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Akpos is fed up! What Nonsense! This has got to stop! When CL0SE-UP does an advert, they will show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly. When GILETTE Does an advert, they will show you someone's beards, armpit and they will show you how well the shaving stick works. When DETTOL does an advert, they will show you someone taking his or her bath in the bathroom with the soap........... ......But what the hell is wrong with ALWAYS ULTRA Sanitary PAD? When they are doing their advert, they will never show us anything! All we see is a girl rolling on her bed or secondary school girls singing on the field... How does that show us what the pad is used for?

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A female teacher,was having a problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade. Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took Akpors 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3 + 3? Akpors: 6 Principal: 6 + 6? Akpors: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions & Akpors got them right. The Principal then asked M'am 2 send Akpors 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of? Akpors: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Akpors: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpors: Coconut M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Akpors: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Akpors: Tent The principal was looking restless M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Akpors: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Akpors: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Akpors:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Akpors:Fork M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Akpors: Surname M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Akpors: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send Akpors 2 University, I got the last

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i nearly smarked the man when he came out :/

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi !, how are you ?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up to ?”. I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here !”. From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said ” rather busy right now”. The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions".

:/ make sense =)) :0

bombing of innocent souls and sagging of pants which is more sinfull immoral? make una wise up oh

TAKE NOTE GUYS!!!
Me :hi beautiful
Girl : hey u
Me : do u mind if i walk u out
Girl : no i dnt mind
Me : oh by de way im Paul from
Pta n im still new in this church
Girl : im Rita n this is my home
town
Me: ok no offence but Do you
have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
Me: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said,
“It is not good for the man to be
alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.”
... Girl: But I don't love you.
Me: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love does not know God, because
God is love."
Girl: And how do I know you
mean those words.
Me: Matthew 12:34b " For out of
the abundance of the heart the
mouth speaks."
Girl: But how can I be sure that
you're loyal and honest?
Me: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth
will pass away, but my words will
never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot
of girls out there.
Me: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women
do noble things, but you surpass
them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you
like?
Me: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not all that
beautiful...you
're exaggerating.
Me: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is
to be praised."
Girl: What happens if I say yes.
Me: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man
shall leave his father and his
mother and
hold fast to his wife, and they
shall become one flesh."
Girl: How come you know the
scriptures this much.
Me: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the
Law shall not depart from your
mouth, but you shall meditate on it
day and
night, so that you may be careful
to do all that is written in it. For
then you
will make your
way prosperous and you will have
good success."
Girl: wooow, I can see u really love
God.
Me: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see
that the Lord is good! Blessed is
the man
who takes refuge in Him.
Girl: mmm. Ok please give me time
to
think about it.
Me: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren, whatever is true,
whatever is
honorable, whatever is just,
whatever is
pure, whatever is lovely, whatever
is commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is anything
worthy
of praise, think about these
things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Me: Revelation 22:21 "Amen!

rodeo0070: Shame don catch me o!
In your dreams sha...

com no da play love here. Here be like love garden for una two eyes! Here na nairaland We no dey for garden of Eden

PromiseJonah: Nigeria won Ethiopia as you all know. But the two Ethiopian goals where all ascertained by goal line technology. With this game what do you think is the future of goal line technology

a very big NO. U wan render all the referee dem jobles7! No bring bad belly here oh my uncle na ref. Oh. Goal line tech smal bring robot

Chimax15: Guyz am sorry..i have forgoten the lie i wanted to tell..

But sha let do this...
NAIJALOADED AND NAIRALAND which one do you like most?

#HEADACHE DE WORRY ME

oboy go ask google!

[quote author=Prebaby.G.]I heard abt a man dat married a prostitute; and he knows very well dat she's a prostitute, so i dnt knw y he do so? U men out der cn u tel me y ur fellow men cn ask a prostitute hand in marriage??[/quote]it does not make sense.