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Phobias are the most common mental disorder in the U.S. While not
comprehensive, this phobia list offers a glimpse of the many phobias that can
have a serious impact on an individual's life.

simdam500:
Images of a dead sea! Let see

U can help us to do dat sire.

widowhusband:
Amber Rose bathing in the dead sea.Ghan! ghan!!

YOU'RE FUNNY

20 Quick facts About The Dead Sea
1. The Dead Sea isn’t actually a sea at all! The Dead Sea is a saltwater
lake.
2. Hence the name, there is no marine life in the Dead Sea. The high
mineral and salt content of the waters make it impossible for fish or
plants to live.
3. The Dead Sea is the second saltiest body of water in the world, with a
salt content of 33%.
4. Cleopatra loved the Dead Sea so much, she ordered that cosmetic
factories and resorts be built along its shores.
5. You can lay on the surface of the water without even trying to float. The
high salt content makes you buoyant.
6. Water flows into the Dead Sea from streams and rivers, but does not
flow out.
7. Dead Sea salt is super bitter and not at all like table salt.
8. The Dead Sea is filled with minerals including calcium, iodine, saline,
potassium, and bromide.
9. The minerals in the Dead Sea all naturally occur within our bodies.
10. Egyptians used mud from the Dead Sea in their mummification of the
deceased.
11. Centuries ago, one of the popular names of the Dead Sea was “The
Stinky Sea”.
12. Asphalt often rises to the surface of the water in the Dead Sea. The
Greeks called it “Lake Asphaltites” after the strange phenomenon.
13. The climate of the Dead Sea region is sunny, warm and dry all year
round.
14. Both Jesus and John the Baptist are closely tied to the Dead Sea in
biblical writings.
15. In the Bible, it is said that the Dead Sea will one day come alive and fill
with marine life.
16. The shores of Dead Sea mark the lowest elevation on earth.
17. Aristotle wrote about the Dead Sea in his writings.
18. During the 20th Century, the “Dead Sea Scrolls” were discovered. These
scrolls are the ancient writings of the Essenes.
19. The Dead Sea is 3 million years old.
20. The unique salt in the Dead Sea treats acne, psoriasis, hives, cellulite,
dry skin, dandruff, stress, muscle aches, and more.

Givemejoy:
Are you an experienced
karate/taekwondo instructor?
Can you teach students/pupils
how to dance(dance
instructor)both contemporary
and non contemporary? Can
you effectively teach:
P.H.E,
Cultural/Creative Art,
Geography/Agric,
Oral English,
ICT,
Music?
Kindly hurry up and forward
your C.Vs to
konyest@gmail.com or TEXT
(ONLY TEXT): NAME, SUBJECT/
POSITION, QUALIFICATION(S),
LOCATION, PHONE, SEX, and AGE
to 08027400545,
08065746614. Also needed
are:
Secretary/typist,
Gateman/security,
Cooks and hostel father/
mother(cooks and hostel
father/mother must be ready
to live in the school).
All the applicants must reside
in Aba, Abia State.

I was contacted on phone by a representative of d above school. Though he refused to give out d name of the school. Givemejoy can u pls help in dat aspect?

Political rodents........................................ I pray Nigeria will survive the unslaught of all these parasites called politician.

KENNY KORE-For beign musically versatile and good vocals
SAMSONG-For a good voice that can melt d stony heart
MIDNIGHTCREW- For their gospel effizy
SINACH-For her lyrics
........................................

Life is just like your blood pressure.If the pressure is too low it can resulted to death likewise when d pressure is too high.So men are meant to face fresh challenges on daily basis. Be courageous in facing life's challenges.
ProfGday

singleguy4real:
MY DIICCK IS HARD AT YOUR PICTURE. IF I CATCH YOU FOR BED, YOU GO FAINT

This man is one of d rapist d police are lukin for.

Redoil:
But Yoruba party are fond of serving a lot of soup for most of their soup are always watery i.e omi obe.
All they need to do is to gauge the amount of people in the party and then augment the soup with large buckets of water plenty maggi and plenty salt with small redoil epo pupa.

serving alot of soup ke? That was a long time ago............. you hardly see dat today.

Odunharry:
maths...then make use of the repitition method...

GoldenDr,evathyst,sunnypar,profGday etc ur inputs are needed

Bro... teaching little children is a different ball game cos u need all d creative abilities God gave you to deliver an effective teaching. Lemme ask you,do you know how to sing very well? I was once a school Administrator in a Nur/Pri School.My ppu no be joke o,I quit d job after 4 months on d job.Though d salary was attractive but I was nt aware dat little kids can b dat troublesome! Not to talk of tolerating d intolerable troublesome parents.
Warning: always rank Job-satisfaction above salary whenever u're about to make a decission about ur career.

