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WHATSAPP MADNESS...
JESUS IS LORD, SEND IT TO 7 PEOPLE AND RECEIVE
GOD'S FAVOUR WITHIN 7 DAYS OR IGNORE IT AND
SUFFER FOR 7 YEARS......

I WONDERED WHY U MUST
FORCE PPL TO ACCEPT UR JESUS BY FORCING THEM
WIT CURSES, IF U CAN'T EVANGELISE ALONE,
MOBILISE UR FAMILY. SEND SUCH RUBBISH TO ME, I
RETURN D CURSE BACK TO D SENDER.


MONEY IS GOOD BUT LOOK FOR MONEY IN D BLOOD, U
WILL SEE D OTHER SIDE OF WEALTH. DONT BE
SELFISH, QUICKLY SEND IT TO 39 PPL OR ALL UR
CONTACTS.....


.I WONDERED WHY U ARE BEGGING PPL
TO SPREAD UR WRITE UP, IF UR POST IS
MEANINGFUL, U DONT NEED TO PLEAD B4 UR
FRIENDS WILL SHARE UR WISDOM 'TALK' WT EACH OTHER.

I LOVE U, I WILL NOT LOSE U IN JESUS NAME, SEND IT
TO PPL U LOVE THAT U WILL NOT LOSE, SEND IT
BACK TO ME IF I AM ONE OF THEM.........

I WONDERED
WHY U WANT M TO SEND BACK TO U, D MESSAGE U
ALREADY HV, DS MADNESS, SOMEBODY BEGAN IT AND
MY PROBLEM IS, I DONT FOLLOW D MULTITUDE, I
ONLY DO D THINGS I FEEL ARE RIGHT.
U CAN HATE ME
FOR THIS, CAN I EVEN SATISFY U IF I TRY TO?
LOVE U nd av a blissful week

#teamstopthemadness

Debbylia:
I didn't see it o, pls try and resend it. thanks

i will do dat ds a.m

avicky:
french_funmi@yahoo.co.uk
Thanks.

aiit!Avicky

haydot95:
Goat

hey goat if u come tonight i will slay u and ur papa-goat.

Debbylia:
yahyadeborah@gmail.com. Thanks.

SENT

phabuloz:
My man no be small fight you win so ooooo,keep it up

SAME TO U BROS

Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning.
They came in2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they
moved across the room towards me; as I got up, I remembered the scripture
that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me
to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one
also flew at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard
the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what
was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with
blood.They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at
them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I
hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to
suck my blood o...

drop ur mail if u are interested in materials.
Note:only for pg applicants in faculty of education.
Thanks

EDUCATIONAL MANAGEMENT in the house lets meet...................when is our entrance exam?

nonnystar:
pls the number is not going, they said it is not allocated, pls help

It would be advisable u pay a visit to d provided add wth ur applicatn since there is no e-mail add to snd d said applicatn to.
Best of luck.

upload111:
I hav added you to the group..

I sent u pm,bur u didnt reply

Forget d basic salary once ur appointment don click.

Office politics fetch mni pass ur basic salary.......................... Jus bring ur A-GAME when coming in.......6 MONTH into d job u for don buy moto. Repaint ur father's compound for villa,given chieftaincy title by ur comunity ruler. All d sisters in ur church would have already asked for ur number. Your papa and Mama go double ur respect.All ur friends dat av abandoned ur go dey call u 3 times in a day.

Chei! God punish joblessness.

tell him to go and do gender-transplant...................... I can't lay man hands on any ladies but wht I do is putting d fear of God in them. I can take anything but I'M ALLERGIC TO RUBBISH.

I just love this woman.One of the scandal free superstar wth happy family.


congratts.................................singing this girl is on fire..............

