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Foreign Affairs › Re: Women Fight In Salon Over Politician In Kenya (Photos) by PromiseJonah(m): 6:09pm On Jul 16, 2016

you need Jesus

CarrotAndStick:
The cameraman is a fool! He couldn't get us a closer and clearer view of that pvssy!

Computer Market › Re: Memory Card-Micro SD Card For Sale Price: N1,200 Frm Banjul Nig. Ltd by PromiseJonah(m): 12:00pm On Jul 16, 2016

you are not serous that price is too much for real♊

Osekele:
We Have All Sizes Of Memory Card For Sale. Increase The Memory Capacities Of Your Phones And Tablet PCs To Any Capacity Of Your Choice.

Prices:

4GB-----N1200

8GB-----N2500

16GB----N5500

32GB----N8500

Education › Re: 12 Times The English Language Made No Sense At All(pics) by PromiseJonah(m): 7:52am On Jul 15, 2016

kirchofff:
Why does VALUABLE and INVALUABLE have d same meaning?

same question I've been asking myself

Sports › Re: Lovely New Photos Of Amara Kanu by PromiseJonah(m): 5:26pm On Jul 01, 2016

wetin concern me??

Fashion › Re: When You Are Almost Bald & Your Hairstylist Performs Magic On Your Hair (photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 9:42am On May 20, 2016

You've got A BALd hair too?

CLIQBOY:
Where can i get this?

Webmasters › Re: How Do Bloggers Get Their Money by PromiseJonah(m): 9:30am On May 20, 2016

I have a feeling that no friend sent you! You're making research and survey for yourself

lrguru:
my brother what else if not money?

Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen!!! How Long Shall We Continue Like This? by PromiseJonah(op): 1:39pm On May 17, 2016

What the heck are u saying?

stokfrick:
[size=8pt]These guys are bokoharam in disguise.
I repeat: these guys r bokoharam in disguise.
Be warned![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/size][/b][b]

Jokes Etc › Re: Buhari-the Latest Word In The Dictionary :) by PromiseJonah(op): 1:38pm On May 17, 2016

Sorry bro, you don't need to laugh when you have greater trouble

I'm sure you're looking for fuel

Edwinmason:
sorry bro..but it's not funny

Jokes Etc › Buhari-the Latest Word In The Dictionary :) by PromiseJonah(op): 9:34pm On May 15, 2016

A New word has recently been added to the English dictionary, and guess what it is? The word is Buhari and is a verb which means traveling (to go). eg : I buharied to Enugu last week and currently buharing to asaba and will soon buhari to London next week!
Feel free to use the word anywhere and anytime as it has been endorsed by over 6000 linguists and lexicologists around the world.Please share, while I Buhari to linda ikeji��

Source: www.gidipictures.ml

Education › Re: 12 Things Anyone Who Went To UNIBEN Will Understand Perfectly by PromiseJonah(m): 3:30pm On May 13, 2016

Very similar to RSUST

daveson07:
Night class: This usually begins on the first day of resumption. Reading room and night class pick up immediately. UNIBEN students can read for Africa but then you wonder where the E’s and F’s come from considering the way they read.

Politics › Re: The Notable Difference Between Jonathan And Buhari's Subsidy Removal by PromiseJonah(m): 3:12pm On May 13, 2016

What do you sabi? %-) someone wanted to eat rice you said no Way! Because the rain Is falling and now you want another person under same condition to eat with all confidence that the intensity of the sun is high HYPOCRITES

hazyfm:
Another Wailing Zombie spotted in 4D

Politics › Re: The Notable Difference Between Jonathan And Buhari's Subsidy Removal by PromiseJonah(m): 3:10pm On May 13, 2016

What do you sabi? %-) someone wanted to eat rice you said no Way! Because the pain Is falling and now you want another person under same condition to eat with all confidence that the intensity of the run is high HYPOCRITES

hazyfm:
Another Wailing Zombie spotted in 4D

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Gives Her Ex-Breadseller Colleagues N5k Each (photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 2:57pm On May 13, 2016

You should be considering the fact that she became A celeb and STARTED GIVING BACK instantly WHILE WE HAVE LOTS OF OTHERS in the music industry and nolly wood doing nothing of this kind

igraman:
1. she's looking as if its not from her heart.
2. the lady receiving sef, seems not be receiving it wholeheartedly.
3. the fair lady in yellow seems to be a gossip expert.
4. the lady with plaited hair on the left side is obviously envying.

