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veekid:
The father for marry his daughter

d thing tire me oo.lol

so d convention wil hold as planned?

hope no life was lost

i dnt kno abt u guys bt i kno i wil fail this exam

saw this on facebook so i decided to share with my nairaland peeps

WAHALA DEY
A friend asked for a lady's hand in marriage and
her father gave him this form to fill. After
reading the form, he told his potential father. -in-
law that he needed to use the rest room which
the man obliged.

Immediately he got to their toilet, he just scaled
through the window and ran out of the
compound.

DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have
done if you were in his shoes.
Over to you!

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No

2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No

3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No

4. Are you working? Yes/No

5. Is the range of your income within a month
between five hundred thousand and a million?
Yes/No

6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is
NO, do not continue. Leave my house
immediately and don't look back. If all your
answers are YES,
Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you
can give respect to your father in- law and
mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer ?
________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you?
_____________________________________________
___________________

6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________

7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your
age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______

10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids between the father and the
mother?
________________________________

Answer the following with Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No

2. Do you smoke? Yes/No

3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
____________________

3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________

4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________

5. Please attach your passport sized photograph
below which will be used as advertisement in a
popular national newspaper to cross check if you
have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged "only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your
other details in case I need to ask you more
questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.
# Laugh_the_stress_ou

He has since stopped making comon sense

i neva believed d video released by boko haram claiming d gals were bombed.cos i noticed d dead bodies were intact in and even d sorrounding noting like impacts of bomb.God forbid for any of us to believe boko propaganda.

comedian

baba no wan gree oo

Green snake.dnt judge his appearance,there is more to this gej than d eyes can see.looking innocent n cool bt deep inside hes evil

Horlufemi:
bigot

oriyeyi

u want steal frm igbo man jus like that that serves them right

poor gal

NFA

op u b NFA

see d guy name sef

ahahnow:
Is that how to dress to meet the president? NONSENSE. Can he dress like this to meet Obama?

tnk u bros..his dress shud be more of a consign cos he shows no respect to d ugadan president

love reduce naturally by 50% after marriage...hausa pple wil say saura zaman hakuri "meaning marriage life requires alot of patience"

d guy wicked.winning made easy

see beauty...i wud kill it though if i set my eyes on it

so our kids are not safe in skul

macho44:
Correction FLUID. u too Sabi book.

gerrrrrrout

Atlist she was being honest

op y using pairs on human..are they shoes ?

stil waiting for the outcome...fingers crossed

OpinionCounts:
Even though it's very tempting I refuse to call you a fool because I am wiser. The very fact that you have agreed you made a foolish post that requires modification is enough gratification for me any other trash you attach to it doesn't mean a thing to me.

i see whr u problem is...comprehension.sory i cnt help u cos ur nt making any sense.if u cant comment on d subject matter pls dnt quote me again.

mayb d husband lied to her that hes related to dangote and she found out dat dangote aint coming to their wedding

OpinionCounts:
A simple advice to u, Pls always engage d grey matter in your skull anytime u want to talk so dat you don't spill trash and talk foolishly. So you insulted an entire region of over 15million people just because of the activities and comments of less than 2000 people from the region, I am really struggling right now to hold back calling u a fool.

i shud modify that to d militants bt that wont change much cos u refuse to understand my statement on d context i made that comment.so calling me fool wil only show how foolish u are to not understand d issue at hand

afanide:
What are u insinuating brother? Have u been to Bayelsa/Delta and see how poor and wretched those States are?

I don't know about other States but i have visited Bayelsa/Delta and they are Slums considering their impact/ contribution to this Nation as a whole.........

I am totally against what the Avengers are doing because they are not following due process but common, these States should look like the Dubai and China of Africa.

These people are feeding the Nation as a whole and deserves the best.....

You go to NNPC, Shell, Mobile Total, etc. and you discover that 80% of the workers are Hausas, 15%= Yorubas, and just 5% Niger Deltans.....

Now tell me it is because Niger Deltans don't go to school.........

I repeat, i am from AKWA IBOM STATE and totally against the medium with which the NDAs are agitating for their rights but SINCERELY, these guys are been marginalised......

Regards!!!

u make me laff...
sorry jus leme try a laymans analysis
I remember during obj he gave NDDC 200billion naira for development of Niger delta
Yardua came: he created ministry of niger delta whic everyone knows have a yearly budget.
then 13% oil derivation for all d oil producing states.
then we ave monthly allocation from d federation account. whic when u compare with other states.states frm ss have d highest.

Now my question is this.. with all these monies and allocations wat on earth are leaders of the niger delta states are using d money for? am not even talkn of monies paid to communities by oil companies like shell etal.
the truth is their leaders are so greedy that all thet do is to build world class hotels in and outside d country.
Even d so called freedom fighters like tompolo who had a contract of more than 40billion naira .can u show me any tangible project embarked by him to show his pple that d struggle is abt them? wat abt Asari dokubo who built a world class university in benin republic.y didnt he build it in d niger delta cos dats whr d source of his money comes from. all they do is to club,drink and sleep wit women all at d expense of d poor niger deltans.and i wil apreciate if u can counter any of my points.tnk u

happy84:
are you 100 percent sure that they re criminals? I ask u, between NDA , bristish-nigeria and britain who re the real criminal?

all this pix is as a result of criminals like NDA and mend blowing pipelines and causing oil spillage whic is y every patriotic Nigerian shud condemn