₦airaland Forum

NwaNimo1:
The man is just too gay. . . .not funny but gay!!

some men do hv postures of dat a wman,,i tink dats d case of Amaechi. i hv seen many men wit such, 4 example dia is a guy wit d twistin of his bumbum, wen watchin 4rm behind, u wil mistake him 4 a lady..i hop my xplanation helps

CR77:
APC gay party

some men do hv postures of dat a wman,,i tink dats d case of Amaechi. i hv seen many men wit such, 4 example dia is a guy wit d twistin of his bumbum, wen watchin 4rm behind, u wil mistake him 4 a lady..i hop my xplanation helps

krall:
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seunmsg:
The good lagacy of Kayode Fayemi. We hope Fayose will be able to maintain and even improve the place.

kudos to fayemi..d man was ready to change ekiti to one of d big city in Nigeria..i served dia nd i was impress wit his work. if am an indegine i wil vote him thousand times. by d way hv u been to IKOGOSI? i was opportuned to b dia durin our tour..kudos to my cds group (culture and tourism cds ado ekiti)

tunkuns:
it has been found already. it has been traced to Zenith bank, sooner the news will b out.

e be lyk say u d work 4 nnpc,,abeg tel me hw d money tke enta zenith bank

lol buhari win foul nyash begin open,,am sure dey ar still more surprise package to come. mayb dey can find d misin $20bn,,den find d misin chibok gals..
Dats d change we ar talkin abt..NIGERIANS win= GOD win
wow my 1st front page since i join naialand, beginin of new tins in my life..first of d new tin i want God to do 4 me now is winin my football bet..abeg mke una pray 4 me,,million is involve..tnx Seun, OP, Moderator nd fellow comentator

with d numba of northern state remainin 2 b annouce, its obvious APC wil carry d day

Jonathan91:
Sent

sorry my boss, i made mistake in d email i gave u, d correct email is yahayapromise@yahoo.com tnx help me again pls

Jonathan91:
Sent

thanks
i need it also, pls dis my email yahayapromise52@gmail.com
appreciate u sir

na force dem force am wia dat suit, left 4 him..na him usual maffia nd hat

obibankz:
All I can see is few rented women in an empty stadium, waiting 4 their free food and 2k, imsu suppose to hv their matriculation 2day but Alhaji Rochas propone it becs of this, I can't wait 2 vote out Rochas come 28th feb, so he can join his brothers, APC cannot win even a councilor in imo state, sai Gej, sai Ihedioha 4 odimma ndi Imo

jst 1 word 4 u




BAGA

moderatorr:
Ok, but thats after you have accepted that the purported statement of result is not the certificate INEC asked for and is fake too because You don't put on caps in passports.

y ar u such a dumb fellow?? dat result is notin but real, its jst a statement nd am sure d principal has pick any available photo of buhari in other 2 mke sure d result is made available on tym 2 pple lyk u. incase u dnt hv eyes, check wel nd u wil see his examination nd seat numba, also check wel nd see d picture is nt passport, its jst a normal pics, it can even b his campaign poster dey got it 4rm. i hope u ar clear nw nd if u ar nt d best u can do is tke d exam numba 2 waec board 2 comfirm, am sure dey stil hv dia records

dulaman:
The depth or shallowness of each candidate and his political form is further accentuated in the following joke currently trending in Nigeria’s social media:
1. APC: We will ensure power stability.
1. PDP: Where is Mrs Buhari?
2. APC: We are going to fight corruption
2. PDP: APC tried to hack INEC computers
3. APC: We are going to fight terrorism
3. PDP: Some APC elder statesmen are garage touts
4. APC: We will invest in agriculture
4. PDP: S/South will collapse the economy if Jonathan loses
5. APC: We are going to upgrade standard of education
5. PDP: I will expose failures of our ex heads of state
6. APC: We will curb degradation of environmental pollution
6. PDP: Buhari doesn’t know his phone number.
7. APC: Nigeria’s wealth must be enjoyed by all of us
7. PDP: Buhari put Umaru Dikko inside a crate
8. APC: We will encourage rural development
8. PDP: Buhari cannot use a computer.

hahahahhahaha clueless PDP..all dey can do is attack buhari personality while APC kip pointin out issues borderin nigeria

Rexsul:
As an Ebira boy, i wil say "Gen.Buhari Nyase" ......APC rock Ebiraland and d rest part of Kogi state.

