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Gej should not ignore Obama, he should go and meet with him. We all know that we are winners

kelvin1191: And latr some people here will be calling him retardeen, kindergarten president etc. Abeg GEJ should pull those stunt again by cancelling d visit a day or two to d meeting day like what he did to Vladmir putin of russia.

Post Mubarak era. This is what happen when we bring religion into politic. Mubarak and others should be smiling now. Change without purpose and direction leads to confusion

I dey laugh

Judas2013: Is she talking to her gateman? Oh it's president Jonathan !!!

i rather be a kindergarten president than to be a serial loser like Buhari. Your Tinubu and Buhari will never rule Nigeria in their lifetime. My Kindergarten president will win again till 2019

Kindergarten party

henryvirus: omo c yawa. i wonda wat she'ld av bin teaching dos poor kids.

teaching them vernacular

owolabifunke14: Kings English

king Gameboy's English

He is humble, loyal and carefree person.

naptu2: +100

APC Islamic brotherhood of Nigeria

Xtana: Ok GEJ, get ready to drive your own taxi in Abuja

impossi can

Lair Muhammad has no lies to tell Nigerian

APC has no direction, no clearly defined manifestoes, no credible national leaders, no vision. APC mean Another Problem Coming. Jonathan all d way

Seun, change Nairaland Forum to Mumuland Forum. I give you 24hours to do so or i will make this tread ungovernable. QED

Am heading to University of Mumu to study mumutology. Then when i graduate i will force mumutocazy on the united republic of Mumus.

rigormortis: THANK GOD I AM AN AMERICAN OF NIGERIAN DESCENT

Mumu descent

Jihad

We are watching with keen interest.

[quote author=Big_Lebowski][size=14pt]You can vote for Allah's Peoples Congress[/size]

and have Tinibu as your soverign land lord

fashola as concentration camp commander

Buhari as the firts Ayotollah of Western Sudan formerly known as Nigeria.

Lai Mohammed as propaganda and serial liar minister

Remi Tinibu as Minister of Finance and Petroleum.

Rauf Aregbesola as Ambassador to the U.S. and Islamic terror affairs.

Adams Oshiomole as minister of capitalization which was formerly ministry of labour.

Rotimi Amaech as minister of state for special duties.

El Rufai as Minister for Genocide.

Oh boy the list is not complete. Which post will you give to Rochas, Yerima, Fani Kayode etc. More names are coming, watch out[/quote]

E just dey pretend. Nothing do am

Tyche: Obi of Onitsha

Emir of Zazzau

Alaafin of Oyo

They need to be there

Obong of Calabar

Rexious: It is the turn for Eket/Oron Senatorial District. Point of correction, u mentioned Eket alone.

Oron must produce a governor come 2015 Akpabio am from Oron. I will be loyal and honest

God please, save from being Arewa's slaves. Let them busying themselves into trouble so that 2015 will be peacefull

The marriage union between Tinubu(ACN southwest) and Buhari (CPC north except middle belt) will give birth to boko haram in Southwest. Yoruba don't cry foul

badmrkt: Yorubas behold your abegoros leader(Tinubu)
Hausas behold your boko haram leader(buhakoram)
Others hang on 'fresh air' till eternity...'Fresh Air'an' followers press like if you agree...

Igbo behold your saboteur Rochas Okorocha

Teacher don't teach me nonsense

Willy4Willy: Don't lie, you are not Christian but a Yoruba Babalawo man

sango worshiper, or Chris-Islam-sango

Noisemakers. Marriage between a crook and a serial loser is equal to confusion.

Na by force say somebody must use pedestrian bridge? Let any person wey him people don sware for him go die now.

E no easy

Your serial loser will lose again.

Suppose a pastor was the one who made such utterances by now the north would have been on fire. Islam is among the problems plaguing my generation. Am sad