Another weekend is here again,trust Nigerians they must party in one way or the other.That matter aside! There is something bothersome about serving food in social functions this days.Ask me what is it? Is nothing serious but my little observation about the habit of serving solid food(eba,semo,pounded yam,tuwo,amala etcetera etcetera)with a meagre soup.
Imagine serving two raps of Amala with a melon soup that is so little to finish half of a rap of amala! Can these ppu be optimising their gain? or they are not up to the task of satisfying their guests due to economic recession?
Don't see me as a glutton,i'm not one.But this habit has bcome a trend in our society today.
What do u think is responsible for this social trend? Await your comments.

C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S!!! BUHARI: Promises Scholarship and
Free School Meal. In the year 1984, Maj General Buhari overthrew Alhaji
Shehu Shagari's civilian government and instructed that the Scholarship
programme in Nigerian Universities and the Free Meal scheme in our
Universities should be stopped with immediate effect. Nigerian
Undergraduates were then living in Paradise on campus, until an illiterate
soldier, who has just a Primary school certificate stopped their scholarship,
Bursary and free meal. For some Nigerians youths that are under 35 years,
you may be ignorant of this and better information about the man Buhari, that
is why some of you ignorantly support the retrogressive politician, who has
nothing good to be remembered for in his about 39 years of public life.
Stupidity is when you believe that Muhammadu Buhari who introduced
school
fees in our Universities in 1984 and stopped Undergraduates in the same
year,
promising to give Scholarship and Free meals in 2015 when the number of
Nigerian students has increased by nearly 700%. Lagos state Government
operated this same Buhari's policy when when they promised free education
and after winning election they increased school fees from N25,000 to
N250,000 and N375,000. APC, the party of Lai Mohammed are used to saying
one thing and doing a different thing. Nigerians are still expecting Buhari's
School certificate.... Hope For Nigeria.

ANOTHER CRIME.........................................................................................................................................................
C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S!!! BUHARI: Promises Scholarship and
Free School Meal. In the year 1984, Maj General Buhari overthrew Alhaji
Shehu Shagari's civilian government and instructed that the Scholarship
programme in Nigerian Universities and the Free Meal scheme in our
Universities should be stopped with immediate effect. Nigerian
Undergraduates were then living in Paradise on campus, until an illiterate
soldier, who has just a Primary school certificate stopped their scholarship,
Bursary and free meal. For some Nigerians youths that are under 35 years,
you may be ignorant of this and better information about the man Buhari, that
is why some of you ignorantly support the retrogressive politician, who has
nothing good to be remembered for in his about 39 years of public life.
Stupidity is when you believe that Muhammadu Buhari who introduced school
fees in our Universities in 1984 and stopped Undergraduates in the same year,
promising to give Scholarship and Free meals in 2015 when the number of
Nigerian students has increased by nearly 700%. Lagos state Government
operated this same Buhari's policy when when they promised free education
and after winning election they increased school fees from N25,000 to
N250,000 and N375,000. APC, the party of Lai Mohammed are used to saying
one thing and doing a different thing. Nigerians are still expecting Buhari's
School certificate.... Hope For Nigeria.

C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S!!! BUHARI: Promises Scholarship and
Free School Meal. In the year 1984, Maj General Buhari overthrew Alhaji
Shehu Shagari's civilian government and instructed that the Scholarship
programme in Nigerian Universities and the Free Meal scheme in our
Universities should be stopped with immediate effect. Nigerian
Undergraduates were then living in Paradise on campus, until an illiterate
soldier, who has just a Primary school certificate stopped their scholarship,
Bursary and free meal. For some Nigerians youths that are under 35 years,
you may be ignorant of this and better information about the man Buhari, that
is why some of you ignorantly support the retrogressive politician, who has
nothing good to be remembered for in his about 39 years of public life.
Stupidity is when you believe that Muhammadu Buhari who introduced school
fees in our Universities in 1984 and stopped Undergraduates in the same year,
promising to give Scholarship and Free meals in 2015 when the number of
Nigerian students has increased by nearly 700%. Lagos state Government
operated this same Buhari's policy when when they promised free education
and after winning election they increased school fees from N25,000 to
N250,000 and N375,000. APC, the party of Lai Mohammed are used to saying
one thing and doing a different thing. Nigerians are still expecting Buhari's
School certificate.... Hope For Nigeria.

