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Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 11:03pm On Nov 07, 2014
puntersmind..pls i have got somtin important to ask you.. my mail add is promswan009@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 11:01pm On Nov 07, 2014
LadunaI:
Thanks bro for the advice. I called my employer yesterday and they promise to do something about it speedily for me, hopefully within few days it will be sorted out.

As for bank I don't know why is taking them so long to send the account number but I pray the employer matching is solve ASAP. I can go to there branch at Unity for possible collection.

@Puntermind it been long we hear/read from you hope no problem sir pls we need ur ingenuity inputs as always.
Thanks bro, still on the verification process. i wish you the best.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 10:49pm On Nov 07, 2014
puntersmind:
I wish you the best of luck.
Thank you sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 10:36pm On Nov 05, 2014
LadunaI:
Psittacus glad to hear this that you ve been matched. I am one of intern that attended Ilorin fair last week but till now I have not heard anything either from the supposed 'employer' an IT firm that accepted me during nor from sure p or Bank. Pls what would you advise.

@Puntersmind thanks bro for all your contribution and wise counsel may God be with you.
Hmmn bro, just be hopeful and positive. I dont knw why you hav nt heard from d bank. I got two msges from dem regarding the account no. All i did was just to kip reminding my employers thru calls and text. Puntermind pls help out my brother here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 10:26pm On Nov 05, 2014
MrMash:
No update over here oh.
Congratulations bro.
Thanks, am hopeful u will get the good news soon too bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:58pm On Nov 05, 2014
MrMash:
Boss any update?
Hav got update bro, i was matched online today afternoon, after a week. intern dat attended the Fair in Ilorin check your mail and Gis account on time. The offer expires in four days time. Thanks to everyone on dis thread in one way or the other you have contributed to dis especially puntersmind.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:56am On Nov 02, 2014
Iniobon:
Can someone forward to me the address, pls. I got the sms but when i open my email address i didnt find any mail from them. I dont want to miss this opportunity. My email is Iniobons@gmail.com. Thanks in anticipation.
check your spam folder.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:54am On Nov 02, 2014
JohnEchelon:
Am using my fone to check my mail,bt my spam folder is nt appearing should I go to d caffe?pls am in kogi state,pls am in need of diz lk seriously hlp plsssssss pals
I guess you are using gmail, if my guess is right. Click on the the menu that display the number of your inbox msges, (something like 2340 inbox) scroll down your spam folder will be display.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 6:48am On Nov 02, 2014
MrMash:
I made a terrible mistake at the fair, due to the long duration of the interview and d rush to open an Account me and the other guy that was matched with the firm forgot to get the contact info of the firm.
I plan on going in search of the firm on monday.

Boss does Olahak Auditing Associate ring a bell?

Psittacus

I got the message from the bank too
Olahak Auditing firm? I have not heard about them. But you can do an online search especially on Linked in. Don't be disturbed bro, am sure they will contact you soon. Alot of d guys are yet to be matched online, you are not alone.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:58pm On Nov 01, 2014
MrMash:
Boss any update?
Nothing yet my brother, called my employer, all i got is d patience speech. He said by nxt wk. I got alert from the bank though, account is number is now available.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 3:57pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrMash:
Have u been matched on your account on the GIS website?
Not yet my brother, that is d only clog in my wheel now. I sent them a mail last night...but i have bin checking since then. I heard it very important. Are u matched online already ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 9:35am On Oct 29, 2014
MrMash:
Lol,
I was at the ilorin fair too,
My day also went the way you just described,
Am just glad that my "Gentle-manissim" worked out all those desperate graduates almost ruined the event. I sat down waiting patiently for the ushers but none came (B.sc Accounting) when all hope was lost I approached an Audit firm and pleaded with them to grant me an interview which they relunctantly did, to cut it short they asked some professional questions about the Auditing professional and I was able to answer perfectly ( While waiting on my seat I was reading about Accounting on my phone).
To cut the story short I was lucky to be among the 2 selected out of the 10 interviewed.
congratulations to you bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 8:01pm On Oct 28, 2014
3pm ..am getting frustrated now and i wanted to leave. But something just kept my yansh for dat seat. A few minutes later, a nice gentleman who have bin walking around for a while approached me. I tell you , i think say na someone like who dey find placement....ohhh . To cut d long story short, I got a placement with an IT firm, with very suitable working conditions. Other people who wait behind till d end of d program got matched with different firms. My advice to prospective interns, don't be in hurry, patience is rewarding(surulere) and don't be too desperate. From what i saw today over 50 % got matched to different firm. Dats is one out of two. It a good number. Go with an open mind, the program and selection is very fair. Am to start working on monday, am wishing all prospective interns the very best. God bless Nigeria!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:44pm On Oct 28, 2014
12 noon. The matching of graduate with employers commenced, it was a very rowdy section. You know Nigerian youths now, no body wan carry last. The normal procedure was for d employers to name the field of study they wanted. The ushers will then jejely leads the prospective interns to meat the employers. But na lie!! Guys vex and start going to confront the employers themselves. After a brief interview some were released, while others were hired. As pa d quite boy i be , i no even comot from my sit. People were coming back and making all sorts of lamentation..and some were even leaving. If you were hired, you will be given a form to complete. Your employers will have to sign and stamp the form. Now you submit the form to the Sure p officials. And give your employers the blue copy. By the corner is the bank people, they will also get a copy of the form and give you a form to open your account for your monthly stipends.

