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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 10:39am On Jan 01, 2016

Alert...kwara ladunal, i think one of my outstanding

Celebrities › Re: Davido Replies Sophie Momodu; Reveals How She Manipulated & Exploited Him by Psittacus(m): 10:02pm On Dec 30, 2015

Dis is wat happen wen u go thru d backdoor of marriage to father a child

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Family › Re: "I Only Married And Stays With You Because Of The Way You Bang Me" -says My Wife by Psittacus(m): 4:43pm On Dec 18, 2015

If your manhood go on strike, you re so bleeped...love at ur own peril

Politics › Re: Breaking News: A-court Nullifies Akwa Ibom Gov Election by Psittacus(m): 4:30pm On Dec 18, 2015

End time election...oga jönah..u see urself (PDP is in deep shit)

Business › Re: Advice On Partnership Agreement? by Psittacus(m): 3:12pm On Nov 19, 2015

No vex sir, but me na job i need

Romance › Re: Help! I Am In Love With My Employee by Psittacus(m): 9:30pm On Nov 15, 2015

You just wan throw tantrum in your business. Business and affection don't mix. U can have it either ways but not both. Why can't u just pocket ur feelings and make your money. She's going to leave at d end of dis month, if she's d gurl claim she is.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 9:23pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Hehehehe, dunno o.

You shd findout then. My pm not gettin across.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 9:16pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Wow..

Gee, thanks.

The pleasure is now mine. Who knws, we cn still hav a whole lot more in common...B)

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 9:11pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Hope dese ain't horror movies sha.

No they are not horrow. Gotham is more of detective / adventure
Selfie is about girle stuffs.
Scorpion was written by dsame writer dat wrote prison break. It a story of a 13yr that hacked NASA's system
Constantine is an adventure of a supernatural detective.

Sure.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 9:09pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Hope dese ain't horror movies sha.

No they are not horrow. Gotham is more of detective / adventure
Selfie is about girle stuffs.
Scorpion was written by dsame writer dat wrote prison break. It a story of a 13yr that hacked NASA's system
Constantine is an adventure of a supernatural detective.

Sure.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Which one is torrent?.

I use uc browser nd opera mini..

High school, detective, Korean, adventures, spy.. Etc.

Try Gotham, Scorpion, Constantine and Selfie. Can i send the PM ?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 8:13pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Lolz...
Hope am safe sha.

Without a doubt, just friends

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 8:02pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
I have 2133 MB nd it's expiring on d 19th of dis month...

Wat do I download..

I've downloaded many things so taay I'm tayad... It jes seems d mb nr gree finish..

Any suggestions on what to download?.

Do you have torrent, what are you interested in?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 8:00pm On Nov 15, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]you want to be toasting her Abi? [/color]

Naaa, just watch now, who i be

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 7:57pm On Nov 15, 2015

SmithRussell:
E.g. Flirtin'? I don't think so.

There are some certain things we should flee from totally. As a man, women is one of such things, wine is another; you can do any other thing in excess without going bankrupt/behind bars..
When I say woman, I mean dealing with 'em in general (writing exams/project for them, no matter how much is involved, flirting, etc)..

My boss always say "The Devil is a Woman", and it's true, I can prove it.

you are right, my advice was meant to be a Hoax.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 7:54pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Yeah... My pleasure.

Will like to be friend with you, can i send you a pm?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 7:47pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
Lol, thanks Sir.

uwc Ms

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 7:35pm On Nov 15, 2015

SmithRussell:
Okay..

For Night class..

I'm alone here, would you mind coming over to keep me company?

Just kidding tho', I prefer reading alone..

#Wine and woman dey cause wahala for man

Not at the right proportions, everything has a balance

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2015

Ebayray:
. Uhhh, I think u are to quote someone else, nt me.

i like your dimples, just like my cousin's

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Psittacus(m): 7:31pm On Nov 15, 2015

I am a fantasist of uniben, pray it works out this time around. Any advise ?

Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Nairalander Make Heaven by Psittacus(m): 1:22pm On Nov 15, 2015

No, when you are about to commit suicide, they simply like the comment

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Frustration Going Suicidal by Psittacus(m): 12:37pm On Nov 15, 2015

Don't be a coward, just live! Ask yourself, what's d worst that could happen ? Don't give up without a fight, there's hope.

Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by Psittacus(m): 7:13pm On Oct 27, 2015

Nairalanders too dey form, som dey knack cousin join sis!!. OP, society frown at dis sort of things, in reality dis happens, and many families cover it up, desist from dat thought ASAP...and i pray God help you. She's your sis, erase d hotness, look at her differently

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 9:00am On Oct 24, 2015

dammysphere:
IF ONLY UR EMPLOYER HAS BEEN FILLING UR TIMESHEET REGULARLY,THERE IS A SOLUTION.I KNOW D WAY OUT!!!

My timesheet is perfect. Pls, Let me in on d way out

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 8:57am On Oct 24, 2015

LadunaI:
Well life goes on brother, I wish you success in your next endeavour. But please, don't hesitate to continue to send the claim form every month, just a little bit of sacrifice from your side, perhaps they might look into it and pay your backlogs one day. SURE P has not redeemed my backlogs either despite been in Abuja to complain, but thank God ever since then the stipend as been regular every month.

The sad news is that there's real shortage of fund at present as it evident with the way SURE P had been paying handful few lately, and as @Puntesrmind rightly pointed out sometime ago. Many of Kwara interns I know were NOT paid their stipends, its really pathetic.

I hope to keep in touch as well thru email.

Best of luck!

thank u my broda, i will do jst dat..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 8:52am On Oct 24, 2015

NobleAky:
how did it go my bro? Did they sent u exit mail or were u just delisted from the payroll? What of the exit training and certificate did u collected it? Pls tell me because I'm supposed to exit the scheme this month but no mail from sure-p

no exit mail my brother, and i didnt get a mail 4 any training or certificate whatsoever. Jst dt i didnt get a timesheet 4 sept.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 9:28pm On Oct 22, 2015

Ladunal, sorry for d late response, i had issues with my phone. My internship is over, it ended early sept. I bowed out with unpaid backlogs of about 7mnth. But it all good, i have moved on with d nxt phase i told you about. I wish you success my brother, and i hope u get all ur backlogs. Thanks for always helping out on dis platform. The stipends i got have bin put into good use, i won't forget u my brother. I have your mail add..

Romance › Re: She Refused To Date Me Because I'm Short.. by Psittacus(m): 9:13pm On Oct 21, 2015

misspicy:
Sorry op go for someone who can date you,no be by force,i cant date a short guy too,even if he is dangote

#yimu

ur signature tell it all. You are first century liar!

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Family › Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by Psittacus(m): 10:34pm On Oct 15, 2015

Bad market for u o.

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Family › Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Psittacus(m): 9:14pm On Oct 14, 2015

See love for kids o. Kai. Cnt wait to be a dad, jst wished dia waz a shortcut witout oda baggages. 'likes' jst full everywhere. Best thread 4 me

Health › Re: (PIC) This Is Why Women Live Longer Than Men by Psittacus(op): 7:26am On Aug 16, 2015

DFemaleBoss:
Are you indirectly saying that stupidity is the greatest killer of men?

for Men in d wrong frame of mind..yes, dats my insinuation, we are our own enemies. If there was a bee or wasp, underneath dat stuff..

Health › (PIC) This Is Why Women Live Longer Than Men by Psittacus(op): 7:12am On Aug 16, 2015

JUST IMAGINE
cc: Ishilove

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