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Cutecindybabe:
i can see we all beat the cut-off marks 4 our respective courses. Mine is accounting-47. Was expecting it to be 55 or sum'in. All in all, i scaled through. Next up is 1st batch admission list.!! Hope y'all are saving money 4 school fees lol

Pls I have a brother applying for accounting too, but under awaiting result category. if you have any info in regards to this, it will be highly appreciated. thanks

four piece of Akara plus pap #200....the maize must have been imported from Brazil...i think

I vote Falconey Cc NLJega

1. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. .
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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3. To be happy with a man, you must love him a Little and understand him a lot. .
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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4. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
. Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
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5. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. . A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
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6. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. .
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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7. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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LuveU2:
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Sorry for the bother. Pls i plead for your vote of my candidate,Falconey tomorrow (voting starts 10am-6pm). You are free to check my signature for details.

I would keep u posted so u dont work urself up when searching for the voting thread.

Awaiting ur reply dear

you got it! a reminder would help.

This guy standout for me... He is a faithful servant of this country, He works to the best of his abilities.. I pray God pick up your call just like he did to Claudio Raineri

Kanye get Super Craze -Madness.. that nigga ain't gonna slow down at all.. everything him blood go just dey hyper.. see clothes for heaven's sake, I have never seen anyone saw an angel in ripped clothes.

The World Bank is currently undertaking a Recruitment Drive for African and Caribbean Nationals. Vacancies for Africans are on www.worldbank.org/africa-recruitment and deadline for application is August 7th. Pls disseminate widely even if you are not interested.


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So excited about Rio Olympic commencing few days from now, I bought the highest subscription ever for my decoder after saving my allowance for a while now, wrote my seminar and project in record time, just to avoid any distractions. Borrowed VLC player from my friend, bought a few cassette in order to record some of my favorite events like synchronized swimming, diving, cycling and gymnastics. Banking on the Euphoria of our regular power supply this past months.

unfortunately, this morning I woke up to a sad story that touched my heart (oh gigbigbi oh): the men of the night have stolen our very expensive transformer cable. Just like that! Don't ask me me but Generator is not an option I have..
so just to console myself I decided to put up this for other people who are looking forward to this great event, just to wet your appetite a little bit more




The 2016 Olympics will kick off in Rio de Janeiro this week, with more than 10,000 athletes from 206 countries competing for medals during the Olympiad. As the the Games officially begin, here are key facts and figures about the first Olympics held in a South American country.

nice one Jane ify ...keep it coming

TrapQueen77:


Im laughing ooo..are u serious abt this?

I think he's too serious

Tamika Catchings
Catchings, 37, has stood atop the podium at the last three Olympic Games as part of the all-conquering USA women’s basketball team. The WNBA star has confirmed that she plans to retire after going for a fourth gold at Rio 2016.
Tamika Catchings has her eye on another gold medal (Getty Images/USOC/Todd Warshaw)
Jo Pavey
The 42-year-old Briton will make history at Rio 2016 when she becomes the first woman to compete for Team GB in five Olympic Games.
She became the oldest female European champion in history when she won 10,000m gold at the 2014 European Championships in Zürich (10 months after giving birth to her second child) and will aim to repeat the feat in Brazil next month.
Jo Pavey poses with her European Gold medal (Getty Images/Dean Mouhtaropoulos)
Earlier this year, a chest infecttion meant Pavey missed out on automatic qualification at the national trials but team leader Neil Black named her in the 80-strong track squad after she achieved the 10,000m qualifying time at the European Championships in Amsterdam in early July.
Federica Pellegrini
Despite being only 27, the Italian swimmer has confirmed she will retreat from the pool after Rio 2016 - her fourth Games - to focus on her family life. Pellegrini's gold medal in the 200m freestyle at Beijing 2008 made her first female Olympic champion from her country.
Lin Dan
Considered by many the best singles badminton player of all time, 'Super Dan' became the first Olympic champion to successfully defend his title when he beat Malaysia’s Lee Chong Wei in an epic London 2012 final.
Despite rumours he was set to retire, the 32 year-old will go for a third straight gold in Rio
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Lin Dan of China will bow out of Olympic competition in Rio (Getty Images/Michael Regan)

