₦airaland Forum

You sack Sanusi from CBN governor, he becomes and Emir, now you need his help after sacking him..

Indeed, what goes around, comes Around.

Japhet04:
I'm happy that at least a man of public recognition has finally concurred to the fact Buhari has a hand in this boko haram issue,even if he is trying to cover up...,

Remember in GEJ's 1st and 2nd year of ruling Nigeria it was nothing but peace all the way but immediately Buhari sensed this he used boko haram as his prima facie tool in sabotaging the integrity of Goodluck's government and I see he has made a very big impact, he has managed to swerve the heart of our people against Goodluck even here on nairaland..,

May God Forgive you Buhari him alone knows your evil deeds..,

God will see you through this election GEJ

Peace

Mtcheeew.. Another un-intelligent PDP paid agent.

It is you God will forgive.

Don't you know whom Femi Fani-Kayode is?

He's not to be taken seriously.

KingEbukasBlog:
President Jonathan's campaign buses were set ablaze by angry youth this evening and Buhari from his official twitter account, minutes ago , condemned the violence . See his tweets from his official twitter@ThisIsBuhari below Cc obinoscopy Ngwakwe ishilove lalasticala seun mynd44

Source; http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/01/buhari-condemns-jos-violence.html

Buhari is a very Polished man.

theV0ice:
its only some elite in the north that benefit from jona. the common man has no stake in his govt. when you add his indifference to their security plight, you'll understand how resentful of him they've become

but this is the same scenario even in the niger delta. its the militants and the elite that are benefiting

a lot of people are deceiving jona, not just the northern govs

PDP is a party of Deception, hence I won't be surprised if jonathan too is deceiving himself, cos I totally agree with you that plenty people are deceiving him. All his praise singers, Doyin okupke, Reuben Abati, Labaran Maku, Femi-Fani Kayode's own is the worse, he's shown he's not a man with any Honour at all whatsoever, all them EDwin clark, Asari Dokubo, they are all deceiving him, when jungle mature, e go be dem like film trick.

brownlord2:
It seems the man is only coming for revenge, zero economic planning nothing, absolutely nothing.

Efcc should swing into action for defrauding poor Nigerians with one sham buhari campaign fund raising, how can someone like this want to rule a nation like Nigeria? The world will simply be laughing at us

Oh! So as Goodluck Jonathan is ruling like this, the world is not laffing at us? . I laff at you.

The world laffs at you when over 200 school girls get missen under your nose and you can't find them in your own Backyard.


The world laffs at you when $20Billion dollars gets missen from non remittance from sales of crude oil.

The world even laffs harder at u, when instead of killing boko haram, u are sentencing your galant soldier to death by military court marshals.


The whole world indeed laffs at u when ur nigerian army are the best in other peace keeping missions in liberia and seria-leon but to quench a boko haram insurgence is insurmountable task.


Look at France just recently, the Soachibrothers shooting was like a movie in less than how many hours?

Boko haram has lasted how long again? Pls remind me!

I'l rather have the world laff me with a Buhari as leader than laffing me with "The Clueless-One" as leader.

We must vote for change.

#FeBuhari2015 sai Buhari.

ChukwuCantDie:
When Africans realize whites are the enemy, that is when we will rise, some know but not enough we must start now...

Whites are not our enemies, we are enemies of ourselves

Realist5:
Even Americans can be clueless.

Yes, Bayelsan-americans are clueless

When will Africa ever rise? When? Just when?

;d


Is somebody kidding me?


Nothing we no go c for naija ooo!


Asewo for Buhari..


Has GEJ really pissed people that much?

Ashewo for buhari

sammhi:
obviously you are an agent...
but suffice to say this.... Will the great Awo have Buhari as president ? never..am sure he wont even take him as his vice...
Yorubas are now eating their own words....proverb( anitoripe afe je eran , ki a ma pe malu ni egbon) you want call a cow 'sir' just because you want to eat cowmeat...Yorubas endorsing GMB are exactly calling an unfit person to rule just so they can be close to power...it is just a big shame that all the values associated with the Yorubas has gradually been lost for personal interest.....
someone without a certificate who only benefited from the corruption of the system......please note that corruption is not only about money...
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there Ù go Àgain playing rÉgional cards. PlÀyÍng tribÀl ÇÀrÐs.

