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Christianity EtcRe: Ifeoma Vivian Emeka: Born Again Burns Her Hair Extensions, "They Are Demonic" by PromiseJonah(m): 6:18pm On Dec 25, 2017
one sabbathariaj spotted

u and ii knows u don't keep to ur own church's rules or sabbath laws not even ur pastor does

khiaa:
Are people really this stupid? If their Pastors told them to jump in the river they would do it.

How can wearing fake hair send someone to hell?
Let's see how many things that can send people to hell that they do and is against the word.

1. Fornicating
2. Lying
3. Celebrating Christmas and Easter
4. Adultery
5. Stealing
6. Eating creepy things that crawl upon the earth (snails, crab, lobster, shrimp)
7. Cursing, and swearing
8. Not honoring the Sabbath, the Sabbath is Saturday not Sunday.

There are many many more and she's concerned about hair.
TravelRe: Car Carrying Entire Family Veers Off The Road,lands Into River In Imo(pics) by PromiseJonah(m): 5:35pm On Dec 25, 2017
Alariiwo:
The fool thought he was still in Lagos or is it Abuja with good road networks.

Just look at a region of noisemakers.. Nothing demarcates road from river.
Rubbish enclave.
you're insane
Science/TechnologyRe: Man From Gombe & His Locally Made Vehicle Cause A Scene by PromiseJonah(m): 5:29pm On Dec 12, 2017
asawanathegreat:
Dis guy should sell it to APC for 2019 campaign vehicle.
cheesy :/ :p
CrimeRe: Lady Dies In Abortion Bid (photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 11:48pm On Dec 10, 2017
Fhemmmy:
This story doesn't add up at all.. . .

Your fiancee has been complaining of stomach ache for a while BUT yet couldn't take her to the hospital.
The day that the pain was so bad . . . The man waited for neighbors and landlord to come and assist to take her to the hospital - YET, the man has a car
The lady passed away in HIS car, and the best he could do to the lifeless body of HIS supposed love and soon to be wife was to dump it on the side of the road
He was able to calmly drove back home
He was able to calmly lied to the landlord

The man knows more than he is saying - Hold him well and get justice to the lady that can't speak again
too many sense here cheesy i recommend for Director state CID smiley cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Skibii Poses In His Boxers (Photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2017
Evaberry:
.... dude has a really really nice dick, I think it's beautiful.

I really wouldn't mind getting fvcked by that against a wall.
cc chiefpiiko
child of d world i never knew u are this naughty
EventsRe: Photos From My Sister's Wedding And Award Ceremony In Deeper Life Church by PromiseJonah(m): 10:54pm On Dec 10, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Is pre wedding photos the real wedding?
Bekiaful.
lolest smiley cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Alibaba: Unemployment Made 80% Of Kano People To Massively Welcome Buhari by PromiseJonah(m): 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2017
smulti:
what ever that suits you !!!


but they aren't parasites or suicide bombers in need of virgins after their dastardly act .
round three fight :* cheesy smiley
Car TalkRe: Imo Black Cab: Innoson Buses Replace Keke In Owerri (Photos) by PromiseJonah(m): 9:29pm On Dec 08, 2017
adadike281:
Okorocha, okorobia amu nmili! Okorocha stopped bike and brought in keke napep, now he is stopping keke to bring in and according to report ' innoson buses'. Tomorrow, he will ban innoson to bring in 'tipper'. Confused efuluefu!
Savage cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky In Tears. Replies Ex-Gateman Jacob Over Video, Says "I Leave You To God by PromiseJonah(m): 11:14am On Dec 07, 2017
videkon:
Okay! I SEE!
I'm not surprised even satan know that there's God, no matter what
PoliticsRe: Stop Criticizing Ex-president Jonathan’s Administration – Rotimi Amaechi by PromiseJonah(m): 11:11am On Dec 07, 2017
atleast he just proved to us thats he still have a string of sense amid political selfishness
adadike281:
Good to know that Amaechi is regaining his senses back
FamilyRe: Woman Snatches Man From Wife, Dumps Him After 7 Years by PromiseJonah(m): 10:45am On Dec 07, 2017
the greatest Developers i've ever seen
anythin for traffic



sexybbstar:
Na only pm express dey get this kind news. undecided
FamilyRe: Woman Snatches Man From Wife, Dumps Him After 7 Years by PromiseJonah(m): 10:43am On Dec 07, 2017
i tire for PM EXPRESS oh, this one weak me


sexybbstar:
Na only pm express dey get this kind news. undecided
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WebmastersWho Needs Script For Ponzi Scheme? by PromiseJonah(op): 7:39pm On Mar 13, 2017
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WebmastersRe: Need Clone Script For MMM Or Any Code For Ponzi Scheme by PromiseJonah(op): 10:13am On Mar 01, 2017
ok sir


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Contact me 07082990087
WebmastersNeed Clone Script For MMM Or Any Code For Ponzi Scheme by PromiseJonah(op): 2:00am On Mar 01, 2017
please i'll pay just to get the script/theme/plugin or complete source code for ponzi scheme website
thanks promisejonah@gmail.com
07065845224
Jokes EtcRe: Man In Red: Valentine Dressing Of The Day (Photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 9:05pm On Feb 14, 2017
lol