Usain Bolt
Jamaica's sprint superstar is targeting an unprecedented ‘triple triple’ in Rio, where he will attempt to defend the 100m, 200m 4x100m relay titles he won at the Beijing 2008 Games and retained at London 2012.
If he does it, it would be a nice way to celebrate his 30th birthday on the day of the closing ceremony. Bolt has shrugged off injury concerns ahead of the Games but recently said he intends to retire from athletics after Rio 2016.
Serena Williams
The 34-year-old American tennis legend is tied with Steffi Graf on 22 Grand Slam titles and has shown no signs of slowing down, holding the work no.1 ranking for 180 consecutive weeks and counting.
Serena Williams is in a rich vein of form going into her final Olympics (Getty Images/Bradley Kanaris)
Serena is also the joint top Olympic gold medallist – she has four, along with her sister Venus – and she will defend the women’s singles title at Rio 2016, then look towards retirement.
Sir Bradley Wiggins
The 35-year-old cyclist, British Knight of the Realm and dedicated mod has won four Olympic gold medals, plus one silver and two bronzes. After starting in the velodrome, Wiggins mastered the road,
and now plans to return to the track for Rio 2016.
If he wins an eighth medal, he will become the most decorated British Olympian of all time, having already become the first British man to win the Tour de France.
Sir Bradley Wiggins aiming to be crowned King of Great Britain at Rio 2016 Games

Robert Scheidt
Brazil’s most successful Olympian – with two gold, two silvers and one bronze medal in sailing – the 43-year-old has pledged to make Rio 2016 his last Olympic Games.
Adding another medal in his home waters of Guanabara Bay would be the perfect end to a stellar career for the man from Sao Paulo.
At the top of his game, Robert Scheidt will retire in his home country (Getty Images/Matthew Stockman)
Manu Ginobili
Rio 2016 marks the end of an era for Argentine basketball, with 38-year-old Ginobili one of several members of a "golden generation" set to bow out of Olympic competition.
The shooting guard has a statue erected in his honour in Buenos Aires for his achievements, which include the gold medal at Athens 2004 - the only time the USA has been denied the title in the NBA era.
Rio 2016 is also likely to be the Olympic swan song for other stars of the 2004 side including Andres Nocioni, Luis Scola and Carlos Delfino.
Abhinav Bindra
The 33-year-old Sikh shooter made more than a billion Indians happy when he claimed the 10m air rifle title at Beijing 2008 - the first and only individual gold medal won by an Indian athlete.
At 33, Bindra has vowed to call it quits after Rio 2016, where he will be India's flag bearer at the opening ceremony.
Carrying the hopes of 1.2 billion: India to send largest ever Olympic team to Rio 2016

Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt and Lin Dan are among the big names looking to end their Olympic careers with a bang
Michael Phelps
The most decorated Olympian in history has pledged to hang up his swimming trunks after the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.
Phelps has already retired once - quitting the pool after London 2012, where he collected a record-breaking 22nd medal (including his 18th gold). Last year, however, the 31-year-old American reconsidered and announced that he was
making an Olympic comeback.
He will compete in four events at Rio 2016 - the 100m and 200m butterfly, 100m freestyle and 200m individual medley - and will aim to end his career with a flourish. Again.
Ye Shiwen
The Chinese swimmer was just 16 when she surged to a double gold at London 2012.
She set a world record with a breathtaking performance in the 400m individual medley and an Olympic record in the 200m individual medley, where she roared back from third place to first on the last lap.
Yet as Ye prepares to defend her titles four years later, the 20-year-old has said that Rio 2016 will be her last Olympic Games.
Ye Shiwen's last Games will be at Rio 2016 (Getty Images/Lintao Zhang)
Bryan brothers
The 38-year-old identical twins are a doubles tennis phenomenon, having amassed 43 Grand Slam titles between them, along with a Davis Cup victory for the USA and Olympic gold at London 2012.
Mike and Bob declared back in 2013 that Rio 2016 would mark the end of their glittering careers, but there are signs they may be wavering.
The brothers recently said they may continue for "one or two years" after defending their gold medal in Brazil, but either way they are unlikely be seen at another Olympics.