Who says its Àbout Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa.

Its About Nigeria. The very existence and indivisibility of this one Great Nation.

If its an Hausa man that would get it right over a clueless otuke man, thÉn so be it.

Nigeria is more importaÑt thaÑ any Hausa or igbo or yoruba man. Get that.

[quote author=NairalandOP post=29618341]"I came up with a special scholarship that tests those that make 1st class & send the best to the best universities in the world"

"You must vote for the Nigerian youth, you must vote for the Nigerian women!”

"There was not even one woman in the cabinet when they ruled."

“I have no enemies to fight. My interest is future generation.”

“They built prisons for you – I built universities for you,”

“Any country that does not obey the rule of law is a jungle.”

“We are building institutions to fight corruption.”

“If THEY had succeeded in fighting corruption, corruption would not have been here with us now.”

“Some people are already cloning voter cards. Are those the kind of people you want in power?”

“Yesterday I directed INEC that every registered Nigerian must vote.”

"I have no personal interests. My interests are Nigeria's interest"

"Nigeria does not belong to old people like us. The youths must redefine this country"

"I have never been driven by the love of power. Rather, I have gotten to where I am today by the power of love"

- President Jonathan[/quote




]



I'm impressed ooo! They have started writing good oratory speeches for GEJ!

Where were these clowns all these days, now that its late they want to implore any trick in the book.

Let me guess, Femi Fani Kayode has started his work.

They tried sha, but Buhari is coming for you come #FeBuhari 2015.

Sai Buhari. #TeamGMB

Jonathan should be ashamed of himself whenever he says all this things.

Why should even your own brothers be having problems with you?

It tells whom you are.

If for Anything, Henry okah your Brother is supposed to protect you.

Rotimi Amechi your Brother is supposed to protect you.

Gov dickson ur brother is not supposed to be having problems of power tussle with PEJ ur wife in Bayelsa state.

Jonathan should check himself

Twenty Thousand Naira,

EUROBOMBER:
You are partially correct. The northerners are the major problem we have in the boko haram matter. Ihejirika did so well when he was in office. Soldiers fought gallantly then and boko haram was largely confined to sambisa. the army was clearly on top of the game then but what did the northerners do? They were everywhere shouting genocide and even threatening to drag Ihejirika to ICC. Today, Ihejirika is not there and the difference is very clear, boko haram has run wild destroying anything in sight. I repeat, this is not like maitasine.

No matter how monstrous it has grown to, we watched Boko Haram grow, we can still take it apart.

Just today, some shooting went down in France and the French Police are everywhere all over the place tracking the shooters.

You don't handle terrorism with kid-gloves like jonathan is doing.

You must take the bull by the horn and deal with it fair and square.

If you threaten to make my govt ungovernable, I will also not sit and watch u make it ungovernable.

Pikin wey say hin mama no go sleep sef no suppose see sleep,

But Boko haram say Nigeria and Jonathan no go sleep, GEJ and Nigerians no sleep, yet Boko Haram dey snor.

You tackle terrorism right from day one. Don't give it room to grow or spread.

Nigerians tackled Ebola from day one and prevented it from spreading, why then is boko haram different,

It leads me to believe General Sani Abacha and I quote.. "Any Insurgency that lasts more than 24hours, it means the government has a hand in it"..

The real Boko Harams are not the terrorist in Baga or Sambisa..

The Real Boko Haram are sitted tight at Aso-rock. Right at the corridors of power.

EUROBOMBER:
You must understand that this boko haram problem we are faced with has international dimensions, Maitasinie is nothing close to what we are dealing with here. If only the northerners had quenched this group at their budding stage we wouldn't be having all these. Alas, boko haram has transformed into an army capable of engaging Nigeria in a full-scale war.

I accept in totality what u postulated. Boko haram has taken a different dimension, but that doesn't change the fact we have a Standing Army..

The Nigerian Army still remain about the best ground Troop in sub saharan African.

