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TV/MoviesRe: The Impressions We Get From American And Indian Movies by PromiseJonah(op): 10:42am On May 02, 2020
Lol

True shall
bigiyaro:
the impression you also get from nollywood
1.spirits and ghosts tiptoes to avoid humans
2. bullets kills its targets no the other side of a glass door or panel without breaking the glass.
3. you hear the gun shot minutes after pulling the trigger.
4. an evil uncle is in every Nigerian family.
5. all Nigerian mothers in law are evil and difficult.
6. money ritual is a must if you want to be rich.
7. your village people are responsible for your misfortunes.
TV/MoviesThe Impressions We Get From American And Indian Movies by PromiseJonah(op): 7:53am On Apr 30, 2020
5 Impressions we get from American Movies:
1. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5. There's always one citizen more brave than the entire military.

5 things Indian Movies teaches us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.


Under this lockdown you can still brighten your day with a smile.
TravelRe: Worst Bridge In The World At Igwe Ito, Obi LGA In Benue State by PromiseJonah(m): 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2020
I've seen worse here in Ogba, Rivers State.
I'll get the picture when I get there again this week

sundayoga:
It is located in Igwe Ito, Obi Local government Area of Benue state, Nigeria.
WebmastersRe: My Site Has Been Suspended, Was Flagged Down By Their Bots by PromiseJonah(op): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2020
I want to get rid of this kind of issue in future,
Which foreign host can be a solution??
bedfordng:
Nigerian host can suspend your site within minute when they noticed any stuffs instead of contacting you. guess they gave you reasons in details as to why it was suspended.

also, tell them to give you access so as to download the site full backup to host it else where.
WebmastersRe: My Site Has Been Suspended, Was Flagged Down By Their Bots by PromiseJonah(op): 4:41pm On Apr 29, 2020
Phising is all about collecting data
But there's no active form on it, just display information only
cry lipsrsealed
glowskillz:
Your site must have some fishy looking stuffs like list of team members that is not genuine or you imported a demo content of a premium theme and have not customised it properly.
WebmastersRe: My Site Has Been Suspended, Was Flagged Down By Their Bots by PromiseJonah(op): 4:40pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ask anything I'll answer u correctly


Its just the client idea

The Login and Registration is blank no database

Just to display information
Adeinfo:
You haven't complete the story
WebmastersRe: My Site Has Been Suspended, Was Flagged Down By Their Bots by PromiseJonah(op): 4:38pm On Apr 29, 2020
A kind of business site for a supposed banking firm

RealLordZeus:
What's the site nature?
WebmastersMy Site Has Been Suspended, Was Flagged Down By Their Bots by PromiseJonah(op): 6:24pm On Apr 28, 2020
Good day webmasters in the building,
Please I need your opinion on this issue on ground.

Few weeks ago I hosted a website for a client with very little budget pending when the work will be fully approved by my clients boss at their workplace, then I get my normal pay.

The site in question is still undergoing development pending final approval

The main reason I opted to do the job with very little pay is that the boss was testing my skill to know if I'm trustworthy without any shady deal. Therefore I was assured of juicy packages.

The problem now is Whogohost just suspended the site indefinitely, sent me a mail (of which I just got to read today) saying I should submit a valid ID card like driving license or International Passport etc.

Problem now is they didn't call to inform me, only dropped a mail they aren't sure i'll read before the deadline, when my mail and phone number is on the same form I filled while registering and the 3 days interval they gave has elapsed.


What do i do now?
If there's no remedy on this whogohost policy, which other host can assure me that my site won't be suspended after payment? With an excuse that their bots flagged down the site because of irregularities.

Thanks
WhatsApp 070 6584 5224

PoliticsRe: Rivers Releases 22 Exxonmobil Staff Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order by PromiseJonah(m): 11:34pm On Apr 19, 2020
JAMO84:
Someone that was spiting fire just two days ago!

I told people here that Wike vs Buhari is just like Akwa United vs Real Madrid, it can only end in one result: Akwa - 0 Madrid - 95

BTW, Did I just see Yakubu Gowon stadium in port Harcourt up there? Means Wike is sending message that he's not Igbo. Igbo will never name anything after Gowon!!!



I AM DONE TALKING
you know nothing, Yakubu Gowon stadium has been there before Wike's tenure
WebmastersRe: How Do I Track My Websites Visitors by PromiseJonah(op): 1:10pm On Apr 08, 2020
Nichesiteseo:
Sign up for google analytics like someone mentioned above.

