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Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 10:37am On Jan 23, 2015

mxxpunkxx1:
The elders of punting don vex !!
Now, run off to Mega Chicken and get 3 plates of delicacies . . .
1 for me, 1 for sagebiz and 1 for freshcvvs before your apology would be accepted !

loooooooool....alright nxt time i will be more careful...let giv chickens some rest nw...followin u bumper to bumper.

Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 6:55pm On Jan 22, 2015

mxxpunkxx1:
Now where is that guy that said Tunisia will lose the match . .

U see ur self now ?

I know u were going to say dat...i agree am wrong

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Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 6:32pm On Jan 22, 2015

I hav followed dis thread for wks, just tryin to see which foreign bookie to sign up with. I hav bin placing alot of bets ob paper..just hoping i will hav more luck wen real money is involve.

Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 6:28pm On Jan 22, 2015

tunisia are back, but i still see dem losin

Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 6:03pm On Jan 22, 2015

Tunisia has bin really sluggish, dey don't look motivated. From Tunisia first match, it was dsame pattern no coordination. Remember Zambia won d 2012 edition and in 2013 they crashed out without losing a match. Tunisia players are not motivated..just my opinion

Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 5:46pm On Jan 22, 2015

tunisia will lose dis match

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 9:41am On Jan 22, 2015

aguizm:
Please I just rounded up my NYSC. And would really love to be enrolled into the sure-p scheme.I went to the site and tried registering but it wasn't opening. Can one still apply. Please I need answers to my question.

the website is bin upgraded at the moment. You can still register. Mean while ,use dis opportunity to go through dis thread..u will learn alot.

Jobs/Vacancies › Vacancy For Contract Script Writers by Psittacus(op): 11:19am On Jan 21, 2015

An educational foundation requires the services of contract script writers for her radio program.
1. The script will be written in dialogue radio presentation formats
2. You can work anywhere, you don't have to be physically present.
3. The pay is encouraging and you get bonuses after you hav written more than four scripts for the foundation.

Note: You would have to send a script of not less than 500 words on controversial issues facing Nigeria education system. You can coin out any topic from the above. If your script is approved by our team, we will mail you the contract agreement and pay details.
You have to be able to meet deadlines.
Topics will mail to you in batches.
Also note, the assessment script has to be written in radio dialogue format.
Send your assessment script with your name and location to media.santoscreation@gmail.com.
After you hav done dat, send another mail to promswan009@gmail.com to notify me after submission. I encourage everyone to apply, ur contribution will be acknowledge on the radio program, and you get the chance to be recommended for better opportunities. I wish all God's best.

Education › Re: I Graduated With A Second Class Lower by Psittacus(m): 10:45am On Jan 21, 2015

Linqsz:
I was just wondering; can a second class lower division(2.2) graduate,with a cgpa of 2.94 go for ms.c or he must do p.gd first?

Yes u can apply for m.sc. Third class graduate go for p.gd.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Can You Marry A Disabled Person? by Psittacus(m): 12:03am On Jan 20, 2015

Love is definitely not the issue here. There are many things to consider. But most times, P.C individuals don't hav choice. They end up marrying those who accept them for who they are. On the other end, d partners must be ready to make lots of sacrifice at d early stage of d union, but after a while, u must hav adjusted. The good thing is, they are d most faithful partners. they are alwys ready to make up for their short coming...d question is, are u ready to encourage dem?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:49pm On Jan 19, 2015

puntersmind:
I understand the fact that dealing with Human beings is one huge task, and you can NEVER get everyone pleased. I came to this thread because I wanna help as many people as I could, not Necessarily to help with Fresh Matching, Re-match, Invitation to Internship Fair or Stipend issues, just to encourage and offer guide with my extensive knowledge of the scheme. Like I have always stated, I am not a SURE-P GIS personnel in any capacity, just someone who wants to offer a little help. I have an unenviable daily schedule but I still find out time to reply to over 30 SURE-P GIS-related emails that I receive daily, on the email address I use to contact interns, these emails are wholly from peeps on this thread. I have directly helped over 300 graduates get engaged in this scheme (Mainly outside this thread) either by initial Matching or by Re-match, so I believe I have earned a bragging right on this if I should desire one. I have NEVER asked for or solicited for any monetary/non monetary gift from any of these over 300 interns, but have come to value the lots of good-wishes messages that I have received. Only a handful of persons out of these number of interns have my Mobile number or my main email address, and NONE of these over 300 interns is directly related to me. I have on numerous occasions contacted companies, begged them to absorb interns, and got interns matched with them. In a short-while, I would cease to login in here to check this thread knowing that I have done my bit. I CANNOT possible help everyone here even if I wanted to. I do not consider prospective interns state of Origin, Tribe, Gender or any other factor before assisting them. I write this not necessarily in reply to the comments I have quoted here but more like to bare some facts. I have stated here earlier that I do not have new companies that I can match fresh interns with, so I have purposely ignored comments asking for fresh matches without providing company details for the matching. I am deeply grateful that I have helped a few persons here who have boldly stated so. Having attended many of the SURE-P GIS events, I know that this scheme, as little as the stipend is, offers a lot of persons Hope, experience and money to move on until such a time something better will come along. I met graduates who were earning N10,000, N15,000 monthly prior to this scheme. One of the first guys that I matched here, mailed me a week after the matching to explain to me why he stated on this thread "that his survival depended on this scheme". I urge some of you that feel that the money is too small for you, to know that you could get Good contacts, Permanent Employment, Knowledge, Experience etc from this scheme. I do not have anything against anyone who criticizes me here, I can only say that I have done the best I could do so far with my limited time and resources. I wish you all the Best. One Love. One Nigeria. Peace.