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Gives Her Ex-Breadseller Colleagues N5k Each (photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 2:56pm On May 13, 2016

You should be considering the fact that she beame A celeb and STARTED GIVING BACK instantly WHILE WE HAVE LOTS OF OTHERS in the music industry and nolly wood doing nothing of this kind

igraman:
1. she's looking as if its not from her heart.
2. the lady receiving sef, seems not be receiving it wholeheartedly.
3. the fair lady in yellow seems to be a gossip expert.
4. the lady with plaited hair on the left side is obviously envying.

Politics › Re: Saraki Bribed Facebook - Omoyele Sowore by PromiseJonah(m): 12:09pm On May 02, 2016

Sorry man i don't think its possible to bribe facebook team or Mark personally
but if you think its true CAN'T APC afford same amount of money to do the same?

Crime › Fulani Herdsmen!!! How Long Shall We Continue Like This? by PromiseJonah(op): 9:18pm On Apr 25, 2016

Sadly, it has now become a daily routine for
Nigerians to be regaled with gory tales of how the so
called fulani herdsmen invaded a community, kill and
sack the residents, destroy farmlands, raze buildings
down and take over entirely. Of course, I used the
word "so called" because one believes that these
men are pure "terrorists" that are robed in the garb
of herdsmen.

Actually, an Int'l terror alert organisation named
them as the fourth '4' most deadly group in the entire
world, yet some of us still take them as mere cattle
rearers.
Any time you hear about the barbaric actions of
these mercinaries of death, your ear twingles and
your heart beats, beacuse this evil is on a fast lane to
our territories. God forbid!!!
Yesterday it was Benue, Taraba, Ondo states, today it
is Enugu State and it continues ceaselessly. Should
we all stand akimbo and watch as this evil festers to
all south?

Obviously, a section of this country seem to have
vowed that Nigeria must become a full scale islamic
country by force or blood will continue to flow. For
this section of the country and their goons, it is either
they are throwing bombs and wasting thousands of
lifes in churches, parks, offices, school etc, or they
shoot and matchet their way into our communites.
These fulani terrorists or herdsmen are on a well
structured mission in this country and the earlier
Southerners and Christians realize this fact, the
better for us. The story of Turkey, which used to be
95% christians, but now 98% muslems, should not be
lost on us.

In the name of cattle rearing fulani terrorists have
trekked through all our communities, knows the
boundaries, entry and exit routes etc.
Southerners and christians are too liberal and free
hearted to a fault. We have never been security
conscious, our religion to some extent makes us take
everybody as equal and leave peacefully with all, but
the reverse is the case with these guys up north.
Their main mission is to consumate the efforts of
Usman Dan fodio, take over the entire country, kill
any "infidel" and spread islam all over Nigeria.
The boldness and audacity with which these devilish
elements are now carrying out their hellish agenda
shows that they have some presidential
endorsement.
If not, how can terrorists or herdsmen be invading
communities, killing hundreds of residents,
destroying properties etc, yet the President has not
made a comment about them?

President Buhari hops from one country to another and talk about pipeline vandals, corruption, bla bla
bla, but have vehemently refused to make mention of
fulani herdsmen that are wrecking havoc and
destroying lifes at almost the same scale with boko
haram. As if that is not suspect enough, they are
coming up with a ridiculous "land grazing bill", which
I wont even spend time on. With this, will one be
wrong if he alledges that PMB has commissioned
these terrorists in the garb of herdsmen to decimate
the population of christians and take over their
lands?

Seeing this well orchestrated and grand move by the
fulanis to invade our communities, destroy
farmlands, kill hundreds of people, raze down
buildings and ultimately take over our lands etc, my
questions are; what are we doing to resist this evil
plot, especially South east leaders? Are we going to
throw up our hands in absolute surrender to "fate"
and wait for God to come save us?

Why have south east governors refused to boldly and
courageously speak up against the serial killing of
our people, be it by army or fulani herdsmen?
Will the governors be arrested if they boldly dare
PMB to either control these fulani terrorists Or they
will empower our people in border communities with
guns?

