₦airaland Forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dhV1avf5l0

Atleast no rats there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRD35QEu0pI

Paperwhite:
All the zombies in the house, does this sound convincing and reasonable to you guys? Pls voice out your objective opinion.Meanwhile all the Rattus rattus come explain wetin unu dey find ina the nation's seat of power.Jah Jah fire burn all them Babylon(APC)them.

Paperwhite:
All the zombies in the house, does this sound convincing and reasonable to you guys? Pls voice out your objective opinion.Meanwhile all the Rattus rattus come explain wetin unu dey find ina the nation's seat of power.Jah Jah fire burn all them Babylon(APC)them.

you people want him to remain in the same office where u poisoned him ba?

The man has moved away for you people..


so u want him to remain where u can kuku kill him ba..


never.. your plans would never succeed..

iluvnaija:
Lies from pit of hell!
What happened to the paid cleaners and office staffs?
They all went to U.K. Too?

I voted only Buhari but my love for him will not make me to see lies and call it truth and truth a lie. What is wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it and what is right is right even if there's no one doing it.

My love for Buhari as a president of Nigeria has vaporized. I have no hope in his administration. I'm not a lover of Nigerian politics and politicians because what we see in Europe and America we don't see it here.

Governance in Nigeria is about stealing, looting, contracts to steal and not complete the job, becoming powerful in the society thereby using official armed security to your own advantage, infact the list is endless.

The nation wasn't as bad as it is now when Sunny Okosun of blessed memory sang "which way Nigeria"
Today we still don't know yet.
It is finished!
The last man we thought is free from corruption is not healthy to lead. Chai!

Paperwhite:
All the zombies in the house, does this sound convincing and reasonable to you guys? Pls voice out your objective opinion.Meanwhile all the Rattus rattus come explain wetin unu dey find ina the nation's seat of power.Jah Jah fire burn all them Babylon(APC)them.

you people want him to remain in the same office where u poisoned him ba?

The man has moved away for you people..


so u want him to remain where u can kuku kill him ba..


never.. your plans would never succeed..

Paperwhite:
All the zombies in the house, does this sound convincing and reasonable to you guys? Pls voice out your objective opinion.Meanwhile all the Rattus rattus come explain wetin unu dey find ina the nation's seat of power.Jah Jah fire burn all them Babylon(APC)them.

you people want him to remain in the same office where u poisoned him ba?

The man has moved away for you people..


so u want him to remain where u can kuku kill him ba..


never.. your plans would never succeed..

Sango go fire MTN in particular

zoba88:
President Buhari with Chief of Defense Staff General Abayomi Gabriel Olonisakin, Chief of Army Staff Lt Gen. T.Y. Buratai, Chief of Air Staff Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar as he presides over Security Meeting with Service Chiefs in State House on 22nd Aug 2017


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/photos-of-president-buhari-with-service.html?m=1

Navy no dey dia abi..

only air and land bombardment for boko haram and Nnamdi kanu.

water and Navy for the creeks is if them do anyhow..

as for now aeriel bombardment and land godogodo is enough to "Tackle them All"...


Una must to hear word by force..

pikin wey say hin mama no go sleep him sef no go near matrass

so many sick people in Nigeria walahi

What does Seyi law know?
Does he think this is comedy?
Abeg he should go find somewhere to sit his sorry ass abeg

Ksslib:
This is my honest review of Mtn data plans. I added an 's' because I have used almost all what they have to offer in terms of data across a very very long period of time but for the sake of this review, we are going to assume you want to want to subscribe to their popular 1.5gig monthly plan or like I suspect, already subscribed to it. Pls keep in mind that everything in this review applies to ALL their data plans. The only difference being price and amount of data, that's all.

Price:
For 1000naira, you'll be given 1,500 kilobytes that look like megabytes to the untrained eye, but brethrens, let ye not be deceived. If you're the type that likes to make something sound bigger than it actually is, you can call It 1.5gig. The plan lasts a month (in theory) and Mtn will allow you roll-over any un-used data if you're the type of person that can manage one cup of rice for 2months.


At first, 1.5gig for 1000naira might seem kinda fair from Mtn who, not too long ago, sold 10mb for the same amount it'll take to cater for a child who wants to study Medicine abroad. However, you'll begin to slowly chew back your words- one by one - the moment you begin to understand what happens behind the scenes. This plan will last a week with decent browsing. Yea, just decent browsing. Two weeks, if your level of stingyness is out of this world.

Verdict: This plan is a RIP-OFF for the price(as you'll later find out in this review). It is an overpriced scam. 1000naira can buy you 5 spaghetti. One thousand naira can get you a rubber of white garri if you can beg. My roommate sold his working standing for 1k. With 1k, you can get a used heart in cotonou that will pump atleast 3 cups of blood before failure. Should I continue?

