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sandysprax:
she said she was despoiled while she was asleep and not willing.can someone really despoil u're while sleeping without your notice.

really, while she was asleep abi?lol! 9ja wonders never end. well listen, there's 2sides to this. 1- its true and what your guy needs to do is show her more loving, she finally let go of what she's been carrying inside her for 2years, this is a very wrong time for the one person she thinks cares to leave her. OR 2. she's fukkin' lying'. she's looking for a way out of the relationship. u think we have the best in Nollywood, the best are off the screen. some chicks can lie like lie itself, some would even tell you their father did it. not like these inhumane-sick things don't actually happen.
well your guy has dated her for 2years. i beleive that's enough time to know who she really is and can tell when she lies and not. If she's telling the truth, if he really loves her, now is the time to show it and not turn his back on her. men if she rats her bro to her parents im wondering whats gonna go down. lol! enough binding and casting cos na spiritual thing o

funny post. y'all are outright confused. so there's you, the reverend and the secret groom. hmm na wa o! well iv known chiks to always have a tale to tell about their uncle or step brother or fathers friend or neighbor who abused them when they were lots young. and you will only hear all this when you guys are in bed, in motion of trying to have sex with her for the first time. are u sure the reverend gist is even true, in his own sincere way he might just be fond of her that's why he calls often to know how she's doing, i know a few reverends that do that. well as u know NL is a fun zone, we say a lot of things in situations like this but its up to the poster to cut and join scenarios and make a decision. u guys are on your own

walexydon:
i prefer a girl meeting and talking 2 me 1st b4 i start up any conversation than me going 2 meet agirl, it happens few times thou, u knw our nigerian girl nau

reallyhave u started growin any white hairs yet?else u must b George Clooney. If u're waitin 4girls 2walk up 2u (no matta how stunning u look) u'll probably date abt 2chicks in ur lifetime abi no b Naija u dey?cos Naija gals don't play lyk dat. Maybe a tiny few though

walexydon:
i prefer a girl meeting and talking 2 me 1st b4 i start up any conversation than me going 2 meet agirl, it happens few times thou, u knw our nigerian girl nau

reallyhave u started growin any white hairs yet?else u must b George Clooney. If u're waitin 4girls 2walk up 2u (no matta how stunning u look) u'll probably date abt 2chicks in ur lifetime abi no b Naija u dey?cos Naija gals don't play lyk dat. Maybe a tiny few though

Its a really stupid thing 2do

slap1:
U "need a break for at least A YEAR"?Abeg commot, u no serious. And after d one year, wetin?

afta d 1year she'l bcome a wild orchid gone on rampage tryin 2cure her 1year accumulated konji! Lol!! Jst kidding. Abeg u guys shld leav dis babe o, don't confuse her. @poster, tk ur tym and do ur thing, its ur life. If u follow anybodys talk/thoughts, dat person won't b der 4u if anything goes wrong o! If dis issue really bugs u, d 1person ill recommend u talkin 2, d 1person dat wil definitely hav ur back, is ur mum. Ur older sis mayb, if u have 1. It depends on d level of reasoning and understanding dat xist btw u both. I discovered friends r easier 2confide in dan parents. Well, take ur tym aiight? Refuse 2get pushed into something u hav no ready plans for cos "wetin go be, go be"

waleski:
men u realy must be desperate oh after 1 wk u are ready g an heartbreak. Wel 4 me i hang around gurls who want u 2 show it cause words are flattery u convince dem of hw sweet they are with action

very tru brotha. But u knw u hv 2do some convincin na, d action wil definitely come afta dat. 4d record, did i say anything abt heartbreak?

Guy! Dats was no joke, na rouhplay! And besides it took u 2damn weeks 2call her up afta dat? What, u tot she had no xtra options dan u abi?well im thinkin u did d whole thing 2buy urself tym wit anoda chik, cos anythin is possible and if im ryt i knw u won't tell us dat part. Well shes' moved on, u should too. U did wrong bro! U toiled with her heart now u'v got urs 2mend. eeyaa

Lol! Realy funny. @poster, r u abt 2break up wit d chik cos u cauht her kissin her friend? I dunno knw abt u o! Lesbian or no lesbian it sounds lyk a party 2me. I wish i were u o! party! Kai!

chic2pimp:
For Real?
You said that and you won her heart, really?
How so? Did you spike her drinks?


The words you wrote down there were so boring and uninspiring, I couldn't even read pass the first line

an effin saddist, dats wht u r. u mustta had a greedy gulp of d wrong potion. Check out d contrast btw your post and every other persons'. Yeye! Comot 4road jo!

