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simpleseyi:
Intelligence is hereditary. We are all proud of the Akunyuli family. I wonder the type of brains Mr & Mrs Jonathan's children will have? Drunk's brain or grammarian's brain?

You Brought Out A Womans Pant Out Of Your Pocket Instead Of Handkerchief, In Front Of Your Spouse.



For Me I Would Tell That They Used Juju To Turn My Handkerchief Into Pant.

When did u do it last; on bed, in the bush or
in the bathroom? How did u do it; standing,
kneeling or lying down? Did u cry or shout?
Did u feel guilty or u enjoyed it? Please don't
forget to do it again tonight before u sleep. I
mean PRAYING!!!! what were u thinking? God
have mercy on you for that thought.. Pass it
on and hear funny answers!

MTN subscribers will have the opportunity to load
their account with N10 recharge card.
The Chief Marketing Officer of MTN, Bayo
Adekanmbi, revealed this in a statement on
Thursday.
According to Adekambi, the initiative, to be
launched in Kano, was to ensure that no Nigerian
was shut out of the values that the network offers.
“Apart from making it possible for customers to
purchase airtime at the lowest rates, it also offers
opportunities for small scale entrepreneurs to sell
low-unit portion packs of recharge cards as a new
revenue stream. Again, everyday people such as
Maishayi, neighbourhood stalls, housewives,
students, etc would also benefit immensely from
this proposition.”


source: http://
akpraise.com/2014/11/07/mtn-launches-n10-
recharge-card-look

Ace Comedian, Julius Agwu who
recently declared his intention to
take over from Governor Rotimi
Chibuike Amaechi as Rivers State
Governor has confirmed that he
has been receiving offers from
people of diabolic means to join
their group for him to achieve
success in the forth coming 2015
general elections..
Speaking to Toke Makinwa of
HIPTV, a program monitored by
CKN Nigeria, Julius Agwu said that
initially, he never believed
such happens although he has
been warned by Okey Bakassi
who once contested a House of
Assembly seat in Imo State to
expect such invitations.
Julius said he has received several
calls from people who asked him
to bring his pictures and those of
his opponents so they can
manufacture things that will
make him successful at the poll.
He vow not to engage in such
diabolic means just to govern his
people. According to him,” I am
damn serious about this journey.
I used my last show in Abuja to
declare my intention and there is
no going back on this” says the
Ikwerre born popular showbiz
personality.
Source: CKNNigeria
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Issues just got scary for residents
of the Igando area of Lagos
State! They are now living in fear
after armed robbers wrote to
them last week demanding “end
of year”
gifts!
The residents of Onimaba, College
Bus stop, Ikotun Road, Igando,
Lagos which read, ROBBERY
INFORMATION Be prepared, be
prepared, be prepared. Our dues
must be paid this festive season.
Nobody can stop us as we can
strike at any time. Only enough
money can save your life.
To be forewarned is to be fore-
harmed. We have warned you in
this area, and if you have ears,
you ought to hear.” 20 copies of
the letter were reportedly
circulated and dropped at
different streets in the area. The
residents woke up Thursday
morning to find the letters, which
were picked up by Lateef Bello,
Ogunbewon, Taiwo Adediran,
and Alhaji Hamzat.
The Chairman of the landlords
association in the area is said to
have reported the threat letters
to the Igando Police Division but
the police say no case has been
filed
with them.
The Lagos State Police
spokesperson, DSP Kenneth
Nwosu said, The incident has not
been reported to the Igando
Police Division. However, if the
residents have received such
letter, let them bring it to the
police. If there is such
information, we will do well to
ensure we deploy enough
personnel in the area. The
responsibility of the police is to
ensure safety of lives and
property in the state With
forensics and finger printing it
would be so easy to track down
the people who wrote that letter
but then again this is
Nigeria not an Hollywood movie

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It is funny enough to know that most persons online are found of uploading funny pictures or images mocking or shouting at any post that might be boring well here's the ones i can upload here though i have over ten thousand pictures of that sort on my laptop. Anyways upload yours too lets catch fun.

#Oboy!

all this #lies u people are #sharing and all this lies u people are making us to believe-- #THERE_IS_GOD_OH

chey! They have arrived finallay we have been against these things not to happen in our state but now it's here at our very local government and kingdom.

I hope they would not near Okansu or Omoku

because

my weapons are close to the border
when i finish importing them i'll attack the gunmen at once by myself

[/color]#hmmm I no follow ooh. When Oga at the top go ban una from him territory oooooh.

