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This Patience jonathan is Rude and uncultured and ill-mannered.

See how she's waving her hands in front of a Retired Real-Admiral/ Deputy governor.

She Àlways unÐermines all these her stooges

Marriage no easy.

The guy don enter one-chance.

No going back.

If you truly love Nigeria, you'l say Amen.

Christian or Muslim

Insha Allah, by the Grace of Almighty God, Nigeria, 2015, sai Buhari.

#TeamGMB

We are nigerians and we won't appreciate it.


I think his target is the international market..

Who knows maybe Kanye West and Jay-z would start drinking garri ijebu..


I can't buy 50kg of garri for 5k, not to talk of how many kg?

Biatch.

Only broke people always keep hollaing about bank account.


Check the bank account sef, na coins go dey dia.

Biatch.

Do I blame Fayose? Nooo not at all.

Blessed Assurance.

Always giving Assurance.


Everything is going wrong but his hobby is to give assurance.

GEJ would have been better off working for an Insurance Company than being President of Nigeria.

Clueless Assurance Always

Edwin clark is a nobody..

Not even if GEJ were John F Kennedy, nobody would agree to assassinate him.

Edwin Clark should just go and sit down inside bush.

LORDI:
I feel she has been killed,MOST cases of people missing in texas always with death,..either her dead body is found near a dumpster or never found...in anyway GOD help her survive.amen.

Its not by force u comment naaa.

What if she was ur sister or ur wife, would u take such verdicts as urs!

Just shut up.

Houston Texas.

Them those cow boys.

Oildichotomy:
Another PR for the gullible

Trying to tell us he is not in debt or what is this flaunting for??

Even the worlds number 25th richest and Africa richest man, Aliko Dangote is in debt, pls let a broda enjoy his life.

Dbanj is a true big fish, if he wasn't a big fish, does mugu won't drop their money for him and start crying all over how he owes them..

Why didn't they come to drop their money with me but choose to drop it with Dbanj?

Dbanj na bank ni? Even if I'm not an out and out Dbanj fan like that, pls give the dude some breathing space.

Nigerian govt sef is in Debt.

Big people live on debt. Kapish.

This transparency International, their head no correct jare.

When we say this bunch are "Clueless", you say we don't know what we're saying..


Tell me, what better way to exhibit cluelessness than to go rant on twitter claiming to be praying.

Pharises and saduccees say their prayers in the open.

The real people that love nigeria prays at the corner of their heart and not on twitter.

Clueless bunch.

Same old story.

Nigerians are good at telling Stories.

This is another story.

Story for the Gods..

As far as I'm concerned, every woman that has slept with more than one man is a prostitute and any man that has slept with more than one woman is equally a prostitute, which makes you, me and almost everybody a prostitute.

Just today on nairaland I read about a lady that has slept with over 10,000 mehn and still counting and I'm like whao!! What da ef! Like seriously!!

The truth is, we live in a crazy world but we act like we live in an ideal world..

The truth is, we must actually live craze so we can seek for what's ideal than to live like we are ideal but actually crazy.

Na crase world we dey *Fela's voice*

Let's just live like we love to, instead of fake living ideal but things are actually crazy.


A Prostitute would make a very good house wife if u ask me.
Some prostitutes don't really enjoy the work but that is the only means of income the society has reduced them to.

Let's face it, people that prostitute are peoples sister's, aunties, mother's and co.
Most prostitutes don't prostitute in their immediate environment where they can be recognised. A hardened prostitute in ajegunle could be a soft lady in ikorodu.

Let's face it, deception has been part and parcel of mankind.

We live in a very cosmetic world, things aren't always as they seem.

Allahu-akbar.

Somebody somewhere is a master Designer.

Unbelievable. God is Supreme.

U can't search him.

Scientist still has a billion and one things to discover.

For those who think they can capture the concept of God thru religion, its a lie, no one single religion can comprehend God.

Science! Science is good, but the deeper we dig, the more we know that we really don't know.

What would man have done if he truly knew.

Knowledge is power and no one man should have all the power.

Thank God man is not God.

If men were God...

Since Youths are the leaders of tommorow but tommorow never comes in Nigeria, then let the youths write their own essays on "what would be" if they were elected president, and give this essays to our leaders and see if the most wonderful youthful ideas can be adhered to.
Hence I'm writing,

What would I do, if I become president 2015.

First of all, on the day of my inauguration, I would declare a Month of National Emergency.

Everything and anything must come to a Stand still.

I will create some sort of te le-conferencing, that everybody within the shores of Nigeria would be shown and give people, first, that sense of belonging.

That type of teleconferencing they do at Shiloh, where people in Otta are seen in far away kaduna, kano, maiduguri and even abroad.

I would do that, to conduct a more useful and unifying "National Conference" ..