@poster, i agree with u on one level. Where i diagree with u is ur thinking that havin a boyfriend won't let u concentrate on ur studies. If u go fail, u go fail! If u'l make a 1st class, u'l mk it and evn ur chancellor can't stand in ur way. U're 20 and hav tym 4 boyfriends later, it'l b a beta xplanation 4u 2say u're not jst ready 4relationships and not pin it 2ur studies 4an excuse. And hey, dnt mind guys 4actin up wen u turn 'em down, boys will b boys, il probably act d same way, can't tel

Its very difficult 2find som1 dat won't eventually cheat on his/her partner abi? Well i dunno abt u, but if 4rm details of her story she reveals havin gone beyond a kiss wit "d other guy", i'd clean d tears off her face & pamper her 2stop cryin but i don't think im eva gonna touch her again. There won't b any need quarelling ova d issue cos it won't change d fact she did what she did, can't get God 2rewind time and give her a chance at sayin to "the other guy" politely "im sorry i have a man, can't do this" and lets see if d guy will rip her clothes off and rap£ her. She wanted it so wtf. 4a lady i loved, she'll still b dear 2me but "it" won't jst b there anymore. 4a girl i don't love or still gettin 2luv, ill get her outta my phonebook & life 4gd, in a gentlemanly way. So its up2u, u'v got to have a way 2handle it, its your situation. She loves u though, @least she told u. Abeg love mata na long thing!

Money!!!

I remember winning a chicks heart when i said 2her "hey, iv known u 4only a week but it feels lyk ages already.as u've noticed i can't stay a day without buzzin' u at least twice" she was steady looking at me with d look on her face lyk "where is he heading with this? Dis brotha's getting soft on me!" then looking straight into her eyes i went "wheneva i c u, i feel lyk im running up a hill cos my heart speeds up, i don't think its fear , but whateva it is, it must mean u give me a feeling, nothing i haven't felt b4 but this time i feel it in a special way. U mean alot 2me". She was lyk "alot?" and i went with a smile "more lyk d world 2me" then she said "in only a week? I mean d world 2u?" beleive me thats where i lost balance doin d shakespare thingy. Well d best part of my day that day wuz it ended with a kiss, not just a kiss, a passionate kiss, y'all know how it can get. I kindda beleive doz lines helped. Well ladies in d house, whts d sweetest thing a guy eva said 2u?

Krissykriss:
Tell her: Baby u're too much like China's population.

lol! Guy u funny

Belive me y'all if i'd gone ahead, next thing would hv bn neighbours knocking at my door checking who i was rap!ng, or even killing, cos she started making a hell of noise while i tried to fall in d nest. She wet well, i even tryd d good old pears baby oil but all i heard was she screaming "its painfull! Its painfull!!" and i did'nt jst get fed up after 1try o! Tryd lyk 4more times. I no wan comot make my neighbours begin point "yeye boi" finger at me. But finally i dull 4d mata! Saw her yestrday, same ol' thing, she won't even say wsup. Shd came arnd 2say wsup 2my neighbour(her friends bf) tryd 2talk 2her but she was jst actin up. Later ystrday my neighbours chik saw me and wuz like "did u guys talk over, she told me she was coming 2c u". Imagine dat! & wen she came arnd she refused talkin 2me, acting lyk she came to charge her phn @ my guys place and did'nt wnt to talk 2me. Well, i don c say d babe na 1chance, if i had broke her and something stared up btw us, would i have bn able 2cope with a chick dats got such a sick attitude? She's lyk 20years old & has alot 2learn about the rugged rugged world, person no fit force bird chop. Abi no be so?

