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Christianity EtcWhy Deeper Life Turned Down Gej's Request To Visit by PromiseJonah(op): 10:02am On May 21, 2015
Why Deeper Life Turned Down President Jonathan’s
Request To Visit Church During
Campaign – Insider May 21, 2015


Why Deeper Life Turned
Down President
Jonathan’s Request To
Visit Church During
Campaign – Insider President Goodluck Jonathan’s bid to ‘worship’ at Deeper Christian Life Ministry during the presidential election campaign hit the rocks as pastorate of the church outrightly turned down his request, DAILY POST has learnt. It was gathered that President
Jonathan, who worshiped in most
churches across the country before
the March 28 presidential election, was
denied entry into Deeper Life, when he
wrote authorities of the ministry to inform them of his visit last January. Jonathan had during one of his visits
to Dunamis International Gospel
Centre, Abuja, explained why he was
embarking on ‘presidential church
tour’. According to him, “Traditionally, we
have the State House Chapel where I
worship every Sunday. If
we do not have the chapel, probably I
would have been here one or two
times before this time. “It is only during the Christmas period,
maybe two Sundays before Christmas
and the Sunday before and after New
Year that we sometimes close the
chapel, and allow people to participate
in their church services and that time, I do go round. “This year, we have decided that from
now onward, until I leave the State
House, every last Sunday of the month,
I will go to different churches. “Yes, that is the State House Chapel
presided over by a chaplain and from
time to time other men and women of
God come to preach to us. “But I feel that it is good for me to go
round and continue to appreciate
what our brothers and sisters have
been doing”. However, DAILY POST learnt that the
Special Adviser to Jonathan on Media
and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abata had
on January 22, written the authorities
of the church through the office of its
spokesman, Pastor Segun Babatope to inform them about his visit but the
leadership of the church refused to
acknowledge the letter. According to an insider, when
Babatope informed leaders of the
church about the development, many
of them kicked against it, saying that
the ministry is not a platform where
politicians come to campaign. Jonathan was originally billed to visit
Deeper Life on February 8 after leaving
Redemption Camp, but he had to
proceed to the Lord’s Chosen when he
discovered the church was not ready
to welcome him.

The highly-placed source said the
church’s decision to honourably turn
down the request was because of
how some sections of media
misquoted Bishop David Oyedpoe of
Winners Chapel during Jonathan’s visit to the church. Oyedepo was quoted as threatening
to open the gate of hell to anybody
who campaigned against Jonathan.
The alleged statement triggered social
media war as many were lambasting
the preacher for using his church to campaign for politicians. However, Oyedepo denied making
such statement. The source said, “Leadership of the
ministry was very careful not to allow
politics or politicians dent the image of
the church or pastor Kumuyi.

The
presidency had invited him severally
for meetings with the president, but he would wave it aside. “When Abati wrote the church to
inform them about Jonathan’s visit,
precisely January 22, the church
leaders deliberated upon it and
decided to turn it down”. Asked if Kumuyi was aware of the
decision, the insider said, “of course,
but he has no final say. Though he
founded the church, he does not
decide how such thing is being
handled. He had to allow leaders of the church to handle it. And when it
became obvious that they were not
ready to welcome the president,
Daddy Kumuyi had to accept their
decision”.

It was gathered that the president had
to leave Redemption Camp for Rev.
Lazarus Mouka’s Lords Chosen in
Ijesha when he discovered the church
was not ready to welcome him. In Chosen, he warned politicians
against using church to campaign. The President said, “I would not say
much because this is not a good
period for those of us who are
contesting for election to talk so much
in church. I do not want to be accused
of coming to campaign in churches because I believe that we should not
campaign in churches. We may discuss
with people but not to use the
platform of the church to campaign”.