Use this guide:

https://moz.com/blog/absolute-beginners-guide-to-google-analytics

Simple and easy to setup.

If you still can’t figure it out, send me a mail (check my signature) and I will help you set it up. On the house.

Quick question:

Any particular reason you want to track visitors?
Just to know the region at which most customers would emerge


Feedback on your website:

Good job.

Like the clean look.

Make it clear what and who the website is for on your header copy.

It just says ‘a place to remember...’

It’s a hotel. Make that very clear.

Is there anything different the hotel does? Cheaper rates compared to competitors? Clean rooms?

noted smiley

Try to highlight something a visitor will care about right at the top.
A way to do this is to pick what you think is most unique about the Hotel and point it out.

There are some typos on the website too. You should go over every word and clean that up. I can help you edit if you want.

It will be nice to have a special page for more pictures of the room. People don’t have the opportunity to view a room online like they could offline. So pictures help a lot.
working on that now

Put the contact info of the hotel at the top of the page too just like you have in the footer.
At a minimum, a phone number.
Sometimes people don’t want to have to scroll too far down to get a hold of the information.

You have a newsletter signup bar on the site. Are you planning on sending regular emails?
yes, only when necessary

Having an email list for the hotel will be great. Email lists are an assets for businesses. Prospects the hotel can reach out to anytime they want. You could send out deals and discounts, offers and packages.

What plans do you have promoting the website?
trying to practice some SEO tips on the site

Don’t build one and think people will flock to it on their own. You could be leaving a lot of money on the table. If the website brings the hotel more customers you are going to benefit from some of that revenue.

Let me know if you need any help.

let's talk on WhatsApp or Facebook pls +234 706 584 5224
Thanks for the suggestion and correction
WebmastersRe: How Do I Track My Websites Visitors by PromiseJonah(op): 12:51pm On Apr 08, 2020
WuzzyTech:
Everything about the visitor even down to screen size, browser, OS version etc
Wow
Thanks for that info
WebmastersHow Do I Track My Websites Visitors by PromiseJonah(op): 10:56pm On Apr 07, 2020
Hi Professionals in the house I just developed princesshotels.com.ng which is a hotel site for a Hotel and resort located at Ebocha, Onelga, Rivers State, Nigeria.


I want to be viewing the users reports for those traffics on daily bases

and just view and rate my Web design skill
I need feedback or suggestion, my client is okay but I really want the best. Thanks
CrimeRe: Man Ties Lady’s Braids In A Bus For Refusing To Give Him Her Phone Number by PromiseJonah(m): 10:01am On Nov 06, 2019
i've seen this for more than a year now
[p] it isn't new [/p]
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze, Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko, Hushpuppi Meet In Dubai (Video, Photos) by PromiseJonah(m): 9:02pm On Oct 15, 2019
BBBmall25:
This Huspupi Dude Should Immediately Commence And Resume His Office As Naija Ambasador Of Naija's Celebrities To Dubai
Seconded
RomanceRe: Muslim And Christian Lesbian Partners Wed, Spark Outrage On Twitter (Photos) by PromiseJonah(m): 5:56pm On Oct 01, 2019
Go try him behind the scenes before concluding that he has a baby carrot
I hate hearing what I don't like
MiaB:
You must think the world revolves around your baby carrot
Science/TechnologyRe: Crocodiles In A Zoo In Abeokuta: Fake Or Real? (Photos) by PromiseJonah(m): 11:41pm On Sep 05, 2019
you would make a good lawyer

Gracealone:
No. Chinese don't call such crocodiles fake.

They are replicas!
PoliticsRe: IPOB Declares Buhari Missing In Japan, Presidency Reacts by PromiseJonah(m): 11:03pm On Aug 26, 2019
You definitely have a point

zeromeridian:
A whole Nigeria President is japan and no picture of him landing at the airport being welcomed by Japanese Diplomat
and that of Nigeria. why always showing us pictures where he is in a room? and that man shaking Buhari looks like he
is inside shoprite where you have all these Chinkos working.

What is this that is happening to Nigeria. I am forced to start believing this IPOB
Why would a whole Nigeria President leave a world event like G7 and attend rubbish conference?
I dont think Prime minister of Japan knows Buhari is in his country if actually he is there.