Let the south east governors, political and socio-
economic leaders etc, know that if they do not rise
above their irresponsibility to confront and crush
these evil, it will soon knock at their doors.
Then it will be too late and posterity will never forgive
them.

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Celebrities › Re: Four Nigerian Singers Who Can't Sing by PromiseJonah(m): 6:43pm On Apr 13, 2016

oglalasioux:
I nearly agreed until I saw Dbanj in the list. Dbanj? No. This is a musician.

Me too, that guy is a gud song writer shall

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Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Statement That He’s Not Finished With Nigeria An Expensive Joke-muric by PromiseJonah(m): 6:31pm On Apr 13, 2016

lailo:
Lazy wailers should take time and read.Forward ever,backward neva.

With ur dummy leader? I'm sorry for u

Forward e¥er with the current price of fuel?

Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Statement That He’s Not Finished With Nigeria An Expensive Joke-muric by PromiseJonah(m): 6:27pm On Apr 13, 2016

Can you shut the fhuCk up pls :\

Fullamafia:
The clueless ineffectual buffoon cannot be a threat to his own local government chairman, talk less of what you're asserting.

The OP was simply highlighting the link between the current situation in the country and the likely import of Jonathan's statement.

Ironically, he is just like the toad in a pan of slowly heating water who does not realize he is being cooked until the water reaches boiling point. The witnesses against Metuh are squealing and the defeated ex president's associates, fronts and relatives are being netted one by one. It's more like Nigeria has not finished with Jonathan.

Phones › Re: How To Check If Your National Identity Card Is Ready by PromiseJonah(m): 8:44am On Mar 30, 2016

same bro

Walexz02:
Nonsense! Since 2013 my card is not ready..

i don tire self

Career › Re: Sacked Without Normal Payments: Your Help/ádvice/suggestion Is Urgently Needed by PromiseJonah(op): 7:57am On Mar 30, 2016

can any mod do something needful or is this post out of point?

Career › Re: Sacked Without Normal Payments: Your Help/ádvice/suggestion Is Urgently Needed by PromiseJonah(op): 7:50am On Mar 30, 2016

booking space right?

McCarlito:
K

Career › Sacked Without Normal Payments: Your Help/ádvice/suggestion Is Urgently Needed by PromiseJonah(op): 7:01am On Mar 30, 2016*

A old time neighbour saw me today and narrated his ordeal and said i should help him out by seeking suggestion/help

Hello fellow Nairalanders, I want to report what happened to My colleagues and I as we once
worked for TOTAL at Obagi, Ogba/Egbema/
Ndoni LGA, Rivers State, Nigeria.
my name is Musa Morgan, we've been working under TOTAL COMPANY, for up to 14 years, until the CEO visited, Port Harcourt,
Nigeria.

He commended the efforts of the whole staff and workers. he ordered the immediate promotion of us all.
we were never promoted till we decided to protest even after doing that, they never
promoted anyone.
what they did was to publish LIST OF SACKED WORKERS and about 49 of us were affected,
we approached them to know why and the company's reply was that they're not responsible for the sack of any worker, that its the contractors.
However we were never promoted and we were never paid off,
as is the normal thing to do, all we now ask for is for them to pay us off.
as all request for compensation has been abortive.
just that the whole of us don't have finance,
we would have tried legal process but
getting a lawyer is another expenses we
can't afford else we would have sued them.
we involved the current ONELGA LGA
chairman (Austin Ahiamadu, appointed by
Ex Governor Amaechi ) he did as he power
can can carry which was not successful.
we also engaged NDYM Niger Delta Youth
Movement president he tried his best
handsomely TILL HE WAS BRIBED for peanut.
when the real money was not later paid to
him, he wanted to bounce back on the
company, but it was too late.
so please Sirs, your suggestion/advice/help
is needed urgently before it becomes to late.
its already two years. and we don't want it
to linger any more. in unity we need it from
The TOTAL E & P COMPANY now or never.
thanks.
contact any of us directly for more info:
Mr. Musa Morgan- 07035710469
Mr. Happy- 08170756375
Mr. Igwe. - 08037924803

Politics › Re: Video Of Wike Watching Apc's Campaign From His Sitting Room by PromiseJonah(m): 10:44pm On Mar 18, 2016

After all the fight dat took place in Rivers state after the last election,

Wike became Governor

Amaechi became minister

Ibim became NDDC chair and

Dakuku became NIMASA DG

What did you get?
Pls dont be silly and allow yourself to be used and hurt during the coming election?
BE WISE!!!!!!!

