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Jakumo: Hey I must register my appreciation for your having thoughtfully quoted my post here, so that it can be read by people who might have missed it the first time. Spread the truth, mon, and don't let Babylon peeple dem disturb natty dread, no.


Muchos gracias, Miss Piggy. I thank yee much.

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass_.

Grow up, editing quotes is for kids.

tayokem: you re very wrong. BBC is a profit making corporation and as such they'll do biZ WITH pdp or apc depending on whats on ground

Don't be silly, i live in the UK and pay to support the BBC. I re-emphasize, the BBC does not show adverts on it's channels because it is principally funded by taxpayers and government grants. The only income generating activity they engage in, is making programmes through BBC Studios, a subsidiary company as well as BBC Worldwide.

BBC News can and will never receive financial inducement from any political party in Nigeria, or anyone for that matter (except the UK government that sponsors it) for skewed programming. Whether they report facts is a question for another day.

Jakumo: This double bomb attack was in all likelihood planned and executed by agents loyal to none other than Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden of the "Blood will Flow" fame. Few will be fooled by the coincidence of Buhari's "close shave", with large-scale carnage just across town.

The ever diabolical Ayatollah Buhari and his fundamentalist promoters of hate are prepared to kill innocents across Africa on the scale far greater than the pogrom perpetrated by 1980's Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, who set off huge bombs during rush-hour in downtown Bogota whenever he was in a bad mood.

Like Pablo Escobar of Colombia, Ayatollah Mohammed Buhari Bin Laden of Sharianistan has for the past decade bathed his bony hands in the blood of innocent Nigerian civilians. The Universal Law of Karma will assure that in due course Buhari, just like Pablo before him, reaps by full measure the just rewards for the documented serial genocides that he personally organized in furtherance of a criminally insane desire to actualize the imposition of a Born-to-Rule tribal fiefdom over the secular federation of Southern Nigeria.

In the northern Nigerian town of Kaduna on this day, one large explosive charge was set off to kill an opponent of Buhari's own terror network, followed shortly by another far smaller relatively harmless charge let off in the vicinity of the Buhari's motorcade, all in a devil-may-care bid to cast the arch-villain Ayatollah Buhari as a victim of the Boko Haram terror gang, rather its primary financier and spokesman, as is the case in truth.

Total Rubbish. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

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idupaul: Clearly the CIA at work .. Kill Buhari and trigger a serious pre civil war unrest .. This has failed for some divine reason their next stop will be to kill GEJ and start the unrest from the souuth..please God take the eyes of the CIA from Nigeria

You took the words right out of my mouth. Posts like these restore my hope in the Nigerian youth. Look beyond the smoke and mirrors and analyse the greater beneficiaries of this violence and you will be on track to unravel the architects of our terror.

dammytosh: That is what APC paid them to report. So it will look as if even Buhari too is not safe.

In other words, he does nt know about BH.

Do u copy ?

What you do not know about the BBC is that not even the US or multinationals like Coca Cola can pay them to sway their reports as they are solely funded by the British Taxpayers through TV Licenses and Government grants. The PDP cannot pay you enough to spin this one.

It's getting clearer the forces behind BOKO HARAM.

Which part of the story is a lie?

1. They were Igbo.

2. They were ferrying weapons to the north.

3. These weapons will be used to kill innocent people including their brothers.

@ NafeesaAA - your explanation about the teaching of the Quran about apostasy is deceptive and mischevious, though I'm not surprised. The hadiths are the acts of the Prophet (pbuh) therefore if he says a person that changes his religion should be killed, how can u say it cannot be right because nobody else has interpreted it, for all these centuries scholars conveniently avoided interpreting that part even though it is seen to be vague right? We are not fools. Islam supports killing, period.

Incumbency is really shacking Jonathan, pride comes before a huge fall...all the Abati's and Omokri's will desert the clueless one once the tune changes...just watch.

Bryan12: I don't support this.whose side is this oga jona on sef?

Why would you expect a President to take sides?

activatenigeria: The moment you ignore the law as a leader for the sake of punishing your enemy or enemies because they are no longer in terms you, you are no longer a leader, that makes you a tyrant or a dictator, from you post its clear that Buhari is a typical tyrant that can go to the extreme just to pay back, he reminds me of Gadaffi and Hitler..........