Oduduwa University Is Recruiting Massively
Oduduwa University was licensed on 3rd November, 2009 by Federal
Government of Nigeria to operate as a private university (certificate
number: 38). The University is named after Oduduwa, the progenitor of
the Yoruba race.
The University is located at Ipetumodu, a town in Ife North Local
Government Area of Osun State. It is just 6 kilometers away from Ile-
Ife. The University which occupies about 100 hectares of land, is
strategically located on Ife – Ibadan express road and can be accessed
from all the nearby states of Oyo, Ekiti, Ogun, Ondo, Edo and Lagos.
Oduduwa University is recruiting to fill the below position:
Job Title: Assistant Registrar
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements
Must be good in oral & written English.
Must posses a first Degree.
Must be an expert in programs useful for:
College management.
Result management.
Student records.
Salary packages etc.
Must not be less than 35 years old.
Job Title: College Officer
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements
Must be good in oral & written English.
Must posses a first Degree.
Must be an expert in programs useful for:
College management.
Result management.
Student records.
Salary packages etc.
Must not be less than 35 years old
Job Title: Administrative Officer
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements
Must be good in oral & written English.
Must posses a first Degree.
Must be an expert in programs useful for:
College management.
Result management.
Student records.
Salary packages etc.
Must not be less than 35 years old.
Job Title: Hostel Mother/Father
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements

Must posses minimum of ND.
Must be able to speak/write good English.
Must not be less than 40 years.
Must have a child not less than 21 years of age.
Job Title: Contractor
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements
Don’t come for general interview.
Must have evidence of contract done worth minimum of 25 Million in
the last two years.
Must have bank statement not less than 7 million averagely in the
last six months.
Must be ready to work on materials, Labour, Professional.
Job Title: Director, Center for Distance Learning/ Developmental
Studies
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements
Must possess a degree in Infotech.
Must be a programmer.
Job Title: Chief Security Officer
Locations: Osun, Lagos
Requirements
Must have a minimum of a good school certificate.
Must have worked in a security outfit SSS, Police etc.
Must not be less than 50 years and not more than 60 years.
Must be able to drive well.
Must be able to write and speak fluent English.
Must be ready to wear uniform.
Must not have applied before to our University etc.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their handwritten
applications with attachment of required evidences personally on:
Thursday 12:noon 5th March, 2015,
At Oduduwa University,
Ife/Ibadan Expressway Roundabout,
Ipetumodu,
Osun State.
ASK of EAP (O) Mrs Adeyemi
Or
Friday 12:00 noon 6th March, 2015,
At Oduduwa Plaza 213,
Egbeda/Idimu Road,
Lagos State.
08059691843, ASK of EAP (L).
Application Closing Date Friday 12:00 noon, 6th March, 2015.

Obafemi Awolowo University Is Recruiting Massively 2015
Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife – Applications are hereby invited
from suitably qualified candidates to fill the Senior Non-Teaching
position below:
Job Title: Technologist II
Location: Osun
Department: Anatomy and Cell Biology
Requirements
Candidate must possess HND/ANIST/AIMLT. B.SC/B.Tech with
additional training in Histology and Laboratory Management and
must be a registered member of NISLT or MLSCN.
Remuneration
CONUASS 07 (N1.084,016 – N1,600,307)
Job Title: Technologist II
Location: Osun
Department: Quantity Surveying
Requirements
Candidates must possess Higher National Diploma (HND) in Quantity
Surveying or HND in Computer Engineering and must have
completed N.Y.S.C. programme.
Proficiency in Microsoft Office packages, especially Microsoft Excel
and other Quantity Surveying Application Software with cognate
experience at the University level would be added advantages.
Remuneration
CONUASS 07 (N1.084,016 – N1,600,307)
Job Title: System Programmer II/I
Location: Osun
Department: Computer Science and Engineering
Requirements
Candidate applying for the position of System Programmer II must
possess B.Sc./B.Tech/HND in Computer Science or related field.
Candidate applying for the position of System Programmer I must
possess B.Sc./B.Tech/HND in Computer Science or related field and
two years of systems and/or applications programming experience.
Remuneration
CONUASS 07/08 (N1.084,016 – N1,600,307)/(N1,258,653 – N1,866,314)
Job Title: Librarian II – CONUASS 02
Location: Osun
Hezekiah Oluwasanmi Library
Area of Specialization: Library and Information Science
Requirements
Candidate must possess Bachelor’s Degree in Library and Information
Science with a minimum of Second Class (Lower Division) from a
reputable University and Masters Degree in Library and Information
Science.
In addition to the above, candidate must be eligible for a Ph.D
Programme.
Job Title: Librarian Officer
Location: Osun
Department: Hezekiah Oluwasanmi Library
Requirements
Candidates must possess HND,OND/ND or Diploma Certificate in
Library Science from a reputable institution.
In addition, candidates must have five O’ level credits including
English Language at not more than two sittings
Job Title: Senior Research Fellow (SRF) – CONUASS 05
Location: Osun
Department: Center for Gender and Social Policy Studies
Area of Specialization: Gender and Feminist Theories and Methodologies;
Gender and Health, Including HIV/AIDS; Gender and Poverty; Gender and
Environment; Gender in Science and Technology.