Credit – Daily Post ng
RomanceCheck Out My Agreement With Girl. (she Thinks She's Wiser) by PromiseJonah(op): 1:50pm On May 20, 2015
MAKE UNA SEE ME SEE WHALA OOO I
ASKED A GIRL FOR A RELATIONSHIP
AND SHE ACCEPTED WITH ONE
CONDITION THAT WE WILL NOT HAVE
SEX THAT SHE MADE A VOW WITH
GOD THAT HER VIRGINITY IS MEANT FOR HER
HUSBAND, I ACCEPTED HER CONDITION
WITH ALL OF MY HEART
AND I GAVE HER MY OWN
CONDITION THAT I WILL
NEVER SPEND KOBO ON HER BCOZ I MADE A VOW TO GOD THAT I WILL
NEVER SPEND
MY MONEY ON ANY
GIRL EXCEPT MY WIFE,SHE NOW SAYS
THAT I AM A
VERY WICKED MAN, PLEASE AM I WICKED IN THIS
MATTER
YES OR NO
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by PromiseJonah(m): 4:00pm On May 04, 2015
[quote author=dridowu post=33408688][/quote]you think you can change Nigeria even with the help of your village witches..... You can only
'Transform'
Nigeria positively
PoliticsRe: With Rescue Near, Boko Haram Stoned Kidnapped Girls To Death by PromiseJonah(m): 3:53pm On May 04, 2015
sharap ur mouth if they are not fighting for islam then what is thier problemhuh That federal government cannot give them
siraj1402:
I pray whomever is using the religion of Islam to perpetrate any evil will never find peace no matter how small.Islam is not a new religion, Muslim are part of this country and has contributed meaningfully. Let regard this as a criminal case and never a religion case unless if anyone can point out to me that that is the teaching of the Quran.
ok what religion do thier leader shekau belond to??
EducationSchool Stress And The Outcome In Nigeria Is Annoying by PromiseJonah(op): 1:27pm On May 04, 2015
After writng WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 180 in the UTME!!!
After practising jamb past
questions for POST UTME!!!
After paying 40K for acceptance fee and
over 50K
for
tuition fee!!! After paying extra 30K
for
house rent and other dues!!!
After carrying file from
one office to another!!! After trekking from
sch
gate to your facaulty
under hot sun!! After
drinking garri for
months!!! After standing in queue
for close to an hour @ ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and
paste assignment!!! After visiting
friends for
food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to
collect
megabite for assignment!!! After
standing up for
first
timer in all fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living
without parents!!!
After surviving the
pressure of some sadistic
lecturers!!! After having
sleepless night preparing for your exams!!!
After going for night class
every day!!!
After going to prayer
gathering every day!!!
After overcoming dat lecturer theater
stress!!!
After arguing with
students dat secure space
for
dia
friends with dia pen, book, bag, and even
lipstick!!!
After all diz for 2- 3- 4-5
years, and writing
your final exams at the
end!!! Na there one old witch for your
village,
go
come
say! You no go find
decent job, or make
money in your business, or
won't graduate with your
mates!!!

The thunder wey go fire that witch dey weigh 100,000,000,000 kg


source; www.rsustmaresa.org



cc lalasticala
ishilove
RomanceRe: Advice Or Warning To Guys by PromiseJonah(op): 11:42pm On Apr 20, 2015
FP pls


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cc lalasticala
RomanceAdvice Or Warning To Guys by PromiseJonah(op): 11:35pm On Apr 20, 2015
A Message to all the Cute Guys...


U saw a Beautiful girl; t
U like her.
U fought tirelessly 2 win her heart.
U wake up in the middle of d night 2 text her messages.
U swore U Love her.
U call her pet names.
U adore all her imperfections.
U Love whatever she puts on.
U spend all time with her without complaining.
U Clean her face & wipe her tears.
U gently won her heart.
U made her believe in U. She came 2 trust U.
U assured her dat U will always be there 4 her.
U gave her hope. Now She believed U are different.
She believes she has found Love Again.
She threw her Pride Away.
She forgot that Value she attached 2 herself.
She has refused everyone that competes with U 4her.
Therefore, U could now hold her phone all day long.
She now tells everyone that care2 hear that She has found Him at Last.