Therefore you agree GEJ is not a leader but a tyrant, a despot and a dictator going by your explanation as his attempts at punishing his enemies/the opposition and innocent Nigerians campaigning for the release of the kidnapped girls gets worse by the day, not to mention the Azazi debacle.

The General acted as a soldier in power that was forced to resort to extreme tactics to recover a corrupt official that ran to London and was being shielded by diplomatic laws which the military government does not recognize. This is an act which underlined the sovereignty of our country, unlike today where foreign boots are welcomed with open arms. Shame!

The General was a brave soldier that hated corruption with every cell in his body and did anything to curb the menace of corruption regardless of whether the thief runs to hide under Queen Elizabeth's skirts. This is exactly what Nigeria needs right now, an anti-corruption czar that doesn't care whose ox is gored in the pursuit of transparency and accountability regardless of powers-that-be home and abroad.

When will the Yiboe Fathers meet to discuss grandmother ra.pe among their sons? Baby factories are investment centers for the Yiboe women so you don't expect them to give up their business so easily. It should be done tactically to stop the baby machines from diversifying their portfolio into prostitution and become a menace in other states.

Ziluxga: If u push a people completely to their region and make sure nobody gets out, what name do u call it in a democratic setting? My friend you are pathetic, confused and without knowing what u and your folks want. There's nothing like "going home" in UN book, what U can see if justifiable in UN book is "wanting out". Learn Oduduwa son.

See Nyamiri reaching for 'UN Book' as their bare emptiness has been exposed for all to see. Mind you, I'm a full blue blooded Hausa-Fulani.

Wind don blow fowl nyash

Ziluxga: If u push a people completely to their region and make sure nobody gets out, what name do u call it in a democratic setting? My friend you are pathetic, confused and without knowing what u and your folks want. There's nothing like "going home" in UN book, what U can see if justifiable in UN book is "wanting out". Learn Oduduwa son.

See Nyamiri reaching for UN book after their bare emptiness has been exposed. Mind you, I'm a full blue blooded Hausa-Fulani.

Ziluxga: Going back home and still retaining ur Nigerian identity? People from waste are foolishly wise. Ibos will go back home if only on the process they are losing their Nigerian identity and putting up their Biafran Identity. That's their solemn want, if u promise them that start deporting them today. Coward!

See this one giving conditions for going home. My friend you nyamiri must leave arewa land by hook or by crook. How can you be carelessly pouring insults on other regions yet you shamelessly insist on squatting on their land? #NyamiriMustGo

Wonderful. Simply wonderful. The relevant parties have spoken so the modalities for the dissolution of this sham should be discussed with immediate effect. We've got to strike while the iron is hot!

It's getting clearer.

Kudos IG!
This is an exemplary act of service that should be emulated by elected and appointed officials to remind themselves and the masses that they are there to serve, it is a symbolic act of humility and responsibility. The IG had several other duties but chose to illustrate his duty to taxpayers instead of paying public millions to a PR agency in Inner Mongolia.

omicron: Op has a point.

Some girls stop being and looking sexy once they become 'at home' with the guy, be it a relationship or marriage.

From a man's point of view, that can decrease intimacy between the couple. To many guys, a girl in panties is sexier than the girl who is totally naked.

This guy totally gets it.

Can someone ban these teenagers please?

So the bottom line here is either:

1. Igbo land has been bombed and the empty barrel nature of the people has been disgracefully displayed again as they can do nothing but deny the bomb because it did not kill enough people.

OR

2. Igbo criminals now terrorise their own people with bomb threats that caused an innocent baby to be pounded by their short legs in order to steal common foodstuff as a result of hunger...when the north has not even stopped sending food to their markets yet?

I'm only hoping that the congestion that will arise from all igbos returning to their one plot of land will not result in pregnant grandmothers due to the alarming rate of granny ra.pe in the area to add to the army of mass produced Igbo-minis from the baby factories. The only saving grace for these people in this situation would be the cannibalism among them which would be heightened due to lack of meat from the north. Chaai!

Michael111: U better quit ur so called relationship. She’s in for sex, only wnts to hv as much of u as she cn n den live u. U better wise up, dnt say i didnt tell u.