Sai Buhari!

and as a proud igala boy, i wil say buhari ula ule(welkum)
sai buhari 4 president
sai abubakar audu 4 governor

all dis stil has 2 do wit electrical, d 1 wit solar is quite ok but we hard hv acess 2 it..d 1 wit fire hmmm at ur own risk..i wish dia is way 2 charge witout any gadget u ar mentionin..jst remov b3 nd do sum kind of magic lyk kipin ur b3 in d sun wil b perfect

opiaoku:
Buhari will go to jail by Gej Because Buhari is a certified terrorist

after all this u ar still on 20 likes..d country need change. no propaganda can change dia mind. if i say sai buhari nw, u can imagine d numba of like i wil get in d next 1 hour (100 above)

so is dis how 2 campaign...mr presido u dnt hv any point..jst tel us wat we xpect 4rm u wen u ar elected instead u ar talkin past tense..u ar throwin d 1st blow, wen buhari reply now it wil turn sumtin else

[quote author=Banuso99 post=29602646][/quote]i dont bliv dis news, i served in ekiti state houz of assembly..i jst called 1 of d staff nd she say dia was no sack

tomakint:
Learn to be civil kid and stop thinking hiding behind your keyboard to spew thrash will save you. You are not the only kid here, you'll not be the first and definitely not the last.....be very very CAREFUL!

u ar d one who is been civil hia ryt, i jst wonda

midolian:
...easy OLDMAN..wat r u barking for?...it takes wisdom to understand a proverb..if u ve not got it, its not my fault....kindly work on ur thinking

promixdavinci:
jst dont talk if u hve notin gud 2 say..wat kind of language is pray hard 2 see feb 14, go nd kill him b4 den..ur type is d one pourin insult on ur parent nd u ar hia talkin trash..jonathan is nt his problem? do u reason 4m ur anus b4 u talk? u called him kid? mehn am disapointed in u..all ur sentences is full of hypocracy

midolian:
...easy OLDMAN..wat r u barking for?...it takes wisdom to understand a proverb..if u ve not got it, its not my fault....kindly work on ur thinking

am sure he think 4m his anus..

tomakint:
Pray hard to see Feb. 14 and even hear the results because I don't understand the stupidity you kids exhibit online under the cover of 'I am anonymous'! Jonathan is not your problem but you as a person, why talk to YOUR PRESIDENT like your mate, can you address YOUR DAD that way kid?

jst dont talk if u hve notin gud 2 say..wat kind of language is pray hard 2 see feb 14, go nd kill him b4 den..ur type is d one pourin insult on ur parent nd u ar hia talkin trash..jonathan is nt his problem? do u reason 4m ur anus b4 u talk? u called him kid? mehn am disapointed in u..all ur sentences is full of hypocracy

crazysaint:
He has done this and you guys clap for him, let see if it happens he became the vp, if this rubbish will repeat itself again... All this manifesto for selfish interest.. All this while, why didn't he do it? because election is at peak, that's the reason he want to win peoople heart. Abeg tell him say my birthday is on the 1st of january mek him show for me jor

he might hve been doin it b4..ever since he came 2 limelight as VP evrytin abt him is been follwed. dats life 4 u

Kylekent59:
but dont complain when it get worse

it can only get beta, bad leadership nid 2 b flush out b4 dis country get beta. dia is enuf resources 4 me nd u 2 liv a gud life in dis country but coruption has kept evrytin in d hand of d leaders
VOTE wisely

Kylekent59:
When Buhari show his red corner nw u pple should not complain oo,,,u are all saying buhari,,,i see war if buhari wins,,cus dis nation is a christian nation.
The DEVIL you know is better than the ANGEL u do not know

ur excuse shows u ar lazy nd u ar nt a risk taker, u ar nt innovative. wat is devil u knw beta dan angel u dnt knw. u wil use dis kind of proverb 2 confuse kids.
my broda u nid 2 mke a move in ur life by givin chance 2 change.
GMB is d change 4 nigeria dat we know 4 now

MuguliciousMUGU:
Mr president has spoken
only him can deliver a clean job

ride on mr president, we shall give you ten years to finish the job.

Gej till 2025 if possible

kip wastin ur time praisin dat man..he was even lookin drunk wen givin dat speech in d service 2day.
change is constant. it wil difinatly cum but hard 2 accept
GMB is d change. am a christain so dnt quote me wit ur excuses

bajosky:
empty vessel makes loudest noise.Those Blind Ungrateful APC brain washed nigerian seeking for change is it in ur grandparents(Gmb/Prof obasanjo) that ur future is anchored on ? shame to u all like papa like sons (those who promise to make d nation ungovernable suddenly has bewitched u to be become the needed CHANGE) U ALL WILL SON BECOME BASSTARD OVER NIGHT AS A GIFT & EXCHANGE FOR CHANGE FROM {GMB}

WE D YOUTHS OF NIGERIA HAVE WITNESS CHANGE TRO GEJ , NOW WE STILL NEED HIM FOR CONSOLIDATION.