And now U are thinking of how Best To Break Up with her.
U begin 2 Avoid her.
Her presence now Choke U Up.
Her Voice now irritates U.
She is now Cheap 2 U.
U yelled at her Over Little Issues.
U now Clearly See where she had Stretch Marks.
U now See dat her English is filled with Blunders.
She is suddenly from a poor background & She is not Ur Class.

Remember this...
Every act on earth has Pay Back. And the Payback always Comes in The Right Proportion.

U deceived her & had Ur Ways, & now
U think She is Cheap.
U were Only Fortunate.

Yes With time She will forget U, but, U
always Remember that U will also receive disappointments where U had Full Hope.
Change Ur Ways 2day! Please do treat your woman very Well...

Bro If you need SEX make it clear If
you need True Love make it very
clear...
PoliticsRe: 4 Reasons Why Buhari Might Not Deliver by PromiseJonah(m): 12:14am On Apr 18, 2015
na wash√


SeverusSnape:
Why will they say thathuh
I don't want to hear that o... Buhari must deliver change
1. A Dollar must be equal to a Naira. grin
2. Buhari will stabilize global oil price. grin
3. Buhari will feed all school children.
4. Buhari will provide 2 million jobs grin
5. Buhari will pay jobless youth 5,000 each every month, besides, we have the money.
6. Buhari will finally give amnesty to Bokoharam. (besides, they are now freedom fighters and he once advocated for it.) grin
7. Buhari will build new prisons so as to incarcerate kworuft people.
8. Etc...

Please let's support Buhari and his agents of change(Tinubu, Saraki, Atiku, Amaechi, Obasanjo), There must be change.

By the way, Showyourcertificate, your topics always make front page, are you a mod??
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Female Virgins by PromiseJonah(m): 12:25am On Mar 27, 2015
xynerise:
The Alum virgins
maga
HealthRe: Does Pressing Or Sucking Make bosom Loose Or Increase Size? by PromiseJonah(m): 11:43pm On Mar 21, 2015
kitnah:
I no want tongue
ok how much na
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Blasts Elnathan John, A Writer From Kaduna In New Interview by PromiseJonah(m): 11:28pm On Mar 21, 2015
pastinq rubish all over the thread
Vickybee:
If e pain you, drink an acid.
can u pls shutup!
PoliticsRe: Don’t Mislead Christians, APC Cautions Deeper Life by PromiseJonah(m): 3:56pm On Mar 20, 2015
Rea ur bible very well, i noticed that u lack understanding, those hebrews were not politicians
laniyi07:
you do not see because you are blind dear





lemme help you: go look up the story of Nehemiah, mordecai, esther, joseph, daniel and the three hebrew boys
pls #fools don't compare david with politicians he was ordained by God
PoliticsRe: Don’t Mislead Christians, APC Cautions Deeper Life by PromiseJonah(m): 3:44pm On Mar 20, 2015
cyril10:
Very sensible, may God answer your prayer.
AMEN
PoliticsRe: Don’t Mislead Christians, APC Cautions Deeper Life by PromiseJonah(m): 3:43pm On Mar 20, 2015
IMPOSSIBLE
Rad1cal:
Pastor Kumuiyi must have been bribed with dollars according to the APC swines. grin
CelebritiesRe: At 17, My Bra Couldn’t Fit My bosom – Cynthia Morgan by PromiseJonah(m): 3:27pm On Mar 20, 2015
Here Is The #fool I Told You Guys About
VIPERVENOM:
At 7 condoms couldn't fit my prick
CelebritiesRe: At 17, My Bra Couldn’t Fit My bosom – Cynthia Morgan by PromiseJonah(m): 3:26pm On Mar 20, 2015
Thats The Idiot I Was Tellinq You About
VIPERVENOM:
At 7 condoms couldn't fit my prick
EducationRe: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by PromiseJonah(m): 2:37pm On Feb 18, 2015
My own happened late december last year.

