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a female friend walked us to me yesterday and told me to get a brand new laptop for 60k IN POST HARCOURT so i don't know any that goes for that amount because i bought mind for 80k. So can i get any from SLOT or any other PLEASE HELP

Please a female friend walked us to me yesterday and told me to get a brand new laptop for 60k IN POST HARCOURT so i don't know any that goes for that amount because i bought mind for 80k. So PLEASE HELP

Exactly THE SAME thing happened to me Today from about 4pm my new gf and i where having a good time until i saw those beads i refuse To continue with The excuse of not having condom in MY ROOM whereas i have TWO PACKets ;-)

;-> though she told me that Her mum wore All HER FEMALE CHILDREN including her.

I also need help/reasonable ANSWER too

i've been saying it that Wizkid is the most dressed Nigerian artist and they keep on shouting its Ice Prince alone

its good.


atleast the white men are still paid by him/goernment



please follow me on twitter jor

www.twitter.com/promise_jonah

February is the month of Love! Everyone should be excited and look forward to making it a special and unforgettable day for their spouses. However, for some people, it’s a disaster waiting to happen. These individuals evolve different tactics to ensure that they avoid taking their spouse shopping or giving them a luxurious treat at a five-star hotel in Lagos. or maybe silver Bird Cinema Port Harcourt.

If you are a lady with your heart setting on celebrating Valentine’s Day but aren’t sure whether your man is cut out for it, Jovago, shines the light on some signs to watch out for.

FINDS FAULT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO

He compliments your cooking, tells you how beautiful you are, allows you to pass the night at the weekend and doesn’t mind where you keep your things.

If however, he abruptly turns the corner and make you feel like a stranger, your sixth sense should tell you that he wants to get rid of you before that special day.

2. STOPS CALLING YOU

On a daily basis, he could call you as many times as possible. He doesn’t miss that opportunity to blow you a good night kiss. But, a few days to Val, you wait forever for the kiss but it never comes.

In the morning, you call him but he struggles to pick or he laments about you interrupting his sleep and unexpectedly ends the call. Honey, your valentine treat is hanging in the balance.

3. DOES NOT GIVE YOU MONEY ANYMORE

Whenever you are ‘broke’, you can confidently put a call through to him and within a few hours, you receive an alert. He is very reliable that you have converted him into your ‘ATM’.

This does not deny the fact that you love him, it just means he takes care of you. But, if you send him a message that you need money this love month, and get no alert, you should be worried. Yes, he may not have it at that moment but if it becomes a regular phenomenon, it’s a sign.

4. BUSY BUSY BUSY

According to relationship experts, no one is too busy to find time for people they care about.

If he apparently gives you excuses for not doing something he promised because he is busy, it may be an underlying tactic to avoid valentine’s day expenses.

5. VALENTINE IS A MYTH

Hh people genuinely do not believe in valentine. True. But there are others who claim that they do not celebrate Vals day, not because they do not recognize the significance but due to the financial burden it will bestow on them.

Their mantra throughout February will be ‘I hate valentine or I don’t believe in valentine’. If you do not, at least, your woman does and if you want to keep her after valentine, give her something special. As a lady, make this point clear before he runs!

6. I NEED A BREAK

If since you both started dating, he was the type who looked forward to shopping and eating out with you, but as valentine approaches, he suddenly gets bored or depressed when you are around and doesn’t seem interested in anything…do not mind him, stick around and get your due! .

If he says, “Sweetheart, I need a break”, not to worry, you can give him the break after February 14th!


source: http://akpraise.com/2016/02/03/6-weird-things-nigerian-men-do-before-valentine/#more-98600
www.twitter.com/promise_jonah

making sense but not in Nigeria

Nice work....

SOFT WORK

how e take concern us

gerara here mehn

for real mehn

you know what i'm saying

lol

after all this bulshit and they finally W.A.F. you from school so whats the gain?

Vanity upon Vanity all is Vanity promise.jonah1@ust.edu.ng

i see you my people

LOL in the highest order

source: https://twitter.com/OMGFacts/status/687991143594868736


could it be real


i can't affor d to eat this one oh...

geesilver:
this one gidigan o
OP do u mean selfie hoe?..........just cant process that.

any1 all join

somewhere in Nigeria...



lalasticala come and see

just check it out...

i hope it does not become true

Lol

timilehin007:
Mr man shut ur trap abeg...stop creating unnecessary awareness you know too well yourself deep down that you don't merit it...so shut d "f up pls.

Bullsh*t ehm sorry asshole

jopretty:
Since you make me read this gist,that slap must happen to you for your dream....lol.

I wish you the same! Lol


Abeg Lalasticala come see ooh

BEWARE!
My people, pls, be very careful these last
days o...
This happened to me last night when i
returned home....My face oooooooo, I can't believe
what just happened to me, Wonders they always say
shall never end. I was standing in front of the
entrance of my house to open the gate so I can go in.
Then a woman came and told me that she knows me,
that she has met me before. So I was like I can't really
recall where and when I met you, anyway,
please remind me. Then the woman said that she had
met me in a conference in Abia State, Umuahia,

in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, I
have never been to Abia State this ye......that was my
reply.
Before I could complete the statement,

I heard "TAWAI -TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face,
if
the temperature of that slap was to be measured, it
will be around 2000C. I felt so confused, at first
I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind
her to see if there was another person behind her,
but there was none. I tried to ask her what
I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for
not recalling your name ‘TAWAI!’ the hot
slap came for the Second time!!! I couldn't bear it any
longer.

I regretted not releasing my dogs in the
morning.

I held the woman's hair & started pulling her legs.
I pulled and pulled, stretched and stretched her legs
then pulled again just as am pulling your legs now.
Kaiiiii!


U too like gist oooooooo. See as u
dey serious dey read am... Just want to say, we shall
all witness 2016 in happy mood.. Can someone say
Amen…

Lol

Rexphobia:
How can I delete my comment

just soak your right fingers on fuel and then wave it at a flame of fire


The comment will just disappear like weliewelie.

I saw this on facebook posted by baddo Himself


Olamide Apologizes To Fans Over Misconduct At The
Headies Event >> Read Here>>> http://
naijaexclusive.net/2016/01/olamide-apologizes-to-
fans-over-misconduct-at-the-headies-event-see-
photo/


SOURCE: https://m.facebook.com/202704290072882/photos/a.202709250072386.1073741828.202704290072882/207414589601852/?type=3&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6235313666328931754%3Amf_story_key.-7746936250964785598%3Aei.6235313669383778977.6034528203173.19.0

Oluwahelpme:
has he apologises to his fans?










naijaexclusive.net

Yeah. He posted it on facebook
Olamide Apologizes To Fans Over Misconduct At The Headies Event >> Read Here>>> http:// naijaexclusive.net/2016/01/olamide-apologizes-to- fans-over-misconduct-at-the-headies-event-see- photo/