What's the price?

Simplep:
Yes,go die

God bless you.

Simplep:
K,if i gt dat 5k,i wud rather go take am buy christmas chicken tomoro mornin wey i go enjoy for like 2 days sef..who wiz help?

So its Christmas chicken that's doing this one

Gone

This only happens on the Island. Welcome to Lekki.





For rents, sales or leases of properties on the Island, click on my profile

4ken, do you blame me

As a real estate agent, I get to meet a lot of different people with different characters on a daily. But there seems to be a trend especially among clients looking for houses most commonly self contained. These clients will curse agents, be rude, talk down on agents and waste the agents time and energy. They believe that because the agent is not employed in a firm, a bank or whatever company, he/she is desperate to make money.

Working as a self employed real estate agent gives me the freedom to wake up when I want, work on days I feel like working and rest on days I don't feel like working and I still earn a very decent amount. Some months I make over a million and some months, I make around 100k. But at the end of the year, take home annually is over 3 million which is good for someone who works for himself. Most clients don't make such amount yet they have the audacity to act the way they act to agents. A lady once asked me why am I doing these job and that it's for people that didn't go to school or low lives. I had to tell her that she has a boss at work and I don't and I love my freedom and power I have working for myself not to talk about the money making part sef.

Anyway so recently I changed my strategy at work and it didn't go down well with clients. Some clients will s book appointment for them and come two hours later expecting me to wait for them for two hours like say I don't have other things to do. Even if I don't have other clients to see for that day, i will not wait for a client for two hours sitting in the car well except they want to buy a house in Banana Island, then I can give them an exception because obviously the pay cheque would be worth it. But such clients who delay are the broke ones looking for the cheapest chicken in the market. A client looking for an expensive house has the exposure to know that an appointment is an appointment. The most they will delay is 10 mins which is bearable.

Some clients will call randomly and expect you the agent to leave everything you are doing to come to them like they are the only ones patronising the agent. I have even had clients call me at 11pm to come out to show them houses at that hour but that's another story.

So anyway, yesterday I ha this client call me about an advert I posted one of these real estste website. I have a policy of collecting a consultation fee before I work with clients who want selfcons or miniflats because they are the ones who waste time. Sometimes I ask for the fee from clients who want bigger houses but it depends on their manner or approach. So I told this client about the fee and gave reasons but she got rude. Maybe because she's an actress she think I will lick her feet. I won't go into much details but read the screen shot of the conversation and see for yourself. I would call her client 2


Another client, I will call client 1 wanted me to come out at 7 am to show her more houses after I had shown her over 10 houses for free. During one of the inspection, she was having a discussion with another agent I work with and she said money is not everything and bla bla. My mind travelled that ehn ehn, so when if time to pay for agency fee, you will tell me that money no important. I told I don't work at 7 am and I resume work at 10am and she didn't bother replying me. I mean I'm a boss on my own and I won't come out at that time even if it's banana Island or Eko Atlantic they want to buy and who does that sef.

Anyway this is Wednesday and I'm just venting.

That's a low budget bro and unfortunately I don't do properties on the mainland. However go https://www.nigeriapropertycentre.com/ or search for Nigeria property centre on Google, on the menu, you would find a place to post requests for properties. A lot of agents use that site so it might be helpful. You could also find houses for rent on there. Good luck.

prodiG:
Prisoners are allowed conjugal visits from registered wives and girlfriends

Conjugal visit in a Category A prison in the UK? Bros park well, you are on the double line.

Biafrans and that accent.

This water treatment plant cleans all types of water and removes all the impurities, colour and smell without the use of cleaning chemicals. Little maintenance is required.

Watch the video to see the performance capabilities.

Price is 160,000 Naira.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcl8_UdlH1M

That black guy looks like a Biafran.

Good move. Its about time. There's so much awareness about violence against women but not much about child abuse. Almost every Nigerian child has been abused. Sexual abuse is not the only abuse a child suffers. Flogging a child for what ever reason is also abusing the child and should be a criminal offence.

elft178:
Dude, Whenever you post something like this, Make sure to give a little brief description with few pictures too. It'll be really helpful for both sides.

A Cargo Lift at Your Home Isn’t As Bad As It Sounds

Thanks for the tip, I learnt that a while ago. Thisbis an old post.

Are you looking for a beach house for rent or sale? I have both available. Some with sea view and some without seaview but close proximity to the beach. Two to five minutes walk. If you would like photos, send me a message on whatsapp 08138504729

Bester44:
I met this flashy girl and I opined that a strange tactic is what I need to have her.

There was a day we were chatting and she started acting big. I used mild ridicule to deflate her ego and she fell for it. Then there was a day she was waiting for bus. I rode my bike past her and she stopped me but I intentionally didn't wait. She felt like nobody despite being very classy. I chatted her up and told I was going the same route but I was in hurry.

Five days later, I told her we should hang out the following day and she said she hope I have enough to spend taking her type out. I knew she was joking but I told I would rather spend big on pets. She became angry and I used very insulting lines to show her I be baba when it comes to insults. She fell for it again. Note that I like her. Three days later, I told her that I'm sorry for making her angry. She immediately deleted her whatsapp account.

She could have simply blocked me. Now should we say she wants me to use physical chats and not online chats again?

Classy girl that is using bus, is that one classy? The cherry on the ice cream is that she gave an okada man her number smh. Please in the name of ..... Stop using the word classy anyhow.

Still available

Registered Toyota Matrix for sale. In perfect condition.

Price 1.2m.

08138504729

Still available.

Lol people still do business online. I sold a game console online a couple of weeks ago. I posted it on OLX, the buyer called to negotiate. After that, he said he's in Port Harcourt but he's willing to send money for the console and also payment for the cargo to his city since I live in Lagos. I thought he was joking but I was surprise to see the alert. I sent the game to him and everyone was happy.

babatunde80:

Thanks alot. What about flooding? Does the estate still encounter flooding? And does the house have clean water or we buy water from tankers?

The estate has storm drainage so it doesn't have any flood. There are two access roads to the estate. New road and Igbo efon. During heavy rains, new road floods so people with low cars go through Igbo efon.

I will confirm if there is clean water but I think there is. I live in the same estate and haven't seen any tankers at the house delivering water.

Hi Babatunde, I saw your request that's why I'm writing. There is a three bedroom Atlantic view estate for 1m. The estate has mobile police and residents need to call the gate to allow their guests to come into the estate.

Atlantic view estate is located between Igbo efon and Chevron round about.

If you will like more information, please call 08138504729

Instead of you to imagine how your sister will marry Dangote's son, na rape you dey imagine. Smbh

How do you make a baby burp?

The snake on the floor and snake in the plate are different.

LolaO:
Can I see pictures of the mini flat

Hi, I saw some of your post requesting for photos of flats for rent. Check my posts for my number and send me a whatsapp message. I will send you photos of a Miniflat for 500k and Selfcons for 375k and 400k. All around the Chevron area of Lekki

Still available

Still available

What kind of banana? Let me come and be going before fight start.

If only Evans was caught in China

Open to offers

KingsoBabaTips:
''..Such Ladies Supposed to be Victims of Gang Raped to Coma..''

Caustics:
these are the kind of people that should be used for rituals

Kondomatic:
These ones can not produce more than N20k

I fear Nairalanders, dangerous set of peeps.

Still available