IPOB is really creating a reasonable doubt
RomanceRe: Hunchback Man Rocks Curvy Lady. Got People Talking With His Facial Expressions by PromiseJonah(m): 6:58pm On Aug 26, 2019
wetin him do?

Yakade:
beware of this scammer
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija 2019: Ladies Celebrating Gedoni's Eviction by PromiseJonah(op): 10:51pm On Aug 25, 2019
more photos

TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija 2019: Ladies Celebrating Gedoni's Eviction by PromiseJonah(op): 10:49pm On Aug 25, 2019
more...

TV/MoviesBbnaija 2019: Ladies Celebrating Gedoni's Eviction by PromiseJonah(op): 10:01pm On Aug 25, 2019
here is a Facebook post with the caption and video uploaded alongside

Ladies celebrating how #Gedoni was evicted from big brother naija ��

It could be seen on the video as they were poping bottles screaming Gedoni and chanting lots of words like
"we are celebrating Gedoni's eviction... we want Khafi to win the N60 million Naira



SOURCE: https://web.facebook.com/chidiebele.onyeogu1/videos/2335129579934575/

PoliticsRe: Inside CBN’s Centre Of Excellence In ABU, Zaria Commissioned By Buhari by PromiseJonah(m): 6:53pm On Aug 22, 2019
handsomeclouds:
Give it one year
Naija Effect
EducationRe: Free Computer Science Project Topics And Material/download by PromiseJonah(m): 11:41am On Jul 26, 2019
Your embedded link says "Error Establishing Database" huh huh
abi u don't update your site nihuh?


just check your wordpress connection/configuration ASAP

Christianity EtcRe: Ten Years After Biodun Kumuyi: How Time Flies! by PromiseJonah(m): 12:22am On Apr 22, 2019
just pray for this being he maybe spiritually manipulated aready
jerry447:
May God purnish you,
condemned soul
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Shares Photos With Security Operatives At Their Base by PromiseJonah(m): 8:32pm On Mar 27, 2019
Whatsapp me let's talk better +234.706.584.5224
Ajibolatao2:
Privileges of being a celebrity. A regular person gets no such attention. Nothing special with it though.

Contact me for your access to lynda.com to watch and download hundred of courses which include web design, web development, programming, marketing, graphics design, data science, SEO, affiliate marketing, blogging for a token.
CrimeRe: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by PromiseJonah(m): 8:26pm On Mar 27, 2019
So how is this inline with the thread??


MissRaine69:
Useqd to work with a colleague who installed a camera in the female staff toilets, showers and changing rooms. This was connected to his office with the advancement of technology his home. When caught he had thousands and thousands of videos spanning years.
SportsRe: Nigerian Children in Slums are Learning to Play Chess & It’s Inspiring by PromiseJonah(m): 9:26pm On Mar 22, 2019
nepapole:
I dont know y i jus cant understand this game. But i am not dull na.
Yeah bro,
But I think you're lazy
CrimeRe: Pretty 17-Year-Old Girl Buried Alive After Leaving Nightclub In Argentina (Pics) by PromiseJonah(m): 8:58am On Mar 14, 2019
Stop posting this trash � if u can't explain what it's about


Cruzzygraphics8:
OMG MUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED IN GHANA LAST NIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKl_Bv710JI
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts As 157 Die In Plane Crash "Ethiopian Airlines" by PromiseJonah(m): 3:21am On Mar 11, 2019
rtdCivilservant:
I thought he would have blamed Buhari.
unlike Buhari, APC still blaming GEJ till future when they aren't opposition for years now
PoliticsRe: APC UK Mocks Patience Jonathan As Supreme Court Upholds FG’s Seizure Of $8.4m by PromiseJonah(m): 2:43pm On Mar 08, 2019
Baru, Lawal, Akpabio, Kalu and others deserve to be praised �


rusher14:
Shut up.

Patience Jonathan deserves to be mocked.
CelebritiesRe: Femi Otedola Spotted With Banky W (Photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 8:49pm On Feb 22, 2019
common sense is never common

djbussy:
Dem just 4rk finish abi watin?

Art, Graphics & VideoHow To Create A Moving Bicycle Using Adobe Flash Professional by PromiseJonah(op):
Please Gurus in the house I'm trying to do an assignment, and your assistance is urgently needed on:
How to create a moving bicycle using adobe flash professional/builder/InDesign.


Thanks in anticipation.

mods I'm so in a rush pls help

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