Thanks for telling us but the truth is I have no business that my driver already knows that

Wonders shall never end oooooooh. Abeg make una no shout make foreigners no hear am ooooooh. like our english master Patrick would say it is regrettably rucubious

BREAKING NEWS: FIFA to announce the date of
the REAL match between Brazil and Germany
after tonight's rehearsal

Guy you're saying shit #wizkid is better off than davido• Even davido knows that wizkid is currently the 4th richest Nigerian musician, google forbes ranking and find out ooooh. [b] Before you go soon talk say GEJ and Amaechi na the richest men in the world[\b]

[quote author=stan-ogb]Even the hackers missed it.[/quote]. Pls do anyone know the whereabouts of the hackers

Hmmm all this foolish religious people. Smh how come France win 2 : 0

king arizona: Ndi ocha can ZUZU eh

E for draw am for e Di_ck na, onye eberibe

nwa nne e nho na abah?

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I am beginning to think south
africans are not creative! Had
mandela been a Nigerian,
1. The corpse will stay in mortuary
for five years to enable
government prepare for befitting
burial.
2. Government will setup a
planning committee with power to
award contracts to construct new
roads
leading to mandela's home town.
Construction of new airports, new
stadium for burial reception.
3. The body will fly round the
36states of the federation
including the FCT.
4. There will be national ashebi
(uniform) imported from holland, it
will be made compulsory for every
Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.
5. New slangs will emerge, for
instance yoruba greeting will start
e ku madiba o, eku iku mandela.
6. Our network will produce new
callertunes e.g to hear mandela's
last breath press 1. To hear the last
word he spoke press 2. E.t.c
7. New products will emerge e.g
madiba zobo drink. Madiba pure
water, madiba magic soap/cream.
8. Our musicians? Aaaah 5
albums daily to praise the icon.
9. New born babies will be called
Mandela. Yuh can add yours..

We hereby announce to all
intending candidates for the
2014 UTME that there will be no
more 2nd choice option for
University, Polytechnic or Colleges
of Education.
This simply means you can only
choose 1 University, 1 Polytechnic,
1 College of Education and 1
Computer Institute (NEW) during
registration for the 2014 UTME.
The newly introduced institutes
are said to be sort of
monotechnics. Examples of such
popular institute are Afrihub ICT
institute in Abuja, Aflon Digital
Institute, Abuja, Kaduna Business
School, Lagos City Computer
College, etc.
Whether you intend to study in a
Federal University or a State
University, all these institutions
have been brought under one
umbrella and candidates will only
be allowed to choose 1 university.
With this introduction, candidates
are to be much more careful
while filling their registration
forms as NO CHANGES CAN BE
MADE ON ANY INSTITUTION ONCE
THE FORM IS SUBMITTED
Please Click SHARE to spread this
info to all JAMBites Out there so
they don't make mistakes.

China hackers 'target EU
foreign ministries'
By Jane Wakefield
Technology reporter
10 December 2013 Last
updated at 12:08
The researchers say they were
able to observe the hackers for
about a week
Chinese hackers spied on the
computers of five European
foreign ministries over the
summer, according to research
from US security company
FireEye.
The hackers sent emails with
malware-ridden attachments
purporting to detail a possible
US intervention in Syria.
The company has not revealed
which ministries were targeted
but said the malware samples
were meant for individuals
involved in the G20 talks.
In total nine computers had
been compromised, the
company told the BBC.
Network reconnaissance
The computers had been
targeted in the run-up to the
annual summit of the G20 group
of nations - which includes
China - in St Petersburg, Russia,
in September, FireEye said. The
talks were dominated by the civil
war in Syria.
For a week in August, the
researchers said, they had been
able to monitor one of the 23
computer servers used by the
hackers, which they have
dubbed the Ke3chang group
after the names of one of the
files used in its malicious code.
During the week the malware
had been observed in action, no
documents had been stolen,
they said.
"At that stage it appeared to be
about network reconnaissance,"
senior FireEye researcher
Narottama Villeneuve told the
BBC.
Carla Bruni
The Ke3chang group has been
active since at least 2010,
according to the researchers.
Traditionally it has targeted the
aerospace, energy and
manufacturing industries but
they have also delivered
malware to hi-tech companies
and governments, according to
FireEye.
In 2012 it used a London
Olympics themed attack and a
year earlier used emails
purporting to show nude
pictures of the then French
president's wife, Carla Bruni,
researchers said.
But in their latest attack "they
appeared to be specifically
targeting foreign ministries", Mr
Villeneuve told the BBC.
"The hackers were based in
China but it is difficult to
determine from a technology
point of view how or if it is
connected to a nation state," he
added.
Mr Villeneuve explained how he
had gained entry to the hackers'
server.
"When they shift infrastructure,
the servers are open. I just
happened to check the servers
when they weren't secured," he
said.
However the glimpse into the
inner workings of the hackers'
command and control centre
was short-lived, lasting for just
over a week.
Tensions between China and the
West over cyber-espionage have
been increasing in recent years.
In June the US Defence Secretary
Chuck Hagel accused Chinese
hackers of accessing secret US
weapons programmes.

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