It is simple. The Moral in the rank and file is dampened with corruption.

No moral.. Moral is low.

Chief of Defence,
Chief of Army
Chief of Navy and chief of Airforce all just go to tell GEJ anything, and being a man that lacks experience, people just make money from GEJ.

Anybody that goes to GEJ and says he can stop Boko Haram, GEJ would just splash money from our national treasury on that person.

The truth is, people are making money from this insurgency.

Atleast general Buhari has been in the Army, when he comes, corruption in the army would be stamped out first,

Team spirit and moral would come back because a soldier in sambisa forest or in baga would know his interest is being protected by a general who's seen it all done it all.

Jonathan doesn't even have a clue what's going on and I'm not calling him "The Clueless One". I'm just stating the obvious.

I believe with his military background and experience, buhari would crush Boko haram within 6 months of his govt, should GEJ continue ooo, the Monster would only grow bigger and might eventually subdue the nation.

I stand to be corrected, but those service chiefs dare not look buhari in the face and tell him bull*shit.

Buhari is an Administrator.

Buhari is a manager, proper one.

Nigeria Go better.

Vote Buhari pleeeeeaassssseeeee in d name of whatever god u serve.

Over 2000 life's.

Gotdanm it mehn!

What is this country turning into?

Where are we headed as a Nation?

If Buhari stopped Maitasini, then truly he can stop boko haram..

Let's vote Change.

Let's Vote Buhari.

#FeBuhari 2015.
#TeamGMB

Sai Buhari.

Sai Buhari

Funny president.

You provide Education without Security..

Weren't the Chibok girls receiving ÉÐÙcation before they were kidnapped?


Haven't there been many schools targeted in this boko haram menace.

School of health Kano, Polytechnique mubi, that skol and this skol.

Jonathan sounds like he's thrown in the towel already.

Taking a swipe at obasanjo is only adding petrol to fire.

At this stage I wonder what can save this country cos yoruba people don't take it lightly when u insult elders even when the elder might appear wrong or is actually wrong.

All these things keep back-firing at GEJ himself.


2015 is the make or mar year.

2015 is a collective rallying point in the destiny of our Nation.

We either destroy dis country in 2015 As America Predicted,

Or we take a u-turn from this free fall by Voting in Buhari.

We either go for change of continue in chaos.

Its fight to finish now.

All or nothing.


I must confess I feel really scared for Nigeria cos to me she seems to be at a cross-road and all outcomes don't look favourable.

Like being between the Devil and the Deep Blue sea. Its some kind of lose-lose situation, but being whom we are, a very resilient Black Race, I believe someway somehow we would make it thru.


Whatever nightmare the future holds are Dreams to what we've left behind us.


All I know is that, Nigeria can not afford a war, it would be too expensive.


Our leaders should pls for heaven's sake in the interest of peace do everything possible to keep this country from war, famine, starvation, hunger.


Too much has been spent on Defence budget already, if it turns to a full fled war with this fall in oil price, we might not make it. Nigeria would be the ultimate looser should any pre or post election violence break out.


A word they say is enough.

oludashmi:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/imam-rapes-22-year-old-shaves-hairs-in-ogun/

Nothing wey no dey go court for nigeria.

AINATOLULOPE:
http://leadership.ng/news/399980/bizarre-made-husband-impotent-woman

What a witch for a lady.

*in Patience Jonathan's voice*

Tho he is impotent, his manhood still lives on.

No be small matta oo!

Embarrassing tales of Africa

Japhet04:
*clears throat*

I have so many reasons why you should date a shy or introverted girl..Although I'm not an extrovert but I've spent time observing these interestingly captivating set of ladies and I felt there are some interesting facts reasons why you should date them..,you never know you might just get to like them...Enjoy


1.)They are not talkative or arrogant

shy girls are not talkative or arrogant rather they are coolheaded people who are reserved and this is a quality that makes them so adorable that sometimes you can't help but wonder unlike the extrovert girls who are talkative and always seek for attention,the Nigerian man would term it as 'notice me'

2.) it's easy to make them blush

shy girls have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you will see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident or rash girls who will only say thank you. That's if they even say it at all, try dating a shy girl you'll love em


3.) shy girls won't cheat on you

A shy girl can't cheat on you,of course not. They don't cheat on their guy,shy girls would never stoop so low to having a guy behind you. Unlike the confident and extrovert girls who want to exploit anything they see,money, fame etc but keep the emphasis on money.


