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Precious91:
just kidding na

That type is quite discouraging in this #HappyNewYear (smiles)

Monalisa185:
sorry, which is the bolded?

The bolded is the bolded


Anyways back to the. Matter I was glad when she did not show up today though she latter came around late this evening and then I poured charges on her


so you kept me waiting eh?, I was supposed to met my uncle to collect a promised gift but you kept me engaged right?

For that I'm convinced you have a boyfriend already that suddenly took you out

and she was like I'm so sorry dear, my aunt kept me hostage, as in tied down to house chores

Silently I was overjoyed in my heart but showing wrong impression irronically

Signs of a #HappyNewYear

Homorlayor20:
He full port harcourt everywhere,BTW what does it do?

For sure! Especially Ikwerre Road @mile 3 market

And I don't even know the function too

Please do the needful. I have to power my old nokia x2 just to upload the pictures because my BB hanged while trying to upload it at the initial time

lalasticlala:
Without pics, nairalanders won't take u serious

Fp material abi?

#HappyNewYear specially to The Boss Seun, Lalasticala and others not forgetting every N'lers in exixtence

this is the picture

Seeing is believing

To God be the The Glory •|•

I have a feeling that this year is would be great, and truly it is.

Few minutes ago I was sitting down outside our veranda when I overheard the little boys shouting Snake! Snake!! Snake!!! I quickly rushed down there, lo and behold I was a snake indeed.

I hurriedly carried a block smashed it on the snake and it stopped running and I also use a long stick to make sure all its joint is broken.

After which I buried it. So I began to think that if I had not killed it two things would have been involved either it would bite one of my brothers or enter our shop which is another disaster.
[I]
Anyways that's my testimony. Lalasticala take not [/i]

daretodiffer:
What to you mean by the bolded?

Maybe it means being Broke

HappyNewYear

Jackter101:
These errors are very common
The first one is using the word "common" instead of "come on".
The 2nd is using "loose" instead of "lose".
The 3rd is using the word "your" instead of "you're". Y

I concur On to the Next one!

kestolove95:
Another comedy, christianity is a joke

Bro Jesus Loves you

He is willing to aid you!

dollyjoy:
Ask yourself this question,

after the outing what next?

Next? I'll just take her inside my room for dinner, and then pounce on her till her fixed nails and those scary eye lashes would become worn out overnight... eat her up like sharwama


Because thinking of the stress she's been giving me is a nightmare!

dollyjoy:
sorry op,no offence meant but from your writeup i deduce you are still very young,.why not tell her you cant take her out because you lack finance and stand on that?

It is not easy,agreed but it will save a whole lot of stress.

Ask yourself this question,

after the outing what next?

If you dnt end it all now,you will end up using your school fees to make that chic happy.


Think man,think

OMG that's the point! I'll decide few hours time

Tallesty1:
Your heels are still there with you bah?



Take on them again

Thanks but that means I'll loose her in shame and disgust

Please do the needful mods


FP/ Ftc is not by power or by might its just a priviledge



Cc: lalasticala
Ishilove
Barcanista


I need urgent answers

I just came back from school two weeks ago for xmass break and I noticed new neighbors moved into a near by compound, and there is a black, tall and skinny Delta Girl (Warri to be precise) that have been coming around our sitting room. Definitely she is one of my new neighbors so I was forming Boss at first

She approached me by saying "hey! See this boy, you fine o, see your hair", OMG I didn't believe my ears so I was just blushing, I became dumbfounded and I was always shy anyways we rolled well that day, I wasn't expecting anything much but surprised me by saying u must take me out this xmass I was thinking its a child's play I never knew she meant it.

Therefore I took to my heels on 25 when I saw her coming, only to come back later when she has already gone. She told me that she has forgiven me for not taking her out that day, and that 1st January 2016 is a do or die affair, I was scared of loosing her that's why I did not tell her that I don't. Have capacity (as in cash :-) ) .


So now the money my uncle promised me has not yet arrived. My dad told me plainly before traveling back to work not to expect any money from this xmass because I extorted money from him early to host a party in school last month and he later found out.

So I want urgent advice (HELP) on how to go about this fortcoming mess, few hours to go... I don't want to embarrass myself, and I don't want to loss her either, I know I'm so cute that's why she admired me so easily and fell for me I'm aware that she is a Warri girl which might be more expensive to white wash her. Just help me out. Thanks in Anticipation••• No insult please.



The only plan-B I have because I have only =N=500 at hand is to pay our transport fare with =N=200 to and fro any available church service on 1st and then use =N=100 each for offering and then buy 2 bottled water =N=50 each and then cal it a day at least I would be nice starting up the new year with your [i] newly acquired bae in the church



but you think its a good idea?

abiodun2007:
Chai! this is domestic abuse o... madam why not just go and look for a man of your size? This small man is not capable of handling this your heavy load at all. Lol!

