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avicky:
My dear, jump down from that tree of yours mbok and let's put heads together.

come join me the scenery is magnificient here.

GoldenDr:
I thought you had left Nl.

Leave ke? NO WAY!

avicky:
Where are the big guns of this thread?
Evathyst, Omawunmie85, profgday, don't let me catch you on OAU pg thread o , goldendr, Artistically art, sunnypar et al. If you want this to materialize, let's start talking. Two good heads they say is better than one.

@ avicky,how u doing my lovely sister?.I've been watching u guys from d sideline ooo.(sitting on d tallest palm tree with my Binoculars )

By the time u finish 3 out of those statements "meat don go bfore d hunter reload" eran ti loo mon ode lowo

Ehen Chukwudi bring knife and cutilassi make I share d remaining NATIONAL CAKE.

GoldenDr:
How do one help a stammering student who is willingly and ready to stop stuttering?

making public speech will help.

No 10 IS BEST FEELING OF FRESH AIR...................................................................



U don't wanna knw how it feels whn ur twin-balls are doing OVER-HEATING

diddydiva:
okay!!!

noted!!!


thank God am the one taking my dates out not the other way round.

Bisholar a counter thread pls?






#polishing my nails

AUNTY U'RE TELLING LIE OO,BUT U CAN CONTINUE

Seun:
Those boobs are something else.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER WHT U FELT FOR HER? Seun

thou daughter of eve why displayed ur dangling apples bfore my holy presence.

dimplecakes:
Let me contribute to the best of my knowledge.

Engagement is the same as traditional wedding.

Introduction is just wen few of the guy's family members which may include the father, mother, brothers, sisters, few family members(when I say few family members, am referring to either your uncle, aunty, cousins and the likes) and a few close friend of the guy would come see the girl's family. That is the proper introduction. That is when the would start to introduce the members of both family to each other.

Before an engagement which is the traditional marriage must take place or before any wedding to take place, introduction must come first (first of all introduction)

Traditional wedding is a cultured wedding in style. If you are yoruba, edo, ibibio, house, fulani or the likes, u dres in your native attire.


And note this also, the list above is for the traditional marriage not introduction. As the guy, You don't bring anything for introduction except you are well - to - do and you don't want to go to your in-law house empty handed, that is when you can voluntarily buy some stuffs with you. But it's advisable to take somethings along with you sha. And also, during introduction it is the girl's family that feed anybody present at the occasion.



So introduction and engagement is not the same thing.

Engagement is also called traditional wedding.

Hope have made some points.

Enjoy!!!!!

thanks ma'am for sharing this knwledge wth us..Dem for take me for maga if i didn't know ds.....
Pls dear,oluwatoyin it is not in our tradition to be collecting a dime frm ur inlaws during introductn and pls temper mercy during our engagement too as u don know say too much of everything is bad.....lol

ireneidiva:
Why do you guys call traditional marriage engagement?

I think weddn ceremony dat took place only in court ?

Scarpon:
Trust me d banj is broke

DBANJ isn't broke i tell u all those tins na pr.

Confidence attracts ppu.Not ppu.

ladyju:
. Just few drinks. They are affordable

Let c it.

SirAweezy:
That list compare to the list I received... Is jst "change". And I didn't even complain until the very last day that I realized it was over 450k.
I was always ready for it anyway.

u must be one of ds oil-magnate#450k for engagement/introduction?Haba.Odikwa too much.So ur weddn xpenses wud cost ruffly 10M?

Gamblers ......................i hope all of u will find a place to hide ur shame if GEJ is nt d last democratically elected presido.

olafey:
@ProfGday, last year I was teaching for 40 periods apart from after school lesson .

Chisos,!!! TEACHER ABUSE."LOL

veave:
These things are not upto a 100k na.... lucky dude...

its more than that....calculate it

SirAweezy:
Reasonable and affordable list for Any young working class guy.

bros,there is nthing reasonable on d list @ all.

leemah68:
Wettin! Dem won open shop?