you can't please the world sir, when i asked for your help, you didn't just help me but You counsel me like a brother. Am pleased to say today, despite d fact dat i hav not received any stipend, i hav bin to places i never imagined, spoke to people i only see on t.v. Despite d fact dat i hav stayed in my state capital all my life, i don't even know d way to d governor's lodge. But here i am today, I move around like it's my office. And so much more dat i can't begin to mention. Many here hav very wonderful things to say abt u. Don't listen to anyone, just kip doing wat u do. Frustration Is a b.i.t.c.h..

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 12:23pm On Jan 19, 2015

LadunaI:
What some people don't know is that patient is the key. Most of us that he helped do re-match has to wait for over a month, and we all understand his tight schedule. He is willing to help all of us but that might not be possible considering the fact that our problems are not the 'same'.

One suggestion I will like to offer so as to save time, is that we (bro and sis here) can prioritize our issues in such way that, we DISCUSS may be for the:

1 week of the month = Timesheet and Bank account related issues

2 week of the month = Stipend related issues

3 week of the month = Re-match issues

4 week of the month = Other issues

If we try and limit our problem to this time table, I hope is will help in a long way in assisting him -@Puntermind to attend to most of problems in batches and by so doing many we get his attention, and their problem solved God willing. I think if we can all agree to this time table, problems will be sorted out more faster and better for all us, provided we are patient and don't discuss issue outside their time. God Bless you @Puntermind has you take time to help bro and sis here.

Please house offer suggestions how to make this better. Thanks

Romance › Re: Reasons Ladies In Diaspora Should Marry African Men by Psittacus(m): 8:39pm On Jan 17, 2015

Advertico:
define strong?

As if u don't already know.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 8:30pm On Jan 17, 2015

engrsyer:
Which week? Which days do u count as a week?

dnt mind me, i meant dis comin wk

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:13pm On Jan 17, 2015*

puntersmind:
Send me a mail, I buzzed you on email today

pls i forward a request to ur mail

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:05pm On Jan 17, 2015

LadunaI:
True talk, I just confirmed it from another known intern in the state , though they paid him Dec only.
@Pssitacus this week na alert week God willing. No stress, the thing go enter shap shap.

you are right,infact am setting machinery into motion, make i carry oga at top along sharply. For everyone waiting for alert, God's willing,we are all smiling dis wk.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:55pm On Jan 16, 2015

engrsyer:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... CHAI! Puntersmind, their is an emergency needed here. no wori e go come. as for me i don faint wake up, die den wake up again. so just chill small small. no b only u waka come ni.

LMAO....I think say na only me. puntersmind na my guidian angel...till dis very point. For d mean time make i just dey sip dis cold water first..i wish us d best bro

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:43pm On Jan 16, 2015

engrsyer:
mtn wan give u BP ni?

My B.P don high already....na cold water i dey use step down. i come put my phone for silence.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:37pm On Jan 16, 2015

eddie7:
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A friend in kwara just got his alert 45mins ago

thanks for d update. Sure -p abeg am waiting for mine o

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:33pm On Jan 16, 2015

LadunaI:
Bro what's up no alert yet? well no shaking all is well, ours is coming God willing.
but is unfortunate that kwara interns are extremely scarce on this forum, I don't know why.