Everything would stop.

Once that is achieved, then, people would talk, nigerians must talk truth and sense to themselves.
Nigerians must agree if they love each other or do not.

Nigerians must decide if they want to be together or not.

Nigerians should from the grassroot tell themselves to awaken from their slumber.

Nigerians must map a way out of this current predicament after all, she brought her self to this point unknowingly because she has failed to plan, when you fail to plan, you ultimately plan to fail.

Nigerians must sit down and draw a plan for Nigeria.

Nobody is Responsible for Nigeria, we the Youths must beg for forgiveness for the transgressions of our fathers but would fail history if we refuse to re-focus and re-direct this country.

We must come out with a blue print and properly charted course for what we want as a nation.

We must have just one law, we must talk about what is acceptable in "Nigeria", wethere it is under the Islamic law or the Christain law.

Every nigerian must be subjected to only one law and that is the "Nigerian Law"

We must chat new courses, what is obtainable to us now, all our choices are not pleasant,
We must turn all the chaos we are surrounded with and turn them to strength for us or sit and watch the chaos consume the giant of Africa.

If I were president today. Societally, Primary school cert and Secondary school cert of Yester years even weigh more than the B.sc's we have today, but be that as it may, with the precidented level of unemployment amongst the youth, every public servant working in any public office with anything within SSCE or Primary skol cert, I will give Compulsory Retirement and replace with a minimum of B.Sc.

This is the reason. You see, every public office needs some sort of sensitisation to function in this century we live in.

You see, every police man, that has only an SSCE or a Primary school cert, has no reason to be in the police in the first place.
The police needs a crop of "Knowledgable mid-aged men". That way, all public offices would have some santity,

All those that would go on compulsory retirement to pave way for the youths, would be assigned to specific FarmSteads, our economy Should never have been Import dependent.
Our Ports are working, are the Ports only for Imports? What has Happened to Export?

We must tell ourselves the truth, we are just lazy, greedy and corrupt people in a bunch and leadership has failed us.

If we are not lazy, why don't we export? If we must export, we must work. Nigerians don't work, nothing works in nigeria.

If we work, especially in Agriculture, we would sustain ourselves and sustain others, but as it stands we can't even sustain ourselves that's why we are an import dependent economy,

Let's be truthful to ourselves, our only export is crude oil, what if God had not blessed us with crude oil? That's the question we should ask ourselves,.. Is crude oil now a blessing or a curse?

I keep saying it, with all due respect to the minister of agriculture, we still import rice.

The today's high youth unemployment, I would convert to the work force of the Nation, the industry, the drivers of the propelling engines of development, then those on compulsory retirement would channel all their might to Agricultural abundance.

There would be a National emergency, because to drive growth, you must put in place Electricity.

Before this emergency is over, Electricity, Housing and accomodation, Roads and health care issues are addressed and taken care of.

If I'm president, I will de-congest Lagos.. Lagos is too chocked.

I will spread development round the states equally, I will drive growth by competition,

For peaceful and communual living, every state would compete, every state would be empowered. Every state will Produce..

This is it.
Before monthly allocations by federal govt, every state would bring what it has to the table, and from whatever you bring, you will be given majority of the share.

If the Niger-delta insists on bringing only proceeds from crude oil, they would be given a lion share of that proceed, let the South west indicates what she brings and be given the lion share, same with SE, NE, NW, NC.

That way there can be abundance in the land, there would be stimulation for growth.

Children would go to Free and Compulsory education, The aged would be placed on Social welfare and some sort of support from the center.

There would be heavy and Mass, both Rural and urban, but mostly Rural Mass Housing Development. Every house would be entitle to electricity and portable water and good drainage-sewer system.

People would develop free living attitudes.

Ok, let's face it.
Devaluation of the naira,
Boko-Haram.
Austerity,
Falling Crude oil prices,
Youth Restiveness and Unemployment.
Poor infrastructure.

Everything that is happening to nigeria now is terrible.

People should from their imaginations stump up ideas on ways to bring this country from collapse to its one time enviable state as the giant of Africa and most populous Black Nation.

Today, Nigeria is no more friends with America and terminated The deal for America to train Nigerian soldiers because America refused to sell Cobra fighter Helicopters to Nigeria to fight insurgence and Nigeria is quick to turn to Russia.

Russia everybody knows is sworn enemies with America.

For crying out loud, what is Nigeria turning into.

An experimental ground for chaos?

Sometimes, I think there's a grand conspiracy somewhere to destabilise this country.

People have seen our greed, our weaknesses and vulnurability and has decided to cash-in on it.

Damaturu is under Curfew, Boko-Haram Parties Everyday, More than 50 Trained Female Sucide Bombers are on the loose,

What da hell mehn!
Can we please get some decorum and civility in Nigeria.