Deduction rate:
The deduction formula Mtn uses to deduct data remains a mystery even to engineering students like myself. I have observed, observed, observed and carefully calculated, yet all my answers keep pointing towards one direction - the deduction is spontaneous. That is, the computer program(i like to call it "robot" ) assigned to carry out this task deducts data base on its mood at your time of browsing. 1mb for each Google page viewed(if Oga robot is in a good mood) or 200mb for an image of hushpuppi(if Oga just woke up from sleep).

I see no reason why how data is deducted should fluctuate. This is robbery, of the highest order. In Today's world where Internet data is beginning to carry the same wieght as food given how many business and lives depend on it, it is heartless, wicked & criminal to leave your customers at the mercy of melancholic robot who will deduct 300mb just because it didn't sleep well last night.

Verdict: Are you a magician? Are you fascinated with magic? Do you like sseing things dissappear? Things like animals, humans and of course, data? Mtn data plan is for you.

Webpages:
You ll think 1.5 gigabytes will be more than enough to surf the web since most of the Webpages you visit are kind of plain & light( like Nairaland ) and have little or no moving content unlike busy sites like skysports and xvideos where something is always guaranteed to be moving at any time of the day.

But as it turns out, viewing a simple, traditional Webpage sometimes takes as much as it would a YouTube video. Sometimes, more than. Other times, lesser than. But still not less enough to make you agree it's fair enough. I'll browse Nairaland sometimes and log out after 5-10mins and 100mb will be deducted. Sometimes, 60mb. Sometimes 80mb.

Offline Mode:
I think this is the most annoying part of being subscribed to any of Mtn's stupid data plan - they charge you for doing nothing. Absolutely, fffucking nothing. Between the hours of 12am and 2pm today, the deduced 80mb despite data connection being off. This has become a constant occurrence and I've learnt to channel energy I'll waste on complaining to customer care(as usual) to better use.

Verdict: With background data set on permanent restriction, data switched off, I wonder what steals data. Wait!! maybe, just maybe, my home button needs mb to take me from gallery to home screen.

Apps.

Twitter:
Twitter could - to a certain degree - qualify as a webpage since most of the activity there is text-based, save for funny memes and videos (which is optional to watch by the way), but the amount of data that constantly gets deducted for very little activity on this app is nothing to smile about.

I was charged an outrageous chunck of data few days ago by Oga robot for twitter activity that didn't last upto 7mins. Maybe it was because the joke I tweeted didn't get any retweets.

Facebook:
This one is for old people who don't know something like instagram exists. For stalking Amaka(your classmate) who refused to say yes to you in Nursery 2 has gotten pregnant for her street boy yet. Or for checking if the class olodo has managed to succeed in Life.... so I don't even bother with this app. However, considering it deals with lots of images and videos, I expect Mtn to use this as another avenue to make their already overweight bank account obese.

Instagram:
.... *ok calm down. ksslib breathe.. breatheeee**

I spent months in denial but I've finally accepted the bitter truth that Instagram is only for the rich. Atleast that's what Mtn wants me to believe. Watching funny videos, short comedy skits and smiling at images of Buhari's head swapped with various household items is only for the rich.

So expertly have Mtn perfected the art of deception and stealing that they would not deduct a questionable amount of data after my first, second, third and maybe fourth usage of Instagram after a fresh subscription. I'll just use Instagram at surface level (few videos, images) then log out and check my data balance, then smile at what I see.

This trick - as i later painfully discovered - is Mtn just trying to gain my trust, make me feel at home before allowing me to foolishly decide it's time to carelessly dive deeper into the unsteady, dangerous waters of Instagram videos.

If you're foolish enough like me to trust Mtn, the look on your face after checking your remaining data balance will quickly help you forget about that funny video you just saw on kraks TV. Abi you wan compare the effect of a message like "Dear customer, you have 66mb left of your current data bundle" to one video where all the people being interviewed on the street kept swearing they will not attend anybody's funeral that doesn't attend theirs. Lol

Verdict: Mtn says Instagram is not for poor people like me. We'll see what Etisalat, Airtel and others have to say.... minus Glo abeg. What's the use of having 100gig when I am only allowed to legally use 10mb due to poor service. Glo with pride indeed.

YouTube:
This is easily my favourite platform(clolsey followed by instagram) but it's a forbidden area for obvious reasons. YouTube is like stepping into the badlands.

Night plan is the only alternative here. Which means I am always awake at night browsing videos when my mates are in covoon hustling. And I also feel not getting enough sleep is too much a price to pay for thrills of YouTube but I am also not quick to forget I am Nigerian afterall, suffer is suppose to be my middle name. Therefore, Night plan it is.