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/12/see-that-bad-thing-this-big-women-is-doing.html

the guy must be crazy for fallen into such prey or temptation

Brethren we need to pray....


this are very trying time

frenchpharaoh1:
How can a full grown man went missing just like that? Is either he's dead or he's chilling in west germany.
I wish him safe return.

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#RIP Englishman

no wonder I rep #RSUST No1 E-University in Nigeria

WWW.UST.edu.ng
promise.jonah1@UST.edu.ng





#JumiaBlackOut is now trending @Promise_Jonah on Twitter

VIRGINITY! STOP! DON'T BREAK THAT GATE.
Have you ever wondered why God carefully positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s sexual opening? It is a tiny membrane that partially or completely covers the opening of the vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”. Why would God-Our Maker put a breakable tissue full of blood at the very door of the sexual opening of the female? Why is it so carefully placed at that entrance, like a ribbon tied at the entrance of a new house about to be launched? Why is it filled with blood that spills away when it is broken? Why? Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE! It was God (our creator) who set that blood-filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a sign and a token of a covenant between the bearer and whoever plunges into her opening. Before God, the disvirginity of a lady is not a casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant struck and confirmed by the blood shed on that day. This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges in to this woman shall only be able to do so by making a blood covenant to be joined to her for the rest of his life, from that point onward. Little wonder why sexual intercourse was designed by God to take place only and only after the marriage contract is sealed. The one who made the body (the hormones, organs, nerves, tissues, e.t.c) said it in clear terms in 1Cor.6:13 , “Now, the body is not for fornication”. Anyone who chooses to use the body for fornication must know that he/ she is working directly against God’s plan and there would definitely be a consequence either now or at old age! There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the first guy that enters in to her especially at that particular time when the hymen breaks. There is no covenant without blood: this is why the membrane contains enough of it. As a matter of fact, what happens the first time a lady has sex is not just sex but an immersion and a bathing of the man with her hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is highly recognized in the spirit realm of both light and darkness! The first time this happens just marks her opening day covenant ceremony and each subsequent experience goes on to further refresh or strengthen that covenant or establish another version of it with another person. Many have washed useless boys with that hymen- blood. Many have struck irreversible covenants with men that have nothing to do with their destiny. Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual activity with demon-possessed men while some others have struck such precious covenants with candle sticks as they exercised sex with it. If only they knew,many girls who carelessly allowed themselves to be disvirgined in a bid to be among the so called “big girls” would never have done so. The Bible says it in clear terms: “Or do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot (through sexual activity) is one with her (1 Cor. 6:16). This is why many girls are not yet married yet their spiritual composition is already shattered and imbalanced, because they have mingled their souls with that of different men. Dear Singles,know today that there is a definite proportion of your virtue that leaves you each time a man enters into you and when that man leaves you, he leaves with it. Just imagine how much of yourself would be lost each time a man enters into you without any properly signed marriage bond or contract. Sex is a spiritual affair. A giving of yourself to another. All of these things have strong and terrible spiritual implications. A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of the man that broke it, any other spirit whatsoever that may have mingled with that man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs with him and the spirit of any other man that enters into you thereafter. The fun part is that pre-marital sex is not funny at all. What happens between the lines could be deadly and dangerous. The very first day a lady, or a man does that there will be spiritual transfer of destiny. The sin of fornication gives demons and occultist people direct access into your God's given destiny. And it drives the Holy Spirit away from you, and your guardian angel will no longer fight for you, nor take your prayers to heaven. So guys,zip up! Girls wise up!! It doesn't matter matters a lot. BIG THINGS COMES FROM LITTLE THINGS WE DO!!! I know a soul has been touched today, remain blessed!

Share to all friends and save souls. Peace to you .
source: www.twitter.com/promise_jonah

are u not bored with this stuff?

sixtuschimere:
More

Truely...

Theolar247:
Funny

Truely...

Theolar247:
Funny

yes i know that man @ www.twitter.com/promise_jonah

Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was
announced that a very dangerous snake had just
been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake
is an enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases
0.5cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds
every 30seconds or less. This particular snake
cannot be killed or harmed by weapon except it
bites itself.


Surprising huh? Scientists claim that's the only
way it can be killed but researches are still
ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be
killed. This is the most poisoanous and deadliest
snake ever recorded in the history of man. This
snake can only be found in Nokia Torch Light
Mobile Phone under game option, Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this
through.


source: Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was
announced that a very dangerous snake had just
been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake
is an enhanced specie of the reptile family.
According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases
0.5cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds
every 30seconds or less. This particular snake
cannot be killed or harmed by weapon except it
bites itself.


Surprising huh? Scientists claim that's the only
way it can be killed but researches are still
ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be
killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest
snake ever recorded in the history of man. This
snake can only be found in Nokia Torch Light
Mobile IPhone under game option, Snake Xenzia.
Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this
through.


source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=427512730774790&id=153267881532611&lul&ref_component=mbasic_photo_permalink_actionbar&_rdr

Seems like its only Girls that is greatful to this post