GEJ IS D MAN IN CHARGE TILL 2019

then u must b one of those in govt lootin billions of naira 2 say dis thrash..wat has Gej done 2 benefit ordinary pple instead he kips on makin life dificult; even if GMB is a devil i stil prefare 2 vote 4 him dan Gej dat we knw 2 b d worst..jst lyk sum1 has rightly said
Then jonathan stands disqualified
on the following grounds:
(ix) is a member of a secret society; jonathan is
a confirmed member of Witches and Wizard
Association
(iii) adjudged to be a lunatic or declared to be of
unsound mind; jonathan is clueless, therefore is
of unsound mind!

oziegbe2015:
On Buhari we stand

lets nt jst b shoutin buhari up nd down on social media o. we shld mke sure we cast our vote on election day. tnx

okiezman:
Gej till 2019

Buhari is a satan

Tinubu is an owl

Osibanjo is a thief like tinubu that why they mingle together. If he's a pastor then light and darkness has nothing in comon cos tinubu and buhari is darkness themselves

u are a loser

okiezman:
Gej till 2019

Buhari is a satan

Tinubu is an owl

Osibanjo is a thief like tinubu that why they mingle together. If he's a pastor then light and darkness has nothing in comon cos tinubu and buhari is darkness themselves

u are a loser..GMB 4eva

Austin4lif:
APC is a mistake that must be avoided. Within the week end, northern elders said that power must come to the north. My question to them is that what did they do with the power bestowed upon them for 30 years? Buhari did all his wars on corruption those days becos he was a military man then. Mr Buhari u can't do all that in democracy, u must trial the person in court first and provide evidence. APC is a party of frustrated Nigerians, aggrieved PDP members, lazy nigerians, islamic fanatics and uninformed youths in our society. When I said frustrated Nigerians, I mean our citizens who wish this country to brk up because they have nothing to contribute. I also said APC is islamic because 95 percents of muslims support it. APC is for lazy Nigerians because a good citizen should think on what he will contribute to the nation and not what the nation will do for him, dnt depend on the government to achieve ur aims and dream. Any informed Nigeria will know that Buhari is a recycle of bad leadership. APC will further Sink the boat call Nigeria. We need change but nt Buhari becos he will be frustrated when he finds out that we use constitution and not military decrees. VOTE wisely, VOTE GEJ

am a christain nd am givin ma vote 2 APC. u cant confuse us using religion sentiment. weda buhari is bad or gud. change must come 2015

okiezman:
They can write ever they like but if they care about us they should assist with lethal weapons, than writing rubbish with their media to undermine the country, the apc e-fools will see it and rejoice as point but the country belong to us all no one can escape any bad tag given to us. Instead to rally around and assist the sitting president they see it as a medium to mock him. If the country collapse today all of us will die no one will be xcluded so better join hands and make the country better. Not coming here to shout change most of y'all houses are in disarray you come to NL to shout change. Hypocrits

wat ar u saying? hw else do u want d poor citizen do 4 dia country except 2 cast dia vote 4 d ryt person 2 rule dem..and mind u, comin 2 NL 2 shout CHANGE is rili helping, do u knw hw many millions of youth out dia visit dis site on a daily basis? u can see it urself dat many pole nw have decided 2 vote 4 apc because of one tin or d other dat dey read on dis NL. u see coment 4rm intellectuals dat wil mke u sit down nd tink den u wil knw dis country nid a change. dnt sit down dia fooling urself telin us 2 cum 2geda nd hep d present govt cos it wont work. I can see 80percent of nairalanders ar voting 4 change.

[quote author=WIZGUY69 post=28841683] Devil know em mate.
north = GMB
South West = GMB
south east = GEJ (coz they sold out there birth right to the ijaws). now 4th class citizen behind them.
south south = GEJ/GMB
so who wins? [/quot
north central-GMB
Change is jst d ansa 2 nigeria problem nd GMB is d change..am nt a muslim nor an hausa, I stand 4 a greater nigeria, Gej has killed dis country..vote wisely!!

pocohantas: kill yourself

Lol truth is always biter! If u dont have any idea 2 counter me, u beta rest ur finger or stop wastin ur 10mb nd stop quotin me