Verdict: Know this: Using YouTube on Mtn's hourly, daily, weekly, monthly or whatever plan is tantamount to opening the flood gates of hell. You and your data will be flooded with fire and brimstone. For safety reasons, i dont even have the youtube app installed on my phone anymore because I might decide to want to watch a youtube video and later change my mind, but Oga robot will go ahead and deduct 300mb because apparently, the first law of data deduction states that "Habouring the thought of watching a YouTube video in your mind is the same as watching it".

Final verdict:
Mtn data plan is a big scam that anybody who knows the value of money - especially in this biting recession- should never subscribe to. This will be my last subscription. Even if all the angels of heaven descend and vouch for Mtn, I will never trust them. It's almost unbelievable that these corrupt piece of shameless thieves get away with this fuckery and daylight robbery...but wait! I almost forgot we are still in Nigeria.

The uncertainty, terror and suspense that comes with checking my remaining data balance every single f*cuking time - whether I surf the net or not - is too much for my young body to cope with. I am just 24 for God sake. I cannot be paying you one thousand naira almost every 4- 5days to give me high blood pressure and stroke.

Will I recommend this plan or any Mtn data plan?:
Yes, I will absolutely recommend this plan to anybody who will ask this question after reading everything.

I thank God for Airtel sha but not without my being edgy...

I buy 3gig for just 1k on the blackberry plan.

so I get 3gig plus additional 160mb for my BB10..

I put on the Mobile Hotspot on my BB and use my BB as a wireless moderm to browse on my data zapping bazooka Samsung Gt19152 duos...

anybody that knows that samsung knows it zaps data like crazy but believe me, my Airtel 3gig one month BB is sufficient for me 1 month.

I wonder how people use MTN..

they are the Biggest armed rubber ever to grace the surface of this earth..


MTN holds a gun to their subscribers head without the subscriber knowing it.

they are so criminal when the federal government fined them how many million dollars they had stollen enough they could cough out such huge funds in such short notice in one lump sum..

MTN Is freaking outrageously too expensive..

#SaiBaba #SaiBuhari

princessco:
THE PRESIDENT'S MORNING BROADCAST

During his throughly uninspiring six minute broadcast this morning instead of appealing to Nigerians for patience and understanding and instead of apologising to them for the ineptitude and sheer incompetence that his government has displayed over the last 2 years, President Muhammadu Buhari has returned home after 105 days on his sick bed in the United Kingdom and not only insulted Nigerians but also threatened them.

He made no attempt to reach out to the people, to build bridges and to calm the troubled waters in what is clearly a traumatised and divided nation and instead he sought to intimidate and talk down on our people and his perceived enemies.

The President appears to have failed to appreciate the fact that times have changed and that he cannot impose his will on others.


He claims that his views represents the thinking of the majority of Nigerians yet he refuses to accept the idea or acknowledge the legitimacy of a national referendum.

He is meant to be a servant leader and a democratically-elected President and not a military dictator, a Caliph or a King.

If he wants to enhance national unity, which is of course a noble and righteous venture, and if he really wants Nigeria to remain one then he must desist from his dangerous and provocative rhetoric, he must treat all Nigerians like human beings and as equals, he must exhibit a much higher degree of sobriety and accomodation of contrary and dissenting views and he must display far more sensitivity, understanding and restraint in his interactions and discourse with the opposition and those that do not agree with him.

Failing that and without a quick recourse to the devolution of power from the centre and the neat and timely restructuring of what is essentially a fake pseudo-federation and a functional unitary state, the agitation for emancipation will become more pronounced, the various ethnic nationalities in this country will eventually exercise their right of self-determination and our nation will eventually break.

The fault lines are there and they are visible for all to see. We must recognise our differences, acknowledge our fears, concerns and anxieties, sooth frayed nerves, bridge the gap, make the necessary concessions and heal the wounds or we must prepare for the very worse in the not too distant future. That is the way forward and that is the only way to ensure and guarantee lasting peace and unity.

Since the President mentioned the late and reverred Chief Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, the Ikemba Nnewi, the former Head of State of the old Biafra and the Eze Gburugburu of the Igbo, in his morning address let me add the following.

If this great man were still alive today to witness what his Igbo people have been subjected to over the last two years under the Buhari administration he would have been the first to insist on Biafra all over again.

And the truth is that Ojukwu, Major Chukwuemeka Kaduna Nzeogwu and the great Zik of Africa, the Owelle of Onitsha, Chief Nnamdi Azikiwe have collectively resurrected in a young lion from the east called Nnamdi Kanu who he must handle with the utmost care.

What the President is unable to grasp and fails to comprehend is this: we are not children, we are not animals and we refuse to be second class citizens.

Simply put we would rather die as free men, standing on our feet and resisting evil, tyranny and subjugation than live as servile slaves and pliant bonded servants with bowed heads and on bended knee.

All Mr. President's sinister and inappropiate talk about "red lines" and his insidious threats of bloodshed and bloodflow cannot change that and neither is anyone intimidated. Such talk is reckless, dangerous, irresponsible and inappropiate.