To me, if there is anything left to be salvaged in this country, I think we must first as a people agree we are falling, then we halt our free-fall, then we start to build a formidable Nation.

Right now, we are falling and I weep for my country.

People should recomend out of text-book theories they think can being this country back from the brinks.

Great countries have been thru hell and back.

We can re-write our History.
Yes We Can!

#OMA Foundation.

Since Youths are the leaders of tommorow but tommorow never comes in Nigeria, then let the youths write their own essays on "what would be" if they were elected president, and give this essays to our leaders and see if the most wonderful youthful ideas can be adhered to.
Hence I'm writing,

What would I do, if I become president 2015.

First of all, on the day of my inauguration, I would declare a Month of National Emergency.

Everything and anything must come to a Stand still.

I will create some sort of te le-conferencing, that everybody within the shores of Nigeria would be shown and give people, first, that sense of belonging.

That type of teleconferencing they do at Shiloh, where people in Otta are seen in far away kaduna, kano, maiduguri and even abroad.

I would do that, to conduct a more useful and unifying "National Conference" ..

Everything would stop.

Once that is achieved, then, people would talk, nigerians must talk truth and sense to themselves.
Nigerians must agree if they love each other or do not.

Nigerians must decide if they want to be together or not.

Nigerians should from the grassroot tell themselves to awaken from their slumber.

Nigerians must map a way out of this current predicament after all, she brought her self to this point unknowingly because she has failed to plan, when you fail to plan, you ultimately plan to fail.

Nigerians must sit down and draw a plan for Nigeria.

Nobody is Responsible for Nigeria, we the Youths must beg for forgiveness for the transgressions of our fathers but would fail history if we refuse to re-focus and re-direct this country.

We must come out with a blue print and properly charted course for what we want as a nation.

We must have just one law, we must talk about what is acceptable in "Nigeria", wethere it is under the Islamic law or the Christain law.

Every nigerian must be subjected to only one law and that is the "Nigerian Law"

We must chat new courses, what is obtainable to us now, all our choices are not pleasant,
We must turn all the chaos we are surrounded with and turn them to strength for us or sit and watch the chaos consume the giant of Africa.

If I were president today. Societally, Primary school cert and Secondary school cert of Yester years even weigh more than the B.sc's we have today, but be that as it may, with the precidented level of unemployment amongst the youth, every public servant working in any public office with anything within SSCE or Primary skol cert, I will give Compulsory Retirement and replace with a minimum of B.Sc.

This is the reason. You see, every public office needs some sort of sensitisation to function in this century we live in.

You see, every police man, that has only an SSCE or a Primary school cert, has no reason to be in the police in the first place.
The police needs a crop of "Knowledgable mid-aged men". That way, all public offices would have some santity,

All those that would go on compulsory retirement to pave way for the youths, would be assigned to specific FarmSteads, our economy Should never have been Import dependent.
Our Ports are working, are the Ports only for Imports? What has Happened to Export?

We must tell ourselves the truth, we are just lazy, greedy and corrupt people in a bunch and leadership has failed us.

If we are not lazy, why don't we export? If we must export, we must work. Nigerians don't work, nothing works in nigeria.

If we work, especially in Agriculture, we would sustain ourselves and sustain others, but as it stands we can't even sustain ourselves that's why we are an import dependent economy,

Let's be truthful to ourselves, our only export is crude oil, what if God had not blessed us with crude oil? That's the question we should ask ourselves,.. Is crude oil now a blessing or a curse?

I keep saying it, with all due respect to the minister of agriculture, we still import rice.

The today's high youth unemployment, I would convert to the work force of the Nation, the industry, the drivers of the propelling engines of development, then those on compulsory retirement would channel all their might to Agricultural abundance.

There would be a National emergency, because to drive growth, you must put in place Electricity.

Before this emergency is over, Electricity, Housing and accomodation, Roads and health care issues are addressed and taken care of.

If I'm president, I will de-congest Lagos.. Lagos is too chocked.

I will spread development round the states equally, I will drive growth by competition,

For peaceful and communual living, every state would compete, every state would be empowered. Every state will Produce..

This is it.
Before monthly allocations by federal govt, every state would bring what it has to the table, and from whatever you bring, you will be given majority of the share.

If the Niger-delta insists on bringing only proceeds from crude oil, they would be given a lion share of that proceed, let the South west indicates what she brings and be given the lion share, same with SE, NE, NW, NC.

That way there can be abundance in the land, there would be stimulation for growth.

Children would go to Free and Compulsory education, The aged would be placed on Social welfare and some sort of support from the center.

There would be heavy and Mass, both Rural and urban, but mostly Rural Mass Housing Development. Every house would be entitle to electricity and portable water and good drainage-sewer system.