Job Title: Lecturer II – CONUASS 03
Location: Osun
Department: Psychology
Area of Specialization: Psychology
Faculty: Social Science
Requirements
Candidate should possess a good Honours Degree and a recognized
higher Degree preferably in the Doctorate level in Psychology or
related discipline.
A minimum of three (3) years teaching and research experience in a
University or comparably institution and evidence of scholarly
publication in reputable journals.
Job Title: Graduate Assistant – CONUASS 01
Location: Osun
Department: Quantity Surveying
Area of Specialization: Quantity Surveying, Construction or Project
Management
Faculty: Environmental Design and Management
Requirements
Candidates must possess a B.Sc (Honours) Degree in Quantity
Surveying with a minimum of Second Class (honour) Lower Division
and an M.Sc degree in Quantity Surveying/Construction or Project
Management in view.
Candidates specializing in Risk Management of Professional Services
in their postgraduate thesis are particularly welcomed.
In addition, candidates with strong undergraduate performance in
Tendering and Estimating are also encouraged to apply.
Job Title: Graduate Assistant – CONUASS 01
Location: Osun
Department: Sociology and Anthropology
Area of Specialization: Sociology and Anthropology
Faculty: Social Science
Requirements
Candidate applying must possess a B.Sc in Sociology and
Anthropology with a minimum of a Second Class (Upper) from a
recognized University.
Job Title: Lecturer II – CONUASS 03
Location: Osun
Department: Anatomy and Cell Biology
Area of Specialization: Anatomy
Faculty: Science
Requirements
Candidates must possess M.Sc in Anatomy or MBBS/Bch.D from a
reputable University.
Job Title: Graduate Assistant – CONUASS 01
Location: Osun
Department: Economics
Area of Specialization: Economics
Faculty: Social Science
Requirement
Candidates must possess a B.Sc. in Economics (First Class Division)
from a recognized University.
Job Title: Assistant Lecturer – CONUASS 02
Location: Osun
Department: Economics
Area of Specialization: Economics
Faculty: Social Science
Requirements

Method of Application
Applicants are required to submit 35 copies of their applications and up-
to-date curriculum vitae giving the following information in order as
listed below:
Full Name (Surname first in capital letters).
Post Applied for.
Date and place of birth (attach birth certificate/sworn affidavit).
Nationality.
State of Origin, Senatorial District and Local Government Area (if a
Nigerian)
Contact Details (Home Address, Postal Adress/E-mail Adress(es)/
Mobile Numbers)
Marital Status.
Number of Children and their Ages.
Next of Kin
Contact Details of Next of Kin (Home Address, Postal Adress/E-mail
Adress(es)/Mobile Numbers)
Institutions attended with dates.
Academic/Professional qualifications and distinctions obtained with
dates (attach copies of credentials).
Work Experience with dates.
Present Employment, Status and Salary (if any).
Conference/ courses attended (state titles of papers presented if any)
.
Publications with date.
Service to national and international bodies.
Extra Curricular Activities.
Any physical challenge?
Names and address of three (3) referees who must have been closely
associated with candidate’s academic/work experience.
Candidates applying for this position are advised to request their
referees to forward confidential reports on them directly to the
Registrar. The reports should be duly marked “CONFIDENTIAL”.

safarigirl:
Most times today, we watch music videos that depict women as sex objects, nothing more and maybe something less. Future mothers are seen as playthings to satisfy a man's pleasure and be done away with.
Most times, when we see such, we curse out the artistes and go on the internet to rant and rave for good measure

But why? I mean, can you really blame those artistes? Can you really blame those men who see women as sex objects, not people with brains in their heads, with great ideas, sharp intellects, just someone that would 'make sense' for a bang and brag?

