₦airaland Forum

Nigerians' gullibility is a nature give to nation and unlimited.

BankeSmalls:
This man should rule another 4 years, Nigeria needs to suffer more.

Sister, you they vex oooh

NwaAmaikpe:


Good adventure,
All I would love to know is,
What went down with your male host when he allowed you sleep in.

Tell us more,
Tell us about the adventure in your male host's other room!!
Because my people say,
Cat and fish can not stay together without an incidence.

And in the hood,
They say when a lady offers to pass the night in your house, she is in need of a good servicing.

Or did you leave Lagos to Lome just to eat fish?

guy u bad gaaaaan.....

NwaAmaikpe:


Good adventure,
All I would love to know is,
What went down with your male host when he allowed you sleep in.

Tell us more,
Tell us about the adventure in your male host's other room!!
Because my people say,
Cat and fish can not stay together without an incidence.

And in the hood,
They say when a lady offers to pass the night in your house, she is in need of a good servicing.

Or did you leave Lagos to Lome just to eat fish?

guy u bad gan....

Papiikush:
15k?

For cotonu down here?

That was quite extravagant. 5k would have done this.

*Next time you want to travel, prepare your host on real time updates (this would have saved the extra 4k for a hotel)

*From seme to Lome wouldn't cost you more than 1,500 naira. (well, you took free bus but let's assume you weren't lucky)

*Your Nigerian Sim cards work perfectly the only thing you should have done is get enough airtime. (No need to waste another 1,562 on Sim card)

*Wasting money on food (3,500)when you can get local and Nigerian dishes around. This wouldn't even cost 500 naira.

************

Next time you wanna travel, be smart. Keep spending like this and you'll go broke in a week. (stranded in another country). Well you are a lady, people will pity you and take care of you.


Kia... Too much sense will not kill me

You be original naija pesin

darkid1:
lol so true.
School junction
Gate
Iyana
Garage
Transformer

nepa too

darkid1:
lol so true.
School junction
Gate
Iyana
Garage
Transformer

nepa too

stefanweeks:
What of those Iyana - something
Like
Iyana - ejigbo
Iyana - isolo

plus iyana itere, iyana opaja iyana ogba iyana dopemu iyana school etc

what is Nairaland turning into with this type of so called news?

faceURfront:
What's your reference please?

from my stay and experience there.

IamMissMarvel:
not since puberty
boxers ti take over.

I hope not what I'm thinking?

faceURfront:
It is you who say Benue isn't a rice producing state even though we all know rice is being farmed in Benue in large quantity. Therefore, the onus lies on you to prove that Benue isn't a rice producing state. So you have to state the quantity of rice a state has to produce to be termed a rice producing state and what quantity Benue is producing at the moment that has failed to meet the benchmark to be termed rice producing.

The quantity in which Benue State produces is not up to 100 hundred metric tons. And for a state to be counted as a rice producing state must produce at least a hundred metric tons.

That is why Benue state is not listed.

this is absolutely nonsensical!!!

faceURfront:
How did you come to that conclusion?

There is a quantity a state must meet up in order to be among the rice producing state.

Is not that Benue doesn't farm rice. Besides, I am from there.

please can someone tell me, is it the same thing to the White people?

thanks to
the Lagos Traffic for contributing to my late
coming.

That is almost every Lagosian''s excuse for any late coming being it work, rehearsals, appointment etc

there is a required quantity a state needs to produce in order to be on the list. Therefore, any state that is not mentioned doesn't mean they don't farm rice there.

faceURfront:
No Benue? At best, inconclusive list, otherwise, yeye list.

Benue is not a rice producing state instead, yam

kabrud:
No 5 & 6 though. Which rice dem dey produce? Rice and abiama cement shouldn't be mistaken for same

what is that suppose to mean?

buhariguy:
I am still laughing Hahahahaha

That's a sign of insanity. Ride on till grave.

I can sight that he is craving for an untimely departure to the abode of the spirits. But I pray the Lord helps him know the truth.

madridguy:
Dead moves everywhere. Sai Baba or no election.

you must be joking

No matter the name of the party, in as much as the same people are the ones defecting to the party. It will still remain unchanged.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Anything to chase those demonic animals from power. If una like bring party from Syria or Iraq I go vote for am

I'm not sure of that

is sex food?

QueenSekxy:
hmm..lemme charge phone first

for why?

very funny when fighting his opponents. he can torment them.

omooba969:
Physical observation...

I get you bro, let her hubby catch you while you're doing ya OBSERVATION.

hahaha......

JefLonDon:
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!




epitome of ugliness



who marry this one?/

Oboy, you no go kill pesin abeg!!!!

Yewandequeen:
Yeske. Operation stay away from side chics

I don't even know what's wrong with most men. Instead of choosing side chics why don't you take your time to brush up your wife to look like the side chics u might go after.

Call her, sit her down and talk sense into her head. The kinda woman u want her to be and how hot u want her to be than doing chukwuchukwu outside. I just tire.

you must be a wife material base on my physical observation.

Prototype of his father's appearance

I am not surprised, I was not surprised and will never be surprised.