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Dude, you need to remove your Gee and put in a bag, a Gee is only worn in the Dojo

ibkkk:
I'm coming back for you

I dey my pastor house, I have finished drinking one gallon of olive oil.
Am ready for you

ibkkk:
Eezz a normal sturvs

i have mentioned you fly with your broom come catch me

walking thru a Dark cemetery alone with her around 12 a.m

this thread is so wrong.

its very wrong.

the name on the moniker (that created this thread) and the name of the thread = Blasphemy

jacyhelen:
At a point in life,u find out sex is overrated....All u need in life is to be LOVED and when its not coming,then LOVE YOUR SELF.

Love is the Greatest...
Eat well and see ur self freshing up,Sex is never a Most.
Have not had sex in a 7 months now,i Feel Good....Its a choice not even religious affected.

Pls hit the modify button for this fine post

Funbii:
When you're really good at what you do

Hello Funbi, it's been a while

Help!!!
Is it wrong to be stupid sometimes?

Honestly some thread topics makes me wonder if there is competition for stupid in the Romance Section

Evaberry:
How can two individual who barely trust themselves be in a relationship?

it is trust and communication that holds ND build a relationship

if you were to pick one, which would you go for - Trust or Love.

lefulefu:
one of my lecturer used ur exact words until he was caught on camera banging a fat arsed female student frm behind

Am not one of your lecturers.

to be single can be lonely most times, but its better than being choked by pesky human beings.
But then to be in a relationship with that special person is the best time of your life.

Waw me you say? i have come to a point where am waw-ed by a girls intellect not her ass - she did not work hard for it.

yettymuse:
I hope you can REASONABLY distinguish between having fun and boredom

dont you think its the boring ones that needs you? you sound like one that can put a fire under their ass

funmisticqueen:
I had one I used for 4 years in campus, it was so big I used it as covercloth when travelling, but now I use two towels and dispose after a year

i guess you are more self conscious now

Augustap:
Augustus if yes cool. Anyway, thanks for d form but I'm nt interested

lol, who was I kidding.

23rd August.

it depends on what you are lying about.
I cant remember any that was built on a lie stood the test of time.

And dont forget lies have short legs - they dont run very far.

Augustap:
No! The name has nothing to do with a month. It's actually a Latin name meaning Majestic

yeah i know, my name is the male version of Augusta, anyway August born forms are still out for sale

Lalas247:
Deek breaker

dont be surprise this one will be rigid and boring in the act

to me the me the hottest part in this pic is her mid section

Augustap:
On the 3rd of March

March?
Sorry I thought you are August born cos of the name on your moniker.

Augustap:
Babe no! This guy's ugliness can make up for a billion people's ugliness. So if his ugliness is equivalent to China's population, abeg which cute guys wan get asthma again? Asthma don finish na, d guy has taken it all. Abeg think am well

So which day of this month is your birthday?

Perspectives:
That scenario has to do with masking of true personality. I wouldnt judge a person's standard or class based on one encounter. You cant pretend all of the time , i will still get to know the true you.

Meanwhile, your scenario shows that truly, you csn brush anyone up or down to your taste if they are willing to flow with you.

Exactly, but most ppl judge standards based on their understanding.

kokoA:
Kanu has been insulting everybody upandan, what did he say?

Don't mind the slow poke.
It's cases like this that makes you see being old does not make you wise.

Spoken like a true Slow Poke,
And when Nnamdi Kanu was circulating hate speeches and hate slangs (Zoo, Yooloba etc) among his ibo followers, your head was buried in the sand then? It's you the elders that are the problem, cos a yam can never be bigger than the knife.
Instead of you to call him to order you let the monster that you created become so big that you can no longer control it.

He started something the Northerns are only helping him to finish it.

Ask history cos this has always been the case.

The new name now for common sense is now "Afonja"
And the new name for thrash? "IPOB'

Seems that's some good weed Op.

alexialin:
Guys woo left right and middle , and all they talk about is how to get down?

Or sex chat ,sighs phone intimacy chat and I will be like in my mind ?

Oh lord! Not again

Or stereotype chats like what have u eaten?
Did u sleep well last night ?
Then silence

Can I see your pic?
After showing my pic? He will be like ? It seems you are endowed ? Wow!
Can I see a full and more intimate close view of neck down?
I will just shake my head and reply No!

Then ehrmmm, can we hang out ? Somewhere fun.
We can swim , u know?

And I don't know how to swim. He will be like don't worry I will teach u?
I will sigh again..oh Lord !

Or maybe he will say? Can u come to my place ? Its fun u know ..let's unwind and relax? Your voice is turning me on. I have a hard on. Do u want to see my dickkk pic?




Mehn guys una too boring !
Chai..! Oghene!
Ha!

Sorry , no offense but so true!
Nothing inspiring ,just sexxx and sexxx chat!

Mehn its just too bad .

Guys make una step up abeg!
I take God beg una

Sexxx is not all there is to make a girl want to be wit u.

The boring one here is you.
It's ironic that you are saying relationship is boring these days.

Do you mind showing us your own line of conversation?

Let me guess, one word sentence, Or scrabble letter words.

You should step up, or you will be served what you keep dishing - boring acquaintances.