2pm: Am still here in the hall, i was still angry at myself for missing out on the nylon of meat pie and grandmalt dat was shared few moments ago. So i stood up and told myself i won't go home empty handed. Now the crowd are calm. Many have gone home. So i started my own confrontations, d first employer i met wanted me to choose btw Sunday service and the job. So, if i have not leant anything in my entire life. My parent taught me GOD first in all u do. So i turned down their offer. Many people were so desperate, they took it. I walked around for a while and i got nothing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Psittacus(m): 7:18pm On Oct 28, 2014
I just got back from the internship fair in ilorin. It was fun and stressful at thesame time. let me give u guys a brief summary...
7:30 am i arrived at the venue of the fair, looking like the least dressed...o boy, i bow head for the kind of shoes and trousers i saw. So make sure u clean up well, so that you wont be intimidated.
8:45 we lined up for the accreditation process( dont be surprise,they had some logistic situations).They requested for the printed copy of the invitation mail,original nysc certificate, original degree certificate(i had my statement) and most importantly your national i.d card or voters card, any recognised form of identification will be ok. we were given a tag showing our names and our course study,i attached dat to my breast pocket.
10:20 Now am sitted in hall along with so many people, employers are just coming in and some graduate are yet to complete the accreditation process.
11:00am Now the event has just began. The m.c introduced the organisers and the program implementation unit. A brief lecture was held on how to register for the program, the duties of the employers and their interns. Sip of soda..wbrb
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by Psittacus(m): 7:15pm On Oct 26, 2014
Kioprospect:
Genetics and Molecular Biology? Where did you see that in the prospectus please?
Genetics and cell biology...sorry for misleading u. Zoology department
RomanceRe: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Psittacus(m): 9:54pm On Oct 23, 2014
This is a first...i mean asking question on sexuality section. This young lady refused to date me. Through out my service year she refused my advances. But recently she came around my town for one of those pg exams. To my greatest surprise we had a long hr of fore play d night she was suppose to leave, but n sex...she was ready but am not. Am a V. she didnt knw..but after bin a gentle man all dis while,i realised she wanted d dirty side of me....dat got me thinking did so call good girls want a gentle man or a badoo....
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by Psittacus(m): 5:38pm On Oct 18, 2014
team genetics and molecular biology...add whatsapp no 08113613577
RomanceRe: What's The Fate Of VIRGIN MEN? by Psittacus(m): 9:33am On Oct 10, 2014
O.P i can see dat ur worries is as a result of fear. Dnt be intimidated because u re virgin. For some pple sex is gross emotional commitment and very sacred, for others it's just fun. when u deem it fit to do the deed, you will be relived.Dont place your hopes too high cos u will be dissapointed. And abt those girls dancing in music videos, they are just doing their jobs,some of dem are very descent..(frm experience)
Jokes EtcRe: Intresting Confusions by Psittacus(op): 2:30pm On Oct 04, 2014
akraym:
You go wait tire
I will wait,while we are waiting, have some popcorn
Jokes EtcIntresting Confusions by Psittacus(op): 7:11pm On Oct 03, 2014
1. Can you cry under water?

2. Do fish ever gets thirsty?

3. Why dont birds fall off trees when they sleep?

4. Why is it call building when its already built?

5. If money does not grow on trees why do banks have branches?

6. Why does a round pizza comes in a square box?

7. ' i love you' this sentence isnt a question then, why does it need an answer?

i need answers pls and add your own question.
EducationRe: University of Ibadan (unibadan)2014/2015 Post-Graduate Application by Psittacus(m): 1:04pm On Oct 02, 2014
Hello NLders, is there any way i could know if d P.G sch hav received my transcript. Am far away frm my sch in Zaria. Bt they hav collect the transcript label and promised to send it. Bt i wnt to be sure it's done on time. is there anyway i will knw?
RomanceRe: Just A Thought by Psittacus(op): 9:39pm On Sep 19, 2014
djeezy: Well I think the expression should be ''like a po.rnstar'' sounds more advanced. The po.rn stars are into what they're doing whilst the prostitutes just want you done quick and they get paid. Savvy?
I agree with you, i thought it abt myself and i just didnt have the right word that very moment. I should edit that.
RomanceRe: Just A Thought by Psittacus(op): 9:06pm On Sep 19, 2014
djeezy: You mean like prostitutes who lay like dead corpse, wishing you cum quick so they get paid, not minding whether you're satisfied or not.
Noooooo
RomanceRe: Just A Thought by Psittacus(op): 9:05pm On Sep 19, 2014
Look at the bright side, i dont mean that other side. And am talking abt the easy prostitute like the "Julia Robert" kind of prostitute that are easilly tamed..
RomanceJust A Thought by Psittacus(op):
A woman, a real woman is one who lives like a princess in the living room, a wonderful cook in the kitchen and a IndecentStar in the bedroom, just a thought pips, just a thougt.
HealthRe: Genotype: Between AA And As.which One Is Common?? by Psittacus(m): 8:30pm On Sep 13, 2014
I remembered my lecturer said AS is common in West Africa, due to what he called Heterozygous Advantage. The S gene is a mutant of the A gene due to frequent malaria attack. The sickle hemoglobin in AS results in up population of natural antibodies. When many AA hav died from malaria and other infections, AS were able to survive. Law of natural selection. But with the introduction of vacines and cure for this diseases, i think the AS gene is still on top. The Doc. can tell beta
Christianity EtcRe: Synagogue Church Of All Nations Building Collapses (Picture) by Psittacus(m): 4:04pm On Sep 12, 2014
Why is it so easy for men to speak so much evil about their fellow human being? If this really happened, is this wat the victims would be happy to read. Pls we all hav a conscience, let act like ' real men' sometimes..
Music/RadioO'tobi Lifted Ft Kelly P by Psittacus(op): 8:21pm On Sep 10, 2014

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