My neighbours chik brings a friend over after we all had a laugh at me for turning a blind eye @ oda chiks since my gal traveld. She's cute no doubt. We Introduced ourselves and had a long laugh at jokes and oda stuff and im thinking to myself "finally d babe make sense and shes' lots of fun". We all got in my room and made a choice about d movie to watch, "snakes on a plane" won the vote.  We kindda paired up close to one another while the movie rolled. Hmm! This chik jumped at my body in attempt to hide her face when the scenes got scary, d surround sound from my home theathre wuz making it fun, in a few minutes my third leg started misbehaving, i tried my best to control it but u knw na, third legs have a mind of their own. On one attempt to save herself 4rm one of d snakes in d movie that seemed to almost jump out of d tv screen, she brushed my tighs and felt my hard on. She lukd at me and smiled. As if that wuz not enof, in attempt to switch positions she positioned herself btw my legs and leaned back on my stomach, wht was i to do rather than wrap my arms around her and jst chill? Well d movie ended, we were so oblivious of wht d tym wuz, it had already hit 8pm. They decided to spend d nyt. We all made dinner and ate. Both girls split for d nyt, she got in my room. My neighbour winked at me to have fun as he shut his door. Men! E don set o! I played gentle sha, we got in, talkd a little more and laughed. Beleive me that wuz d last part i could remember right b4 we started kissing. Got butt nakd and jumped into my bed. To my utter surprise i discovered dat little miss flirty "IS A VIRGIN!" i no fit beleive am! Why wuz she passing at me all those time as though she wuz a pro at d game. Wel, afta evry i tried 2sleep but my balls started aching cos afterall i did't come and i could'nt jst crash.next i heard in my ears wuz "i realy enjoyed d fingrin" she rolled ova and started some action again. Gave her what she wanted, tried 2plug in but d shoutin got too much so i rolled ova and slept. Its morning again, i tried to get soft on her and wuz lyk "hey sweetheart, how're u doin?" she refused to answer, i repeated myself again but she won't answer instead she got up and started dressing up with a big frown on her face. We all had breakfast together, she wuz quiet and blanked me at any attempt 2talk to her,acting lyk she hates me. I tryd 2cal her afta dat day but d moment she knew i wuz d one calling she dropped d line. Now the question my neighbours girlfriend is asking me is "what did u do 2her?she says u did'nt let her sleep at all dat nyt" abeg make una tell me, which kind wahala b dis? Is'nt she jst crazy or something? Or is her problem naivety?what did i do wrong?

Scooby1:
what ever you say dont use this line

lol!

If u walkd up 2a preety young chick on d streets, in a bar, a shopping mall or even in a friends office, and in ur mind ur lyk "men! Na my only chance b dis o, dis cup must not pass me by" what would be ur starting line having in mind its got to b something to capture her attention or make her smile, NL brothas show ur talent on dis thread

My puppsy na d presido once he's at home and to make matters worse, we still use d single-view dstv decoder. Once d man is at home its cnn or bbc world or sky news or euronews or aljazeera or cnbca! To makd matters worse when he's tired of news na TBN de take ova. Kai! Dstv used 2b fun o! Mk una hlp me beg d man! If no be say i nearly skatta d house 4d issue dey won't have bought me dis starcomms internet usb dat now seems to help in diverting attention from TV. but even sef! I go kill my self online? I used 2keep time-track of some TV shows and reality programs but now im so old skool because of my pale. Damn terrorists!

MrPrsdent:
i thought that even before the 1st date,you would have asked her out

or is there something am missing?

her physical presence will definitely bring something different with it dats y i think its not cool 2hav askd her out already. D truth is we met on glo chat so we r yet 2knw xactly wht we'l both luk lyk. Wen i askd her 2describe herself she said "im short, fat and ugly" of cos y'all know a short, fat and ugly chik wont gut doz words out easily wen describin herself. Well until we meet o! But men! She sounds too sexy on phone

Do u?, hu?

I settled for winning eleven8 afta my endless search 4 pro evolution 10 in d stores arnd my area. A day afta installing it we8 my start menu and taskbar stopped working.its so inconviniencing, who can help me please!?

to all of you making undesirable comments here, try to save your head by obeying the lord and respect the dead, abi u wan follow am for back? wether they looted or not, this is certainly no time for recalling such, hmm may her sould rest in peace!

BlueDiva:
Jay Z's rhyme was trash.
Kanye murdered Jay.

It's Kanye and Riri that pimped that song.
Jay is losing his marbles. Should have stayed retired.

i agree with u on one level, Kanye took the mic on that one but hey! Jay? trashy? come on girl, hes passed the mark of being far from trashy, talkess of near. so,,,,,,he's losing it?maybe. Trashy?naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KANYE IS GETTING ILLA MAN! girl! have u eva had shoes without shoe strings?

damn! both of em brovas iz my geez, who am i gonna stick with. they were both off the chain on that record! i can't stop replaying it. the track go soon clean for my cd!

do u deal Crude?

im to fast ahead f my time im about to start another life,
look behind u im about to pass u twice! jay z

did the prayer part come after u had wished for a round of mind blowing sex with him? hypo-critic don't u think?

funny enough my present & very serious relationship started on Africhat, was just trying to cure myself of bordom o! well, i kindda got lucky