Finally, only you will take the advice you gave based on the answer only you answered on the question only you gave.

So you see, na wa for you!

The post is to let people learn,then because I'm the op does not mean I should not state my own position on the matter,and that should not stop u from reading it and make your own conclusion,I gave a hint about my own perception,if u disagree,u should let us know,but don't derail this thread.

Romance › Re: Who Has Done More Wickedness In This Situation by professore(op): 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2015

Princecalm:
On general terms always test before buying.

I warned against this,then I gave u solutions,pray,go to the hospital with ur spouse to be,as they may lie about their genotypes,etc,then be sincere.

Romance › Who Has Done More Wickedness In This Situation by professore(op): 5:46pm On Feb 11, 2015*

A boy and a girl met,the same way normal people meet,they knew they had skeleton in their cupboards,but due to desperation to get married,they were insincere,here is how it went down.

A runs girl knew she had an express beneath her waist,got it?yet she claimed to be a virgin
NB: she knew the man would not take it easy,but she was ready to throway face,u don marry me nothing go happen kind of thing,LOL

But to her surprise,the man could not perform one second,he could not get his thing up due to a problem in his joystick got it?,but he also kept mute about it

They both found out their true colours and real identities on their wedding night,the question now is,who is the big and who is the small saddist here,or are they both equally heartless?

NOTE: this thread is not for u to claim testing before buying,it is to let u know the importance of prayer,then the need for u to see the medical reports of ur partner with your eyes,don't be told,see it,look it,then finally,be sincere in ur relationships,when u think u can lie,another person may be a better lier than u do,trust is what makes relationships survive the most,and u build this trust by telling the truth only.I made a hint regarding who I perceive to be the bigger culprit,let us know your own stand,thanks.

Christianity Etc › Re: Seening A Prophet For A Wife Confirmation How True? by professore(m): 8:23pm On Feb 07, 2015

MzNelly:
Its unwise. Please don't. Only God knows the future.

If u are truly aware that only God knows the future,then it is funny when u said it is unwise to go to a prophet,let me ask u,do u know the duty of the prophets?they deliver messages from God especially about the future,so op,do yourself a favour,make sure he is a true prophet,then he will tell u live and direct if the person is your partner or not.

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Jokes Etc › Re: How I Paid #50 For Trying To Clap A Mosquito by professore(op): 2:30pm On Feb 03, 2015*

ejikeme:
lol.....ndo.

Thanks bro,as u know,e dey painful

Jokes Etc › How I Paid #50 For Trying To Clap A Mosquito by professore(op): 10:55am On Feb 03, 2015

I no dey the white man's country where u most have a licence before u can execute animals,yet I go pay 50 naira now over one silly mosquito.

It happened as I dey my bed this morning dey relax like chairman,I con see this mosquito wey dey sleep for my ceiling,I said to myself,make I quickly squeeze am,but I miss this target,as the mosquito dey run away I been wan clap am na hin one hand hit the bulb so,hin come dey swing like pendulum.

I press the switch,bulb no gree on,I go need replace am,ah guguru money,groundnut money,boli money,puff puff money,ah,egg roll money,MOSQUITO WHY U SHOW YOURSELF NA,WHY U SURPRISE ME SO.

Health › Re: Five Common Nigerian Home Remedies And Their Uses by professore(m): 10:32pm On Feb 01, 2015

The sugar sounds okay

Family › Re: See What This Woman Did To Her Child (photo) by professore(m): 11:36pm On Jan 31, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Relationship Pics To Spice Up Your Weekend by professore(m): 5:08pm On Jan 31, 2015

See how Seun dey beg tonto in the bush before they became stars grin

Romance › Re: 11 Signs To Know If Your Girl Friend Is A Good Girl by professore(m): 11:50pm On Jan 27, 2015

Good post

Romance › Re: 10 Creepy Guys You Definitely Need To Avoid. by professore(m): 4:03pm On Jan 23, 2015

How could u forget the nyash creepy guys,some of them even go to the extent of shouting UGWU grin

as if na vegetable

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Health › Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by professore(m): 12:05pm On Jan 21, 2015

Make I follow because of my wife grin

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Health › Re: 10 Common Bad Habits That Cause Kidney Failure/damage by professore(m): 7:40pm On Jan 19, 2015

You made sense

Nairaland General › Re: The Nigerian Police Force Channels And Emergency Numbers by professore(m): 1:24pm On Jan 18, 2015

Good enough

Politics › Re: Only God Knows Nigeria’s Next President — Pastor Adeboye by professore(m): 11:18pm On Jan 16, 2015

Great piece

Family › Re: Real Friends Or Disguised Foes? Re-evaluating Your Friendships by professore(m): 10:17pm On Jan 16, 2015

U tried

Computers › Re: Over 100 Computer Keyboard Shortcuts!!! by professore(m): 10:51pm On Jan 15, 2015

Could be fun to use the computer without the mouse sometimes.

Politics › Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by professore(m): 2:34pm On Jan 11, 2015

This is cute

Family › Re: 24 Things A Mum Teaches Her Daughter Before Marriage!! by professore(m): 8:18pm On Jan 10, 2015*

A word is enough for the wise

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by professore(m): 11:53pm On Jan 06, 2015

Yansh na wonderful material property grin

Politics › Re: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by professore(m): 1:52pm On Jan 02, 2015

Goodluck Jonathan for 2015 till 2019
Check APC is an islamic party,they may rule some states but they will never rule Nigeria.

Education › Re: Top 10 Outdated And/or Made-up Words In Nigerian English by professore(m): 11:32am On Dec 25, 2014

Very educative

Culture › Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by professore(m): 9:50am On Dec 20, 2014

Yansh na wonderful material property (Nigeria)

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