People would develop free living attitudes.

Ok, let's face it.
Devaluation of the naira,
Boko-Haram.
Austerity,
Falling Crude oil prices,
Youth Restiveness and Unemployment.
Poor infrastructure.

Everything that is happening to nigeria now is terrible.

People should from their imaginations stump up ideas on ways to bring this country from collapse to its one time enviable state as the giant of Africa and most populous Black Nation.

Today, Nigeria is no more friends with America and terminated The deal for America to train Nigerian soldiers because America refused to sell Cobra fighter Helicopters to Nigeria to fight insurgence and Nigeria is quick to turn to Russia.

Russia everybody knows is sworn enemies with America.

For crying out loud, what is Nigeria turning into.

An experimental ground for chaos?

Sometimes, I think there's a grand conspiracy somewhere to destabilise this country.

People have seen our greed, our weaknesses and vulnurability and has decided to cash-in on it.

Damaturu is under Curfew, Boko-Haram Parties Everyday, More than 50 Trained Female Sucide Bombers are on the loose,

What da hell mehn!
Can we please get some decorum and civility in Nigeria.

To me, if there is anything left to be salvaged in this country, I think we must first as a people agree we are falling, then we halt our free-fall, then we start to build a formidable Nation.

Right now, we are falling and I weep for my country.

People should recomend out of text-book theories they think can being this country back from the brinks.

Great countries have been thru hell and back.

We can re-write our History.
Yes We Can!

#OMA Foundation.

Did this happen in Nigeria or in Jerusalem?

This can not be the same naija.

redcliff:
And some folks would open their boreholed mouths and say that GEJ was the best thing that happened to Nigeria... smh.

Haven't you read that article where an eminent Ghanian Professor urged nigerians to rid themselves of GEJ..

This guy can't do jack.

Asari Dokuboh..

Ateke Tom.

Tompolo Aka Government..


We are waiting for your next call.

Gotdanm it mehn!

Boko Haram Parties everyday.

Since this boko haram insurgency started, av been suspecting there Ís a grand conspiracy somewhere, but she just does not add up.

I'm suspecting its a ploy to reduce nigeria to nothing.

Maybe "Most Populous Black Nation" is threat to some certain quarters.

Like a grand ploy to disintegrate nigeria.

Ikpewe:
SHE "MAY" ALSO STEAL LIKE HIS FATHER. PLEASE QUOTE ME RIGHT BEFORE HANGING ME ON CASSAVA STEM CROSS

. Bros, this ur english grammar fit kill all the tax-payers wey she wan steal from oo..


She may also steal like His Father

Ahnn ahnn. Nawa ooo

This is sad for Nigeria.

The worst part is that Islam and Christianity are not our traditional religion but imported, and now its dictating to us.

Edigrows:
LWTMB - LAFF WAN TEAR MY BELLE

Edigrows:
LWTMB - LAFF WAN TEAR MY BELLE

Yes naaa.

One lady shoulÐ pls just ÍÑvest in me, I have all the 7 qualities.

Pls ooo! Plus, I'm Gentle.

I pray the guy goes to prison and his pay-master GEJ goes with him

Mr Stomach Infrastructure.

Destabilising Ekiti House of Reps in less than 3 months he's made governor.

Plus all the numerous sins obasanjo leveled against him in his first regime.


Ekiti people would have their stomach filled at the expense of real developmental infrastructure.

I really Don't blame Ayo fayose, I blame Mr Fayemi for playing Gentle Man Politics.

Let's face it. Fayose is an out and out Agbero. All of this publicity stunt don't hold water.

ceo4eva:
So GEJ has the support of the South West rulers?

Don't u give support to where and what u eat from..

South west does not support gej, its the corrupt few that eats from the corrupt put u c showing support, don't forget bode george has a permanent room in kiri-kiri prisons,

All in the nÀme of kiss, I pray mikel doesn't suck out the gÍrls eye-balls.

Idi*ot can't help nigeria qualify for Nations cup but can qualify a russian girl to grace front page nairaland. Imagine that!

Olamide has warmed hÍs way Ínto the heart of most music loving Nigerians.

What's left in this couÑtry other than to make merry and catch a§ much fun while Ù still can.

I dÓubt if people really gave an ear to Þhe lyrics like u did.

Íf not that u brought it up, I would neve® have nÓtÍcÉd.

Let's face it, thi§ ͧ entertainment, people want what they wÀÑt..

whÀt of the late Dagrin (may his soul rest in peace).. Igbo, shayo, ashawo, dis is how we living o le pami layo.

Beat that.

My point, .... Its what sells that Ù market.

Just like News.
Good news don't make News.

Bad News is always News.

Olamide has to earn a living oÓo however u look Àt it. ..