Ah-ah, so we guys can be victims of hit and run? In this case I don't mind the driver running over me over and over again

Michael111: It cld also b dat she wnts to hook u up wth pregnancy so b careful. As sm1 said earlier, she wnts smwhere to rest her dust after wandering around lyk air.

Bruv you might be right. I've definitely been on my guard especially since she sub-consciously referred to marriage in a random discussion we had.

Chubhie: Lol. Even you prophet! With a member of your congregation! This is my take: You fell in love with her pretty face and packaging then priced her market and she sold and closed her shop after you tasted the forbidden fruit and she saw no motivation to impress you more. That she only puts on the pretty face and packaging only when you guys step out leads you into many illusory thoughts as- is she packaging for other men out there? Is she cheating? She should dress to impress only me. Your mind is playing tricks on you by giving you false impressions that you already owned her-cos she sleeps over and you have free acess to honey though it might have cost you a fortune to land and maintain. E easy to date sexy babe? That both of you are home and the only time you get excited is only when she's dressed in tune with the mental picture being played out in your head? Bro, na so kolo dey take start o. When will she have time to live her own life? You have not even paid her bride price nor wedded her in holy matrimony. Forgive me if I'm old school and tis the normal fad now. This is one disadvantage of falling in love only based on material perception. Next time let the material attract you but fall in love with her personality. I'm afraid what you currently have may not last the distance and should best be enjoyed as a business relationship. You bring the cash and she gives you packaging even when sleeping. All the best.

Interesting perspective. Thanks.

Gosh it has come to the level where our 'abokiness' is being contemplated because we have decided not to ignore the perennial chestbeaters. The north has had enough buffoonery from one defeated tribe that have forgotten their vanquished status in this country. Una neva see anything.

londoner: If the "squatters" have been living in the north for many years and are not doing those things you mention, what is your point?

You already have issues of the kidnapping in the north (remember 300 you girls and others?) and suicide bombings (murder), so maybe that's the incursion some in the south are trying to prevent in the south.

All you mentioned are acts of terrorism which is the major problem plaguing the north and the nation as a whole. The squatters in the north have respected themselves all these years and have lived with their hosts because they are aware those ingrained vices are not tolerated there.

RoyalRoy: So you want her to be all painted up and shinning even when she hasnt taken her bath? Or when she has nowhere to go? You should be lucky you have a girl who is comfortable in her natural form when she is with you.

And please review why you fell for her in the first place
...just the pretty face? It fades ooo.

I fell for the whole package o.

bokoslayer: I'd die to have a girl who's as natural as your girl! damn!!

I know bruv and I appreciate her.

okirewaju: Tell her how you feel about the whole ish, if she does not change then buy her corsets or nighties and tell her you want her to wear a particular one for you tonight/day

If you have spare time, you can make her up(its fun) [s]while she makes you up too [s

Thanks. She has nighties and corsets and wears them before sex but the problem is always after sex. She makes-up when we are going out, she's actually posh and naturally pretty. I like the make up idea still. Sounds like fun.

Hi guys I have an issue with my new girlfriend and I need ur help. We started dating 3 weeks ago and this girl is the most beautiful, impeccably styled lady that turns me on every time I look at her. We had sex a week into dating and have become quite close to the point where she sleeps over every other day.

The problem is she has become too comfortable with me and now waltzes around the house in a hairnet and no make-up. Sometimes in nothing but my shirt which could be sexy but it gets old. Sometimes I just want to see her in a nightie or corset or something flirty. I mean I'm a man and we are moved by sight like women are moved by words. We almost had a fight yesterday cos I told her point blank to let down her hair (which I absolutely love) and wear some panties. She simply accused me of calling her ugly and if not for my expertly crafted words, I would have slept with blue balls last night. However, when we are going out to the movies or wherever, she gets back on her A-Game. I want the same girl that turns heads in the subway to turn my head in my house.

My question to the house is - why do ladies think that after granting us their honeypot they can lay back on appearing sexy to us? It's like they're saying "you've chopped the Congo, so no more need for my shakara". This is simply ridiculous. Help me out guys. I want my girl looking hot ALL the time.