C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S!!! BUHARI: Promises Scholarship and
Free School Meal. In the year 1984, Maj General Buhari overthrew Alhaji
Shehu Shagari's civilian government and instructed that the Scholarship
programme in Nigerian Universities and the Free Meal scheme in our
Universities should be stopped with immediate effect. Nigerian
Undergraduates were then living in Paradise on campus, until an illiterate
soldier, who has just a Primary school certificate stopped their scholarship,
Bursary and free meal. For some Nigerians youths that are under 35 years,
you may be ignorant of this and better information about the man Buhari, that
is why some of you ignorantly support the retrogressive politician, who has
nothing good to be remembered for in his about 39 years of public life.
Stupidity is when you believe that Muhammadu Buhari who introduced school
fees in our Universities in 1984 and stopped Undergraduates in the same year,
promising to give Scholarship and Free meals in 2015 when the number of
Nigerian students has increased by nearly 700%. Lagos state Government
operated this same Buhari's policy when when they promised free education
and after winning election they increased school fees from N25,000 to
N250,000 and N375,000. APC, the party of Lai Mohammed are used to saying
one thing and doing a different thing. Nigerians are still expecting Buhari's
School certificate.... Hope For Nigeria.

C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S!!! BUHARI: Promises Scholarship and
Free School Meal. In the year 1984, Maj General Buhari overthrew Alhaji
Shehu Shagari's civilian government and instructed that the Scholarship
programme in Nigerian Universities and the Free Meal scheme in our
Universities should be stopped with immediate effect. Nigerian
Undergraduates were then living in Paradise on campus, until an illiterate
soldier, who has just a Primary school certificate stopped their scholarship,
Bursary and free meal. For some Nigerians youths that are under 35 years,
you may be ignorant of this and better information about the man Buhari, that
is why some of you ignorantly support the retrogressive politician, who has
nothing good to be remembered for in his about 39 years of public life.
Stupidity is when you believe that Muhammadu Buhari who introduced school
fees in our Universities in 1984 and stopped Undergraduates in the same year,
promising to give Scholarship and Free meals in 2015 when the number of
Nigerian students has increased by nearly 700%. Lagos state Government
operated this same Buhari's policy when when they promised free education
and after winning election they increased school fees from N25,000 to
N250,000 and N375,000. APC, the party of Lai Mohammed are used to saying
one thing and doing a different thing. Nigerians are still expecting Buhari's
School certificate.... Hope For Nigeria.

Anthoxodogu:
Last night i over heard a woman asking her landlord if he has seen a baby red-neck lizard before. I thought of it and asked sum of my friends, all of them gave me the same answer which is "No". so i decided to share it with you guys to hear your own answers.

Too much of comedy movies is nt good bro......Laughing

ProfGday:
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djcrown:
Hey guys, how do i get a propspectus so as to know the available options. I applied for M.Sc biochemistry... adejoroayo@gmail.com

You may be surprised that some things on prospetus hav been changed in real life but still included.Make ur to PG/Dpt Sectariat for a reliable enquiry bfr wasting ur hard-earn money. A word is enough for the wise.

LaurelP:
Somebody help me here.

Who knows Class Hospitality?
Are they for real?
What is their standard?
And how much can they pay a Mgt staff?

Pls I need urgent response.

Cc: goldendr, profgday, evathyst, odunharry, artisticallyart, corkqueen, ofumaria, jobpostboard, givemejoy pls guys do u know anything about them?
Cos am getting suspicious response from my Google search

No idea bro....

chrisdenis01:
Okay.... A school sponsored me...i.e I was seleted to join a working commitee when I was still there... So the best way to reward the commitee was to sponsor us for the CIE but we paid for the collection of statement of result and certificate because it was directly from cambridge university. UK... But the training is for a group of teachers in a school...I.e not for Individual... If you guys are ready... I can hook you guys to the Country represtative of cambridge university.

Thank u for Sir for answering my question. You're bless.
To you out there go for training stop pursuing money for now cos money has wings it may fly away @ anytime.
PLS SIR CAN YOU PLS TELL US THE AMOUNT D TRAINING(CIE)COST? DURATION AND D SUCCESS RATE @ FIRST ATTEMPT? Counting on you

chrisdenis01:
. Okay... Thanks I appreciate your response.. I think I won't attend... I just want to know if they can pay like 120k and above...I'm currently not teaching but I can't go less than that... And I have 4years teacching experience with CIE certificate.... Thanks

Sir,can u pls tell the erudite scholars on this thread d procedure u followed in acquiring ur CIE Certificate? Thanks.

Sacluxpaint:
God bless you prof OP, even as I am almost 30, I never knew the best method to study. I am planning to do a Masters this year, and I have found this topic veryy interesting.God bless you.God bless Nairaland.

You're qwelcome bro.

Its everywhere be it in Church,School,Office etc I will tagged as a human social behaviours.For instance u will noticed dat those that shared same opinion form caucus. Once u dnt blong to their group u may face alot of challenges frm dm.
Once u find urself in such situation be DIPLOMATIC.
Women are d chief culprits in office politics...