Jamaican sprint superstar arrives on flight from London to start plotting his bid for an unprecedented 'triple-triple' at Rio 2016
Usain Bolt touched down in Rio de Janeiro on Wednesday (27 July) night ahead of the Olympic Games in which he is expected to be the star attraction.
The Jamaican sprinter, world record holder in the 100m and 200m, arrived at Rio International Airport at 9.02pm local time, after a transatlantic flight from London, where he competed in the Anniversary Games last week.
Bolt was greeted by a scrum of media, excited airport staff and members of the public. He briefly posed for photos but said nothing before being whisked off in a private car.
‘I know the sport needs me to win and come out on top,’ says Usain Bolt

Catch up to date info on the Olympic Games.

Full List: Mikel leading the Dream to Rio ( Will wear Jersey Number 10)
Posted By: Adeniyion: July 20, 2016In:
9JA NEWS, WORLD NEWSNo Comments
Mikel Obi has been officially confirmed for the Rio 2016 Games with the Dream Team VI and has been issued the jersey number 10 by Samson Siasia.
This is the first time the Nigeria International will represent the country at the Olympics.
The Chelsea FC man will lead 17 others as the most successful African team at the Olympics Men football event – with a Gold in Atlanta ’96 and Silver at the Beijing ’08 – will bid to return with gold again.
Mikel as long with Daniel Akpeyi and Usman Muhammed are the three overage players that will help Siasia compete for honors in Brazil.
Nigeria is in group B where it will play Japan, Sweden and Colombia.
Dream Team VI Full list
Goalkeepers: Daniel Akpeyi, Emmanuel Daniel
Defenders: Muenfah Sincere, Kingsley Madu, Abdullahi Shehu, Saturday Erimuya, William Ekong, Ndifreke Udo, Stanley Amuzie
Midfielders: Oghenekaro Etebo, John Obi Mikel, Popoola Saliu, Okechukwu Azubuike, Usman Muhammed
Forwards: Aminu Umar, Imoh Ezekiel, Oluwafemi Ajayi, Sadiq Umar

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39) Can I still lose my virginity with tight foreskin?
Yes, though you may want to get it checked out by a doctor if it causes any discomfort.

40) Is there any drug or injection you can take before having sex for the first time to ease the pain, especially if you can't withstand any pain?

Absolutely not. If you are experiencing extremely bad pain during sex, then you need to see a doctor.

41)What about IUDs?
If I have one, is it safe to have a first time without a condom, if my partner is a virgin as well?
IUDs are very effective at preventing pregnancy, so it's likely this is safe. Just remind him that your IUD has strings, and he might feel them.

36)Is having sex while on your period safe?
Yes, but remember you can still get pregnant on your period so use protection. Also try to stick to the lighter days, so there's less of a mess.

37) When you bleed, do you bleed like you are on your period?
You will bleed a little, but it will not be as much blood as on a period and it will go away soon.

38) Can I use a lube even if I don't use condoms?
Of course, using lube is good whether you use a condom or not. It really helps if the female isn't lubed enough naturally.

33) Can I have sex when I've just had a baby?
Only your doctor can answer this question. Generally there is at least a 3 month waiting period for healing to occur after birth.

34) I'm really scared that his "thing" will be really big and hurt me, but I really want to do "it." What do I do?
Try other activities to get to know his penis. Men with longer than average joysticks are uncommon, so it's likely he is of normal length. Remember, your vagina is designed to birth a tiny human being, and a penis is much smaller than a baby.

35) Can a girl get sick due to not having sex?
No.

30) Am I more likely to get pregnant the week before my period if I do not use protection?
There's a lot of technicalities related to getting pregnant. A week before your period has almost the same amount of chance of getting pregnant as after your period, and it really depends on the 'environment' your uterus has to offer and your partners sperm. Even so, use protection if you aren't planning to get pregnant.

31) If my partner is gentle and slow, will there still be pain? If so, how long will that last?
There is discomfort during first time sex, but going at it gentle and slow will indeed make it easier. There's discomfort, because your vagina is not used to stretching to accommodate a penis yet. The more you do it, the easier it gets. As for duration, it should not be longer than a day or so and should not be excruciating.

32) If my boyfriend is wearing a condom, can I still get pregnant?
Condoms are really effective when used correctly. If it does not slip out of place or break during intercourse, then your odds of getting pregnant are low. If the condom is compromised in any way, your chances go up.

27) What kind of pre-intimacy do you do your first time having sex?
Kissing, caressing, dirty talk, MouthAction, massaging. Whatever is relaxing and feels good.