No alert o. Kwara inters no dey show face at all. unfortunately Mtn is making matter worse with there nonsense message.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:21pm On Jan 16, 2015

Kwara intern... any news yet. Hmmn let start ringing d bell o

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:30am On Jan 16, 2015

LadunaI:
Yeah, .I. give thanks to God, my employer has been very kind to me. Its seems kwara interns are experiencing what Edo bro were passing thru. though I heard unconfirmed report from a bro that some interns has been paid. he said he heard it during last month sure p seminar in Ilorin. beside has ur PIUF status for Nov. has change to 'completed'?

am happy for u bro. And yes you are right, an old buddy mine is getin is stipend regularly. I dont knw wats going on with d new intern. But i hope dat will change dis mnth. Just my October time sheet is showing completed. Nov & Dec is still pending. Am positive, we will all smile dis mnth.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:29am On Jan 16, 2015

LadunaI:
Yeah, .I. give thanks to God, my employer has been very kind to me. Its seems kwara interns are experiencing what Edo bro were passing thru. though I heard unconfirmed report from a bro that some interns has been paid. he said he heard it during last month sure p seminar in Ilorin. beside has ur PIUF status for Nov. has change to 'completed'?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:30pm On Jan 15, 2015

LadunaI:
Hi bro, u there how work? hope thing are going smoothly, do you know of any intern from kwara that has been paid? so far I haven't seen any. hopefully they will pay u for 3 months soon.

All gud bro,if u meant those we attended the job fair together, I hav'nt not seen any too. I pray for the 3mnth alert o. Hope all is well at ur end ?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:29pm On Jan 15, 2015

LadunaI:
Hi bro, u there how work? hope thing are going smoothly, do you know of any intern from kwara that has been paid? so far I haven't seen any. hopefully they will pay u for 3 months soon.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 12:00pm On Jan 15, 2015

dhope:
pls can we be paid without PIUF status changes to 'completed'?

Yes it's possible. After payment PIUF wil change to completed. A friend told me so, i havn't bin paid too.

Education › Re: My Journey Through Self Discovery (true Life Story) by Psittacus(op): 2:35pm On Jan 04, 2015

SCENE ONE.. CHAPTER ONE
I hav quite a memory (just realised dat) and i still remember events as far back as my 3rd year on this planet earth. When i was 3 far back as 1994, i noticed everyone could walk and move about on their own, but it wasn't dsame with me. Little did i know dat i hav bin visited by a reigning god of disease at dat time called P----. This was the first confidence derailing event dat could happen to anyone. After so many sections under hot towels and light, I walked, it felt like d time Peter walked on water with Jesus(best feeling ever ) i got rid of those heavy armoured shoes tied to my limbs.

Chapter 2
Now my first day in school, the first sch i attended one of those schools the yoruba call JELESINMI. Popularly called kindergarten. I was 4 years old at dis time, one of the oldest in the class, i remember the woman will leave me in charge sometimes when she need to go out. But the problem was i always eat other kids food when she is out.lol....after all am to take care of them, i just took care of their food as well.
At d end of the so called term, my position is always like 19th of 20 or 21st of 23. I don't know how she determine those position, all i know is their is a report sheet at d end of each term.
I live with my grand parent at dis time cos my folks were going through a horrible divorce.. After attending the jelesinmi for two terms. My grand father could nt afford to pay for another term. He asked to stay at home with a neighbour who was still in her teenage age. She taught me some horrible things like stealing and lieing. And she did some bad thing i cant say to me as male child. She made me into her personal toy.....to be continue

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Education › My Journey Through Self Discovery (true Life Story) by Psittacus(op): 1:51pm On Jan 04, 2015

I have read a couple of story here, which have inspired me. So i know my educational life itself is quite an interesting episode.
I have decide to share my story as well, who knows, i might inspire someone out there, just how i discovered am not a dullards after all.

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Business › Re: Soccer Nostrademus - Excellent Football Analysis & Score Prediction by Psittacus(m): 10:44pm On Dec 30, 2014

toluleke:
Psg vs inter draw
Wigan vs shelffield draw

How you see my predict before I carry am

hope u no carry am.
psg won
shelfied won

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2014

MrMash:
Thanks a lot man.
B.Sc Accounting.
Are u in ilorin too?

Alright, Yes i am Ilorin.

Jobs/Vacancies › Recruitment At Cita Petroleum by Psittacus(op): 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2014

Be a graduate of Engineering, Science, social science and humanities
-have a second class upper degree or second class lower degree with a masters degree in any field
-have completed the NYSC program

-not more than 28 years old before their next birthday

apply via e-recruiter.ng

application deadline monday 12 january 2015. GOODLUCK

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 1:38pm On Dec 26, 2014

MrMash:
Am good brother, was not able to get matched so I have given up. Hope you have been paid?

Dont give up, just hang in there bro. Just like Ladunal said, just post ur discpline here should in case we come across firms that are willing. And pls puntersmind we still want u to stick around. Help a brother.

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