I was commanded to kneel down as if i was a pupil instead of an undergraduate *

by a lecturer called Dr. S.U Chindah D++ etc {the man with unbountable titles} he always commands people and i was told he was a squadron leader in the military before he retired and became a lecturer
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Genevieve Nnaji's Vacation In Jamaica by PromiseJonah(m): 10:04pm On Jan 22, 2015
tdayof:
are you talking to me? undecided
no i'm talking to your gods
EducationRe: RSUST Expels 366 For Poor Academic Performance. by PromiseJonah(m): 10:00pm On Jan 22, 2015
chimzy2u:
Stupidity and imbecility at it's peak!
no be small lye lye
EducationRe: RSUST Expels 366 For Poor Academic Performance. by PromiseJonah(m): 9:55pm On Jan 22, 2015
dharmhie1997:
y u go blame GEJhuh Na GEJ go teach dem aw to read or na him go cme babysit dem make dem readhuh
for our school here na Proff. BB FAKAE them dey CURSE, then for my department mathematics na DR. ISRAEL COOKEY we dey laugh
EducationRe: RSUST Expels 366 For Poor Academic Performance. by PromiseJonah(m): 9:50pm On Jan 22, 2015
HMMM i know MANY PEOPLE [b] that was involved too bad... [b]i was afraid o even my coursemates were involved [/b] email me if u need the comprehensive list promise.jonah1@ust.edu.ng
RomanceRe: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by PromiseJonah(m): 10:47pm On Jan 03, 2015
Maybe Pastor W.F. Kumuyi Can Deliver Them From All These
Tallesty1:
Must you announce it?
Some are destined to be maga'd. Even Mbaka and TB Joshua cannot deliver them.
CrimeRe: Photos: I Regret Slashing My Girlfriend’s Neck With Razor Blade – Lagos Barber by PromiseJonah(m): 10:32pm On Jan 03, 2015
That Barber Want To Barber Her Neck Which Hairstyle?
Gallas? Round Cut? Sunshine? Or Afro?
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Children Express Love To Their Crush. by PromiseJonah(m): 10:49pm On Jan 02, 2015
DancingSkeleton:
Number 8 tho grin

always dreamt of wrestling NAILKED with her on mah bed lipsrsealed
End Time Children. All These Don't Happen In The 90's
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Genevieve Nnaji's Vacation In Jamaica by PromiseJonah(m): 9:26pm On Jan 02, 2015
tdayof:
Nairaland front page worshiping celebrities since 1538bc undecided
And How Does It Affect You! In This 2015AD ?

park Well Jor
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan To Address The Nation Tomorrow By 7am. by PromiseJonah(m): 2:37am On Jan 01, 2015
dplordx:
GEJ, ...wondering what those big grammars in his notes actually meant
How Did U Knw? D Only Surviving Witch/wizard In 2015
Pastor Reno Omokri (Did you guys know Reno Mockery) is a pastor under RCCG
Who Cares?
Useless Explanation
faint with the katakata the guy keeps blaring like a Danfo conduction.
Pls What Are U Talking About?
Jesus, who ever awarded him a PHD needs to rot in jail cool
Don't U Have Equal Right Of Having Urz?

Pls Keep Calm U Are Speaking Out Of Point.

Learn How To Tailor Your Comments Before U Kill Someone With Half Baked Jagon.
CelebritiesRe: Most Popular Nigerian Virgin, Adokiye Kyrian Flaunts Her Bikini Body by PromiseJonah(m): 6:47pm On Nov 28, 2014
UP TILL NOW I CAN'T STILL REMEMBER HER NAME so don't force people to identify you. [/p] better still u can become another [/p]
maheeda
[quote author=promise_jonah post=28402048]Great bodykiss
virginangry[/quote]
EducationRe: Fresh IMSU Graduate Dead As Students Poured Dirty Water On Him! [PHOTO] by PromiseJonah(m): 6:19pm On Nov 28, 2014
rill:
Who took the picture?
your great grand father
CelebritiesRe: Julius Aghahowa's 13 Year Old Daughter Releases Her First Book by PromiseJonah(m): 6:12pm On Nov 28, 2014
hey! i'm laughing out spit
englishmart:
She's 13 but taller than my 20year old girlfriend
cheesy
Celebrities' children looking more mature than their ages since the days of Noah

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