28) What precautions should I take to not break the hymen during sexual contact?
You should not worry about breaking the hymen during sex, that is a complete myth. Your hymen stretches out during sex; if by the off chance it does tear, that means your partner was being too rough. It's not supposed to tear the first time you have sex.

29) Can you break a virginity by inserting a finger?
No, you really lose your virginity the first time you have sexual intercourse.

24) I'm producing a little vaginal blood, but I'm not on my period. Will this affect anything during sex?

Spotting between periods is normal. Just let your partner know there might be a little blood. Visit a doctor if it lasts more than three days (not counting your usual menstruation).

25) Can you have sex on your period?
Absolutely. Just mention it in advance to make sure your partner knows there might be blood.

26) Is there a certain limit to how long you can be penetrated?

Doing sex for too long will get uncomfortable after a while, but it does depend on many factors, such as your level of arousal, your SO's level of arousal, and lubrication. You'll know when it happens.

22)Does your vagina expand the first time?
Contrary to popular belief, the vagina does not get "loose" from sex. It does get used to accommodating a penis from time to time, which will make sex easier.

23) Can I lose my virginity to a woman?
Virginity is more of a social construct than an actual biological or physiological state. According to the current definition of a virgin by Webster's, it is "a person who has not had sexual intercourse." Therefore, you lose your virginity when you engage in sexual intercourse. So yes, you can lose your virginity to woman, even if you are a woman.

23) What should I do if I am afraid of the pain?
Stay calm so your body is relaxed. Communicate your fears to your partner and ask him to stop if you feel uncomfortable. You can also use lubrication if you are afraid of pain.

19) When having sex for the first time, if it hurts, how long will the pain last?

Minutes to less than a day. It should not be excruciating.

20) I'm afraid, but my boyfriend says there is nothing to be scared of. What should I do?

Talk to him about your concerns; remember that communication is a huge part of every relationship. And try to get more comfortable with him. Follow the steps above, and don't worry -- it won't hurt if you're turned on a lot and naturally lubed enough (which is why pre-intimacy not only adds to the fun but also decreases the pain). If you don't feel ready yet, you can always say no, but don't let your fear hold you back.

21) I'm experiencing a crampy pain in
my abdominal area when I have sex with my partner. Why is this occurring?

If you are having deep, penetrative sex, then he is most likely hitting your cervix. Tell him to move more gently and slowly and to not thrust as deeply to see if it improves

16) What is discharge for and is it normal to produce a lot of it?

Discharge is a vagina's natural cleaning system. It is normal to produce a lot since everyone is different.

17) Can I get pregnant with the "Pull Out Method?"

Yes, though the chances are slightly decreased. Even before a man ejaculates, he's leaking seminal fluid, which contains sperm. So yes, you can get pregnant using the pull out method. Always use a condom if you're concerned about pregnancy, and if at all possible, another form of birth control to minimize the risks involved.

18) Is condom only safe to prevent pregnancy?
A condom can also help prevent catching an STI. (Sexually Transmitted Infection). A condom does not always prevent someone from getting pregnant, nor do they 100% prevent the spread infection, but they do help. You should always have some kind of protection

10) I'm an older teen and a virgin, and I want to lose it fast because my friends been lost theirs when they were younger than me. What should I do?

Wait until you're actually ready to have sex. Don't feel pressured to lose it because your friends did.

11) What can I use instead of lube?

Coconut oil is a great lubricant that many people have around the house. It's healthy and very safe too!

12) My boyfriend and I have been trying to have sex for a while now, but every time we try I'm not wet enough. How can I change this?

Use plenty of lubricant.

13) What should I do if I'm a virgin and I'm scared that losing my virginity is gonna hurt?

Know that it doesn't have to. As long as you use proper lubrication and engage in pre-intimacy to enhance natural lubrication, you should be okay. Just make sure that if you are using a latex condom, that you don't have an oil-based lubricant. Otherwise, it weaken the condom and cause it to tear open.

14) I am on birth control pills and planning to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. He doesn't want to wear a condom, but with just birth control, is that safe enough?

Only if you are perfectly using your birth control (at the same time every day without being late or missing a pill) will it be most effective. However, condoms also prevent infections and STDs. It would be best to still use a condom to truly negate your risk.

15) The only thing I am scared about is getting pregnant. What do I do?

Take every precaution you can. Use a condom and if you can get on birth control beforehand, then use it. If you are so scared that it will spoil the occasion, try abstinence and marriage.