Weather you are voting PDP or APC or LABOUR party etc PEACEFUL ELECTIONS IS WAT WE NEED,
Let's not fight or Kill one another....

VOTE UR CONSCIENCE AND LEAVE THE NEXT MAN TO VOTE HIS..

Celebrities › Re: Fan Mocks Paul, Peter Okoye Responds by PromiseJonah(m): 10:10am On Mar 17, 2016

YOUR JAMB SCORE ENG = 35 MATHS = 21 PHYSICS = 20 CHEMISTRY = 31 TOTAL = 107 BUT YOUR,,, FACEBOOK FRNDS = 4,999 TWITTER FOLLOWERS= 10,572 BBM FRNDS = 1,520 WHATSAPP FRNDS = 632 THE devil must hv been singing SHOKI on ur brain.. SEE YOUR COCONUT HEAD!!!

Computers › Re: Can I Get A Brand New Laptop For 60 Thousand Naira by PromiseJonah(op): 9:55am On Mar 17, 2016

boxymccoy:
I deliver to people outside Lagos, I still sent one to Portharcourt last week.

thanks man I'll contact you subsequently

Computers › Re: Can I Get A Brand New Laptop For 60 Thousand Naira by PromiseJonah(op): 9:54am On Mar 17, 2016

saint2ace:
Go to konga and search with lenovo-yoga-intel-celeron u'll get one for 60k

thanks I finally got HP for 73k at Ogbunabali

Crime › Re: 'One Chance' Robbers Apprehended In Jos (Photos) by PromiseJonah(m): 9:42am On Mar 17, 2016

please Sir it called number plate

Pennsylvania:
Does Nigeria still use this type of plate number again?

Jokes Etc › Apkors out smarts Ekaitte with grammar by PromiseJonah(op): 9:29am On Mar 17, 2016

(Akpors and Ekaite)
EKAITTE: Why is your shirt having another
lady’s perfume?
AKPORS: That query is rather rhetorical..
However I detest what you are insinuating.
EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me?
AKPORS: I haven’t breached our matrimonial
vows. Just shared a lift with a lady and her
scent must have diffused and precipitated to
form residue on my shirt. Just physics at play.
How many times must I recycle the utterance
that your genitals are the sole destination of
my seminal fluids?
EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought
you were. Lets call it quits!
AKPORS: You want us to diverge because your
nose buds registered a foreign scent? I said I
will abide by you better or worse, but this has
surpassed the worse parameter and has
encroached into the insanity zone which was
not provided for in the vows.. Anyway, have
your way, lets break up!
EKAITTE: Aaawww baby, I was just jealous..
I’m sorry!
AKPORS: I repel your remorse sensations..
Your infidelity claims have battered me
therefore Kindly please radiate with your
belongings from the vicinity of my bungalow
at a similar speed to light before the
personnel of a security firm forcefully does it.

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Computers › Re: Can I Get A Brand New Laptop For 60 Thousand Naira by PromiseJonah(op): 5:51am On Mar 09, 2016

sorry i'm at Port Harcourt

boxymccoy:
First of all, let me know your specifications. I sell laptops in Lagos. contact me via glorytech09@gmail.com.

Computers › Re: Can I Get A Brand New Laptop For 60 Thousand Naira by PromiseJonah(op): 5:45am On Mar 09, 2016

tosscash1:
dependind on d specification!
dual core?.... maybe.

but corei3, i5, i7 i dont think so
especially in the present state of our economy

please just tell me the brand and model with the actual price t

Computers › Re: Affordable Laptop For Student by PromiseJonah(m): 7:34pm On Mar 08, 2016

Me too i have SAME NEed Please a female friend walked us to me yesterday and told me to get a brand new laptop for 60k IN PORT HARCOURT so i don't know any that goes for that amount because i bought mind for 80k. So PLEASE HELP

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