Worse of all other than saying that every Nigerian has the right to live in any part of the country, which in itself is undoubtedly a welcome and gratifying assertion, he refused to order the arrest or threaten to cage and bring to justice those that gave the Igbo people a chilling quit notice and that have promised to unleash genocide, ethnic cleansing and mass murder on them if they refused to abide by it and leave the north by October 1st..

This strange omission and instructive refusal by Mr. President is unacceptable and it feeds into the narrative that there may well be some kind of frightful hidden agenda unfolding.

It was also a missed opportunity to allay the legitimate fears and genuine concerns of many Igbos and southerners that live in the north.

I sincerely hope that history does not repeat itself in this regard.

Finally the President expressed his concerns about the social media.

The truth is that the internet has always been the nightmare of tyrants and dictators all over the world ever since it came into existence.

This is because it is designed to ensure the free flow of information and to expose their excesses and atrocities.

Now that our President has acknowledged his disdain and hate for this medium we will increase our efforts to make life more difficult for his government through it.

We will keep them on their toes and hold them to account by utilising the social and traditional media all the more. What he wishes to hide shall be made manifest and known to all.

His morning address was shallow, insensitive, uninspiring and divisive and, judging from what I saw, I believe that he should resign, go home and take care of his health.

That would be the best thing that he could do for Nigeria and that would be the best way to enhance national cohesion and unity.


Source: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10155669567452210&id=62188827209

http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2017/08/buhari-insulted-and-threatened.html

Anybody that takes FFK Serious is the first definition of mumu if truly #OurMumuDonDo..


FFK That said he has evidence Buhari was Never going to come back.
that he is incapacitated and is a vegetable..
the same FFK that disrespected Ojukwu..

the reject and bastard of the South-west..
the same person for integroty reason changed his names severally..

since I have known Muhammadu Buhari atleast he has never one time attempted a change of name which is by far the most criminal abormination to do in broad day light..

FFK is sick.. the earlier they take him to a correctional facility or am Asylum, the better for this country.

idiots deceiving Nnamdi Kanu and fueling him to his early grave..

I pity FFK and NNAMDI..

Fani Kayode the lunatic

If Buhari amd Ojukwu were at Peace with themselves, someone pls tell me, who the hell is Nnamdi Kanu.

small boy of yesterday seeking popularity..

Hypertention and stroke awaits fayose..

Missed oppourtunity on what?


Has anyone said this is his last ever broadcast?..


There is always going to be another time oby

Anybody that takes fani kayode and fayose seriously needs to have their head examined..


2 eediots expelled from south west gladlly accepted by IPOB..

south west bastards that are kings in #Biafra..


wetin yoruba use pass igbo no be small at all..


our waste is their top shot... inglorious bastards..

Stylz69:
Very unimpressive disjointed speech!!! Obviously pre-recorded and heavily edited!
6 minutes speech to explain 105 days absence!!!!

less talk is more actions

Stylz69:
Very unimpressive disjointed speech!!! Obviously pre-recorded and heavily edited!
6 minutes speech to explain 105 days absence!!!!

it is not about the lenght of his speech but the backing wit action.

big dogs dont bark.


He is not Goodluck jonathan that is all talk and no action.

this is PMB Less talk and plenty desicive actions.


just wait a little..

Nnamdi kanu body go soon pepper am.

Even the Biafran colour is so ugly..

I dont know if its to me alone sha.

Public holiday for what na?

A monday for that matter.


this is the very problem with this country.

He is abroad. U pray for him


he comes home. Public holiday prayers.

nawa ooo.

that kogi governor head no correct at all. Over zeałous eediot.

Buhari no send am ooo. He is on his own ooo

Confused bunch..


we want #Biafra..

ok. Take Biafra..


no, we dont want Biafra again..



Anambra elections will not hold..

now, it will hold..


Nnamdi Kanu. Master of confusion since 1680 BC.

October 1st is around d corner ooo

FromZeroToHero:
Lol

it got me lol too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzMr7loSTg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKaVrv9YDgI

when people have failed in parenting they find different avenues just to make up

myproperty:
Thank God you know what madness means. Who is mad among the two groups, is it the one that is peaceful or the one that attacks the peaceful.

it depends on what to you term peace.

the market was hitherto peaceful.. charly boy went to disturb the peace of the market with his madness and the one time peaceful market stood up to fight the madness disturbing their peace.

the police should arrest charly boy for going to disturb the peace of the market.

How do you know they are #SaiBaba Boys.?




Mischief makers.


it would be safe to assume the protesters are Goodluck boys.. sai baba boys can do whatever they want with goodluck boys after all we are in power.

never outshine ur master.. Goodluck boys must learn from the 48laws of power

Soldier no dey hear come ooo
...

Igbo people again..

october 1st sha..