Dsame questn I asked my guy whn he handed me d list.I no fit laugh oooo

leemah68:
Wettin! Dem won open shop?

Dsame I ask my guy whn he handed me d list.I no fit laugh oooo

ammyluv2002:
Ours is just a bottle of wine

you're lucky then to av such an inlaws...some inlaws even go to extent of requesting for BB,DSTV,Plasma TV

ammyluv2002:
Why?

this list was given to my bosom friend dat wnt to marry ds weekend.So I think u guys need to c it oooo.

ammyluv2002:
Why?

singing Omawumi's song "if u ask me na who I go ask?

upload111:
Evening jare ! Ma broda... I got ur email n sent one right back..
This is what happened ..I went to a school which someone said I should go for housemaster poSt (not bols international o!)..this sch is somewhere on d way to alagbado. When I got there n was shown d hostel..infactikwanu.. It was a total mess.!! An eye-saw.. The dormitory was so rough, I almost tot we were in a poorly funded orphanage. They said it was about 12students per dormitory n I only saw one bathroom n toilet which was together like the one in most homes.. I asked them(principal n d man dat brought the key) "so u mean 12students share one bathroom & toilet?" He cudnt answer and I said this is unethical.. Dats not all o.. The matresses were lookin like bed bug infested matresses.. Rats were runnin around in d room in broad daylight!! My eyes almost poped out of their sockets.. Going outside to check their cloth line I dicovered that the girls and boys hang their clothes in same place..(no demarkation at all)..
That's still not all o! I asked where the housemasters quaters was and to my horror they said the housemaster sleeps in same dormitory infact on same bed.. The housemaster would jus pick one bed n b sleepin on it jus like the students. And dat he shares same bathroom n toilet wif the students..(Laff cash me!!)) Cos wetin I dey tink for my mind b say so if student dey shit n housemaster is pressed. He go just stand for door dey dance say make the student hurry come out make him use toilet..(Dats drastically ridiculous)..I have never seen such type of thing(if they wud call dat a hostel)..
Dats still not all o! A teacher I asked there told me Their teachers take as much as 30-36periods (some excluding sch lesson o) so if lesson periods are added I wonder how many periods dat wud be..
Dats not all o!! Do u know the principal got wind dat I asked number of periods from a teacher and he got really pissed..he started given me the "work hard lecture"lol!! (Dat aint hard work its slave task).. He didn't even finish his lecture before I told him politely dat I won't take the job and there would not b need for us to discuss salary.. Cos I can't see myself functioning properly under these outragious conditions.. Oh!! Lest I forget ..their closing time is 6pm n they told me dat the students in the hostel have prep till 11pm n d principal even boasted that the prep time should b stretched to 12pm.. Of which the students have to walk across the street like 5 blocks away or more to the hostel after prep..
My people on top how much naa!! Their salary range as I discoverd is btw 25-35k.dependin on experience..

upload111:
Evening jare ! Ma broda... I got ur email n sent one right back..
This is what happened ..I went to a school which someone said I should go for housemaster poSt (not bols international o!)..this sch is somewhere on d way to alagbado. When I got there n was shown d hostel..infactikwanu.. It was a total mess.!! An eye-saw.. The dormitory was so rough, I almost tot we were in a poorly funded orphanage. They said it was about 12students per dormitory n I only saw one bathroom n toilet which was together like the one in most homes.. I asked them(principal n d man dat brought the key) "so u mean 12students share one bathroom & toilet?" He cudnt answer and I said this is unethical.. Dats not all o.. The matresses were lookin like bed bug infested matresses.. Rats were runnin around in d room in broad daylight!! My eyes almost poped out of their sockets.. Going outside to check their cloth line I dicovered that the girls and boys hang their clothes in same place..(no demarkation at all)..
That's still not all o! I asked where the housemasters quaters was and to my horror they said the housemaster sleeps in same dormitory infact on same bed.. The housemaster would jus pick one bed n b sleepin on it jus like the students. And dat he shares same bathroom n toilet wif the students..(Laff cash me!!)) Cos wetin I dey tink for my mind b say so if student dey shit n housemaster is pressed. He go just stand for door dey dance say make the student hurry come out make him use toilet..(Dats drastically ridiculous)..I have never seen such type of thing(if they wud call dat a hostel)..
Dats still not all o! A teacher I asked there told me Their teachers take as much as 30-36periods (some excluding sch lesson o) so if lesson periods are added I wonder how many periods dat wud be..
Dats not all o!! Do u know the principal got wind dat I asked number of periods from a teacher and he got really pissed..he started given me the "work hard lecture"lol!! (Dat aint hard work its slave task).. He didn't even finish his lecture before I told him politely dat I won't take the job and there would not b need for us to discuss salary.. Cos I can't see myself functioning properly under these outragious conditions.. Oh!! Lest I forget ..their closing time is 6pm n they told me dat the students in the hostel have prep till 11pm n d principal even boasted that the prep time should b stretched to 12pm.. Of which the students have to walk across the street like 5 blocks away or more to the hostel after prep..
My people on top how much naa!! Their salary range as I discoverd is btw 25-35k.dependin on experience..