4.) They are beautiful

yeah shy girls are beautiful and don't give a damn about it, they're so adorable when after lectures you see them in the class staring into space and engulfed in their thoughts but the reverse is the case for confident and extrovert girls, most of them are ugly but when they paint their face and look like black albinos you see them flaunting themselves everywhere seeking for notice (ifa hear )an ugly girl remains an ugly girl.


5.) They are good listeners

shy and introvert girls are just good for one thing, they are extremely good listeners..Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion, unlike extrovert girls who will keep shouting to the extent that other people will hear your discussion but shy girls, you can count on them on giving you all ears


6.) They don't party nor drink

shy girls don't party nor drink,they being introvert wouldn't do have such bad manners unlike some extrovert girls who would always know the latest parties on campus and tell you the kinds of expensive wines they have drank and also tell you the number of guys they have had sex with from Bomboy to azninu from azinu to kponkius just name it...


7.) Shy and introvert girls are very educated and intelligent


this is true shy girls are very intelligent, they being intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. Date a shy girl today and you'll be glad you did

feel free to add yours


where to find a shy girl


1.) During church service

These awesome set of people are very easy to find during service,they always sit at the back and rarely dance unlike the extroverts that would even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu (what?.in the church....smh)a shy girl would never do this

2.) in class at the back seat

shy girls usually stay at the back seat of any class,alone in their thoughts now this is the best time to approach them, they're very friendly , while the extrovert ones will always sit in front were they can be noticed (Ifa hear),this is for those in the university or higher institute

how to know if a girl is shy or introvert

it's very easy to spot these sweet girls,they will always blush at everything you say another way is to monitor their movements they rarely go out and they bring their charming selves outside only at night, date a shy girl today and you'll be glad you did, I can testify to that



inspiration - arva my sister on nairaland she's the top inspiration of this post

tosyne2much this guy is so good in observing that sometimes I wonder if he is a psychologist

emusmith this guy thought me that you don't have to make fp just post a nice and interesting update and surprisingly he usually makes fp

elantraceey she thought me that you don't have to clamour for likes just keep cool and you will see them coming

thank you for your time hommies,hope this helps

Japhet04:
*clears throat*

I have so many reasons why you should date a shy or introverted girl..Although I'm not an extrovert but I've spent time observing these interestingly captivating set of ladies and I felt there are some interesting facts reasons why you should date them..,you never know you might just get to like them...Enjoy


1.)They are not talkative or arrogant

shy girls are not talkative or arrogant rather they are coolheaded people who are reserved and this is a quality that makes them so adorable that sometimes you can't help but wonder unlike the extrovert girls who are talkative and always seek for attention,the Nigerian man would term it as 'notice me'

2.) it's easy to make them blush

shy girls have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you will see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident or rash girls who will only say thank you. That's if they even say it at all, try dating a shy girl you'll love em


3.) shy girls won't cheat on you

A shy girl can't cheat on you,of course not. They don't cheat on their guy,shy girls would never stoop so low to having a guy behind you. Unlike the confident and extrovert girls who want to exploit anything they see,money, fame etc but keep the emphasis on money.


4.) They are beautiful

yeah shy girls are beautiful and don't give a damn about it, they're so adorable when after lectures you see them in the class staring into space and engulfed in their thoughts but the reverse is the case for confident and extrovert girls, most of them are ugly but when they paint their face and look like black albinos you see them flaunting themselves everywhere seeking for notice (ifa hear )an ugly girl remains an ugly girl.


