₦airaland Forum

VP Special Duties - Indian dog/Chinese rat.
Maths teacher - Promotion(he has failed promotional exams from time immemorial)
Maths teacher2 - flog and mess(he once flogged a student at the assembly ground who released an extra-loud fart)
Agric teacher/labour master - Bush meat(I no fit explain him love for bushmeat)
CRS teacher - Iron lady.
Business studies teacher - Cowbell factory.
PHE teacher - Ekpo sport
Geography(NYSC) - Wada.
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musiwa112: that is interesting. the truth is, .. niger delta is not possible, even delta state, the governor or government have to move the land to the east or anywhere. It will remain with Western nigeria. Anyone who does not like that , they can move to the east , is this how it is done.. Even if the governor of delta state for example does not like it, let say for an example.. He will have to relocate to the east. this is how it works.

kwara and kogi remain with western nigeria too, all the media manipulation use for many year.. does not affect the truth. the issue is western nigeria is a country. eastern nigeria can determine their faith.

after they break it, you now have the chance to decide who you want a union with. Does not means that anyone has to move.. Eastern Nigeria may decide they want a relationship with others. or we the western may decide us too.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5595ejgxWVo

Oh God!!!!!!!!!!!! Musiwa is here again.

That we struggled for the past 2 seasons doesn't automatically mean 5pur2 and Arsenal are mates.

adino: GOD BLESS GEJ
GOD BLESS ME
GOD BLESS PASTOR ORITSEJAFOR (defender of defenceless Northern Christians and first true CAN President)
GOD BLESS SOUTH SOUTH
GOD BLESS SOUTH EAST AND MIDDLE BELT
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Your end is near.

adonismuller: how does it feel,after writing all these jargons and you don't have even one like?

LMAO. Imagine [13], [citation needed]. . .

It is acceptable for one to seek help online but pasting it straight from wikipedia without proof reading is mental laziness.

Independence and labour day.



At least, no girl will demand for independence/labour-day gift.

Ara ga agba ndi ara - Mr Raw.
Kpolongo - danfo drivers
Jagajaga - eedris abdulkareem
London fever - African China
Mathematics - Sound sultan

I blame GEJ for this.

ochejoseph: President GOODLUCK JONATHAN is a Man with many skills but always chooses to show them when one least expects ,i leave u with this pictures of the number one citizen displaying his music skills, HAPPY SUNDAY TO EVERYONE

@bold, tell me something.

pkween: Thanks for yourcontribution.Should I keep waiting till I am 40?

= seeking excuses to end the relationship. Alright, I understand. Husbands don dey scarce.

Onila, nairaland has given you all the 'fame' you so desire. You should be tired of seeking more attention.

firedup: meanwhile,nard -are they not post garduate students? how come they are paid? is it not them that should pay fg school fees for using the hospital and patients as a practising tool(lab animals)?
now why are they complaining when ippis have exposed that they work as residents(pg students) in one Fg hospital and also m.o(medical officer) in another fg hospital and also working inalary private hospitals thereby collecting salary triple which is against the law.
u guys should just leave Gej alone

Jehovah Elohim!!!!! What is this??

sigmundfreud: ...Nigeria JagaJaga...

you stole my popular comment

Of recent,It seems people can't do without the "categorically" word.

http:///IB4f2PLDbx


My first single. Pretty cool. Huh? We are one.

I just lost my job. It is more effective than chloroquine.

herbeytv: Sing along if you know this song...

TITLE OF SONG: ASUU PERSONALLY

Personally............X3
Personally............x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it
People reason dt am joking like it
Aaaah.......Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........them no wan gree
Them sey FG no gree pay

Chorus:

Personally...Professionally, this strike is nt
intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us to go radically
Emotionally psychologically
our girls forcefully are going biologically, sexually, dramatically and them sey them no wan gree

Chorus

Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa.........nawataically
Waka.........na from my dictionary
Saga....them no wan gree
They sey them no wan gree.

LMAO. pASUUnally, pASUUna pASUUnally. LOL.

I wish the innocent guy was maclatunji. Just dey ban person any how. Mtchew.

- Decision science/management science/operations research
- Discrete mathematics of computing
- Computer architecture
- Digital computer logic
- Data structures and algorithms
- Operating systems
- DBMS
- Programming
- Low level language
- Compiler principles and techniques
- Systems analysis and design
- Microcomputing
- Computer networking
- Information storage and retreival systems
- Organization of programming languages
- Computer graphics
- Simulation and modelling
- Software engineering
- Computer centre management
- Artificial intelligence
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#enoughSaid



I hope they teach you all these at NIIT/APTECH/AFRIHUB/NEW HORIZON/FIRST LOGIC/. . .

Just like saying political science as a Major is useless in Nigeria.

The last 2 are my problem(s)

Rcih :
It is advisable to give a specified range in respect to that for it gives u a value and portray ur capabilities to the job functions. A friend of my after being ask such question used "I believe the HR management are competent and will pay what will suit my position" . He was told that he is to receive 25k with a target of 10million a month.

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As an IT student or what??


I hope I do not loose my temper at that. That 25k comment can provoke a reflex "God punish your generation" comment/reaction from me.

Why always arsenal??

Wenger, BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!!. WENGER, BUY OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akpa ife: May be she dnt see her n u guys no how woman behave she may nt greet her(1stlady)
Am always teLling piple if u go 2 wedding or anyother tin make sure d person dat is wedding no dat u r there

Mr President, Like Beggars Association of Nairaland, I have just 1 question for you
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That your comment, na English language??

okpara ugo: Animal cruelty...

Why create tribalism and rivalry among animals Lagos ram, abuja ram fighting kaduna ram..

Small time, we shall see PDP ram fighting APC ram with buhari face.

Chairman, you no go kill person with laff. LMAO

berem: LWKMD! was expecting to see names like shawn michaels,hulk hogan and other wrestlers in WWE. So what's the use of the fight when at the end the rams will end in some people's stomach?

Klitschko nko? Holyfield.

berem: How does poverty smell if you haven't tasted it before? Your profile picture says it all.

Nawah oh. Now the guy don change him pix.

Na 5 sure pass. Mine is 5

Nigeria Jagajaga