WebmastersHELP! A Project Student Needs Help On Webdesign by PromiseJonah(op):
Hello Websters,
I'm a student of Rivers State University of Science and Technology, from the department of Computer Science,

i was given a project topic from the supervisor assigned to me, and the topic is WEB BASED PROJECT EVALUATION MANAGEMENT SYSTEM.
i need help in the area of getting the plugin, module or Code (HTML, PHP, JavaScript, Perl, Python or any other) to run on wordpress or joomla to perform the function of Evaluating any document uploaded by the users, if it is fit to be called a Final Year Project or not. thanks



please o mods, supermods do the needful its urgent mynd44, ishilove, lalasticala etc
Jokes EtcGirls Vs Boys Sexy Talks by PromiseJonah(op): 1:51am On Nov 17, 2016
*GIRLS WHEN THEY MEET THEIR FELLOW*
*GIRLS,THEY BE LIKE*

*Bukky: Babe howfa nah*

*Linda: I'm cool sweedie,and u?*

*Bukky: same dear Waow!, i love your hair.*

*Linda: Thank you my love*

*Bukky: You're welcome honey. Am coming to. your
house today,, so how is it gonna be?*

*Linda: wow Sweet*

*Bukky: I hope you prepared sumting
delicious*����

*Linda: Yea sweedie, just come over anytime. you like,I'll
be expecting you*

*A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS*
*FELLOW GUY*


*Andy: Sweetheart howfa nah*

*Chike: Come,Andrew iz like u smoke Igboh*

*Andy: Handsome, i love this your boxers oh*

*Chike: Oboy wait o, which day you turn hommo?*

*Andy: Can i come over to your house?*

*Chike: Come do wetin?*

*Andy: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight so we could just
chill. and catch sum fun..*

*Chike: Cum no let devil chop ur eye oh,*

*So you dey find who you go tear im nyash and person
wey go go 14years in prison Abi?..*

*No let better Thunder from Okija Shrine Strike you
there...*

*Infact I cover my nyash with d Precious Blood Of Jesus!!

Idiot.
Lol*
Christianity EtcRe: Oritsejafor Arrives Airport With Armed Policemen (Video) by PromiseJonah(m): 1:23am On Nov 17, 2016
chuose2:
All of dem oh!
Kumuyi 419 etc
No difference all fakers


Nigeria is full of fake preachers.






father forgive this creature for knows not what he Is doing
And I pray you suffer alone, let the innocent family members have peace
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's Speech At Oxford University (Video) by PromiseJonah(m): 1:15pm On Oct 25, 2016
GEJ was invited to speak at Oxford smiley because they know how important he is. lets see if PMB will ever get an invitation from even Cambridge Secondary school Omoku in his life time



matter of time, you'll all know who is worse
SamuelAnyawu:
We All Miss your Fatherly Love GEJ cry cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: You Can't Believe What She Did To Me Last Night! (must See) by PromiseJonah(op): 11:07pm On Oct 15, 2016
seems like you're the woman you look retty much like her lol


jopretty:
hahahaahhahaa, infact na frying pan them go use slap you the slap.
Jokes EtcRe: You Can't Believe What She Did To Me Last Night! (must See) by PromiseJonah(op): 11:04pm On Oct 15, 2016
what post are you trying to read infact you must be sick


smartograpy:
What message are you trying to send? undecidedyou must be silly
PoliticsRe: "Stop Misreporting Buhari In Germany" - German Reporter Tells Nigerian Media by PromiseJonah(m): 10:54pm On Oct 15, 2016
finally went to #west-germany ?

and its the only news to bring back home!
PhonesRe: I Hate Glo Network....they Gave Me False Hope! by PromiseJonah(m): 10:43pm On Oct 15, 2016
after retrieving it does the debt remain or vanishes suddenly?


EHMIR:
Now
Borrow 2k nd above frm them,do ur regular sub,copy ur contacts to phones..brake d sim,..go back nd retrieve it then copy the contacts back
CelebritiesRe: Davido Signs Dammy Krane To His Record Label [PICS] by PromiseJonah(m): 11:42pm On Sep 18, 2016
negodu! what are you saying?

GoggleB:
Lil kesh wey enter industry before u don get hin own record label... nice move u get sense wey ur village people give you..
RomanceRe: Woman Posts Ex-Boyfriend’s Manhood On Facebook (photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 7:42pm On Aug 13, 2016
tunary:
see as the girls they urge to see dick
its a two way thing; just as guys would wanna see the female thing wink
RomanceRe: Woman Posts Ex-Boyfriend’s Manhood On Facebook (photo) by PromiseJonah(m): 6:57pm On Aug 13, 2016
EniHolar:
Wetin u sef find come here?
i'm suprised girls of nowadays like bad things more than thier life
Jokes EtcRe: Buhari-the Latest Word In The Dictionary :) by PromiseJonah(op): 7:18am On Jul 19, 2016
Johnnyblaze13:
Lolz.
lwkm ♐♒⛎

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