5.) They are good listeners

shy and introvert girls are just good for one thing, they are extremely good listeners..Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion, unlike extrovert girls who will keep shouting to the extent that other people will hear your discussion but shy girls, you can count on them on giving you all ears


6.) They don't party nor drink

shy girls don't party nor drink,they being introvert wouldn't do have such bad manners unlike some extrovert girls who would always know the latest parties on campus and tell you the kinds of expensive wines they have drank and also tell you the number of guys they have had sex with from Bomboy to azninu from azinu to kponkius just name it...


7.) Shy and introvert girls are very educated and intelligent


this is true shy girls are very intelligent, they being intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. Date a shy girl today and you'll be glad you did

feel free to add yours


where to find a shy girl


1.) During church service

These awesome set of people are very easy to find during service,they always sit at the back and rarely dance unlike the extroverts that would even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu (what?.in the church....smh)a shy girl would never do this

2.) in class at the back seat

shy girls usually stay at the back seat of any class,alone in their thoughts now this is the best time to approach them, they're very friendly , while the extrovert ones will always sit in front were they can be noticed (Ifa hear),this is for those in the university or higher institute

how to know if a girl is shy or introvert

it's very easy to spot these sweet girls,they will always blush at everything you say another way is to monitor their movements they rarely go out and they bring their charming selves outside only at night, date a shy girl today and you'll be glad you did, I can testify to that



inspiration - arva my sister on nairaland she's the top inspiration of this post

tosyne2much this guy is so good in observing that sometimes I wonder if he is a psychologist

emusmith this guy thought me that you don't have to make fp just post a nice and interesting update and surprisingly he usually makes fp

elantraceey she thought me that you don't have to clamour for likes just keep cool and you will see them coming

thank you for your time hommies,hope this helps

You have serious Time on your hands, and you're just catching trips with yourself.

Very Good One.

Is it not this same Doyin Okepke they say anytime he talks rubbish GEJ buys him a BMW..

If na me nkor? I will talk plenty jargons na, maybÉ my pay master would change my gift from a BMW to a Ferrari.

tit:
is this his certificate?

is anybody doubting he went to US War College?
He should submit his MSc to INEC.
Simple.

i can not remember since when it became MSc they use to vie for presidency in nigeria, except if someone doesnt know the constitution.

I will come and Dance and say "I told you"..

I will keep calm till the work is finished on Feb 14th when Buhari would beat GEJ Blue and square before I say "I told you"


Weda d army says buhari doesn't have certificates or not, Í must vote Buhari.

wenson:
Shey u wan knw? go ask google abi u n google quarrel?

OMG!

Nairaland is ur best companion during any holiday..

How person go quarrel with google?

U harsh ooo!

samflexxy:
some ladies complain that guys see them as cheap girl, they didn't consider the fact that their behavior prompted the guys to think so,
Here are 5 behaviors some ladies exhibit that make guys see them as cheap


1)asking for credit
Some ladies are fond of this, they ask guys for credits, and as the guy give them he'll be expecting something in return.

2)asking for transport
Some ladies will visit there boyfriend, when there about to leave they will ask for transport, this behavior not only make them cheap it makes them look broke

3)bringing friends for a date
This behavior shows how you and yours are hungry since he asked to go with you, you go on and invite your fat friends to come along. This makes you look cheap and hungry

4)ordering to much food when on a date
You go on a date with a guy he buys one pepsi and plate of rice for him self while she'll order for 2 plate of rice 3 pepsi 1 take away 2 ice cream and a burger
This just make you look sick and cheap he'll definitely wanna take advantage of you

5)Having sex on the first date
This is just absurd, is makes you look like a hooker(love peddler)

Sex on the 1st date means he was truly a badt Guy.

Most ladies can't help it.

Party don't make People.

People make party.

The nigerian people must check themselves.

Everytime, they keep saying he means well for the country.

Its not enough to mean well alone.

U must Do well.

Good policies are nothing with bad implementation.

So also, "Power is nothing without Control"

laykorn:
Banned ? No Way

Bans And Moderators

Nobody wants to get banned. Even the people that claim that they don't care if they get banned or not do really care. Bans are frustrating. Viewing an interesting topic and the reply button is missing?

I remember sometime that the anti spam-bot kept banning me. The times were so frustrating that I decided to log out and view topics as a guest until I was unbanned.