30-36 PERIODS...........Chai ds ppu don't just want you to be useful for ur family.Too bad

INTRDUCTION LIST
1. 1 Crate of egg
2. 1 pack of bottled water
3. 2 baskets of fruit
4. 1 pack of can maltina
5. 2 assorted wine
6. 1 pack of five alive
7. a bag of salt
ENGAGEMENT LIST
1. Holy Quran
2. Engagement Ring
3. One big suit case
4. Gold wrist watch
5. 2 different pairs of shoes and bags
6. 2 head gears(of high quality)
7. 4 assorted clothes
8. 42 pieces of kolanut(obi)
9. 42 pieces of bitter kola(orogbo)
10. 42 pieces of alligator pepper(atare)
11. 1 decanter of pure honey
12. 1 big dish of aadun
13. 1 keg of vegetable oil
14. 1 keg of palm oil
15. 1 bag of rice
16. 1 big dish of sugar
17. 1 big dish of salt
18. 62 tubers of yam
19. 42. pics of eja osan
20. 1 roll of sugar
21. 1 big bag of salt
22. 1 umbrella
23. 1 set of tray
24. 2 set of stock pot
DOWRY -#5,000
OWO ISHIGBA-#1,000
OWO BABA GBO-#1,000
OWO IYA GBO-#1,000
OWO OMOLE OKUNRIN-#1,000
OWO OMOLE OBIRIN-#1,000
IYAWO -#1,000
OWO IJOKO AGBA-#1,000
OWO IJOKO IYAWO-#1,000
OWO ISIJU IYAWO-#1,000
OWO IKANLEKUN-#500
OWO PHONE-#500
OWO PLANE-#1000
OWO IKALETA-#500

DRINKS
1. 4 CARTONS OF FIVE ALIVE
2. 4. CRATES OF CANN DRINKS
3. 6 BOTTLES OF WINE
4. 2 CRATES OF CAN MALT
5. 1 EMPTY DECANTER
6. 2. BASKETS OF FRUIT
7. ASSORTED SWEET AND BISCUIT

You went for an interview. A cockroach flew out of your suit and landed on the
nose of the managing director.
Its from your village!

dem wicked for una villa ooo.chai

T-Praise,tell us another lies and we will believe you or else you can tell us d name oof d church and leave d restt for d folks.#pplecanliesha

ProfGday:
1. How many subjects will I be taking per week?
2. Hw many periods will I be having in a week?
3. If I'm late will it be deducted frm my salary
4. In case i want to go for higher training,can u guys allow me(create room)?
5. Can I take my leave immidiately I'm thru wt my daily teaching periods?
6. Can I organise private lessons for any interested students in ur schl?
7. if i spend extra hour is there any remuneration for that?
8. Are u deducting tax frm ur staffs' salary? if yes,wht is the amount?
9. Is salary attached to maternity leave?
many questns to ask but time wud nt permit me to write every thing here.

10. Don't settle for d salary others are taken because d number of subjects you are combining wth ur workload might triple theirs.