No, I choose to not blame men, I choose to blame women. Because women have made fools of themselves more often than not while men look on, because women feel the need to take pictures of their naked thighs and overflowing breasts in bras and shirts that are two sizes too small and post them on social networks like Instagram, twitter, facebook, and even 2go (for christ's sake 2go? Are you for real?! )in a bid to snag one empty-headed, dimwit (the only class of guys who pay attention to such ladies)...who funny enough, after shagging her will feel the sick need to announce to the world about his latest 'conquest'

Case-in-point, there are these two chics on twitter who let's just say, aren't known for suggesting anything creative (...well, not in areas that affect humanity )...they had this fight on twitter where they both basically accused each other of sleeping with men for 'chicken change'

I mean, I'm not saying you shouldn't hustle, but for the sake of all that is intelligent, keep yo' shiit to yo'self ....the entire world need not know how many men you have kpanshed. I mean, we're all glad that certain people have active sex lives and insatiable libidos, hell, we're ecstatic for you, but we would rather concern ourselves with more pressing matters

I won't even go into the embarrassing and befuddling stewpidity which that Jombo chic that komole'd with Davido displayed by posting pictures of herself with a passed out Davido after a night of (what we assume was) sex.

Ladies, looks will only take you so far. Not everyone is Kim Kardashian or Amber Rose, and nobody can be either of those two ladies on this obodo naija that we are (unfortunately), you will only end up like either Afrocandy or Maheeda (3kobo po-rn 'stars', no be better market be that )...so kindly stop advertising your wares. You're not the only one with a phat assss and perky boobiess, there are about 3.9 billion other people in the world who share those traits as well, so you have to distinguish yourself with something else

I doubt anyone knows anything concerning Chimamanda Adichie's physical 'gifts' because like I told my roomie, people are too busy analysing her 'brain' to give a rat's genitals about the size of her assss, if you're talented enough, people won't care about your physical attributes (ask Lupita N'yongo). Stand out, don't just be an asss and boobiess, be a person

God bless

if u want to test a woman wth great IQ,ask her to write on social issues.Kudos to you safarigirl.My kind of woman(bold,beautiful&intelligent)

I want to organise a free KUNGFU training for all d ladies on this thread...........If ur husby try nounsense wt u.You go juz use Vandam style remove his front teeth ni. Or if u discover his doin anoda lady outside (away match) u go use Jackie Chan trick hang d guy upside down wt his balls.Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ladies hw interesting dat wud be? KUNGFU saving lives since time inmemorial

Singing Nigeria shall be free again from blood sucking demons....

If u believe click like for Sai Buhari or Share for Sai GEJ

WHERE IS DAT"NEW"?

Lubbish

thanks to you all.I've really enjoyed all ur contributions.
This week is our week of unstopable greatness.

ernecy:
Fayose, has a kitchen where he prepares trouble, dependin on how u like, check the his menu below,

1. trouble with strawberry
2.trouble with stew, and ofada rice
3. trouble with goat meat,powder pepper
4. trouble with grilled chicken and alomo bitters
5. truoble with egusi soup, and watermelon
6. trouble with awedu soup, dry garri
7. trouble.................................

its available for sale

Nigerians and their habits of forming opinions about a pson they no little of. Anyway I like ur creativity!

I think the dude that brought this topic up for review is d cuprit.....

Some girls sha dem no get eyes! Linda and d Beast......worworcious foster. Not her fault I think she was desperate then.

Hav u heard any info concerning d entrance exam date?

upload111:
Is it dat they are admiring you or having crush on you..which one?? Cos they are clearly very different things . Be specific which one it is and we can takle it properly together on d thread.

What would u do in a situation whereby ur colleagues/students are crushing on you?

how do you handle females/males admirers in your working place as a teacher?

expecially if the person happens to be your students.


Over to you all d religiously uptight teacher on this noble thread.