Being ban-free is quite easy when you do these.

1.Remember that the anti spam-bot is just a robot.


The anti spam-bot is not a moderator and can not be sent by any moderator. I laughed so hard when someone said the anti spam-bot is being paid more than 100 thousand naira. Someone also once accused a moderator of sending the anti spam-bot to him. Which time anti spami-bot become missile ?

The bot like it's name suggests is just a robot. I believe it came to replace Pyguru. It identifies spam posts, deletes them and bans the poster. Since it's just a robot and not God, it makes a lot of mistakes. A lot of them.

2.Don't Open A Thread. Mail Them.

I laugh so hard when I see threads like: "Moderator, Unban Me In Politics Or Else.“

Or else what ? You'll leave the forum ?
You leave and 100 people join in a day. So what change does it make?

If you don't want to be banned a second time, don't even open that thread. Learn to mail the Moderators. Ask them why you were banned. Beg to unban you. Man, drop that ego for now. It doesn't change anything. When the anti spam-bot bans you, do the same.

So bad some people don't even know where Mai-Moderator and Mail-Supermoderator buttons are on Nairaland.

The buttons are at the bottom of every board. The Mail-Supermods button is at the bottom of the front page.

3.Respect The Moderators.

Someone told me moderators don't get paid and they dedicate 8 hours to Nairaland daily.

citation needed

. Someone who does this much to let peace reign on a forum we're all using and still shouldn't be respected? Haba!

Yes, I know. The moderator frustrated you, banned you when he/she shouldn't have. Remember he/she is human. He/she can mistakes and can never fully be separated from actions triggered by emotions. I'm sure you wouldn't do any better as a moderator. You're not better than him/her.

Besides, most times we fight moderators, the moderators are actually the innocent ones, we the guilty ones. That reminds me of a particular moderator whose moniker is now 'Nobody'. He was highly hated by people. Why?

He was just a principled fellow who didn't compromise. I think we need more of his types. Maybe I wouldn't be here now because I remember a lot of rules I have broken and nobody noticed.

Nobody is saying you should kiss a moderator's ass like they call it. When you feel a moderator is wrong just keep your mouth shut if you can't mail him/her. Respect them please.

Even, when you feel they don't deserve to be respected, do it to avoid bans.

4. Do You Know That Nairaland Has 21 Rules ?

Yes it does. Before you make any post, the rules are there. They are not there to be read alone. They are there to be followed. If you know you can't keep to one or more of the rules,you don't have to be on the forum and that's what they're telling you. "This is our website. These are our rules. If you know you won't be able to follow them, it's better you leave."

Nairaland And e-Fights

Everybody hates a ban. But, I believe some Nairalanders actually love e-Fights. I'm sure you wouldn't trade blows with someone who expressed a contrary opinion as yours in real-life. Why do it online? To avoid e-Fights, these can help.

1.There Are 'Un-Quotable' People On Nairaland

There are people you should never quote to express a contrary view to theirs. I know some people like this. You quote them, and instead of going into debate mode, their next post starts with mumu or slowpoke. I'm sure you know them too.

2.Use Your Smileys

People are more likely to go into fight mode with you if they know you're in fight mode.yourself. A smiley is the fastest and the most effective way to show you're not in fight mode yourself.

You see
I'm not in fight mode. .

3.Politics ? Politics ? Hm! Politics

The Politics section is the most sensitive section on Nairaland. I believe that's where people get banned most too. I just noticed it has 5 moderators too. Haaaa!

And there is the best place to pick an e-Fight. Just call someone janjawee.d or abok.i and that's all. Please if you're an e-politician, remember to respect people with opinions that differ from yours. Respect all tribes and religions. What else

That's all for today.
Remember, space-booking is an offence and Nairaland is a criminal organisation.
Ayamlaykorn

Some element of arrogance in this.

If one person leaves the forum and a hundred joins doesn't take away the fact one person got aggrieved.

Everybody must be made to feel special. Its a tested and trusted business model.

Leave them alone , they know what they are doing.

Inec is PDP's pet project..


In other News, FG is broke.